>Your partner Rust came in my ass”
can i see it?
>>221821180>Honey, Rust has erectile dysfunction, tell me honestly, how long did he last
I only got a few episodes into Season 2 and didn't watch 3 or 4, should I give them a try?
>>221821180>gets fucked for 30 seconds>says she hasn't been fucked like that in years
never mow another man's lawn
>>221821281it doesn't get any better. ever.
>>221821180I never understood the allure of anal. I like ass as much as the next guy but why would I want to jam my dick into a hole that's more often than not filled with shit
>>221821281No
whore
>>221821281No, season 2 is what it is. Check out season 3, though
>>221821413She was obviously lying and just wanted to ragebait her cheating husband
>>221821493because some women are so loose you can barely feel anything and it's way smooter to just stick it in her ass than say anything of course the wiser course is simply NOT fucking whores, but I digress
>>221821180It wasn't anal. Watch the scene again.
>>221821493>into a hole that's more often than not filled with shitthat's not how it works, retard
>>221822461yeah never understood why people thought it was anal.
>>221822004Loose pussy is more fun. You can really play around in the space. Tight pussy you can do so much less with, and it really doesn’t feel better. Loose pussy feels like it sucks you in. Tight pussy is all resistance.
>>221822504it very much is how it works. Hes not talking about giant turds in there. Theres a reason anal preparation/cleaning is a thing. most guys who have done anal have had some shitty dick
>>221822562>You can really play around in the space.this is good for building a fort, not so good if you want to cum
>>221822562browncoded
>>221822562hard to coom with a condom on.
>>221822578No. There's a reason people who've never fucked a girl at all have horror stories about anal.Women barely fucking eat in the first place, they shit like rabbits, and you're not going to have a "shitty dick" any more than you'd have a "shitty hand" if you scratched your ass when you were sweaty and then your hand kinda smells a little bit.This is like when KHVs talk about girls farting, they don't really, for them to fart to any noticeable degree, they'd have to be eating as much as the average man, and they don'tThis is also why women are dumber than men, the cave men were out experimenting with new foods while the cave women stayed home and munched on berries
>>221821180>Haha, that sounds like Rust alright. He came in my ass too.
>>221822708haha love that authentic interview dialog they're just so relatable ha ha
>>221822690This, my wife poops like twice a week. I poop sometimes once an hour during the day. We have different diets.
>>221822609That is an excellent point, and you have me dead to rights. It’s been something like 15 years since I last wore a condom, but even as a horny teen anything less than a vice grip made it nearly impossible to stay hard. Good on you anon, you solved a mystery that’s been rattling around my brain for over a decade because I’m retarded and forgot people use condoms
>>221821180Her lawn got mowed
If you havnt gotten poop on your dick from anak your dick is too short to get deep. Simple ass.
>>2218212812 is okay 3 is meh not worth watching4 is unwatchable
>>221822690I'm the poster that didn't understand the appeal of anal. Multiple times, drunkenly fumbling around while fingering, I've brushed against the asshole. There's shit residue there. I'm not saying you can't clean it, but there is usually shit residue there.
>>221821493The trick is to jam your dick in there when it's not filled with shit. Use your finger first.
>>221822907>usuallyYou keep saying shit like that. Like when you said >More often than not, a woman's ass is filled with shitYou're dealing with disgusting bitches if this is your actual experience.Speaking as a man, who takes man-sized shits, not even my ass is "more often than not" "filled with shit residue" because that's now it works, or least that's not how it should work, but maybe you need more fiber in your diet
>>221822690>Women barely fucking eat in the first place, they shit like rabbitshave you MET any modern murican womenyou can barely find any without a fucking vaggie-do around here
>>221823080>Speaking as a man, who takes man-sized shits, not even my ass is "more often than not" "filled with shit residue"ok, so, how the hell do you know how clean the inside of your asshole is
>>221823080If you went deep enough you would discover shit
do you have a fucking dildo and stick it in there like a dipstick to "check the oil", you straight heterosexual?
>>221823123well, if your shit is solid (but not rock solid, because that means you're dehydrated) you're not going to have any noticeable fecal matter left, because once its in your rectum, the body works somewhat involuntarily to squeeze it outAgain this only applies if your diet is decent your bowel movements are regularI know it's entirely possible you haven't shit in 3 days so the jury is out, but in terms of women they barely produce enough shit for any of what I just said to matter
>>221823080I keep using words like 'usually' because there aren't absolutes when dealing with people's hygiene, diets, and GI characteristics.
>>221821180BAsed
>>221821180I wish being a cop was like how it is in the movies.
>>221823239credit due for even replying to that and not even simply disappearing, now actually address it and answer this one >>221823156 and make me laugh
>>221823247I WOULD use the word usually to describe that a woman's rectum is not the gross nightmare yours likely is, and is assuredly what you are primarily basing your opinion onYou probably shit big logs, they smell bad, you gotta wipe for like five minutes, etc.That's "more often than not" in no way what a woman's shit is like
>>221821552Idk if you haven't had good sex in a long time I can see that scene being super passionate. The scene still lingers in my head time to time. It's pretty hot.
>>221823287sorry, but you don't need to fuck yourself in the ass with something and then give it a taste test to know if your colon is clean or notyou just need to know what healthy shitting is like, and presumably you don't
You...busted...her crust, Rust?
>>221823319Maybe it’s a little bit of both
>>221821552She wasnt lying, Rust was emotional when they fucked. Marty had been checked out of the marriage for years by that point and a guy his age wouldn't have enough sexual energy to satisfy her and the multiple whores he was bangin. He was also growing mopey over getting fat from drinking too much and his hair falling out. He probably hadnt fucked Maggie with primal masculine energy in years. Women can absolutely feel that shit. Its why rape fantasies get them off.
>from behind = analunderage b&
>>221822562Ridiculous cope or virgin
>>221823346>sorry, but you don't need to fuck yourself in the ass with something and then give it a taste test to know if your colon is clean or not>you just need to know what healthy shitting is like, and presumably you don'tso you DON'T know either the actual cleanliness state of the inside of your own anus at all, you just guessing; NOR can be amusing or anything but tryharding to "win" something somehow and are completely bantlessgotchaI swear you faggots are insufferablenow tell me how mad I am and you totally trolled me
>>221822004There's no such thing as a loose pussy. Only a small dick
>>221823438sorry, bellcurve retardbut you DON'T have a healthy, clean colon and I can tell just from your posts, let alone if I saw your shit
Rust was high out of his mind and could not properly consent btw
>>221821180did he fucked her ass or her Vagina?
>>221823458>I am an expert in telling from a text post when a man's anus has shit in it BUT I am not a homosexualgotchaI'm convinced, but please do try harder to convince me more
>>221822461>>221822543No one thought it was anal, you've run afoul of those we call 'autistic retards'
>>221823464ass
>>221821180"Mine too."
>>221823487>you're gaygreat pointwhat it like having to dedicate 30+ minutes to shitting every time you shit?you know you could just drink more water, right
>>221823498>>221823493The duality of /tv/
>you make all the money while I sit at home ruminating about how I don't have a child>so naturally since I was bored, I decided to fuck the person you work with, he looked desperate and sad enough to indulge me>naturally my next step was to tell you, demonstrating that my only motivation was causing you as much pain as you clearly caused me>pregnant btw :^)most accurate
>>221821180>rust gaped me
>>221823533Its simple, does everyone just assume anal is the default when fucking? No? Just the deranged outliers? Now I understand.
>>221821493>I like ass as much as the next guyliterally no point to liking ass if you don't also like anal
>>2218212812 is still good but memely overrated around hereNo it does not get better than S1S3 is okay but I wouldn't go out of my way for itDon't ever ever watch S4
>>221823511>sourceless, asshurt assumptions based on asshurtreally stung you eh
>>221823511sorry, too me a bit, had to shit between posts
>>221823759>got randomly mad when someone described healthy shittingyes, that's why I've accused you of having a bad diet
>>221823810is this something that actually happened itt, or did you simply imagine it to cope\can you link this "randomly mad" post, so we can all get a good look at it
>inb4 some cope for why he won't
>slippery like an eel so you don't bother trying to grab them, just stab them in place with a fork
>>221823852right here: >>221823156you were mad and too much of a pussy to reply directlyand yet you'd call anyone else a fag
>>221821180>I like mowing Rust's ass
