>x.com/nonregemesse/status/2077709096547971412>yfw listen to the odessy rap before binging the odessy in IMAX
Robert noooooooo
>>221817736No Xochitl no watch
TelemachusPenelopeAntinousOdysseusAthena
>psych out a cyclops
>>221817736DREAMIN
You cant break me Nolan
>>221817736WTF is going with this timeline holy hell LMAO
>>221818098First Nolan film release? They’re the GTA game releases of movies
>>221817736I think this crosses into the boundary of genuine cringe into kino desu senpai
>>221817736>WE IS LIV'IN IN DA OD DUSSY
>Well my name is Christopher and I'm here to say>Rapping to the kids is cool today!>Breakdown!
>>221817736Zendaya looks cute there
>>221818152Why thoughIt feels so artificial, they barely have mass appeal
>PLEASE WATCH OUR MOVIE
>>221818573Hollywood is in its death throes so they have to create these big "events".
lmao all the replies on twitter by chuddies crying about how this is pure evil and literally the end of Western Civilization
>>221817736>HA HA, YEAH>IT'S AN ODYSSEY>AIN'T IT ODD-TO-SEE ME>IN A ODDLY CARVED HORSY, CHILLIN WITH MY ARMY>SNEAK OUT, STAB YOUR ASS, IT'S ALARMING
>>221817736> Odyssey!> Odyssey!>All da sea that dey lost in is all I see!
>>221818573Are you new to being alive? They used to do this shit back in the 90's. Earlier. Hollywood is always trying to do shit to hype their releases. They've always been events. Do you even know what a summer blockbuster is? Did you miss the entire MCU era??
The idea of turning the Odyssey into a rap is so fucking deranged it's hard to believe this is real.This is like something out of Tropic Thunder
>>221818706Those are for big family friendly movies, not some 3 hour long "epic".
>>221817736Wow. That was really fucking gay.
I can't see shit on X. Musk really ruined twitter.
>>221817736LMAO
>>221817736couldnt make it 5 seconds
>>221820177xcancel is no longer working either.Is it Travis Scott ending song?https://youtube.com/watch?v=E5G4d8k_mNY
Damon and Bernthal look like they couldn't give a fuck
>>221817736AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>221820432obviously AI parodychuds will fall for this
>>221818626>HA-HAH>HA-HAH>TROY ABOUT TO SEE A HORSE WHERE MY SHIP BE AT
Odyssey. Odd ya see. Odd that whitey creates fantasy to steal OUR history
Fuck Anne Hathaway is so hot Literally the only good casting in the whole movie
>>221817736This shit freezes GLOBAL
>>221817798>mfw this is the rap he'll be known for instead
>>221817736Don't use greentext for links, it makes it harder to copy paste
>>221821871Is that what you're going to just say about the film in about two weeks? It was all an ai parody?
>>221818706This movie is garbage though, that's the difference. And not as in like the usual blockbuster slop, but actual amateur hour garbage.
It’s fake cringe. We’re being played
>>221818626>now any athena that be in distress>she be outta that dress when she meet odysseus
>>221817736>YOU AINT BREAKING ME, CHRIS>THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO BREAK ME...
>>221824164This. Only people who were never gonna see the movie seethe over silly videos like this. Normal people see the chud rage and it sways them to watch the movie just to differentiate themselves. And the people who were already gonna see it aren't put off by this video so there's no harm done. Summoning chud rage has been easy mode marketing ever since gamergate. Kind of like the satanic panic busybody stay at home moms. You hating shit movies makes them seem cool to others.
>>221817987not the first time
>>221817736Why wasn't Elliot there
>>221818152I really don't remember batman begins having extra hype because of Nolan.
>>221818152>They’re the GTA game releases of moviesExcept GTA will actually stop at 6 because they know when to
>>221818626I unironically would kill to see a 90s Odyssey starring Will Smith
>>221817736>THE ADDAMS ODYSSEY!
>>221826289She was but the camera didn't pan down that far
>>221820432>>221821871https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtIM3clu2ZIHeh, the real one aint much better.
>>2218177361 billie.
>>221826289Honestly he didn't pick up till Inception, peaked with Intersteller, than fell off hard. Bro needs to stick to Sci-fi ,Space or espionage, where he can get those grand shots of nothing happening, because this man still can't direct an action scene.
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>>221817736Chuds are pearl clutching
>>221818626>A BAD CROP OF GOYSLOP AND GIRLCOCK THAT CAN'T FLOP. 'CAUSE WE RUN THE BOX OFFZ, SO WE FIGHT'N CYCLOPS WITH MUTT TOPS IN FLIP-FLOPS. MOVIE EVEN STARTS WITH HIP-HOP
>>221817928who the fuck is this meant to appeal to?
>>221828836This whole hired audience for /tv/ is weird too...its like 10 people in this board and everything else is just some soros company running AI to shill hardIf you try to meme, it just dies, no responses, no re-edits, no meme material reposted, its like dark void, AIs dont have pictures to post, its sooooo bizarre, nothing is natural, it ramped up before release and now its.... unbearableand whoever posting tat latina in every thread, love you man! ahahhahahah
Isn't this because the original is a rhythmic poem?
>>221817928This has the same vibe as 00s Christian rap in the sense that it's horrifically out of touch
>>221818626Do what we say, that's the way we kick itYeah, know I mean? I see my noisy faget wicked on yaWe're your first, last, and only line of defenseAgainst the worst chuds of the UniverseSo don't fear us, cheer usIf you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearlessACKs, freezin' up all the fags(What's that stand for?) long way downuh, here come the Men in dragmeeeen in draaaagthe 41% percenters, uh check itLet me see you just hang it with me, just hang with me (ack with me)Just jump it with me, c'monLet me see ya just fly with me, just fly with meJust jump with me, c'monLet me see you splat with me, just splat with meTake a drop with me, c'monAnd make your neck workNow sneed (aaaaah aaaaack
>>221817736
>>221818554This world sucks specifically thanks to you.
This is exactly the sort of cringe shit that Nolan fans will be into lolA musical triumph! Groundbreaking lyrical wordplay! A masterpiece of song crafting genius!
God I miss the world before Covid. Jews have ruined everything.
>>221817928IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE
>>221817736How did they think this was a good idea?
>>221828836appeal?
>>221817928ITCHIN FOR ITHACACRUST BUSTERS UNITE
>>221817928Without sound this weirdly reminds me of the end credits of Lynch's Dunc of all things lmaoI kinda miss when end credits would have the stars on them instead of the usual text crawl
>>221834045KEK
>>221822265my sides
>>221817736THAT HAIRSTYLE LMAO
WEWUZKWEEENZAN'SHEITTT!!!
>>221818098>>221818098>>221818098HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FOUND THE ATTROCITY WITH EMBED OPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!youtu.be/aZekLj3kCMwHAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>221834273she looks like her ebt was just denied at aldi
>>221829470That's why Odysseus is my nigga
>>221824164Yeah man just like imagine and the vax scene
>>221817928>ARE YALL FOR READY FOR MYTH'O RAP???>3-2-1 HERE WE GO
>>221825672You wish tranny boy
>>221834001Its purely to piss of the chuds while they have massive orgies in pools of profits
>>221817928Thank god there's no audio for webms on this board, otherwise I probably would've died from the level of cringe.
>>221835067>>221834291>youtu.be/aZekLj3kCMw
>>221835153I ain't clicking that shit, bro. You trying to kill me or what?
>>221818573Nolan makes films that let tastelets feel like they're cultured.
>>221817736The only thing that matters is that you keep talking about this flick. Cringe/rage bait is just another PR tool. Some faggot legit getting paid to come up with these ideas
do you think any of the actors are aware they have created an abomination?
>>221817736WHO WONWHO'S NEXTYOU DECIDEEEEEEEPICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY
>>221835662ThisThey saw how well making chuds seethe worked as marketing during gamergate and haven't stopped since
>>221835662Elon Musk did their best advertising for free. Once he tried to mobilize the twitter army against this movie it was a guaranteed hit because for every chud out there refusing to see it there is a white shitlib who will see it three times to spite Musk.
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