KIIIIINNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOObest IMAX experience i've had since Pacific Rim
>>221818390Not watching it.
It was pretty good.What did you think about the athena reveal.Metroy sequence was keeno, although I wish we would have seen more barbarianism, but nolan's a bit of a pussy
>>221818418those are big guys
>>221818418Yeah! Chop that boat while the hardened warriors inside do nothing to defend themselves!
>>221818390Sure, Ranjeet, sure.
>>221818407K no one asked
>>221818418>tfw you leave your boats by the shore
>>221818390No Xochitl, no watch.
Glad I avoided /tv/ until I caught a screening. What an amazing film. All this board is good for is spreading apathy amongst one another like its an online orgy. Watching 144p cam rip webm and thinking theyre saving the industry by boycotting a modern day masterpieceThe only thing you all will be doing is running with your tails tucked to the first sloptuber and his low effort slop essay rambling about black people again for the 300th time since 2019. Y'all need to move on with your lives
>>221818603>ya'll
>>221818418FUCK YO BOAT NIGGA
>>221818489https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwzFzUXSE5s
>>221818603>All this board is good for is spreading apathy amongst one another like its an online orgy.Jeet can't even make a coherent analogy. You just implied that orgies are about spreading apathy, you fucking retard.
Pacific Rim had a soul. The Odyssey doesn't.
>>221818390Dont careI'm still not watching The Odyssey
>>221818603if your movie is bad in 144p then it's a bad flick.
>>221818390>redditor trying super hard to look like one of usHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
chuds are gonna hate this and not give it a chance but as a circumcised goy i thought it was awesome
>>221818701Jeets hate the odyssey and love Elon
>>redditor trying super hard to look like one of us>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>221818603Orgies are about spreading apathy?>you wanna fuck>nah>me neither>okKEK
>>221818390pacific rim does not deserve to be in the same sentence as that garbage
>>221818603This jew convinced me. Here, take my shekels and foreskin
>>221818603The ESL shilling is so fucking shameless during new movie season
>>221818457The hardened warriors just threw their weapons away to sprint to their boats fleeing from shore (which you would've known if you saw the film).
>>221819586Why are the big guys slowly chopping at the boat instead of just climbing 1 foot into the boat and killing them?
>>221819640They are chopping down the walls of the boat and flip it over. Then they slaughter the sailors when they fall in the water.
>>221819920that's retarded
>>221820715It's a chilling scene. Odysseus sacrifices his men on the other ships to escape
>>221820904Interesting. Is Xochitl in it? I'm not watching if she's not.
>>221820958You’re a retard 100%
>>221820989And Christopher Nolan is a blackmailed pedophile 100%
>>221820904It's not a sacrifice when he couldn't do anything about it anyway. He's the only one getting the ship going fast enough to escape. The rest got fucked by slow, lumbering giants, that fall over from a single arrow in the face. Guess those golems can teleport that they are always in range and able to sneak up on the troops in a clear forest.
>>221818418
>>221819586>The hardened warriors just threw their weapons away to sprint to their boats fleeing from shore (which you would've known if you saw the film).They would be wielding spears, plus shortswords for after they discard their spears.
>>221821053>those golemsthese are just cannibals btw who made the seasoned veterans flee
>>221818603>the shills have retreated to "BUT YOU DIDNT WATCH IT IN IMAX"
>>221818390The middle is the translation they used.
>>221818407
>>221820904>It's a chilling scene.Yeah, boner chilling maybe. What a farce.
>>221818390LLEETTTSS GGGOOOOOOO
>>221821088And they would have more weapons on board the ships, considering one can lose/damage their weapons and they can't repair themHate when drama is only due to stupid choices by otherwise competent people.
>>221818417>athena revealthat the ancient greek god of wisdom is fucking zendaya? sounds like a /pol/ parody
>>221821111Since when do cannibals come in full steel plate armor during the bronze age?
>>221818390>slop was well receivedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221821185>Hate when drama is only due to stupid choices by otherwise competent people.One of the primary signals of bad literature is when sense bend to the demands of plot. It's just shit writing to have that happen.
>>221821227>Since when do cannibals come in full steel plate armor during the bronze age?
>>221818390>So we'll have a group of his soldiers run into a trap made of sturdy saplings, they'll look confused for 10-15 seconds as the tall shiny baddies slowly swarm in around them and stab them to death. Sound good?
>>221821150I do agree the script and dialogue was too modernized and loses the poetry of the language, I also think it's weird how Nolan does all this shit to make the story palatable to a modern audience, but still keeps moments intrinsic to Greek, Bronze Age culture that are inscrutiable to a modern audience (throwing newborn puppies off a cliff, human and animal sacrifices, etc).Still enjoyed the movie because The Odyssey is a timeless story regardless, but weird to drop some aspects and keep others.
>>221818390Watching the camrip right now. It's fucking trash
>>221818390Horse reminds me of this.
>>221821053>Guess those golems can teleport that they are always in range and able to sneak up on the troops in a clear forest.>"Say, Dumbasseus, what's that sound?">"It's nothing, Moronicus.">"It sounds like clanking steel plate armor coming from the trees, surrounding us in all directions.">"It's just the wind, Moronicus."
>>221821236keep me posted
>>221821227you tell mei could accept some mighty neanderthals or smth but not 10 feet knights with longswords
>>221821227They are descended from one of Poseidon's sons. So being over-powered is kind of their thing
>>221818390So what is hearthrob Elliot Page's role in this film?
>>221821227>bronze age?I think the prop team legitimately didn't know that they didn't have steel
>>221821386Based. Chad.
>>221821399Ok so why not give them kevlar and railguns?
>>221821421Getting impaled by spears and arrows
>>221821399>They are descended from one of Poseidon's sons. So being over-powered is kind of their thingAh yes, Poseidon, the god of Medieval metallurgy.
>>221818390>ITS THE FASTEST SELLING FILM OF ALL TIME>6 months from now: It failed to meet expectations
>>221821208It is heavily implied that Athena is a guilt-induced hallucination based on a girl Odysseus saw executed during the sack of Troy after the Greeks breached the city.
>>221818390>the horse is gifted to AthenaOkay wtf is this bullshit. The horse was always a symbol of Poseidon. Why did he just flip it to Athena?
Imagine if homer saw this movie
>>221821579>Why did he just flip it to Athena?Who cares.
>>221821606>who caresI do
>>221819397It's way better than Pacific Rim
>>221818390le war is ... le bad?
>>221818701Lil bro never heard of hatewatching, lil bro its 2026 lil bro
>>2218184424 u
>>221821700>Zoomer speech Sorry you need to have triple digits to post here
>>221821672a 10 year war to rescue some chick who does it look like the prettiest girl everI guess she has some superior genes or smrh
>>221821579Troy had a Temple to Athena or she was their patron deity I believe
>>221821730I mean they are twice as tall as the greeks
>>221821811Work on your reading comprehension, Rakesh.
>>221821905Sorry zoomzoom but calling me a jeet doesn't negate the fact your generation is brown
>>221818418>>221818407https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Egi9-sy4fE
>>221818418They're so unenthusiastic about it all.
>>221822151It looks like the actors are trying to not damage whatever prop they're going to greenscreen later
>>221821392That poster is honestly kind of misleading: there's none of this dynamism or atmosphere in the scene.
>>221819197>same 5 reposted webms is the whole movie
>>221820958fuck off spammer. she's ugly>inb4 "Jew!"nope, I'm white and you're a fat fucking faggot
>>221818407Fibbity Bippity
>>221818418>Me, chopping away this movies chances of success.
>>221819586>which you would've known if you saw the filmI barely even watch movies that I like.
>>221821421She plays a character that isn't in the Odyssey, but in the Aeneid. It's name is Sinon, and it's job is to convince the Trojans the take the horse into the city.
>>221818418tf odyssimmy gonna do?
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>221821292Nolan has always been fucking abysmal at directing action, the fight scenes in his batman trilogy are bafflingly bad
>>221818418I thought Doctor Who was cancelled
>>221825950He's mirin' that wood
>>221818418>Greekoids first encounter with Latins be like:
>>221825950"Twigs? We're doomed!"
>>221818418I like the Big Guy on the far right retardedly "thrusting" his "sword" into the top of the boat.
>>221826311They could have had snare traps that yank them into the air by the foot or pit traps instead of this retarded twig shit. They could have chopped their way out with swords but they just stood their and made 3 stooges faces until the ogres in medieval plate armor stabbed them to death
>>221818418It's not even the 4u big guys, it's how the people on the ship are acting. It's the same "look busy" as other Nolan crowd scenes.If you want it to look like the old movies with lots of people, you need someone to direct those people. And you either go big with a lot more ships (there were like a dozen ships) or you get in close and show a PoV character desperate and horrified.And then, shockingly, you need to direct that action and that character too or it looks like this >>221825950
>>221818390>Pajeet thread 3575366#Can you fuck off ? We won't pay for your shitty movie. Now go away.
