My theater had around 40% of empty seatsThis is VERY uncommon during a blockbuster's opening night here. It's usually sold out.I think this is a flop, guys
anecdotal cope
>>221821732cool mine was fullincluding a single qt pie asian girl that had to sit next to my smelly ass for 3 hours
>>221821732Post time stamped ticket or GTFO
>>221821903
>>221821847https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Egi9-sy4fE
>>221821987>second tipcheeky
>>221821987epicown anonEPIC
>>221821732No shit. Movie’s going to make like $150m out the gate and drop like a rock the next week. It’ll stall out and end its run around $400-500m
>>221821987I hate when the movie theater hawks land on me and steal my popcorn
>>221821847usually I'd agree, but I had the same thing in my theater so idk.
>>221821847the movie deserves to flop. that's what matters. i dont see why you're fighting this obvious conclusion.
Looka fine to me
>>221821732I don’t care if it makes 2 billion and everyone on earth sees it. It’s a flop in my household. I shall never watch DEI propaganda. Neither do those I care about.
>>221822845cool
>>221821732uhhhh....chudbros????
Another Predator: Badlands. Wokeoids prematurely blowing their load again. No wonder their women are all obsessed with incel chuds!
>8am showingchudbros i am NOT feeling good...
republican city in Florida, show starts in 20 minutes
>>221823022>10pm showing on a thursday night>still over 100 in attendanceguys this is NOT good fuck bros >we are in big trouble hereFUCK
>>221821987You would have gotten something saying thanks for seeing this movie. You just got tickets and are going to refund. Nice try.
>>221821732opening day is tomorrow weirdo, some of us have JOBS and RESPONSIBILITIES
>>221823053here's tomorrow night, same time
>>221821987>tip>second tipyou don't hate them enough
>>221823065not very smart are you
>all these pictures of seating charts>no pictures from actually inside the empty theaterwe're on to your little game.it's the same game Dumocrat elections pull.
>>221823126I'm not going to see this movie.
>>221822845>IN THIS HOUSE:>WOKE IS DEAD>THE ODYSSEY FLOPPED>SCIENCE IS REAL SOMETIMES>TRUMP WON 2020>DEI IS RACISM>WE WILL NOT BE REPLACED
>>221823103must be a garbage area lol my local theaters are 90% sold out through the entire weekend including early morning and late night showings
>>221823210traffic here has increased like 200% since covid
>>221823126i'm not going to see it i just enjoy the cognitive dissonance of critical drinker-watching /tv/ dumbfucks who assured us for months this would be a massive box office failure
My local theater sold out every seat of every auditorium for the next fifteen years, take that chuds.
UGH FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>221823274>My local theater sold out every seat of every auditorium for the next fifteen years, take that chuds.My theater is operating 24 hours 7 days a week for the next 12 weeks to meet demand for seats
>>221823225just checked the theater at the smaller, richer, nicer, more republican area like 15 minutes away
Plenty of seats of available for tonight's showing where I live
bros...i'm gonna be sick
>>221821732no it didn't.
Guys whatever you do DO NOT LOOK AT IMAX BOOKINGS. Please just keep posting cherrypicked screenshots of 9AM showings in backwater hick towns we have to control the narrative here or it will be the end of the white race!!!
>>221823455This.So much this.We will win chudbros!
>>221823455>we're gonna make a billy on 50 screens worldwide!!
70mm's almost totally booked out for me for weeks.
tonights 7:45
>>221823481Imax 70mm isn't the same as regular Imax kiddo!Great cope though!
>>221823497No shit. That's like saying Avatar was booked for weeks at the only 3D theater within 500 miles of NYC.
The film is deeply marred by its account of one-eyed people.
>>221823506>>221823506what a chadthis was the LOUDEST movie ive ever seen this guy is absolutely fucked
>>221823513One of the empty theaters I posted was regular imax.
>>221823506>who is he???near sightedness's endboss
>sat afternoon There are like 3 time as much people booked for the new detective Conan movie that showing around the same time
>>221823497Nearest big city is the same way for me but I'm not convinced that this still won't get an audience score thats like 50% after having tried to watch this trash last night. I suspect yuppies are falling for the fake reviews. That or the studio is buying up seats on fandango. Even the 6:30 am showing on Sunday is packed, who the fuck goes to a movie at 6 goddamn 30 in the morning on a Sunday?Something is a foul. Either way some people will be pissed they wasted $20 of the grocery bill on a shit-tier movie and will bitch about it online.
>>221823624>That or the studio is buying up seats on fandango.Most people do not partake in the culture war.
What happened?
what is going to be the next cope when the box office numbers come out? you know this is making a billion easily what is the purpose of playing chud detective and checking tickets you cant afford lol
>>221823671I thought it would make a billion before I saw this thread tonight.
>>221823671Box office numbers are fake. People aren't going. Cope.
I checked my local theater. They sold 40 seats for tomorrow, total, over 12 showings.For comparison:>Toy Story 5>14 seats for 5 showings>Minions>6 seats for 5 showing>Spiderman>112 seats for 9 showings, opening day>Moana>5 seats for 8 showings
>>221821987>Any guests that arrive to the theater alone will be cavity checkedIs this real?
>>221821732its on pace for like 200M+ worldwide. theyve invested in and bought up the empty seats to ensure it "succeeds". just comes out of the fake 250M budget. it'll be a 'success', but everyone will hate it. like avatar and other trash movies that do big money.
>>221823712you need to start taking your medication again your family is worried about you
>>221823455Get them
>>221823735>Every movie I don't like that makes money is doing Securities Fraud!
I've seen enough. It's a bomb regardless of the fake numbers they put out. Total chud victory.
>>221823722yep can confirm they took me to a room before i went in too
>>221823637Eh, my criticisms of the film aren't culture war shit. I enjoyed Will Smith as agent J in MIB even though in the comics he was a blonde haired dude. Doesn't matter to me. I also don't auto-hate Zendaya or give a shit a murderous-talentless "rapper" is in it.The movie sucked because it failed to tell an interesting story, it failed to make the climaxes of the story captivating, suspenseful or interesting. The dialogue was shit. The non-linear plot didn't help. None of the characters were charismatic--I didn't care.Sure I watches a camrip but I've watched camrips of other films, enjoyed them and appreciated them enough I went to see the film in theaters. Nolan failed to intrigue me enough to watch the whole film. At halfway through I didn't care enough about any character to waste another 1.5 hours watching this sloppily edited triple.Not everyone on here is a culture war chud. It could've been 100% white casting and it'd have still sucked ass because the underlying film sucked ass.
>>221823506I wonder if there are glasses with special lens you can wear to make watching an Imax film from this seat look normal
>>221823565It wasn't!
>>221823722Yes. They thoroughly checked me at the 8am, 1145am, 330pm, 730pm, 1050pm, and 140am showings
>>221823981>non-linear plotNolan almost always does thisEvery one of his movies plays with the viewer's perception of time
Looks like there are a lot of seats available for this 2:40 AM showing on Sunday
>>221824093fucking FLOP confirmed!we did it /tv/!
>>221824245Elon musk did it. India won!
>>221824063My perception of time is flawless throughout Nolan's movies, because I'm always checking my watch and wondering when the fuck it's going to end.
It was me.I bought all the seats.
>>221824063>Nolan almost always does thisHe certainly does not. The fuck?
Is there a way to enjoy The Odyssey other than the book and this obvious DEI goyslop
>>221824529>Is there a way to enjoy The Odyssey other than the book and this obvious DEI goyslopThe written word is the only way to enjoy The Odyssey. Everything else is through a glass darkly.
>>221824093the front rows of a theater should not even exist
>>221824609what should we put there instead? a swimming pool? people are willing to pay for them
>>221824647people are willing to sell their holes for money if they're desperate enough.>what should we put there instead?popcorn refill
>>221824529The Armand Assante TV miniseries was aight.
>>221821732My IMAX certified theatre had 140% of the seats filled, with everyone having the blast of their life. I especially remember the disabled african american adult child crying they/thems eyes out during the trojan horse scene. immensely powerful cinematic experience. I think we all are better people after this, I myself signed up for a vasectomy for both me and my wife durings the credits.
every 70mm show im trying to book even on weekdays at 11:00pm are pretty much sold out for all of july
>>221824678>people are willing to sell their holes for money if they're desperate enough.yeah and they should be allowed to if they want to>popcorn refillwhat if you didn't pay for popcorn, huh? you could just walk up and grab popcorn you didn't pay for
>>221824719dude thats fucking hilarious mind if post this on r/asmongold?
its over nolanfags, mj seats were still packed here after weeks and its not a groid theater
>>221821732My theater was packed it was incredible, hopefully im able to see it this, dont want to miss
>>221821987>tip>second tipWTF is this yiddish nonsense???
>>221821987>cavity check>no penis inspectioni call BS
Now the negative reviews are coming inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBy9c1s5fEw
If you buy a ticket you get a free dental dam hahaha
I thought the movie was really bad.
This movie is a certfied chud classic, best experienced on IMAX. Don't forget to go with your mom this weekend.
Watched at a regular ass theater thinking the imax thing was a gimmick. Plus I hated the last few Nolan movies so u didn't want to put any effort into a movie I wasn't gonna like anyway. Unfortunately I loved it, and unfortunately the imax thing wasn't a gimmick and the 1/3 of the screen being chopped off was very noticeable.Now I have to wait for the hype to die down so I can see it at a reasonable facsimile of an Imax screening just to see the proper aspect ratio. Anyway, there was like, three other ppl in the theater, but they're playing it every half hour, so that's not unusual
moist critical said it's good
/tv/ has a humiliation fetish with this movie, constantly claiming it's going to flop. utterly delusional
>>221825365lol his description of the audio is hilarious
>>221822843HEY I LIVE NEAR YOU :DThe sky was so yellow this week
>>221825365Someone should make a compilation of the faces of the youtube reviews for this movie... They almost all look horrified
>>221825768These guys just started getting thrown in my algorithm this past week as well
>>221822838>the movie deserves to flop. that's what mattersWay to throw away any pretense giving a shit about quality. You give a shit about your team not about whether or not a good movie is the subject of the fight.Fighting something that you are "in the right about" in a shitty manner takes you down from being in the right to just being another person wallowing in the shit.ESPECIALLY when the fight is a metaphorical one playing out via a movie's box-office success.You're a Nazi, you're a Red, you're a Fag, you're a Tiki-Torch.You just want to be the boot regardless of the neck.
>>221825768>1:49:05
>>221821732IMAX walkups will save it r/boxoffice bros
>>221826425Unironically kindaThere's no point to watching this movie in anything but IMAX
>>221825427lies always come reddit spaced
SPOILERS:Opening night in my areaTheater bout 2/3 fullThe good: Matt DamonaAnne HathawayAt some point the movie gives Inception vibes for a short while.Everything else:Zendaya is inconsequential (could had been any other actress) Black actress is even more inconsequentialTom Holland playing 'a kid' once againThe CGI was not greatAudience cheered and clapped a couple times during the final act. In contrast, I didn't liked the final act. The "villains" were not developed enough for me to feel anything when they went down. The same generic goons and pretentious aristocracy we have seen in movies time after time before. Those not come close to Nolan's greatest
>>221821732The scalpers are going to be so mad
So what's the next cope when the movie makes a billion?
>>221828461They fell for the 150M marketing campaign lmao
>>221821732>My theaterpoor watchie
OH NO NO NO NO NO CHUDBROS
>>221823126>J-Just go and see the movies to post empty theatres and own the wokies, ok?!!!!Lmao they're getting desperate
>>221825687Indeed, kind of apocalyptic vibes
>>221827196>Zendaya is inconsequential (could had been any other actress)What's really funny is there was a whole story about Nolan telling her perfect throught the shoot and then she only has like 5 lines when I see it lol bunch of marketing bs
This is Melbourne tomorrow, Sat evening OP. It's...not looking good Nolansisters...
