My favorite King of the Hill joke is in the firefighter episode when Boom Howard is telling his side of the story and he's the only one who speaks clearly
>>221815851>Boom Howardis this a koth meme? that's funny
>>221815851mines the one where everyones tripping about what cottons reaction to the khans moving in next door will be and he immediately recognizes them as Laotian and not Japanese and is cool with them
>>221815851I like when Dail does mushrooms
>>221815980>Cotton sniffed Khan to recognize what kind of Asian he isIn WWII the US trained soldiers how to identify different types of Asians to make sure they weren't fragging allies
My favourite is when there is a tornado and dale tells bobby a tornado will blast an egg through a wall and later bobby tries to throw an egg against a wall and looks all happy in anticipation and then the egg just gets blown into his face.Such a dumb and simple joke but for some reason it cracks me up
>>221815851>Hank drives into Arkansas>sign says "Welcome to Arkansas, home of President Bill Clinton">Hank locks his doors
>>221816042i think i heard something like that about vietnam where spec ops guys would try and eat local food so their shit doesnt smell american
>THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD COULD HEAR YOU CUSSIN
This dumb simple type of humor is what made the show funny, and what the reboot lacked.The reboot tried to do more "topical" humor, but it was done poorly, and it was clear the soiilenial writers hadn't ever interacted with normal people.
>>221815851It annoys me that Hank refers to Boomhauer as his best friend. They share none of the same values. He's just someone Hank went to school with that now lives across the street. But because Hank is so autistic aboutmaking frieneds he'd ecided its easier just calling the least retarded person he knows his best friend
>>221816042>He doesn't even know your name!>Yes he does. I'm Missy MelonsRIP Brittany Murphy I never appreciated your greatness
>>221816184and why is Bobby such an awkward incel type? He used to rizz hot girls when he was a kid. Also based for pulling that hot piece of ass Connie
>>221815851I often think about the thanksgiving episode where Khan says>"Look Minh, it's the early birds. Hey Hank, our flight same time as yours. We saw you leave house at 10am. We leave 5 hours later. You still waiting you dumb redneck"Even as someone who likes to get to the airport unreasonably early for my flight it cracks me up
>>221816368Danged if you do, danged if you dang'ol don't man
>>221816461>and why is Bobby such an awkward incel type?because the demon blood would boil if they wrote an accurate white man.
>>221816104simple jokes are usually the funniest because of the deliveryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRHWr9cjJZ0
that boy ain't right
>>221816368that's the joke. Boomhauer is the most disconnected and inactive person of the group. But hank ironically values him the most. It's also a thing that happens in real life friend groups a lot.
>>221816386She didn't write it, you buffoon.
>>221816368Tbf Boomhauer also causes the fewest problems for Hank. Bill falls into bouts of depression, he can get needy/clingy and he has some creepy moments with Peggy and Bobby. Dale always has schizo shit going on, plus John Redcorn cucking him in the background makes everyone else on the street uncomfortable. But Boomhauer doesn't cause much drama and he doesn't need much help from Hank, which I'm sure a man like him appreciates.
>>221816729shes second to Stephen Root as the best actor on the show
>>221816368Boomhowzer is the least annoying out of hanks mates. Hanks is constantly having to fix the stupid shit that is caused by bill and dale.
>>221815980This has always been one of my favorite scenes and really made me begin to fine tune my racism
>>221816468Kahn moments are always a win for me.>Nnaaaaa! I can' help you! I can' help any you stupid people! 'How does this machine work, Mistah Kahn?' 'How do I print?' 'How do I save?' It 'Ctrl S' you morons! It always 'Ctrl S'!
>>221816903https://youtu.be/6sPtdGtxQV8
Yeah that was kind of funny for a few seconds
>>221815851>GET LOST BILL!The sheer volume and rage you rarely hear from Dale makes it my favorite, and it only gets better from there:>Tingling...hmm...and burning. Itching, itching...burning.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KKJ9irSUuY
>or Sean
>>221816368Boomhauer is weird because he's part of "the main 4" but is barely a character. He only gets like 1 episode of true character development. Ladybird is a more complex character
>Survival Diary Update:>I have been drinking dewdrops found on the forest leaves, and I have been eating mushrooms and moss.>Mostly mushrooms.>My rabies has taken a turn for the worse.>I am starting to hallucinate.>When I close my eyes, I can see strange characters running around chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.>I have stopped closing my eyes.>I fear I am going mad!>>*looks at collapsing shelter*>Survival reminder: Need hammer and nails.>>*checks tape recorder*>... and batteries for tape recorder. Gih!>>*chucks tape recorder*>>*picks up pine cone*>Also, need new tape recorder.
>Dale has been smoking since he was in the 2nd grade>old VA dies>new VA decides not to do a 1:1 copy but to update the voice of a lifelong smoker and does a dead-on impression of emphysema>people madBe lucky they didn't give him COPD
>Hes black
>>221817374ah yes, realism, the thing everyone cherished about Dale.
>>221817467Dale was the realist character amongst those sheep
>>221816368>>221816629>>221816737>>221816784>>221817129Weirdly the case in my friend group. My best bro from highschool who I can trust the most lives in Colorado while my closest honkies here are my bros they wouldn’t be my best man at my wedding unless my Colorado bro couldn’t make it
>>221816184The literal only good gag from the reboot was Joseph rolling himself into the garbage bag, but even with that, it was a little too... cartoonish? Slapstick? In a way the old seasons never really were.
>>221816368He always refers to Dale as his best friend. I don't think he's ever cited Boomerhauer, he apparently quotes him a lot, but that doesn't necessarily make him his best friend.
>>221816903>I dodge bullets in killing fields for whole extra year rather than go to Canada!
>>221815851i like the one where hank defends his honor over the accusation of renting a porno movie
>>221816737>/tv/
>>221818244I never got the point of why Bill even felt the need to identity theft him like that.
>>221815851The part where Bill morphed into the giant baby creeped me out.
>>221815851>They all lie and say Chet Elderson plugged in his sign and started the fire>Boomhauer tells the truth that Dale did it>...>"So each and every one of you believes that Chet Elderson started that fire"
>>221815980Literally me being racist but misattributing the very specific ethnicity I immediately intuit because it's funnier (like calling a Japanese a Korean)
>Kahn Jr, why are you named Kahn Jr?>My father wanted a boy.>Yeah, so did mine!
>>221815851Can you guys please keep it down, I'm trying to read
>>221815851https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOKYrKRjwQthis entire scene
>>221816461>why is Bobby such an awkward incel type?He literally has sex multiple times on the show. He just doesn't want a fuck buddy, he wants an actual meaningful relationship. For fuck sake not every man is looking to plow chicks for the sake of itself.
In one of the later episodes, there's a throwaway joke where Bill is in a hardware store looking at Lifetime guaranteed hoses.Bill angrily laments "Lifetime hoses? I've already bought three of these!" Bill then picks up one of the hoses and then optimistically says "I guess this must be the one!"Fucking kills me, every time. >>221815851>>221815980>>221816903>>221817021>>221820193These are also amazing and these are chads for referencing them.
>i dont know you thats my purse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-7Qwqp0jkBest 15 minutes ever.
>>221815980A great layer to that joke is Dale telling him that Khan is Japanese right beforehand. He knew what he was doing.
>>221815851i love that chuck mangione turns every song into feels so goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgCgL8jC8cEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDI2X6ByhF0
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>>221815851This entire episode is actually based off a 3 stooges sketch, "A fire fighting we will go". And Dale aaying "B A Bay" is from a three stooges song called swinging the alphabet.
>>221816104>itll go through a barn door, 2 barn doors if the first one is open
>>221821261I love how they walk out together behind the fence
>>221815851It's a very low key one but for me it's when the cop pulls Hank over and he apologizes for the license not being up to date because he's been "meaning to get down to his playing weight"Me too Hank, me too
>yeah, man, I tell you what, that dang ol detector, man, talkin 'bout government take away FREEDOM OF SMOKE
>Boom Howard
How can you be speaking to me when there's a MILLION LITTLE BUGS crawling around inside your mouth
>>221822898i love kahn's genuinely impressed reaction at cotton's impeccably accurate racial awareness
The sex ed episode is great and depicts the typical southern baptists very accurately.>my mom gave me that lovely book the loveliness of woman>that book is trash>well when my husband is crawling all over me i just close my eyes and think of those pretty flowers>...you poor poor woman
>>221823377Anon, I…
>>221817129I hate dogs and dog owners.The episode dedicated to hank dancing with ladybird is one of the weirdest fucking things ive ever seen in 45 years.
>>221823416*squigglin'
>>221823358>A-GEET
>>221823416>Dang ol... Geronimo
>>221823485It's ok anon I love you too
>>221823136This is the autism that keeps me coming back to this Underwater mongolian basket weaving forum.
Dang ol' pretty pretty pizza, I tell ya hwhat
>>221824019>Bill imagines himself fatter and balder
>>221824193He has low self-esteem and thinks he's worse than he is
This was the best executed joke imohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fus5Z4C7Bz4
>He's already got the black vote: Earl. And the gay vote: Earl.
>all we found was two dimes and another dime!and when hank thinks he stopped the pimp by forcing him to use a red light then bitching that he's breaking the law when he doesnt
>>221824019*Trombone noises*
