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Christopher Nolan is literally DMCAing memes that make fun of The Odyssey. This is actually unprecedented
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As he should, everyone should see the latest movie by genious film maker Christopher Nolan. His dark wokeslop comedy rendition of the all time classic The Odyssey is a 10 out of 10, even by those who haven't seen it. All movie afficionados around the globe are having a collective blast waiting to get to see this masterpiece themselves this weekend on their local IMAX certified theatre.
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There's something much bigger at play here. The most comically over the top shill campaign ever seen, with marketers sat here 24/7 just waiting to reply to any negativity with obviously out of place language.
The ridiculous string of perfect scores, despite it being a film with countless examples of clumsy dialogue, ugly shots, dull action.
Now this? Someone much bigger than Universal Pictures is pushing the mother of all psyops here. This is the test of how flagrant and how big a lie they can get away with forcing upon the public.
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Damn Blaha really moved on up from his days as a spec ops raider.
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This movie is peak culture war slop because several choices were clearly made as a political statement disavowing the people who most wanted it to be good.
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>>221824310
>There's something much bigger at play here.
This
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>>221824362
I like this. If these memes are all that's remembered about this movie Nolan has done his job.
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>>221824310
Now you know what learned in business school. There is no such thing as a neutral "reviewer" they are all employed by the advertising business.
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They bought out the critics once again.

>”Is the cyclops historically accurate?”
Retarded ones too
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>>221824183
>unprecedented
things have always been this bad.
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>>221824798
Rotten tomatoes scores mean nothing anymore. Critics give positive reviews to obvious derivative Oscar bait trash, and audience scores are reviewbombed by bad faith political actors with ulterior motives.
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What are the odds this flops?
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>>221824987
Fairly low, actually.
It's not that the movie is bad, it's that normies really are that dumb.
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>>221824310
This is hollywood's big stand for dei. The biggest director with an epic story, but with a ridiculous dei cast film. They are doing everything they can to manufacture positive opinion on this turd.
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>>221824987
high, the second week drop off after word of mouth gets out will be huge
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If a movie about a black Chinese emperor did good at the box office and with the critics, it still wouldn’t be okay. It still wouldn’t make a black Chinese emperor okay.

Apparently all it takes is a consensus to inform people how to think.
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>>221824362
>>221824476
>>221824877
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>>221825190
>Apparently all it takes is a consensus to inform people how to think.
and there's two consensuses in the US zeitgeist to consider, "yours" and "theirs", D and R, and how the opposing one feels is supposed to inform your own opinion as well, contrarianistly
and since covid they've been getting switched around and crossed over and side flipped illogically rapid-fire all over the place
like they want to confuse the shit out of people and make it all about said sides and no longer about any logics that used to exist within either at all

>if [person I hate] [hates] [THING] then [THING] = based
>if [person I hate] [likes] [THING] then [THING] = cringe
this NPC equation rules us now
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>>221824183
Pathetically desperate. All they had to do was make a good movie and they simply refused.
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When's the Armond White review?
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>>221824362
Im chuckling man but with a bit of an edge if you know what I mean
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>>221825622
This. None of the other reviews matter.
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>>221824877
lmao
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>>221824987
its going to be mediocre in the box office and probably get a bunch of oscars due to DEI shit
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>>221824183
Based Nolan, rightoids deserve no goodwill.
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>>221825815
>t. seething over a media curated phantom
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The entire film mafia- uh I mean "industry" is riding on the success of this. And that includes CRITICS. If the mafia falls, guess who'll be out of a job? EVERYONE. They'll have to go seek work in factories, or offices.

That's why the memes need to keep being pushed. Here, as well as every single social media outlet. The film mafia MUST fall.
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>>221825691
>>221825622
He'll be done in two weeks after he wrote at least 10 comparisons to Snyder and read what the general consensus is to write the exact opposite. He's the worst critic of all time.
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>>221824310
>>221825877
>Nolan is paying critics
>Nolan is paying audience
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>>221825904
YES.
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>>221825904
Nolan's just a fingerpuppet, you pinhead. Come back when you finish high school.
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One of Odysseus’s men is Chinese lol
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>>221825190
>NOOOO CRITICS ARE MANUFACTURING CONSENSUS
Except all Nolan movies had good reviews from critics and audience.
It must be really painful for retards to admit they are wrong. Imagine that, years of emotional investment threw in the trash.
>>221825610
They did, you guys are desperate because the movie will be successful.
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>>221825610
It would be easier if rightoids admited they are racist.
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>>221826112
Um. Anyone who knows about history, physics and basic logic knows that all of Nolan’s previous films are overrated slop.

1. That’s not how black holes work
2. Einstein didn’t lose to Bohr
3. Helen isn’t black
4. Batman is overly dramatic when you rewatch it
5. He doesn’t know how mirrors work

Nolan is a fart huffer
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>>221824877
Checked with "Please comply"
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>>221826112
every review is copy/pasted glazing that can be refuted by the actual movie scenes we have access to
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> Batman is overly dramatic when you rewatch it
This tbqh
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>>221825949
>post a pic of a guy who killed himself
Chuds when Odyssey hits a billion.
>>221826179
It's over for Nolan.
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>>221826222
Brenton Tarrant is still alive.
>Chud
The irony of you talking about suicide when trannies have the highest rate of it in the world, is VERY funny.
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>>221826222
Well, anon… something can be immensely popular and still be wrong, like Back to the Future, as that’s not how fine travel works.

Is this your first time parsing basic logic? If Odyssey is a good movie in all other aspects, then I’m fine with that. I don’t hate Nolan but I find him disingenuous at times. Pretentious.
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>>221826112
70% is not a good review, and I highly doubt The Odyssey is significantly better than Tenet
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>>221826267
>fine
time*
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>>221825904
Chuds on suicide watch
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I can enjoy a movie and still point out its flaws.

But when someone accuses me of racism simply because I know how biology works, you know something is wrong.
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>>221824183
Remember when they were doing that right here on 4chan for the last of us 2
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>>221824183
That's why you make your own line-drawing Helenjaks in Paint.



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