here is your billion dollar production bro
>>221819343it's crazy how lawrence of arabia mogs all modern cinematography despite being filmed like 60 years ago. now every scene looks like it was shot for discovery channel or random newsreels
>>221819343normies dont care. 9/10 people who bought tickets for this probably dont even know what the Iliad is and never thought about this movie further than>the guy who made batman and interstellar just released a greek movie with matt damon in it oooooohhh
>>221819419i'd say this phenomenon started around 2010, possibly earlier, but I can't quite picture what's wrong with it. probably has to do something with the modern cameras and the editing - I'm not that knowledgable.anyhow, it makes everything look the same, even with good costumes and cinematography (unlike nolanslop); like they're netflixslop
Jewllywood only exists to subbert
Baneusses?
>>221819343You guys keep posting these low resolution images and claiming they look bad
the fact that nobody in any of these Elon Musk backed threads posts the circe animal transformations scenes here is proof that you are all sons of bastards and trump supporting zionist rapists.because you all know how fucking awesome that scene wasit will destroy your narrative if you post that scene here because that scene alone will make everyone rush into the theaters to see this masterpiecePs: Yes you heard me right. All this anti Nolan threads were made by financial support from Elon Musk. That faggot is so bitter he wants to see this movie fail. But it wont. Elon will suffer in hell because he is a rapist and Nolan will go down as the greatest film maker of our generation.
>>221819343>billion dollar production ?the most cost 250k to makenot a billion
>>221819612Ive seen it posted multiple times here
>>221819612>if you post that scene here, everyone will rush to theaters and pay to watch that scene and all the other scenes already being posted here>the scene is charlize theron turning into an animalwhat?
>>221819447I would say Black Panther marked the point where Hollywood realized they could get away with amateur level visuals.
>>221819529they're browns from /v/ that can't risk spending too much bandwidth
Where does the money go. If you go to the cinema
>>221819657>250kTwo Hundred Fifty MILLION.
>>221819529It's not the resolution we're talking about
>>221819700Charlize Theron does not play circewhat bullshit are you talking about?please shut your mouth dear zionist anon
>>221819657Anon, you need to account for marketing costs as well.
all anti nolan threads are AI generated and run by israeli server bots
>>221819343Here is your hobbyist:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc-3GF-hTOg
>>221819446yup, and reviews are 10/10 so no one will go against the tribe unless he wants to be branded chuddiealso its IMAAAAX I GOTTA CONSUUUUME BIG SCREEN for $30 a ticket
>>221819343>shitty pirated stream
It is actually impressive how bad the movie is. There is nothing redeeming about this movie.
>>221819835>costumes look different in IMOOOOOX
>>221819343They had plastic in 8th century BC?You learn something new every day.
>>221819447Nolan uses film and large format cameras, it's not that. They just the craft. Cinematography is lost art. If you can't position camera well, position lenses and go for a wide deep look, you fake it by using narrow focus, and blur the background. At least you'll get something half good with it. It's not great, though.
>>221819874People take great desert shots today on digital cameras, Hollywood lost that ability, simply because they don't have the time to wait for quality light. They come on location, shoot, then think that they can fix everything in post production.
>>221819343We are the knights of the barn owls, hoot
>>221819970>People take great desert shots today on digital cameras, Hollywood lost that ability, simply because they don't have the time to wait for quality light. They come on location, shoot, then think that they can fix everything in post production.Of all the arts to die in the modern age, Patience is by far the most dead.
>>221819835>the shitty editing and special effects and costumes and acting and casting and dialogue will all get better in HD
>>221819343The movie has that weird feel to it, reminds me of Noah if you remember that. Where it feels off, where despite the period its suppose to be set in it feels way too clean and uses over designs costumes and camera flips and cuts constantly, like theres no scenes where its just a camera bolted to the floor and you see the actors act, theres always like 10 cuts for a character just standing still talking and the action scenes constantly chop chop chop, you never get a chance to get a feel for the space that the people are in. Also I could not get over the accents, it doesnt work. Its like dude bros trying to do theatre when they try to speak in airsm Matt Damon trying to give speeches on the nature of man and sounding like a frat bro just does not work, and the other characters talk too modern for the period its set and it feels "off".Ill describe the positive reviews as such; deny the body nutrition and it will happily gobble poison. The people praising this praise marvel slop, so when something cuts just about that it is a masterpiece to them.
>>221820015>the shitty editing and special effects and costumes and acting and casting and dialogue... and music and sound design and cinematography and sets and lighting and ...
>>221819970Hell, in the past they wasted a ton of film just to see how thing will look on camera. Early colour film was unpredictable, so they had to do that for the costumes.
>>221820015Surely even the normies can see how bad this is. Or is all hope for humanity truly lost?
things really did used to look amazing and now they really do notsad honestly
>>221819343literally looks like some paper mache helmet your 3rd grade cousin would make lmao
>So this....... is the end....... of our Bronze Civilization..............................Really, Nolan?
>>221820136lmao do you really believe this shit? I know you imax fags are insane but common now.
>>221819748Are you retarded by birth or just practicing?
>>221819970Somebody needs to explain to me how having a department of pajeets do shitty cgi is cheaper than having a few lighting guys and some reels of film?
>>221819970>simply because they don't have the time to wait for quality lightRe-watch the opening of The Godfather. I don't recall anything close to as beautiful as the wedding in modern movies aside from films for the purpose of looking beautiful.
>>221820264Are you? The quality of the film's effects and sound is literally the least talked about thing in these threads.
>>221819343You know, there's actually nothing wrong with super-stylized and exaggerated costuming, but the WHOLE movie has to be like that. You can't have half the cast in super-stylized costumes and the other half in washed-out, beat-up "realistic" costuming. It looks like fucking shit and confuses the artistic intent.
>>221820264From:The retard who thinks the half-assed props are somehow less half-assed in imax
>>221820274>Somebody needs to explain to me how having a department of pajeets do shitty cgi is cheaper than having a few lighting guys and some reels of film?Insurance creep, mostly. You are not allowed to simply go out and film something anymore, without paying the club its due.
>>221819343I haven't seen any criticism of this that wasn't nitpicky bullshit
>>221820342>I haven't seen any criticism of this that wasn't nitpicky bullshitAh yes, nitpicky bullshit like... the script, the dialogue, the casting, the cinematography, the pacing, the soundtrack, the costuming, the accuracy, the acting, the directing...
>>221819447People who make movies now hate western culture and history. In the past they sought to glorify it.
>>221819447it definitely is the shitty craft. literal who background mooks in lord of the rings with 2 second screentime would walk around in wonderfully made and designed armor.
>>221820372And how do you know this? The movie released?
>>221819343So what is hearthrob Elliot Page's role in this film?
>>221819343Sorry. That looks like paper mache.
>>221820413>And how do you know this? The movie released?Yes, the full film is available to watch.Where do you think all the clips are from? Space?
>>221820415He gets anally raped to death on the beach by the Trojans and then goes to Hell for being gay.
>>221820274These >>221820015 are clearly practical effects which look their own unique flavor of terrible when they meet bad choreography and immobile costumes. CGI has dudes flying like that buffalo boomer from a light touch.
>>221819797And why, you lying piece of shit, is Israel shilling against Nolan?
>>221819343>no charge for the horse. A gift from the mercenary...
>>221820450Then your opinion is not valid lol, imagine actually watching a film in that quality. Are you from india?
>>221819343Why do they insist with those fake looking white armors? What kind of material are these supposed to be made of, in that age? They look like paper mache
>>221819797Actually it's brown lefties(the main demo of this board these days)https://www.commondreams.org/news/christopher-nolan-odyssey-western-sahara
Plastic armour?
>>221820015Unironically looks like a high budget YouTuber's video
>>221820274I think that the main thing is that you don't need a few guys, you need one guy that is very good at his job. With all the nepotism and straight from collage to the set mentality, they don't have one guy like that.
>still no webms of Anne Hathaway Why is this board so gay
>>221820587lmao it looks like you could grab and bend those shoulders with literally two fingers. comically bad. 1 billion dollar budget, btw.
>>221819343This is not an epic about Odysseus trying to get home this is Matt Damon getting a paycheck for some of the worst acting is his career
>>221819612You post it then you faglord.
>>221820214Normies are retarded cattle who just follow what the celebs point for them.
>>221820196>>221819970Insane gap, its like completely different people and culture. Imagine how shit it will be when the replacement is completed.
>>221820534None of those things are affected by how you're watching a film you fucking dunce. If your only positive is the "spectacle" of imax then there's a problem.
>>221820587That armor made out of papier mache kek
>>221820663its much worse than youtube movies. there are literal LARPers out there with not just better costumes, armor and choreography but also cinematographyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_trsWg2xughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umLzXuBWfx0
>>221819419Dune was shot in the exact same desert on the exact same budget yet looks awful by comparison.
>>221820372>the script, the dialogue, the cinematography, the pacing, the soundtrackBuzzwords used by people to sound like they have a point, also haven't heard those criticisms. 99% of the criticism online is around the race of the actors and the costumes.I.E: nitpicky bullshit, but please by all means keep pretending you have no idea wtf I'm talking about lol>the casting>black people >Matt Damon isn't greek thosee: nitpicky bullshit
>>221819970>>221821707>>221819447Blocking and composition are basically dead artforms because the camera is constantly moving; even closeups have to be a slow push in. Or you get picrel where they just fill up half the screen with the other actors back so you don't even have to bother with composition.
Anons, this movie feels like it'll be forgettable in a few monthsI'd rather watch Jack Sparrow run around the beach again than thisWould not invite a buzzkill like Black Helen to a men's partyI do like Tom Holland's Telemachus
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>>221822202i wonder if a lot of this is owed to the fact that a lot of modern cinematographers and directors have very little background in the arts or theatre
>>221822215>I do like Tom Holland's TelemachusYeah Holland and Pattison do great work in the film honestly. There are a few pluses.God fuck it is SO FUCKING UGLY though. It is legitimately anti-aesthetic holy fuck.
>>221820320i think its the fact that nolans odyssey has extremely flat cinematography. if they wanted to have these over-the-top artificial comic book tier designs for the movie, they would need to couple it with equally off kilter, artificial, pulpy styles. it makes me think of how interesting the night of the hunter looks with its very blatantly and purposefully unreal and artificial looking scenes and how much that adds to the film.
>>221820587>>221819343It’s wrought iron.
>>221821707Please don't be as bad as dune
The enshittification of cinema WILL continue!Until MORALE improves!
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>>221819343let's see that armor in actio-ACK
>>221819343
>>221823272stand aside, helms deep! we have a competitor!
>>221820274Hollywood worked like hell in the early 2010s ensuring CGI and VFX would remain as cheap as possible to help churn out movies via post-prod
>>221819612Its been posted many times and many kekus were had
>>221823272*rubs head*>Let me tell you something, Odysseus. How you gonna protect this crew? The sea aint like it was before! Poseidon wants you dead! I'm a better navigator than you. I'm better for Penelope. And I'm a better father to your son.
>>221820015Sick indie production. You can post a scene from the movie now
>>221824284>You can post a scene from the movie now
>>221824344>not one person notices the several giant tendrils directly above them
>>221819419>old thing good>this is surprisingYou need to purge the modern notion of "progress" from your mind. Things generally do not get better over time, Homer and the Greeks would be the first to tell you so
>>221824344What the fuck lolShould’ve thrown in a >hes right behind me, isn’t he
>>221824344>looks more cheap than the pirates of the caribbean kraken scene from 50000 years agogrim
>>221819343Ben Hur that was made in the 50s looks more impressive
>>221824344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwNhP9r2498
>>221824440Well, they were ambushed by silver clad giants in a clear forest, so not really surprising they didn't see the giant monster hiding at a slightly awkward angle above them.
>>221819343why does that armor look like rubber and not metal like they do in well made movies?
>>221825194
>>221819343>>221819419Everything looks like shit now because of unions. Hollywood doesn't want to pay for the man-hours that fx and costumers are charging.
>>221820196It's funny how when you watch a film you can actually FEEL when the people making it actually love movies. The props, the chemistry, the colors, the shot itself. Even with shit movies when they're made by people that care at least you feel that soul seeping through. Authenticity is so dead, deconstructionism dug deep into us.
>>221819447>2010The Hollywood writers' strike. It's been downhill ever since 2008.The strike wasn't just for writers but all Hollywood guilds and unions.
>>221819529put the jam on, jamboy. no breaks for you
>>221825212And aren't there rules about how you can't work with any company that doesn't have unions negotiate rates and stuff
>>221824344How many scenes are solved by Odysseus rowing? Fuckin hell. Shouldn't somebody else finally get the same idea or do they always wait for him to yell?
>>221819419i only bothered watching it somewhat recently, thinking like many high rated older movies it was probably severely overrated by psueds and i was fucking SHOOK at how jaw droppingly beautiful it was. I'll never get over how shit movies look today after seeing it its just so glaring how low effort and production line they are now in the age of CG. The acting and writing were dated and i dont really rate it as a good movie, but fucking hell its worth seeing.
>>221821707>the exact same desertWtf? Why? Is there only one desert on planet earth that you can use as a movie set?
>>221819529I've talked the most about editing and how retarded Nolan is to have a cut every 4 seconds in almost every scene. I'm not sure how that would change if I saw it in IMAX. Please explain.
>>221820015Reminds me of Dark Knight CIA scene. Classic Nolan. Bravo.
this honestly would be all kind of charming and cute if i didn't know there was a massive fucking budget behind it, marketing aside. i shouldn't let those things get to me, but i can't help myself, like knowing Rings of Power had a $1b budget and that dragging what should have been a passable 6/10 show into a 1/10
>>221819612This poster is right. I am a paid shill but even I cannot resist the desire to see this film. There's just something about bald, ugly African sheboons and AIDS-ridden troons that gets to me. Truly groundbreaking work
>>221819529>Bro this fucking retarded helmet will look SO MUCH BETTER if you just increase the resolution bro
>>221825204There’s only one beer left
>>221820015The armor looks like it cane from Party City
>>221825988Bro I know it looked bad in theaters bro you just need to watch it in IMAX dude.
>>221819343Looks great.
>>221825988But it already looks good.
>>221820015i remember fighting these big guys in anor londo. what are they doing with a bunch of fantasy greek-esque warrior in some forest in england?
https://x.com/kevinnbass/status/2077827019060937194
>>221819343You expect this level of non-detail in non-Hollywood epics, not Crappywood
>>221819343>"Of course the movie is shit, here's this out-of-context, low resolution, off center camrip footage as proof!"
>>221824344why does he duck
>>221819343What’s the issue here
>>221820015Why is he constantly spinning lmao
>>221829334looks like shitlooks crudely made and unrefined, does not really look like something made by a civilization at its peak
>>221828562>Off center>It's perfectly centered
>>221819970does anyone have cineshots for Ryan's Daughter? they were shooting that film for a whole year to get the perfect weather
>>221819446/thread It's a Nolan imax movie, normies would've gone to see it even if all 3 hours of runtime was video of Ellen Paige's double masectomy surgery
>>221820264oh my bad i forgot that adding more pixels changes the costuming
Plastic armor lol
>>221820006That's a virtue, not an art
>>221820467The message of the movie is to respect your hosts and respect your neighbors, Israel violates the law of Zeus by killing people who welcomed them in Palestine. Why do you think they're so many bots and Elon Musk himself having a hissy fit over this movie
>>221825212>>221825273completely fucking wrong nigger. The people making the costumes are taking direct orders from Nolan and executives. Everything looks like awful generic cartoon slop because anything realistic would throw off Americans who can't handle seeing Europeans that do not conform to their specific worldviewremember, this film was made with a DEI and diversity consultant. That's why everyone looks weird and not like greeks, syrians, or turks who actually live in the area
>>221825212because hollywood want slave work*
>>221829909ye i feel like the no hopers of america are the reason everything is so rapepilled these days. everything needs to satisfy the lower common denominator
>>221819446Bullshit. They probably thought it was a sequel to Mario Odyssey
>>221823045kek’ed hardily
>>221829962it was called donkey kong bananza where they replaced all the white people with primates and animals, and instead of finding power moons youre finding bananas.so basically this movie is the sequel
>>221829945Here is the real problem: Capeshit isn't selling anymore. Superhero movies are all plastic because they're cartoons. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but as a consequence it is the only type of film studios are capable of making. The Odyssey was pitched and sold to investors as a superhero movie not a historical drama and it shows. The obvious fakeness of the sets, the costumes, the actors all look fake because it's the same stuff used for The Incredible Hulk and Kick-Ass. Nolan himself is known for Batman, of which only the first one actually adhered to a realistic, pragmatic and realistic feeling world. We are far beyond that and Universal demanded all the characters look simple and easy to read, because Americans are stupid and don't know greeks from each other and cannot be taught to.Go figure, at least a third of the audience for this is expected to be black. Not because it's a black people move per say but because it's The Summer Blockbuster for 2026. It's slop, it was never not going to be slop, and nobody will remember it a month from now besides the cheap greenscreens and sets.
>>221829543Wew. Very nice
>>221819612I'm sure a 30 seconds good scene will destroy the narrative
>>221830287Considering the "narrative" is bitching about a 30 second performance from Lupita Nyongo, yeah it would destroy it.
>But it already looks good.
>>221819612Stop begging for compliance, cuntstop defending bad movies and cultural appropriation
>>221829909Anon Troy was made in hollywood and it looks and feels x10 better than nolan slop.
>>221821894>blackwashing is nitpickit's only a nitpick when you do it, right, little racist?
>>221830364What is next, anon? Demanding that merchants stop graping minors? Or saars to stop defecate in public?
>>221830439>blackwashingHelen is never referred to as white, closest thing is "pale armed" which means she wasn't out in the sun a.k.a a noblewoman but you have never read the Odyssey so you wouldn't know. Also Helen is a fucking tiny character, might as well be a cameo.
>>221819343>here's your armor in a sideproject that had the budget of two nickles and a piece of string
>>221830185Ready to fight for milady black Helen of Troy.
>>221819343Look cheaper than the average Power Rangers costume.
>>221830583almost 10 million per 30 minute episode is no chump change, but it was refreshing to see well made armors in a modern tv show for once
>>221824344Jesus christ...
>>221830338Cope, retard.You will never turn "pusing back about blackwash = bad" into a valid argumentEverything else is also bad, but those 30 secs would have been enough
>>221830583Where did this lie come from? KOTSK was expensive, but they spent their money well.
>>221830524She's referred as spartan, retard, which is not in Congoleave the fucking cameo alone, then, raceswapper
>>221820015Holy fuck, this is horrible.
>>221830439Your hang up about the casting is racist, yes.
>>221819419The microwave version is coming out soon.
>>221824344Wut
>>221819612It's been posted and it looks like shit, half of it looks like they're wearing a latex mask and she's just stretching it out.Plus they cast her as some uggo when she's meant to be smoking hot.
>>221828562Everything's perfectly centered because nowadays movies are made to fit on a third worlder's phone.
>>221830753compared to GOT and HOTD the budget is tiny
>>221820875>two episodes of Rangs of Power cost as much to make as the entire Jackson trilogyThe absolute state of Hollywood.
>>221819343What the fuck was Nolan thinking?
>>221819343Who did costumes for this?Halloween Adventure?
>>221821171You willingly watched a camrip, lol, do you not understand that? Do you need Nolan-tier analogies lil bro?
>>221831392I don't know much about economics but it's gotta be a form of money laundering, right? The budgets that these shows and movies are ridicolous and unjustified, it's like they are actively trying to spend as much money as possible just to make something middling and ugly
>>221819527What season of Power Rangers is that?
>>221820015The editing in this whole section was so comically bad, you didn't even post the worst parts.
>>221819343can someone explain why they didn't just sail home in this movie? if there are no Gods to thwart their journey what was the problem, how does Nolan explain it?
>>221819419>now every scene looks like it was shot for discovery channel or random newsreelsI got a feeling jewish nepotism and dei replaced every ounce of talent employed by kikewood.Am I wrong? Like the whole project is a giant accountant gymnast move, somehow its not a problem that on paper these movies and games lose money year after year. These people pay themselves, then the money just disappears. Wierd. Something seriously fucked up and corrupted is going on behind the scenes. I dont give enough fuck about TV anymore to know exactly whats up but if I learned anything about how these hateful people operate, then there should be no surprise here.
>>221820386They made miles of hand made chain mail for LOTR.
>>221819471>Muh, subbertIf that's true, where's is the evil and anti white message in "It's A wonderful life"?Blame the Post Modernist Heebs and Non Heebs for that.
>>221831046>STOP PUSHING BACK AND OPEN YOU WALLET CHUD
>>221831609He doesn't. Can't let details get in the way of your DEI vehicle
>>221819529the armors indeed, look bad
>>221819612yeah and scylla looks like some weird onahole monster
>>221819343>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>Black helen of troyWokeness has won
>>221819343I read somewhere that the prop master companies have been poached by the many different streaming companies or have retired. There's so much demand for them that they dont have to do any good work and still rake in a ton of cash by retarded directors. Look at rangz of power armor, same problem despite a bajillion dollars spent. Nobody in the 2020s want to actually work hard and it shows, in everything. Nobody has any commitment it's all about maximum profit for minimum effort, because why the fuck would you care about odyssey when the top level people cast people like travis scott and elliot page for it.
>>221832557>nothing entertaining enough to say soPerhaps the point of entertainment is the memes we make along the way. That means you and wokeness are paying for us to laugh at you.
>>221824344>An indie musical did Scylla better than a hundred million dollar movie
>>221831887Its a combo of a lot of things. In 2010 I think, a massive writers strike started in Hollywood and Hollywood...won and never capitulated to the writers, which explains why the writing quality has dropped so dramatically. Also I think a lot of the veteran Jews who at least sorta cared about making a good movie as a flex to the goyim have retired and either let gays and women or their substantially less competent children take over the helm. You see this in other aspects of society as well. Its a bad combo, these younger Jews aren't as savvy and smart as their formers because theyve grown up in the lap of luxury
>>221824344lmao>yoink
How does this have 98% on Rotten Tomatoes? Are all the professional critics really that bought out?
>>221825054The tension and sense of claustrophobia is great despite the average effects and acting.
>>221830753What is this phenotype?
>>221833042>as a flex to the goyimSo John Ford was a Heeb?>theyve grown up in the lap of luxuryWasn't this the standard for all of Jews?Aren't they the elites and shit?
>>221823272This needs the Goofy wilhelm scream
>>221833126They have locked the score. The average review score has been stuck on 8.80/10 exactly as the last 200 reviews came in. That's absurd, there's definitely fuckery at play.
>>221820264damn that's a zinger in india I bet
How can the competency crisis be solved realistically?
>>221833126Same thing as with the videogames. They subconsciously do every mental gymnastics possible to not seem in even the slightest way aligned with any horrible outgroup to their diseased culture that they might get fired and cancelled for aligning with. Almost all highly paid professionals can't even pretend to think anymore including fucking doctors. Competence is almost completely dead.
>>221833126people don't want a critic's real opinion they just want him to reaffirm what they already think, and people love nolan so critics tell them what they want to hear
>>221824344What a shitty looking kraken
>>221820015matt damon sucks as an actor.
>Kill the troon in front of the Trojan horseThat's so meta that it becomes stupid.
>>221822454the only thing that's a wrought is this stupid fucking movie. fuck you you gay fuck
>>221820264>>221819529You could post a low resolution shot of lawrence of arabia and it would still look great.
I like the cut of the helmet, cape, cuirass, and pauldrons over the tunic; too bad it feels like an unpainted rendering or a 3d printer product.
>>221824344This is like that fucking meme from Taken 3 of Liam Neeson jumping over the fence 30 times. Who the fuck edited this. Seriously?
>>221832033Hollywood has lost the technology to create realistic medieval costumes. They have to print chainmail patterns onto cheap nylon Chinese textiles please understand
Why does it look so bad? It's like there's something wrong with the cinematography and lighting
>>221819612you sound like a furry
>>221820125Apparently, Emily Wilson, latest translator of the Iliad and the Odyssey, got this notion that the plain translation of these poems is better than the flowery Shakespearean translations of yesteryear I guess she forgot that its supposed to be a poem sung by a bard at symposiums to entertain listeners. It should sound flowery, grand, epic, and "poetic" for lack of a better term. Just further subversion of conventions that ignore the biological reason why such conventions exist and just stops at "its a social construct" as if social constructs arrive out of the ether and not millenia of human experience. I feel like I'm an old man shouting at the sky as I witness the decline, the rot, or enshittification of so much. Im only 30, 30 is young!
>>221820214>Surely even the normies can see how bad this isPatrician and pleb: the masses are blind followers; mere lemmings
>>221824344https://youtu.be/0I1OXD6A6cYhttps://youtu.be/PP7WJL2JtLs
>>221834902>Im only 30, 30 is young!Yes, that's why I can call you a retarded zoomer.
>>221834902>got this notion that the plain translation of these poems is better than the flowery Shakespearean translations of yesteryearthe truth is that she wanted to make a dumbed down version for retards, and it worked. Any justification of her shitty translation is just an excuse to make stupid people feel better about themselves, all that matters nowadays is validating the lowest common denominator and that's why everything is going to shit. Why read the old flowery translation that might force you to think and even to look up the meaning of a new word or two when you could read the translation that's written like it's Twilight? Why even read when you could just listen to the audiobook while doing laundry and tell everybody that you've read it? Hell, just ask chatgpt to write a summary of the story and then have it read it aloud for you!
>>221820125>NoahMan I forgot about that movie. Very forgettable. But this scene is kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxuADJ6wnQg
>>221835074>a dumbed down version for retardsNo that's the version I read as a kid, the Classics Illustrated version. She's a marxist propagandist who wants her propaganda to reach retards.
>>221821146>its like completely different people and cultureIt exactly is that, anon. My soul is at peace with one truth and that is that this slop won't last the test of time. Who even talks about Rings of Power anymore other than to hate on it?
>>221819970Nobody has ever thought in the history of mankind that sunsets and horizons are cool
>>221835264Patently wrong, ESL retard
>>221835264hands typed by some third world retard in a landlocked country where pollution is so bad that the sun is little more than a diffused glowing smear in the sky
>>221835283>>221835316>people actually think pointing a camera at a horizon is cinema>the one thing you can't fuck up taking a picture of
>>221835327you definitely can. see the OP. dumb dumb.
>>221819612Why didn't you post it the? Because your're too retarded to make a webm
>>221830100>at least a third of the audience for this is expected to be blackI've seen enough white beerbros and cuckdads with homer simpson looking guts and norton heads to blame it all on the blacks. Its 21st Century American "culture", everything is made to sell plastic toys to the lowest common denominator. Anything "fancy" is considered pretentious and old fashioned and kitsche, now its all about walmart, sweatpants, single moms, girlpower, "oh oh oh Sydney Sweeney boobs! Woke is dead!" And its only gotten worse with social media and smartphones destroying everyone's attention span
>>221830524>Helen is never referred to as whiteThe people that envisioned her definitely made her white. Face it, women are the fairer sex and up until suntanning got big, it was the beauty standard for most of recorded history in every major civilisation
>>221835149>She's a marxist propagandistTrvthnvke. She begins a lecture about this by describing herself as a Goddess when parodying Homer's appeal to the Muses in the beginning of both poems. There was also this recent interview, Im not sure if the same woman, of a supposed classicist whining about some jeet accounts on shitter posting vaguely right wing ragebait with profile pic of classical statues, something that was popular back in the 2010s with synthwave. I shouldn't be surprised tho that college profs want to give their marxist feminist atheist takes on the Classical; afterall, the Classical Greeks are the Fathers of Western Civilisation, so why not destroy the roots after cutting the stem that is Christianity. The Classical and the Christian is how an outside observer, say from China or Arabia, could sum up Western Civilisation
>>221819343Trannies have to defend this slop lol
>>221823272can't just post big B without a warning was terrified when he threw that, real predator vibe on that one
>>221836293it's too funny that retards have to pretend to like this garbage just because doing so stings less than giving chuds the satisfaction of being right
>>221829543>normies would've gone to see it even if all 3 hours of runtime was video of Ellen Paige's double masectomy surgeryI think you're onto something. This would be an amazing avant garde idea for Nolan's next project. After the breathtaking epic of The Odyssey, he needs to retreat to a more personal character study. Still in IMAX though. I want Elliots neopenis to be the size of a tractor trailer on screen.
the shilling will continue until sentiment improves!
>>221834902>a poem sung by a bard at symposiums to entertain listenersThe rappers of their time! It's beautiful how Nolan has drawn these parallels for the modern audience. This truly honors the oral tradition which gave us the Homeric Epics. Much like today's hip-hop will be analyzed by academics hundreds and even thousands of years from now for a glimpse into our time.
heard someone call Nolan a diet Michael Bay and yeah thats about it
>>221836981>Sun is down, freezin' cold>That's how we already know winter's here>My dawg would prolly do it for a Louis belt>That's just all he know, he don't know nothin' else>I tried to show 'em, yeah>I tried to show 'em, yeah, yeah>Yeah, yeah, yeah>Gone on you with the pick and roll>Young LaFlame, he in sicko modethe Nolan equivalent of the 3000s will make a masterpiece out of this
>>221820214normies don't operate on technical details
>>221820015Worst thing i've seen in my life, holy SHIT
>>221824344LMAAAO, FUCK YOU NOLAN
>>221820214its not about what normies seeits more about what theyve been told to feeland their lack of desire/ability to think or feel for themselves
>>221819343The costume design is genuinely what turned me away from this movie the most. This lazy, plastic looking Batman crap is just awful. I don’t care about anything else with the movie, that alone is just super embarrassing for how much money and effort is put into this.
>>221819970Unironically it’s mostly union problems. The unions are choking out major film production, you can’t even hold a lightbulb on set without three layers of paperwork and lawyers, even on projects you’ve never heard of and never will.
>>221834812Because it was made by old autistic white ladies who are into clothing history in consultation with historians, now the costuming is done by some brown mystery meat liberal arts graduate
>>221837962bahahahahahahahha
>>221819446>Greek movieLol
This is how we chuds can STILL win! One more webm!
>>221822489Too late
>>221838177sister you are trying too hard!
>>221819419Diversity hires. No one knows how to light things properly anymore.
>>221819343Chronicles of Riddick had better armor.
>>221838177we won because the movie is shit and will be forgotten in 6 months
>>221819446It's a shame such people exist in large numbers but I will count myself apart from them and not see this fucking garbage.
>>221838542this, the redditors can only pretend to like it for so long before getting tired to talk about it. A year from now one of them will make a post admitting that he always hated it and most will calmly agree, then they'll basically never talk about it again
>>221819612>obsesses about Elon Musk for literally no reasonWhat the fuck lol
>>221819970man I really need to watch this movie
>>221829724>biggest kikewood movie of the year bastardizing a major piece of western canon is somehow angering jewsYou're either insane or you're the psyoping botted kike here.
>>221838542it will be mocked for a few years this is that star wars show on steroids
