You don't get it. It's a meta commentary. By making the effects and edits bad, it evokes old pulpy films, but without the nostalgia to prop it up. It's a criticism about romanticizing the past
>>221817427grampa is too old for this part...
>>221817427this armor is pathetic
>>221817427fucking hercules and xena are better than this shit.
I realize this is sarcasm, but there are people who will unironically defend this shit heap of a movie with such arguments.Old pulpy films have bad effects and poor edits because they were mostly made by passionate amateurs working on shoestring budgets to try and break their way into the film industry. The charm doesn't come from the bad effects and poor edits, but from the underlying determination and sincerity of the filmmakers doing the best they can with what they had, even when their best was crap. Trying to evoke that when you're an industry darling with a budget of a third of a billion dollars doesn't fly.
>>221817427>Dry fires the bow immediately after stringing itThey had no weapons experts on set for this movie, this was all about shoving diversity down our throats again.
>>221817602I know a LARP group and their shit moggs this movie so hard it's not even funny
How do you guys find the most autistic shit to bitch about all the time i just got out and none of this shit you complain about bothered me
>>221817951where do you think we are
>>221817427Does this movie have even ONE SHOT longer than 10 seconds?
>>221817642Herc and Xena are better than everything made in the last 15 years
>>221817819I thought it was nolan just complying with all the diversity requirements for the next academy awards
>>221818052Actually... probably true >>221818043Imax tape is too sort, pls understand
>>221818052he already got awards. this is just him and friends getting money. this shit didnt cost 250 million to make. its just advertisement for imax and nolan and friends getting laundered money. they all show up, wear tshirt and jeans tier outfits, film in 2 weeks and wrap. they dont reshoot anything and just take it as is. no one cared. throw shit at screen. use whatever shit script shekelberg recommends and cast anyone shlomostein tells him. everyone pats everyone on the back and critics forced to accept it as he sales into sunset with tens of millions of money plus whatever was laundered.
>>221818025That’s red@it shit. Seriously get the fuck out if you argue with questions either regulars will fuck with you or you’ll be arguing with retards all day >>221818052That’s so fucking stupid. He doesn’t need to diversity cast to fill the requirements. You should feel bad. Fucking moron. Go look them up.
>>221817427>>221817427
>>221817819>Dry fires the bow immediately after stringing itIt's like they learned nothing from baldwin
>>221817427I would argue, Nolan shoots bad scenes quite often.
>>221817427if it's not blatantly stated in the media itself somehow, then it doesn't exist, and you're a moron for thinking it does
>>221818491i'm not sure if you're parodying or being sincere which, given the subject of discussion, is fucking hilarious.
>>221818537>I made a movie bad on purpose to make a point, you got trolled if you say it just sucksthis doesn't work with idiots being "retarded on purpose" here and doesn't work in film either you tryhard
>>221817427>By making the effects and edits bad, ?????????????I just watched the movie.where were the bad effects ?????and where was the editing bad?somebody enlighten me
>>221818746in the WEBM on the OP?
>>221817427what is the problem in this clip. I don't get it.
>>221818788spartacus ass editing on the boar hunt
>>221817427>Yep, just strung me bow up. Time for an ol' dry fire!>*Twang!* *Twang!*>That's some good dry firing action!This film is the gift that keeps on giving.Me ways to hate it even more.
today I learned that dry firing a bow is bad for it
I watched the movie I feel sorry for you all that you witness this movie on a shitty camrip webm truly pathetic
>>221818746>and where was the editing bad?
>I watched the cam version>wild cuts that makes no sensei refuse to believe it's actually in the real movie, these cuts are so bad
>>221818993shitty in a phone watched camrip = shitty in IMAX you just paid $30 to see it like a dumbass
>>221818993begone shill you have no power here
>>221818995the editing is not bad here.the acting by this random soldier sucks.
>>221819045>the acting by this random soldier sucks.*and the scene is nonsensical since they can just slightly push and walk through those damn trees
>>221819033I paid 11 dollars to watch the movie on IMAXhow do you come up with 30$?
>chuderinos watch camrip>"IT LOOKS BAD!!"
>>221818995>>221819045>8 fucking cuts in 16 seconds >not abysmal
>>221819066>he doesn't get concessions and just leaves the theater itself with almost no profit from his patronage
>>221819075editing remains bad regardless of image quality you fucking imbecile
>>221819066imax is a meme label on most theaters. theres only a handful of real imax locations. you probably just watched a larger screen they slapped the label on.
>>221818995>Have swords>Encounter thin twigs>Recoil in horrorJust chop the fucking twigs holy fuck.
>>221818788No problem. The movie was made for "people" like you.
>>221819060they were shocked by the fact that someone had setup a trap. from distance the trees dont look like a trap since they are thin, as they got closer they got confused during the panic.again, the acting is bad. nothing wrong with the trees.
>>221817427This is directed very poorly. But why...
>>221819120people so seething at "chuds" they'll suck any dick if they think "chuds" will hate it?
>>221817819You can’t fire a bow. You loose it. It’s not a firearm.
>>221819045the cut from :8-:9 to the same guy is jarring and there was no need to cut back to his face again at :12, the cut should've gone directly to them getting stabbed as it was already shown they were trapped
>>221819165how are you fighting if your arm is on fire?
is this the thread full of people that don't like to go to the movie theater and watch camrips?
>>221817427this movie's editing is psychotic
>>221819200sure
>>221817427That prop bow looks like it has a 10 pound draw weight. It's been a while since I read the Odyssey but I remember that none of the suitors were able to string it because it had such a heavy draw weight
>>221819243>"you're off the invasion, you're a loose bowstring, the duke is all over me for that last stunt you pulled, hand over your bow">...m-m'lord, I->"and your other bow"
>>221819099concessions is where theaters make their profit retardbro
>>221819380. . .
>>221819380. . . try reading that post again, but REALLY slow
maybe if you read it slower than you are, you'll catch up
>normalfags waking up to Nolan's shitty filmmakingHas anyone become an e-celeb for pointing out the nonsense of Joker's plan yet?
>>221819587joker's plan is effectively the last-current-thing social media button pushing meme
>>221819587>crazy person comes up with a crazy plan wew
>>221819654>crazy person's criminally insane henchman enact his crazy plan with pinpoint precision by using their teleportation powers and city-wide stupidity ray
the fact that nobody in any of these Elon Musk backed threads posts the circe animal transformations scenes here is proof that you are all sons of bastards and trump supporting zionist rapists.because you all know how fucking awesome that scene wasit will destroy your narrative if you post that scene here because that scene alone will make everyone rush into the theaters to see this masterpiecePs: Yes you heard me right. All this anti Nolan threads were made by financial support from Elon Musk. That faggot is so bitter he wants to see this movie fail.But it wont. Elon will suffer in hell because he is a rapist and Nolan will go down as the greatest film maker of our generation.
>>221818995awesome
>>221819066>he doesnt get a big cup of dr pepper with milk duds and popcorn
>>221819692wait, are you talking about joker or bane?
>>22181971713 cuts vs 8 cuts nolan is obviously superior
>>221819721it was pretty clearly meant to be joker's plan initially but ledger's death forced it to be bane
the whole trilogy is much tighter overall if it's joker's plan t b h
of course that switch forced the addition of the whole "breaking" thing so derailed much in the inital plans, probably
>>221818995Can anyone explain how the second set of bars appeared behind them?
>>221817427>We made it bad on purpose btw
>>221819846magic
>>221818995why is there a cage of branches?where is Damon in relation to these 4 guys? How can he see these guys are in trouble though all the hills and trees?
>>221817427Ah, the Matrix 4 cope: Its bad on purpose.
>>221818052>>221818160Did he? I read that stuff. And it says that the story needs to be about minorities. And Nolan's movie is about a white guy going trying to go home to his white wife and white son.Having some minorities in small roles isn't enough to get Oscars
>>221818160Id buy that, but If he actually did a real Odysseus movie that filled all the "chud" citera and was appealing to men, something like gladiator or troy he would make a fortune. But as someone else said his fight-directing is the worst in all his movie
>>221819313>Damn... I was two days from corrody.
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>>221819045>00:02 - soldiers stop>00:03 - soldiers stop again
>>221817427man all the clips being posted from this movie are like a fucking fever dream
>>221818976so did Nolan.
>>221819717This is better editing. I can tell what's happening
>>221819717>>221820569>how to climb a fence in 25 easy shots for dummies
>>221817427>it evokes old pulpy filmsIt doesn't look old and pulpy. It looks cheap and made for tv.
>>221820687>It looks cheap and made for tv.>$250 million production budgetkek
>>221820829how come you still haven't learned that the production budget goes to whatever is cheaper and they just embezzle the rest?
>>221820927I guess it's probably related to your kneejerk assumption I hadn't somehow by me pointing its size out, but damned if I know how they go together or where you even came up with this asinine notion
>>221819313they call that the scythian reload
>>221817427is this the fabled media literacy I've heard so much about?
>>221817427It's also about Trumpf.
>>221819959the scene takes place in a magical forest that turns into a maze and then they get abushed by it's inhabitants
>>221822383when you think about it, it's really a metaphor for the Trumpist right allowing jews to adopt them
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>>221818995>The giants have hiltless blades and no gauntlets.Why would you run from these idiots?
>>221817427Will odysseusposting beat baneposting?
>>221818995If thats a magic cage could it not have been something more sturdy than some branches that could be cut down by any of their swords?
>>221818052What is the value of an Academy award if its just for movies that meet a DEI checklist
>>221822668>If thats a magic cage could it not have been something more sturdy than some branches that could be cut down by any of their swords?Swords? I could break that with my hands.
>>221818995CANNIBALS HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TECHNIQUEOBSERVE HOW THESE MIGHTY SOLDIERS SLIPPED THROUGH THE THIN ASS TELEPORTING BENDY TWIG CAGE!
>>221822680indded, is this perhaps the question he's actually posing with it?I think if there's any overall "subtext", it's probably that, he's too smart for it to be THIS bad
he won for his previous film so would have had a very up close & personal experience with it
>>221817427>smiles gayly at a young boyit was a different time..
>>221823024>t. recognizes when someone is "smiling like a fag at a young boy"
>>221817427give it a few days
>>221824637will they put the real special effects in by then?
>>221819066Did you pay dollars or another currency equal to eleven real moneys?
>>221818995i have no fucking idea what is happening here. Nolan is talented at making something simple completely nonsensical with editing
This editing is so fucking bad kek
>>221817819Shit like that isn't really a good deal in a movie, especially in a fantasy.
>>221817951put on the jam, jamboy. no breaks for you this time.
him stringing the bow in the beginning of OP webm is the longest shot i've seen in any of these clips, lmao>>221825107>This editing is so fucking badthis
>>221818788It's jumping all over the place never settles to give the audience a break. Like, it's edited for tictok with all the sudden cuts and location flips.
>>221819192with my bear hands
Having a ton of cuts isn't necessarily a bad thing, good editors can do it well https://youtu.be/Vcgn4EY5_S8?t=7
>>221817951Ignoring the bow when the boar attacks him looks like shit. Like embarassingly bad for a hundreds of millions dollar movie
>>2218176841 billion in box office.
>>221825771Grim
