Why not just recruit these guys to fight for you? Having a unit of 8ft tall guys in full steel plate would be fucking OP.
>>221823546I know Nolan doesn't use CGI so where did he find people this tall?
>>221823546At the Epstein/Diddy/Weinstein parties he attends and has anal sex at.
>>221823665>>221823724
>>221823546They had an unnatural hatred for boats
Didn't you see how slow they are? Good luck beating any high movement boss.
>>221823546thought it was really funny how they have child sized armor for their kids, its like nolan conceived of them as lesser evolved pokemon
I can't get past the editing in the fight scenesHe never improved from Batman Begins twenty years ago
>>221825734He stole this scene from the Obiwan series with the 5 year old Leia is able to outrun adults cause there’s like a branch in the way kek
>>221825734OH N-
>>221825734wtf is this kek
>>221825619This whole scene is a fucking joke, Nolan is a turbo hack
>>221823546>full steel platewas steel even invented yet?
>>221825734seriously
>>221825619The fact that they're all just wandering around the forest just out of sight in full armor is laughable. Do they just wear it everywhere? What were they doing out there?
>>221832071It's the BRONZE age anon, what do you think?
>>221832071Sort of, it wasn't smelted but meteroic iron was steel from meteorites and used for small things like knives (usually for Royalty in places like Egypt). Plate armour was not even really conceptualized.
>>221823665watching them move makes me think they had stilts on
>>221825734this webm alone made me not wanna see it
Anyone have a link to the torrent?
>>221832071Full plate wasn't invented until after guns were a thing.Steel was not used. There are problems in getting a furnace hot enough. They didn't even get iron becoming widespread until like 400 BC.
>>221826199looks like joe rogen desu
>>221823546who are these giants supposed to be from the original?
>>221832241probably the laestrygonians
>>221832241Laestrygonians, canibal giants who wreck their ships by tossing boulders.
>>221832262>>221832269thanks, ive only seen Ulysses 31
>>221832288>Ulysses 31probably a better adaptation than this.
>>221832211this is antisemitism
>>221832269>>221832241I only know this because I played dominions 6 (they're LA phlegra in that game)https://illwiki.com/dom5/phlegra-la
Why didnt he just take a plane back home?
>>221832859The agency wouldn't let him file a flight plan with that many men, they had to take a boat instead.
>>221825734this webm alone makes me wanna see it (illegally)
>>221832859would have been 1000x more interesting if it was a post apocalyptic futuristic movie version of odyssey
>>221825734NOOO THIS IS FAKE IT'S BETTER IN IMAX
>>221823546They're supposed to be like mindless primitive cannibals in the original text. Literally giant cavemen that eat people. And instead of wearing epic fantasy plate armour and swinging giant steel swords they throw big rocks, and crush people into pulverized corpses, and then eat the corpses. Homer was using them as an allegory for the barbarism of foreigners. They represent the non-hellenistic cultures that the Greeks encountered in the bronze age. I guess that was interpreted by Nolan to be too xenophobic for contemporary audiences lol.
>>221825734It works for the average audience member because Zoomies and Alphas have never played outside and never touched a twig.
>>221829602>Posts 10 second webm out of context>Holy shit where's the tension, the editing is garbage, Nolan is a fucking hack
>>221833659You don't need "context" to see the spastic tiktok editing you dunce fuck.
>>221823665They are elite human capital from INDIA.
>>221832796Based true intellectual.
>>221825734Why didn't they chop those thin branches down to escape? They have swords don't they?
>>221833844The big guys were closing in. It was too late for them
>>221823546what are these supposed to be
>>221834179Mangetic pteruges
>>221834179>>221833844>>221823546Normgroids don't ask questions so nolan doesn't answer
>>221834179spare blades that can be pulled off and combined with their main weapons to create a super sword. nolan was going to give these guys a second form that increased their power levels but couldn't find a way to write that in here
>>221834179Flexible dick protectors
>>221834263Damn maybe we'll get phase 2 in the game
>>221834179To get to their cocks, it’s like sticking your hand through a spinning fan.
