Say your wish, /tv
>>221819839I wish my crush was 100 feet tall so I could be the one who doesn't treat her as a monster and win her love.
>>221819839I wish for The Odessy to become the highest grossing movie of all time.
>>221819979>everyone is grossed out by it
>>221820002Foiled again. Beans.
>>221819839i wish to BE jenna ortega!!
>>221819839i wish for dubs
Erase every single indian person from planet earth.
I wish we could have daily tranny threads where we discuss their cocks and bussies.
>>221819839I wish that bitch loved me even more than she loved Bear (don't worry bros, I can fix her)
>>221819839I wish the genie was gay lmao
>>221819839I wish to understand tv's fixatiin with this mongoloid movie
>>221820189>Nothing changesWoah
>>221819918this and she loved me
>>221820324its simple. Bear is>white>homeowner>employed>physically fit>conventionally attractiveand STILL cant get the girl he wants. apply as needed to anons and enjoy
>>221819839I wish I could quit porn
>>221819918and placed me inbetween her massive boobies
>>221819839i wish for kindness for those who need it.
>>221820454>FIVE icks
>>221820454It's almost as if one of the messages of the movie is personality > physical traits sometimes desuIan was slamming Nikki on the reg and you wouldn't have even guessed
>>221819839I wish every Indian exploded into diarrhea simultaneously with enough force it alters earths rotation making days 26 hours
>>221819839UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRR
>>221820541I hate femoids, but this idea that women suppose to choose sex partner based on how good of a person he is instead on if he's hot or not is retarded and something only a retarded facebook boomer would say. Femoids are all sex-addicted gooners and they fuck hot guys. The reason why roasties fuck anti-social elements is the same why guys fuck bpd egirls and goth whores
I wish for the United States to deploy its entire nuclear arsenal on Disneyland.
>>221819839I wish that I was a cute femboy vampire
I wish for ever human but me to die.
A warcraft movie that doesn't suckWc3 timeline
>>221820454I'm only white and conventionally attractive>>221820499Granted, you start smoking instead to fill the void and get cancer
>>221819839to forever look like a cute twunk
>>221820135Noooo siiiiir! I didn't even get my wish yet!
>>221820611The only guys bpd goth girls fuck are the same antisocial scumbags every other woman fucks
>>221819839>I wish for an obsessive yandere girlfriend.>But have her so she actually loves me above all else and her conscious isn't suppressed or anything like in the 2026 movie Obsession. Create a brand new 22 year old woman out of thin air if you have to.>Also make her respect my boundaries if I need any but stay loyal to me.>And she has to be white redhead woman with big boobs and butt.Hindsight's 2020, see? You just gotta word it right.
>>221820816The problem is the wish needs to be spoken aloud. It can’t be submitted in writing and it can’t read your mind. It’s unlikely that a lengthy pre-prepared wish would work.
>>221820931Just write it all down first and then read it allowed.Or just memorize it like a movie script.
>>221820931>I wish that what's written on this paper becomes true
>>221819839to fuck this anon>>221820030
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>>221820963Presumably the magical entity who designed the willow would’ve anticipated people trying to beat the system like this. Maybe it doesn’t work at all if you try to include too many stipulations.
>>221820611A continuation - it always pisses me off when in movies there's a sort of a line that goes like "hurr durr she chose Chad because he's a JERK" and then movie shows Chad and he's 8 feet tall model-looking looksmaxxxer with perfect hairline, flawless skin and rich parents. And it's like, no buddy, she chose him for different reason, the fact that he's a jerk is something she tolerates
>>221820684>Granted, you start smoking instead to fill the void and get cancerOWW's aren't monkey paw wishes lol
>>221820978The willow isn’t a conscious thing like a genie. I don’t think it would work.
>>221819918Your wish is granted.https://youtu.be/SIhB3dgG3Gw?si=3yu0iQNSVynoWzvQ
>>221819839I wish for the exact type of girlfriend I would wish for if I understood exactly how to word my wish in the exact way I need to get the exact type of girlfriend I want without any drawbacks for anyone.
>>221820993you didn't have to wish for that i'd do it for free
>>221821026I'm not too sure if the entity is a sadist or anything like that. On the phone he sounded like a pretty chill guy. Maybe a bit apathetic. But does that mean he maybe doesn't care if people try that?
>>221819839I'm best friends with Jay and we hang out together (no homo) and we see movies together and Jay likes me so much that he tells Mike to be a regular on RLM videos and all the videos I am on get the most views.
Remove all racists from Earth and place them in orbit
anthro fox wife
>>221821380>just kill everything
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>>221819839I want to be ludicrously handsome. Fit at all times with no effort, perfect skin, perfect hair, amazing eyes.
>>221819839I wish Carrot joined the Straw Hats in Wano.
>>221821466>Fit at all times with no effort, perfect skin, perfect hair, amazing eyesYou are now a black man dancing in Times Square for money
>>221820816One wish, I don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due timeAll I know time is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swingsWatch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life awayIt's so unreal, didn't look out belowWatch the time go right out the windowTryna hold on, d-didn't even knowI wasted the wish just to watch you goI kept everything insideAnd even though I tried, it all fell apartWhat it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time whenI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
>>221819839>I wish everyone currently living in the Middle East immediately dropped dead right after I finish this sentence.
>>221821785it IS One wish. So you better do it right.
>>221819839I wish Anya Taylor Joy was my wife and mother of my children, and she genuinely loved me.
>>221821455This was honestly one of the dumber choices fry made. Fertilizing eggs is no big deal, and she would have given exceptional vacuum fellatio
I wish this board would stop being spammed by this are you afraid of the dark tier overrated slop
I know he's straight, but I wish Tom would fall in love with me despite that.
>>221819839Living and having sex with 19 year old Dafne Keen for 100,000 years and then exploding
I wish I could get footjobs from Nikki anytime on command
>>221822328I like are you afraid of the dark though. I actually just got around to finally setting up my plex server and I have a bunch of cozy horror anthology kino for this fall. Just gotta survive a few more months of heat and I’m into the cozy zone
>>221821981Beeeeg mushroom clouds in 3...2...1...
I wish anyone over the age of 60 instantly disintegrated.
>>221819839one stella please, ta.
>>221820632I wish this anon was a cute femboy vampire
>>221821380Great, now the sun cant penetrate the giant layer of jeets, nigs and jews and humanity starves
>>221819839I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON
>>221819839i wish i were a crab...
>>221819839i wish for 1000 dollars
>>221822993HMMM-TICK TOCK
I wish all the indians, afghanis, pakistanis, bangladeshis and sri lankans in their countries and expats died
>>221819839I can serve Greater Israel....ohhh wait
>>221819839The ability to cause debilitating orgasms in people with the power of a thought.
What it did to Nikki is fucked but on a cosmic scale it's fucking nothing. What if someone wished for some extinction-level catastrophe, or even to end all of existence itself? What a spectacularly irresponsible object to sell as a novelty trinket. Surely there's an upper limit to the scale of wish it'll grant?
>>221819839I wish I had time-traveled back to 1983 to go on a date with Phoebe Cates.
>>221820454You arent to Women attention chud
I wish I had a Cheezer's Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
>>221819839I wish I could have my health back
>>221824003Your organ donor loved one kicks the bucket but their organs are a perfect match.
>>221819839I wish to have sex with a woman.
>>221821040Women despise boring men, being a jerk is actually part of the appeal.
>>221820454cause he was cringe incarnate
>>221819839Gonna have to go with the same wish as the guy in the movie, but for my oneitus. I'll make it work though!
>>221819839SAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSS
>>221819839I wish Return of the Jedi had nude scenes
I wish men have tits like women
>>221819839Please bring back Choco Tacos with no ironic twist
>>221820623But not Disney World?
>>221825773Jabba and Chewbacca were already naked during the entire movie, foo.
>>221819839I wish I was a little bit taller
>>221819839I wish I had $100M, in my bank account, and the IRS and FBI would never think it suspicious or investigate it
>>221819839>Say your wish, /tvI wish you fucking brownoids would stop posting threads about this dogshit movie.
>>221819839N
>>221820135Imagine the consequences if jeets got their hands on these things. Suddenly there would be one billion tech company CEOs.
>>221820554The whole message of the movie is don't be a fucking pussy. Yeah Bear might be tall and handsome, but Ian, despite being a dumpy fatass, got to plow Nikki for years because he actually had a set of nuts.
>>221819839>I wish for a trillion of every currency, always perfect health and energy, no more aging, no need to sleep but able to only if I want to, immunity to all ailments, diseases, cancers, suffocation, poisons, hunger, thirst, obesity, decapitation, dismemberment, burning, acids, explosions, electrical damage, projectiles such as bullets, harmful substances, pressure changes and any kinds of injuries and death, regeneration of any injuries and scars, no need to eat or drink unless I want to do it for fun, ability to reduce my body fat to my BMI, ability to turn on and off sperm fertility so I can creampie at peace, adjustable size of ball and dick on demand starting from 5 inches to 20, immunity from all laws written and unwritten, ability to draw really good, ability to turn off and on pain at will, exponentially majorly increasing physical strength and stamina at will, ability to turn off anxiety and stress, protection from any natural disasters and everything supernatural, ability to rewind time up to 100 years without losing the powers I got from this moment, ability to warp up to 1000 miles in any direction (can stack so I can get to safety) in case someone tries to imprison or bury me, ability to instantly grow seeds to a full blown plant with fruit even in a desert at will, ability to turn a rock or handful of sand to drinkable water (can stack), ability to fly, ability to and travel fast underwater and in space, ability to grant and revoke parts of my the above powers to anyone I choose at will by saying "sudo give/revoke ABILITY to FULLNAME", catgirls to be real and cute like in anime, and all dishonest politicians, demons, jews, indians, mexicans and chinese to die.How's that? I didn't choose anyone to love me, bitches will naturally come my way when I have all that.
>>221828581Granted, enjoy your cancer
>>221819839I want to be shrunken down to the size of a speck and live between the ass cheeks of a sexy thick latina shemale dominatrix who is aware of me and humiliates me for how tiny I am and sometimes takes me out of her ass and compare how tiny I am compared with her cock and makes me lick and worship her balls and taint.
>>221829131>immunity to all ailments, diseases, cancers,You missed that part, chud
I wish for every human to have their DNA altered so they become whites
>>221829342Yeah like a cancer, you turned into a cancer in human form
>>221819839I wish for no more Obsession threads.
>>221819839I wish for plenty more obsession threads
