>Let's do a seance and summon the ghost of Claudia I beg your motherfucking pardon! Why the FUCK can vampires have ghosts? The ontological implications are goddamn stupid. Vampires are ALREADY DEAD! And also, it makes it sound like Madeline went to Heaven, so what the fuck are these pieces of shit actually trading for eternal youth? What exactly are they losing? What the fuck is the God of this fictional universe doing? What reason does anyone have not be a vampire?