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>OH N-
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>>221823704
Start doing this.
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>>221823704
terrible editing
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bravo nolan, truly a master of his craft
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>>221823704
So they kill Athena? A god?
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>>221823704
If he doesn't fuck the ass of that boy what should he fuck?
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>>221823774
Explain the editing principles that you think this breaks. Genuinely curious
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>>221823774
>don't even give you the satisfaction of seeing her get beheaded
what a cocktease
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>>221823793
I am pretty sure it's a vision, hence them showing the statue being beheaded. I don't understand why this would be in the movie since Athena wasn't on the side of the Trojans.
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I was gonna see this on Saturday but just found out it is rated R
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>>221823793
no it's just a random girl and then later at the end athena speaks to him and takes her form as that was one of his regrets
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>>221823807
nta but they shouldn't have shown two full swings, and the composition of the second shot was shit anyway
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>>221823793
>>221823828
I thought the idea was that athena wasn't real in the movie, and she was really just some hallucination.He had about an innocent girl who was killed at troy or his manifested idea of athena, was this girl
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>>221823704
webms from American screenings only, please and thank you. No turd worlder subtitles.
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>>221823844
they shouldn't have shown the first swing at all after he raised the blade and they should have cut to Matt Damon's reaction faster
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>>221823704
What in the unholy fuck was that cut?
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so cliche and shit. Why not just show the violence?
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>>221823793
She's a priestess of Athena they kill while sacking Troy. Athena (whether she's a real goddess or just a manifestation of Odysseus' guilty conscience, it's not made clear) appears to Odysseus with her form.
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>>221823857
it's French bro. The country that bankrupted themselves to help you create your country.
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>>221823704
What the hell is this? The editing is atrocious.
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>not daring to kill her in human form
coward
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Dammit i wanted to see Zendaya beheaded.
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>>221823893
>She's a priestess of Athena
Troy REALLY likes their women being negroes, don't they
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this is mad artistic very metaphorical
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This really made me think about how war is bad and warriors are bad people. Bravo nolan. Maybe if damon had been 20 years younger he could have stopped those chuds from beheading that cute brown girl.
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>>221823704
jak it
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>>221823704
>used a cheap plaster cast instead of actual marble

Kind of a minor gripe but I guess it fits with all the cheap plastic shit in the movie
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Zendaya is really hot. I want to make love to her in the ass.
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>>221823704
In context this is the best part of the movie.
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>>221823807
sorry bubba, i am 2smart4nolan
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Anyone got a clip of the giant, or the scylla
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>>221824152
There are some decent webm threads in the archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/221796654/#221796654
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>>221823882
It's Nolan treating his audience like they're idiots.
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>>221824240
Cyclops got the wrong end of that stick. He literally dindu nuffin.
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>>221824376
pretty sure they stuck the right end in
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>>221824240
>Nolan getting kinomogged by a made for TV Oddesey miniseries and Wishbone the dog
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She did the face thing
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>>221823704
In every shot of this movie that I've seen, Damon looks completely disinterested. He's present, but ambivalent to what's going on.
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>>221823704
>Man who is not talented or visionary enough to make Un Chien Andalou still has a big enough ego to think he can make it.
lmao
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>>221823920
No refunds bitch
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>>221823774
It might be the only scheme in the movie I've seen that isn't complete shit.
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>>221824317
It is, but I didn't hate it entirely.
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>>221824240
Best part of the movie but even this seemed like it was cobbled together from scraps. It's like a warehouse fire burned half the footage and they said fuck it, we'll fix it in post.
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>>221824620
He shot the whole thing on IMAX cameras which are huge as fuck and can only hold like 7 minutes of film at a time
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>>221824584
you'll never guess what one of this guy's fetishes is
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>>221824654
I heard it was closer to 3 minutes. It must've been a nightmare behind the scenes.
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>>221824679
banging downies?
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I DEMAND A CONGRESSIONAL INVESTIGATION AND THE BEST FORENSIC ACCOUNTANTS OF NON JEWISH ANCESTRY THE WORLD HAS TO OFFER TO TELL US WHERE THE MONEY WENT
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>>221824654
>can only hold like 7 minutes of film at a time
>$250 million budget
>nobody involved with it from the manufacturer to all these camera professionals is capable of making its film storage larger
did anyone try taping a fucking coffee can to it or something
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>>221823828
I'm pretty sure you're a retard. It happened. The vision is when he saw her after
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>>221824240
>should we perhaps back away from the giant that is flailing wildly
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>Greek soldier
>during the sacking of troy
>not immediately raping a young priestess they got their hands on and just randomly behead her
Wow, completely taken me out of the movie.
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>>221824152
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>>221824816
>Awhaaaa?! Where'd that come from?!
Idiots. Actual idiots.
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>>221824240
The screams of the cyclops in IMAX were fucking intense
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>>221824859
hahahahah
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this movie looks good! I swear Im not a bigot!
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>>221824844
Lets not build any suspense by letting the audience know a dangerous beast is nearby. Just have it suddenly appear and then our heros frantically flee frpm it. Kino kino kino

>>221824859
Yeah we know Nolan likes loud noises but the important thing is this board is for adults 13+ so get out
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>>221824816
what is the name of that creature?
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>>221825045
penis monster
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>>221823844
>shown two full swings
Actual blind retard
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>>221824240
The cyclops did look great, if brown and drab like the rest of the film. As shit as the film was, it had its moments.
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>>221824859
This except the screams were cries and the cries were this guy's mother wondering how she raised a failure
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>>221825202
>calypso
This is the odyssey not pirates of the Caribbean
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>>221824816
>What's that, build tension?
>Nah, the monster will just appear from out of frame to begin next action scene.
>The script said there has to be an action scene here, so that's when the monster appears.
This is genuinely abominable filmmaking. Complete garbage.
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>>221825780
Matt Damon is literally looking right at the guy and still got surprised
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>>221825780
>what about some kinetic energy, have the tentacles thrash and violently grab people
>nah that's too hard just make the crane rig gently pluck the actors from the ground, make sure it looks like a grey cock did it
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>>221825847
>make sure it looks like a grey cock did it
Biggus.... Dickus!
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>>221824816
how does no one notice a giant monster like that
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>>221825927
>how does no one notice a giant monster like that
Same way nobody notices the sound of 100 giant men in loud ass full plate armor lumbering through the clear forest to ambush you:
Bad directing.
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>>221823830
If you're old enough to post here, you're old enough to see a rated R movie.
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>>221824816
Jason and the Argonauts takes a dump on this movie
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>>221825069
ole one-eye
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>>221824816
days daduq is this supposed to be?
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>>221823704
>Muh war bad
>Muh PTSD
>Muh woife!

Wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't even kill the slave sluts in this
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>>221824859
>The ONLY way thos movie isn't dogshit is by watching it the most expensive way
Burn Hollyfags Burn
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>>221824816
The number of cuts is insanely distracting and I don't usually notice that sort of thing
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>>221823704
Is there even any blood/gore in the R rated movie?
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>>221827369
Yeah, it feels very sterile, reminds me of LotR. Video gamey violence.
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>>221824816
indian twink death
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>>221823807
Don't need a degree in waste management to know shit when you see it.
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>>221823704
Why is her statue white?
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>>221823704
You know what, hate everything about the movie, but knowing how she comes back as hallucinated visions of Athena, this scene is quite kino ngl
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>>221826038
I'm old enough. I just don't want to poison my mind with bad stuff
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>>221823807
You see the same sword swing twice which breaks continuity.
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>>221826236
Probably Scylla.
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>>221825847
>just make the crane rig gently pluck the actors from the ground
If you pay closer attention then you'll see it's symbolism. The boat is like a plate of sushi so the monster neatly picks them up one by one, as though with chopsticks, instead of thrashing them about like a western bowl of spaghetti with a fork. This is a reference to tentacle monsters such as those from hentai, which is Japanese (just like sushi).
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>>221823704
That looks like shit
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>>221823807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYGqQs-StWY
Oh you don't like this song? Explain the musical principles you think it breaks. Genuinely curious
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Michael Vlamis.
This is the ONLY, ONLY, ONLY, ONLY, ONLY """"""""""""""""""Greek"""""""""""""""""" person in the entire cast.
No italians, no spanish, no portuguese, no macedonians, not even romanians.
And hes a mutt of greek, serbian, and lebanese "descent"
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>>221827518
No, it’s retarded and utter stock.
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>>221824152
>>221824240
Anyone got the scene of the Cyclops munching on one of the dudes?
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>>221827693
Sure
But it is marginally better than the other clips I have seen of it today, the whole thing seems to be a shitfest
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>>221826236
It's the tree monster from Evil Dead.
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>>221824057
They fight power ranger-esque bad guys who wear foam armor and trap fighters with twigs.

plaster cast is the least of the problems.
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I don't think you could cut a marble statue with a sword
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>>221827781
Apparently katanas (japanese word for sword) cut through tank barrels during WW2
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>>221827740
Well, can’t argue with that..
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>>221827822
That had more to do with heated inferior metals from rushed production than the actual swords.
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>>221827581
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>>221823704
I must say I really don't care for this.
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>>221824240
NOBODY HAS BLINDED ME
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@grok is that accurate?
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The cinema experience is a crutch that excuses poor cinematography and editing ability. It's like what autotune did for vocalists in the 2000s. If you take away the booming soundtrack and the IMAX big screen then you see the flick for what it really is
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>>221823704
I still remember the crazy boomer that smashed an Athena statue in Israel. Then October 7th happened.
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>>221823793
gods don't appear in the movie. This is apparent from Hermes also missing in the island of Circe.
That priestess was just ptsd for Odysseus.
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>>221825045
See-Gee-Eye
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>>221824027
Weet ik.
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>>221825045
Himesh Patel
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>>221823704
>make movie R rated
>zero blood zero violence
Why are they trolling? This is PG at worst.
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>>221825045
Scylla & Charybdis
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>>221824859
did it go BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAP ?
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>>221823793
Athena is just a hallucination of Matt Damon's grief
he has heckin PTSD!
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>>221827756
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>>221823807
>muh editing principles
can't cover up dogshit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
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>>221824816
I've seen music videos with less cuts. wtf is this editing?
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>>221825927
How could they see it it wasn't on the screen?
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>>221823807
The continuity is shit.
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>>221828100
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>>221823704
GET HER FUCKING RAGS OFF
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Chuds lost
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>>221828247
is this new york? still not 1 sold out showing here
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>>221823830
It's as violent and dirty as pokemon, like all Nolan garbage. I think he still did not unterstood that people can bleed, and that places can not look like a model house.
I keked hard at Dunkirk, when my buddy asked "did the germans cleaned the beach ?"

Nolan is a hack. A complete hack. An AI generator in human form.
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>>221828247
>here is a graphic where it says the show is sold out
WOWIE ITS FUCKING NOTHING
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>>221824067
She's married though
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>>221828247
Nobody Cares, pajeet, go to the steaming pile of shit you call a bed.
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>>221828200
Half of the movie is like this, epileptic tiktok, rest is slow and boring. Half of the scenes cut from one situation to another, with the subtlety of frenzied dinosaur. It's a complete mess.
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>>221824859
It was great, I could feel the vibrations shaking in my chest, genuinely feel bad for poorfags and thirdies who can't experience it
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>>221823793
How can you kill a god? What grand and intoxicating innocence
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>>221824816
Is that a rock lobster?
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>>221823846
It's this. The sublety of a jackhammer.
2deep4u
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>>221824859
There are no IMax in india. Maybe new Delhi, if you can get through the piles of garbage.
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>>221829314
Is that how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?
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another christopher nolan movie for absolute morons
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>>221829429
so all of them?
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>>221828409
>"did the germans cleaned the beach ?"
>clean beach in a European country in the 1940s
>unbelievable
saar...
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>>221824816
Nolan is such a hack, it's unreal.
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People in the other thread are retards. Guess I might as well spoon feed you fucks. Pay attention to the first 2 seconds.
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>>221827464
>le cap
fr on god
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>>221830164
>pshh nothing personnel, kid
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>>221825045
one eyed one horned flying purple people eater
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>she was just another woman they killed
>this was the moment he came to the realization they were betraying their values
>now he's having visions of this woman as Athena because of their value of treating strangers well because they could be gods in disguise
That's how I interpreted it.
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>>221830164
> You're not getting away!「Run Through the Forest」!
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>>221830397
>my interpretation
>my
>interpretation
Lol, lmao even
That's exactly what the movie is trying to so unsubtly trying to convey man
Bravo, way to go, the lowest common denominator of /v/ can finally not only comprehend but enjoy movies and all it took was the death of cinema and spectacle
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>>221823704
>couldnt even show it
fucking pathetic
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>>221824859
audio isnt cinema
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>>221824859
I like how it dragged out like thebcyclops wouldnt just stop screaming for 3 seconds
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>>221823793

Athena doesn't exist in the film, she's a hallucination Odysseus manifests due to the PTSD he got from this war, that's why she looks like the priestess that died, it's all guilt.
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>>221825780
Imagine seeing the clip out of context and saying this

The whole point of the sequence is that he was warned earlier: either he dies in a whirlpool with all his men, or he escapes and they die instead. The tension comes from dramatic irony. The audience knows the whirlpool is coming, so every near miss builds suspense.
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>>221825927
Because it's hiding in the rocks way above them
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>>221823704
>Greeks destroy Greek statue of Athena
Make it make sense
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>>221825045
Uncutos
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>>221824816
>Yoink!
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>>221830164
that guy clipped through the tree
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>>221833422
It has gods and monsters and fantasy and shit and that's where you draw the line?
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>>221830164
> tcl
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>>221833652
Yes.
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>>221830164
>Posts 10 second webm out of context
>Holy shit where's the tension, the editing is garbage, Nolan is a fucking hack.
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>>221823704
So we dont get to see zendaya decapitated how much you wanna say that was her call
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>>221833694
Decapitations always looks goofy in movies. My sister laughed the first time she saw Lurtz get his head chopped off in theaters and she was like 9 years old
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>>221823704
Holy shit I will now watch NOLAN KINO!
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>>221833681
saaar
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>>221832628
noooo not the dreaded "turn slowly in a circle with a weapon" move! aaaaaaaaaa save me, zeus!
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>>221833422
jeets strike again
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>>221824816
Scylla, it's a multiple headed hydra on a mountain that they have to sail by. Except on the opposite side of them is a giant whirlpool ready to sink them. So Odysseus is forced to choose between certain doom (the monster whirlpool) and losing his men at random intervals but successfully making it through (the hydra)
It's between a rock and a hard place.
It's a representation of the commander's dilemma of a lose-lose scenario.
In order to escape certain death for everyone, you have to put your men through a gauntlet where many of them will die at random but you will make it through.
You can see why these stories are taught to kids in the classical era who grow up to be military leaders. The story element with the cool monsters is the fun part, but the lesson on the realities of sacrifice that battle demands are there too.
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>>221834153
Wow somone who acyually knows what they are talking about
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>>221834195
you didn't know though
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>>221823807
It's an amateurish match cut because you see the stroke twice, hitting the statue's neck is unneccessary, after the downward swing you only need the head rolling down the stairs. Apart from that this type of match cut is basic bitch idea. You probably did not see it as jarring because your mother is a whore.
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>>221833652
>It has gods
But it doesn't. Except for Athena, who is just Zendaya default facing, all Gods are removed from the narrative.
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>zendaya
ugly bridge troll
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>>221823704
*Nasheed starts playing*
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>>221834153
why didn't they just sail on the other side of the whirlpool?
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>>221824620
That doesn't explain why there are cuts on every 2 seconds of film
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>>221832628
>webm
This is nothing more than capeshit
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>>221824816
Nolan did this intentionally, right? Like he wants out and tries to crash everything in the worst way possible to never have to make another movie again.
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>>221823704
Why the fuck would Odysseus allow the killing of a priestess of Athena? Athena is his patron goddess and the goddess of his side in the war.
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>>221828247
Damn, Priority Entrance sold out just as much and that's just a little indie flick
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>>221832628
Wait so he actually made the odyssey without the gods being real?
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>>221834320
If there are no Gods who's sending the monsters? Who's fucking with Odysseus and putting him through all this bullshit? The reason it takes him 10 years to get home is because in a rush to leave Odysseus says "fuck sacrificing to Poseidon, let's just get going already!" And as a punishment for his hubris Poseidon outs him through 10 years of bullshit, bad weather, sailing off course, sending monsters to fuck with him (who are all Poseidon's children).
The point of the story is that Odysseus is humbled before the Gods for his hubris and forced to learn humility. He's literally in the middle of bragging about his achievements and how only through his tactical genius are the men all still alive when the Hydra starts eating his guys.
Without the Gods in the story this is just..
>Damn Bronze age wildlife was fucking crazy dude
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>>221825927
they were on their phones
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>>221834340
A good question for another time
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>>221834505
You don't need the gods to be physically present for any of that.
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>>221823774
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>>221834535
None of that is present in the movie.
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>>221834505
>>Damn Bronze age wildlife was fucking crazy dude
that's a good story too
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>>221823704
THIS SHIT LOOKS WEAK AS FUCK!!!
HORRIBLE!
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>Zendaya beheaded
lads, I wasn't gonna see it, but now, I kinda need to see it
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>>221830164
YOU CAN BREAK THOSE THIN TREES WITH LITERAL KICKS. HOW RETARDED CAN YOU BE
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>>221834810
bronze age trees
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>>221834810
they were magical trees
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>>221834153
But why does it look like a penis monster?
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>>221834340
When they approach the rock that Scylla is on they keep their distance at first, and then from the depths another monster called Charybdis emerges from beneath the water and starts sucking in the ocean and spitting back out so it causes both a whirlpool and rough waters. The crew are forced to row closer to Scylla to avoid Charybdis.
It works against them because Odysseus having just sailed through the Sirens (who have smothered his ego in praise and lustful temptation) is like high on his own supply. And he's literally strolling up and down the deck talking about he's a genius, he's a hero, he's the reason they're all alive. He's strolling the deck two spears in hands, armour shining, trying to look and feels like a fucking hero, sailing right up to Scylla (but not too close lol) so he can essentially flex on the monster trying to look like a baddass in front of his men.
THEN Charybdis appears, emerging from the ocean, and only now does Odysseus realize how fucked he is. It's a trap by Posiedon, to punish him for being arrogant.
If you take the Charybdis and it's whirlpool thing away, and also remove Posiedon, and Odysseus is just kind of on deck, hanging out, it kind of changes the whole dynamic.
The hydra isn't a cruel and fitting punishment against Odysseus and his massive ego, it's just wildlife.
It's essentially a dumb dragon they bumped into on complete accident and it's eating them because...that's what a dumb dragon would do I guess?
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>>221823807
I dont like it. the principle of the audience liking it has been violated
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>>221834808
>I kinda need to see it

they don't show anything
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>i don’t like your movie because you casted the actor i DONT LIKE!
Lmaoo
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>>221824859
Are you saying the best way to experience The Odyssey (2026) is through IMAX™?
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>>221823704
>sparks everywhere
what is this, a power rangers movie?
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>>221833681
I know you loved it. Looked straight out of Bollywood
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>>221823704
Of course french were the one who pirated it kek.
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>>221834450
With good reason. 'Priority Entrance' (2026) is one of the best flicks ever made.
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Getting real Metropolis vibes from this movie
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>>221824816
Clash of the Titans and Wrath of the Titans had better special effects from 2010 and 2012. There's no weight or impact to any of the movement and action.
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>>221824816
>she right above me, isn't she?
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>>221823807
put the jam on jamboy. no breaks this time
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>>221824859
put the jam on, jamboy
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>>221834788
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>>221830164
I CAN BREAK THESE BRANCHES
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>>221833681
put the jam on jamboy. no breaks
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>>221830164
>If you're not careful and you noclip through the wrong tree, you'll end up in the Backwoods
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>>221834838
Kys and watch the movie before talking out of your ass. The whirlpool isn't removed at all. Odysseus had to make a tough choice about sacrificing a few of his men to make it through the monster in this re-telling of the story.
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>>221835280
Why does agamemnon have pristine armour after 10 years of war?
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>>221832628
the gods aren't real but the monsters are?
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>>221823704
It's absolute insane how cheap this shit looks. It's like a budget adventure movie from the early 90s.
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>>221834535
put the jam on jamboy. no breaks for shilling this time
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>out of context
How to spot a redditor across the street
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>>221835280
Bottom looks like a fat guy doing a bad cosplay. The point of the costume is that Aggy is styling on everybody. He is literally aura-farming during the gate rushing scene and in Hades.
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>>221830164
> mfw the plot armor can't hold me anymore
> oh shit I could definitely fit through those trees
> but Nolan says no more screen time
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>>221835645
The trailer had it looking like a straight up student movie. A bad one. There are star wars/batman YouTube fan short films that dumpster this garbage
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>>221834409
No. He's in the inner circle and this is just a giant litmus test to gauge how retarded the goy are before the next step of the plan can proceed
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>>221835688
Some larpers in costumes don't make a good movie. It was filmed entirely on location with real film stock. The sets are gorgeous and the weapons look cool
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>>221835748
No they don't. The helmets look like something youd get at sprit Halloween and all the indoor sets are intentionally dark and murky so you can't see how cheap everything is
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>>221835677
was a mistake to use the cross eyed slapstick face guy during a supposedly tense "we're fucked" moment
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>>221835782
That's just untrue. Go watch the movie yourself instead of relying on compressed cam-rips. Pretty much all indoor scenes are light by fire or lamps. There is always enough light to clearly see whats going on.
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>>221824859
A bonerattling spinechilling masterpiece, bravo mr Nolan. +100 Izzat sir
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>>221835632
Becuase a king has guys who clean it for him?
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>>221823820
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>>221827946
and Circe herself, who is described as a goddess in Homer's Odyssey, seems to be demoted to just some ugly cat mom feminist, with zero solar traits, and defeated in a fucking random way.
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>>221836068
I'm going off what I saw in the 4k trailer and it looked so dogshit I'm not spending any money on it
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only americans would made Athena an ogre.
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>>221825927
Stfu chud
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>>221835280
Marvelslop vs kino
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>>221823704
lmao is this supposed to be some impressive shot? Nolan is a fucking retard has he gone senile. This is something a fucking down syndrome could come up with

>we see her about to get decapitated
>it cuts to the statue getting decapitated instead
lmao wow so unique...
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>>221823807
It looks fucking garbage and is a pathetic attempt at "le cool" shot. Its cliche as fuck. Now go get a job you fat bald freak
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>>221836460
It's especially odd when you consider that the film is already rated R. Also, the statue should have been painted.
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>>221823846
>>221829364
>>221823893
This is going to be the next retard-bandwagon. Also, because you need to have it spelled out to you; you're the retards.
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>>221823704
why didnt Spider-man change into his costume and save her????
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>>221823704
BRAVO NOLAN

>>>/wsg/6197228
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>>221836565
>The crazy war veteran who spent twenty years fighting destroys the weak men creating hard times
Kino
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>>221823704
>a cut within a cut
METAKINO
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>>221823704
more bc bored

>>>/wsg/6197200
>>>/wsg/6197309
>>>/wsg/6196814
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>>221828247
well i guess a lot of people just have to learn the hard way about paying to go see a Nolan movie
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>>221832628
Lu Bu at the Dong Huo gate.
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What??
Athena was on the greek side for the whole ilyad and acted like a total annoying and petty fucking bitch
What does this even mean
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>>221836731
atom bomb
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>>221836671
The black chick is one thing but Damon is even worse. What a shitty actor.
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>>221823988
Yea, what's a negro latina mulatta doing in Troy? That makes no sense. Africans hadn't bred with Amerindians yet. Would've been more realistic if she was coal black like Helen.
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>>221836790
Yea, he was really mailing it in and sounded bored the entire movie. Even at intense points he's mostly chilling. He's completely incapable of elevating a film like someone like Leonardo DiCaprio can. Matt Damon always plays Matt Damon.
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>>221836790
The black chick is actually good at acting. But yeah, matt damon never really felt like odysseus
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>>221824859
IMAX™ 70™mm™. The true cinematic experience.
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>>221828987
>I could feel the vibrations shaking in my chest
even a $100 subwoofer can do that
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>>221834153
Scylla isnt a hydra. You may as well call the Hydra a scylla. Neither are a species they're unique monsters. Scylla is winged while the Hydra is not and Scylla's heads arent described as being able to regenerate as the Hydra distinctly does. They're multi-headed but so are many monsters in Greek myth.
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>>221823704
>NO DONT CUT MY HEAD OFF, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
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>>221824816
>characters can't notice a giant tentaculed Loch Ness monster being right next to them extended 200 feet in the air
>...because it's off screen
B
R
A
V
NOLAN
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>>221823807
It looks like shit and your a Jew. Pretty straight forward
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>>221835601
KEK
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>>221833652
I mean come on that’s a really glaring issue in editing. They couldn’t even find real fucking trees? In a “practical effects are everything” Nolan movie?
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>>221834340
There’s clearly a tree in the picture idiot
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>>221832628
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
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>>221838341
They shoulda just given him da tree fiddy.
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>>221823704
The NBC miniseries was way more tasteful. His wife gets all the women to stay in a room and warns them not to leave, then the whore breaks away when she here's the screams of her chad, only to die in his arms when Odysseus throws a spear through the chad's back.
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>>221834666
This is so much better lmfao. Nolan really is a hack.
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>>221834666
This shot really captures how ugly and unpleasant damon's face is
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>>221834666
did the greeks actually kill young priestesses?
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>>221830164
i haven't seen the movie. surely this is intentional. i refuse to believe they wouldn't notice a guy clipping through a CGI tree.
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>>221823828
>I don't understand why this would be in the movie since Athena wasn't on the side of the Trojans.

The Greeks being stupid and violent and going way too far in the sack of Troy and pissing off the gods including Athena is part of the original story. Although it was mainly Ajax the Lesser.

>After the taking of Troy, Ajax rushed into the temple of Athena, where Cassandra had taken refuge, and he raped Cassandra inside the temple. Odysseus called for Ajax's death by stoning for this crime, but Ajax saved himself by claiming innocence with an oath to Athena, clutching her statue in supplication.
>Since Ajax dragged the supplicant from her temple, Athena had cause to be indignant. According to the Bibliotheca, no one was aware that Ajax had raped Cassandra until Calchas, the Greek seer, warned the Greeks that Athena was furious at the treatment of her priestess and she would destroy the Greek ships if they did not kill him immediately. Despite this, Ajax managed to hide at the altar of a deity where the Greeks, fearing divine retribution should they kill him and destroy the altar, allowed him to live. When the Greeks left without killing Ajax, despite their sacrifices, Athena became so angry that she persuaded Zeus to send a storm that sank many of their ships.
>As Ajax was returning from Troy, Athena hit his ship with a thunderbolt and the vessel was wrecked on the Whirling Rocks (Γυραὶ πέτραι). But he escaped with some of his men, managing to cling onto a rock through the assistance of Poseidon. He would have been saved in spite of Athena, but he then audaciously declared that he would escape the dangers of the sea in defiance of the immortals. Offended by this presumption, Poseidon split the rock with his trident and Ajax was swallowed up by the sea.
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>>221823793
Jesus wept, anon.
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>>221839950
You forgot Achilles's son beating priam to death with hector's infant son.
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>>221839950
>The Greeks being stupid
>Ajax
Literally everything you posted is about this guy though. not "the greeks" as a whole.
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>>221840382
Like >>221840304 said, I skipped over Neoptolemos being a psycho, murdering Priam, and throwing Hector's son off of the walls of the city. Although it's not clear if the gods gave a shit about that.
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>>221839950
How will Athena punish Nolan?
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>>221840584
She will take away all of his talent.
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>>221823704
Why did they kill her? The whole point of sacking cities back then was to carry off the young women as sex slaves. That's what they do in the poems.
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>>221840434
>Like >>221840304 said
that doesn't mean anything. the sins certain characters commit are their own. not some communal Vietnam type war crime. i don't understand the angle nolan is going for.
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>>221840728
>Why did they kill her?
nolans headcanon because "war bad"
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>>221840728
They carey off the fuckable young women, dummy
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>>221838658
anon... reality exists beyond what's immediately visible
I think most people realize that around the age of 3
even with your skin colour you should have known that by 8
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>>221839950
Is that in the Odyssey or some random fanfic?
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>>221823807
its called the editing principle of not looking like shit
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>>221827902
depends if they used iron swords. if they are bronze then no.
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>>221840885
I'd shag Zendaya. She's not *that* bad anon.
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>>221841356
Do you think Iliad and Odyssey aren’t fanfics?
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>>221841889
No? They are the original stories that we're talking about. There are plenty of versions of events outside of those two that are often brought up, but in reality only come from the Aeneid or some other story written hundreds of years later, hence my question. What is that Ajax story from?
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>>221823704
Wow that's symbolic. Like when they chop off the statue's head, that means that they probably chopped of the girls head 2.
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>>221842053
nolan is 2deep4me
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>>221832628
wow that looks horrible
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>>221834666
See, even Satan knows how to edit
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>>221841980
There was 400 years separating the Trojan war and «Homer». They weren’t original stories by that time.
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>>221836721
Do not pursue
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>>221823704
why would you put your hands right where the blade is chopping?
if she moves suddenly or your buddy has bad aim then you're seriously fucked
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>>221823704
where's the rape? AJAX is supposed to rape the King Priam's daughter?
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>>221841356
Ajax's death is from the Odyssey. His various crimes are from other works, but grabbing and abusing Cassandra goes back at least to Euripides.
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>>221834838
based classical degree poster.
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>>221824816
>>221834830
the choice of mouth and body design is pretty weird. if they spent an ounce of money on training pajeets in claymation over cgi this might look better.
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someone share the link for the whole thing please
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>>221840760
It isn't Nolan's angle, its Homer's. Don't blame Nolan for the plot he adapted, blame him for the debacles he did inflict
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>>221842816
fmhy.net
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>>221823704
>Odysseus realizing they wiped out a White Civilization over an ugly Black Woman and he must forever live with the guilt
BRAVO NOLAN!
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>>221823893
So, Greek soldiers knowingly decapitate a priestess to one of their own goddesses? She could be Casandra (Hector's sister) that's in the Aeneid at least.
It shouldn't be depicted as a medieval sacking during the Crusades, these people had a shared culture.
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>>221842961
>child smells first indian and runs away screaming
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>>221842961
Imagine back in the days when you could just sail around the shores of africa, capture black women and make them your concubines.
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>>221843042
This is what they took from you
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>>221839950
Casandra was a priestess to Apollo. But more importantly she was the sister of Hector and Paris and can't be seen as innocent.
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>>221839950
>Ajax
>Yeah I raped her! And I'll do it again you bitch ass Goddess!
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>>221842313
They were original stories though. They may have been based on previous stories, but the ones we are discussing, the only ones we know, the ones that became a vital influence on the development of culture in Greece and later Europe, ARE the originals.
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>>221823704
The one thing I'd actually want to see and he cuts it? What a retard.
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Like they wouldn't make her a concubine.
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>>221824859
>he boughted
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>>221844090
>they were based on previous stories
Also known as fanfic. I don’t deny the Iliads influence.
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>>221823704
>>221824240
Do people seriously watch films in this garbage quality rather than go to the cinema or just wait for a decent rip?
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>>221846732
I listen to camp rips at 3x speed while working as a gay sex worker in downtown LA.
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>>221823807
>Genuinely curious
faggot. Implying you know the fundamentals of editing and asking anon to explain them essentially to try and gotcha. Anyone with a small amount of brain power can see it's edited poorly.
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>>221837451
something about american worship
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>>221829314
>How can you kill a god? What grand and intoxicating innocence
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tired of this monkey
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>>221843002
>The Odyssey allows saars, asians, and africans to pretend that they were part of one of the greatest ancient civilizations known to man

BRAVO NOLAN!!!



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