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MANNIS EDITION

>>221824513
DARKSTAR edition you mean

it's been 5 days since our last rape
greenbros.. we holdin up okay..?

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>Your Grace... it is regarding Rhaenyra. She was recently spotted at some sort of... frontier market outside the walls of Springfield. My scouts tell me it's known as a "Feed and Seed", owned by a proprietor known as "Sneed."
>What queer names these Springfieldians have! But Otto, I do not see the-
>That's not all, Your Grace. Apparently this shop changed hands quite recently, shortly after your daughter had her... shall we say... dalliance. I am sorry to admit that it was formerly owned by a sordid sort... named Chuck.
>...Chuck's Feed and Seed? Speak plainly, Otto.

>>221824547
I'm basically becoming a frenzied wild animal.
I NEED to do some raping NOW

>>221824566
>your grace... must I sneed it..

>>221824566
ENOUGH
Speak it plain, city slicker.

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>EH BLEEBLEEEEEEE SDEEEMEEENEEE SEE DEEEE MEEE RHEENYYYRA
yes yes, thank you my low int NPC companion that i modded to be extra retarded in this campaign for my amusement.

What did preston think of the episode?

>>221824513
I watched GoT for the first time like a year ago, expecting basically nothing other than knowing the Red Wedding was coming at some point
>was actually shocked at ned dying
>loved the fencing trainer and wish he killed all those faggots and escaped
>skipped through 90% of daeny's scenes because they were all so dogshit
>>daen shows up, immediately has 5000 people kneeling to her in tandem
>didn't like john that much
>was glad when the retarded mother died after letting circe's brother go free
>dragons are bullshit
>white walkers in general were a boring bullshit mech since they're basically invincible and can only die in some witch king esque gimmick way
>the Hound was the most based nigga in the show
anyway, FUCK pedro pascal and his shitty inigo montoya ripoff

>>221824541
>Me on the upper left.

>>221824638
Oberyn was cool, you only hate the character because you already hate Pedro

>>221824638
Based latefag

Ser Criston Cole has posted.

>>221824638
>skipped through 90% of daeny's scenes
Nothing of value was lost

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>NOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PLEASE, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK MAN I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT

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>>221824513

The entire storyline of the Dornish somehow defeating the Targaryens for hundreds of years is complete nonsense.

>>221824657
his whole character was just talking about what a based cock loving bisexual faggot he was, he sucked. it was hilarious when the fat retard gouged his eyes out.

>>221824685
Bah, Kingcucker.

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>>221824685
relics of a bygone reign

>>221824624
It's funny how they made her pro-smallfolk rights.

gamme of thrones media desperately needs court jesters

>>221824513
The bickering greens against evil queen Rhaenyra is actually a pretty good show. They should just drop the valerons, the dragonseeds, and focus on that conflict.

They've dropped whole plot lines and characters before so we know it can be done

>>221824624
Mad to think that she survived the dance and became the canonical ancestor of the sand snakes after going into exile in the city of the land of the prince of the city of Dorne.

>>221824743
she's not going to get whipped and torn apart by the smallfolk is she

she's going to become the shepherd isn't she

>>221824758
But she died

>>221824747
They cut mushroom because fuck having some levity, we can only have rape

>>221824780
I think the High Septon is gunna become the Shepherd

>>221824709
the Dornish just plain cheat, they hide out in the desert til any occupying force gets sick of the heat and leaves, or they win by treachery.
The one time they won legit was purely luck, with them nailing a 1 in a thousand shot on a full grown dragon and they never shut up about it.

>>221824780
I remember a leak said she would get mad at rhaenyra and join larys spreading misinformation and if that's real they are not going to whip her ass.

alright mysaria's actress, this is your line
>Only the Mother's mercy can save you, but you drove your Mother from this city with your pride and lust and avarice. Now it is the Stranger who comes. On a dark horse with burning eyes he comes, a scourge of fire in his hand to cleanse this pit of sins of demons and all who bow before them. Listen! Can you hear the sound of burning hooves? He comes! He comes !!

>mysaria: AH BLEE LBLEL BLEEEE BLEEEEEEEEE!!! BU BU BU BU!!!!!!!! WRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
very good, very good. beautiful yet sould rending interpretation.

get in the cuck corner Mysaria. You can watch RhaeRhae and Alicent.

>>221824797
was he a jester or just a funnyguy4u who merely jested on occasion

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>>221824834
He was quite literally the fool of the court

>>221824886
dang cool. yeah we missed out
guess i should just read the books

>>221824923
Listen to the audiobook read by Simon Vance it's kino

>>221824886
Everytime I see this art of him I just think George really wanted him to be played the by the midge from Jackass.

>>221824709
>His name take more space on the cover than the actual title of the book
>One of the R in his name is made up, likely to mimic Tolkien
>Fat, pervy, 25% jewish
He's never going to finish the books. He can't handle the criticism.

>>221824933
might do that thanks

>>221824948
Fookin weeman

>>221824722
>You can't even ponder your orbs anymore
Fucking wamen ruining everything!

acting skills aside Mysaria is the hottest woman on the show currently
followed by Jeyne Arryn and Alicent then Heleana then Alys then they/them

>>221825037
Alys is ugly as sin

>>221824758
She ended naked and whipped to death in the streets of KL, like a dog, which is a fitting ending for her.

>>221825037
fake daeron mog them all

>>221825076
Based

>>221825065
yeah you know what looking at pics of the actress outside the show I gotta put Rhaenyra above her

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>>221824948
at least the artist was clearly thinking of Wee Man

god I need a gf to dress up in cute HotD outfits

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>>221825037
what about the Velaryon women?

getting by gf to dress as fake daeron

>>221825037
i bet you think the creatura from HBO's TLOU is hot

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>Put on the dress
>I'm not sure it's my sty
>*pulls out gun*
>Put on the dress.

>>221825037
This nigga gay as fuck

>>221825277
Who do you thinks the hottest then?

>>221825261
Made for me and the boys to ravage when we sack the city

>>221825321
Alicent

>>221825321
Haelena

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what is this fat hack's problem

For me it's Madam Sylvie. Take the Aemondpill.

>>221825321
Jeyne

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>Alicent

>>221825406
>And the victory of the blacks
Bros... Our cope....
No but really fat fuck hate the greens

>>221825461
mfw every time shes on screen

>>221825406
>impaled on the spikes of the dry moat below
>lived for a half an hour in agony
https://youtu.be/bdhAzIVC9iw?t=78

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Rape!

>>221824513
Why is the whaler looking like a targ here?
Isn't everyone from that shithole a hairy, smelly mystery meat?

>>221825461
>>221825154

Already discussed. See >>221678119

>>221825563
Very rapeable indeed

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TAOOBA

>>221825563
>woman writer with rape fetish shoves it into every episode

kinda based ngl

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>>221825406

As far as anyone can tell the only reasons he did this is timeline autism to make the birth of Aegon III's kids line up with the rest of the chronology and so the Blackfyre Rebellions aren't just "the Green branch of the family is chimping out AGAIN" x6 and are their own separate conflict.

Personally I always thought ACKing Jaehaera was yet another instance of Gurm being over the top macabre to the point of absurdity (the most common being random disfigurements) and ruins the "what the fuck was the point of all this" futility of the Dance by having it resolved with a joint marriage alliance they could have done at any time where both bloodlines win out. Rhaenyra and Daemon's line of the family carrying on the royal line while Alicent's is extinguished is a pretty definitive Black win.

>>221824638
>loved the fencing trainer and wish he killed all those faggots and escaped

>he doesn't know
syrio is alive, escaped to the black cells and swapped faces with "jaqen". He's behind 7 face proxies

poppa bear?

Gwin Ashford and Haelena's pregnant milkers

>>221825418
Aemond is Witchpilled now.

Tyrion being a secret Targaryen is actually the most stupid fan theory I have ever encountered.

>>221826576
Mostly shitposting

>>221826576
>What if [character I like] could tame a dragon!?!?!?!
This is the core of this theory, narratively its shit and pointless, it's just this.

>>221825037
>Mysaria
>When young Alicent exists

>>221826576
lmao, wait till you get to the ''tyrion is a timetraveling fetus''

>>221827217
I was going to clarify her as the overall #1 but I was just speaking to current characters
I'd put Monke ahead of Heleana too

>>221826576
I say.
In this house we respect the Tyrion the heteropaternal superfecundation-baby theory.

>>221824785
>>221825075
Nah bruv.
The bad posseh sprang from those loins. It is known, they all look vaguely ethnic and both speak and act in a stupid manner.

Tyrion was last seen a horse.

>>221827340
dont fucking start

>>221827334
No.

>>221827363
Just imagine that I continually reply to you and insist on it being the case until you give up on caring.

>>221827426
No.

>>221825154
The star of the west...

>>221824886
They couldn't get another midge actor because of (((Dinklage)))

>>221827694
They got a midge actor for the rhaenyra wedding episode back in s1

>>221827694
He had to pull the stepladder up after him.

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my sisterwife on the street of silk

>>221824624
Is she from Yi Ti?

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>>221824513
>in this week's episode, evil and shitty WHITE MEN are ruining the Westeros (again)

>>221828055
Why do people think he was acting out-of-character in his last appearances?

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RAPE CORRECTION FOR SHITTY ARROGANT MONKE!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Mayhaps a dance for a Gold Dragon, your grace?

>>221825563
far east genes mixed and grilled, jewish name, german surname; american "nationality" one that has no language of its own or anything of its own...or even an proper name, as the are united-statesians that due to having no name call themselves by the continent name,

>>221829313
Dio mio....

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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

>>221829369
so the book fire and blood writes that larys had a foot fetish and traded favors with alicent the queen by having her show her feet show he could mastrubate to them?

wow those script writers sure are cancerous dog vomit that just happen to look like human beings

Gods season 3 is so fucking bad and I don't understand how people can praise this steaming pile of poop. The only cool things are the CGI dragons and thats it. Nothing else makes any fucking sense. Why wouldn't Daemon kill the whole Hightower army with his dragon??? Why would Alicent so openly betray her own family??? "You killed my father", that's it. No drama or anything, they killed Otto Hightower and nobody is upset???

>>221829416
>they killed Otto Hightower and nobody is upset???
R is not even upset the murderers of her son jace;
1)pirates
2)triarchy

Corlys goes to fight pirates that landed and she does not care, nor does she send all dragons to burn all the triarchy cities and pirates.

She did not even send all dragons to kill Aemond when he killed her other son.

And so many other things.

the show is a mountain pile of CRAP

>>221829416
>The only cool things are the CGI dragons and thats it.
indeed, and the ratcatcher doggie

>>221829504
And Ormund

>>221828209
monke is for kiss and cuddle

>>221829518
i like the armor, its not crap like the ones they gave daemon and aegon

>>221829416
>Otto Hightower and nobody is upset???
Larys got Otto killed; R does not tell alicent
Larys got Harwin killed; Alicent does not tell R

father for one and father of her children for the other

>>221829416
Larys managed to kill 2 hands of the king, the stron and the hightower

>>221824709
>complete nonsense.
yes, the targs could just burn down they food stores and few cities and the dornish would surrender.

no amount of hit and run and hiding would work if you have to place to return to when you leave the places you need to survive

POPPA BEAR!

>>221825037
>Mysaria is
has no boobs or ass, is not pretty face-wise, just a dried up ultra-skinny skeletal cunt and her voice sucks too

>>221824541
why did half of stannis' army leave him?

>>221829416
>they killed Otto Hightower and nobody is upset
he has a brother, not shown at all after this

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>>221830003
tempted by memories of renly's peach, the wanted a big bite and to let it's juice runs down their faces

>>221829416
>how people can praise this steaming pile of poop.
they are themselves shit so its a mirror

>>221829416
>Nothing else makes any fucking sense.
yes, but its degeneracy compliant and a propaganda asset of note, this is the only thing that matters to them

the ultra-ugly cunt said "i fed it sheep" when that was done only in the book and in the episodes the dragon eats them on their own and ITS THE DRAGONS THAT FEEDS HER SHEEP OR ANY FOOD AT ALL

so the dragon owns the cunt

>>221824513
when can we nuke USA and be done with this crap. And all their "mirrors" on the planet.

every city, every town, even villages

nuke them all, and get rid of those out of their pseudo-country with conventional means

UNITED-STATEIANS

>>221830143
America is the most powerful country in the world, bitch.

>>221829285
such a disgusting freak

>>221830192
>America is the most powerful country in the world, bitch.
not an actual country, now or in the past in the future
not the most powerful (more delusions you have vomitoids)
its called usa
owned by another country that is minuscule
does not have its own language
does not a proper ethnonym
most degenerate shithole on the planet

you are just retard slave products with delusional concepts about everything, owned and branded

99,9% of everything coming out of usa is absolute evil

>>221829416
>Why wouldn't Daemon kill the whole Hightower army with his dragon???
same reason why the germans didn't just kill all the french or british armies in ww2 even though they had ample opportunity

>>221830143
based
>>221830192
you mean, (((their suzerains))) are

>>221830288
Nihao

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He comes....

>>221830507
What was going through this boy's mind at that moment?

>>221824801
>the Dornish just plain cheat, they hide out in the desert
and die from dehydration and starvation and heatstroke

how many oasis could exist with water sources under rock formations?

dragons can fly

>>221829822
>no amount of hit and run and hiding would work if you have to place to return to when you leave the places you need to survive
why didnt americans just do this in vietnam/afghanistan/iraq

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>>221830541
Blood for the Blood God!

>>221824638
why the fuck would you skip most of dany's scenes? shes the main character

>>221830608
>why didnt americans just do this in vietnam/afghanistan/iraq
/afghanistan/iraq;
because in the modern era soldiers get killed by snipers and shooters of all sorts from any distance and finding them all and killing them becomes impossible.

firearms made the difference, not just hiding in some mountain or desert terrain

/vietnam; victory was impossible due to the terrain (SE jungles) and it was used by Vietname commanders

>>221830608
NTA but unrestricted warfare for the purpose of obliterating civilizations is bad PR on the world stage, and grossly hypocritical in the lens of history.

>>221830608
Pussified aversion to wiping out entire civilizations. That guerilla shit didn't work against the Romans.

>>221830673
>That guerilla shit didn't work against the Romans.
yes it did kek

It worked against fucking Napoleon as well

>>221830661
>>221830672
>>221830673
but the americans did try it. they bombed north vietnam with nerve gas and more air dropped munitions than in ww2 combined. it didn't work with conventional munitions that are much more devastating than dragons and it wouldnt work in dorne because you cant destroy a bunch of dunes and sand favela.s

>>221830673
>t guerilla shit didn't work against the Romans.
Guerrilla warfare was highly effective against roman legions. Used by germans, pics, iberians and celtiberians.

>>221830752
>conventional munitions that are much more devastating than dragons and it wouldnt work in dorne because you cant destroy a bunch of dunes and sand favela.s
dragons burning cities and towns and food storage is like nuking almost every place where people live, is beyond any modern application of bombardmens etc because the medieval fantasy countries are quite easily erased from the map.

burning down all cities and living towns and villages is like getting a list of USA list of places by population and nuking all top 100 or something.

This is absolute doom.

>>221830752
>conventional munitions that are much more devastating than dragons
lmao

>>221830752
>but the americans did try it
That wasn't trying. Nuking Hanoi and daring the rest of the world to do something about it would be trying.

>>221830752
>are much more devastating than dragons
a dragon can erase a city even of 1 to 2 million with a few hours

this is like erasing new york and its metropolitan area in an instant as well as all settlements with population above 1 million for today standards and this means total annihilation. Not even buildings would remains.

A dragon burning down king's landing is like bombarding new york with so many nukes that everyone dies and everything is destroyed.

Everything, totally.

Dragpons are so powerful offensively against settlements in fantasy its like a downscaled Death Star that just erases a location instead of a planet. Takes few hours to burn it down but its over.

Dragonfire vs city is like tens of nukes at least against a city.

>>221830802
not really possible unless you had hundreds of dragons which aegon didnt have. they were mostly intimidation weapons same as flame weapons in ww2, and siege weapons, they significantly reduced the amount of time it took to break down a fort. what they are not very good at is area bombardment. to get a city turned into a furnace you need to create a firestom which requires engulfing the entire city, it also needs densely packed areas and medieval towns really arent this. dropping hundreds of thousands of phosphorous+HE cluster munitions on a city with 5k-10k houses it takes around an hour for a firestorm to develop. a few dragons cannot keep flying around for an hour until they run out of their biotic lighter fuel reserves and have to rest. so not only dragons incompatible with creating the devastation modern strategic bombing is capable of, they also cannot sustain it, and they also don't have the right kind of targets.
>a dragon can erase a city even of 1 to 2 million with a few hours
not really

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>99,9% of everything coming out of usa is absolute evil
What about Coca-Cola?

>>221824513
I wish Rhys ifans was still in the show

Was his quote too high? Don't tell me he was killed for story reasons

>>221830905
dorne has a small population and they even lie about how many they cna deploy and they do not have food production like the rest of westeros, they do not stand a chance

medieval cities could burn very easily and DRAGONFIRE from above means it can be erased from the map even with indirect small applications of it

>>221830869
>Nuking Hanoi and daring to rest of the world
You don't need to nuke cities to counter guerilla warfare, retard. And doing that would just make things worse overall.

>>221830905
>not really
Dany wiped out Kings Landing a city of 500K relatively quick. The Dragon doesn't have to burn each individual house, the fire is going to spread on it's own with each bombing run. In the chaos it's doubtful fire suppression maneuvers could be implemented

>>221830991
>After Rhaenyra and the blacks took King's Landing in 130 AC, Otto was the first to be beheaded as a traitor, just as he had predicted.
One of the few times the writers have stuck to the source material.

>>221830879
Anon, you are heavily overestimating GoT's dragons. Dany's kids can be easily killed with a few spear throws and giant bolts if you manage to outmaneuver them. The dragons are quite small too compared to Balerion and the other two.
>>221831014
>wiped out Kings Landing
No. Very damaged, yes, but there were still many people and buildings that were fine.

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>>221830905
>they were mostly intimidation weapons
no, they were decapitation weapons and city erasure weapons and weapons that could destroy cities, food storages, dams and everything that could sustain life

the vulnerability of medieval cities to fire cannot be overstated.

A single candle misplaced could burn down an entire city district.

Dragonfire is hello and goodye for any city.

>>221830991
>story reasons
maybe bit of both. there is a story but i would much rather call it a loose collection of scenes made to appeal to suburban women and PoC zoomers, his death served to give the audience a cathartic execution scene where rhaenyra dispenses some rigteous justice on a man whose moral ambiguity had all been torn from him and most of the fans probably don't remember him.
>>221831011
the point is, they would simply resist after they started burning their cities, because once you cross that line then you have nothing more to lose so your sole existence is to make your conqueror seethe about the fact they can't have their way, same as with vietnam and iraq.
>>221831014
>dani
TV show canon. her young baby dragons would not melt stone like that.

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Why is this guy so entertaining. His sole purpose is to annoy the Targshits, and he does it quite well. It’s so funny seeing him trigger Rhaenyra.

>>221824709
They only succeed because of geography and Arab levels of stubbornness. L

>>221831012
No one's talking about countering guerillas, the discussion is what constitutes actively working to eradicate an entire civilization. The ESL cites insufficient examples of modern "attempts", which were not attempts at all.

>>221831075
>the point is, they would simply resist after they started burning their cities,
they would break mentally since their entire kingdom would be erased. The psychological effect of having all major cities and towns destroyed would be even greater than collapsing the ALREADY MEAGER FOOD SUPPLY

>>221831071
eh, we dont really hear about terrible fires in medieval cities. the really rich cities would have been stone built, and sure you could burn down poor people and their living quarters which certainly did happen, but it wasnt a big deal.

>>221829822
Anon they’re not!Arabs. They regularly starve themselves and use their own children as living shields. Their fat old queen said she’d rather die than surrender.

Why did the Targs even bother conquering these insane freaks? I wouldn’t even want them.

>>221831127
They’d eat each other. And sand.

>>221831132
>eh, we dont really hear about terrible fires in medieval cities.
read some history

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>>221831100
I dont know anon but i agree he is funny to watch

>>221831127
anger is a stronger emotion than fear. resentment is stronger than concern.

and they would have other food supplies. hidden in caves or among mountains. even buried in sand. you could never simply "remove food" if national doctrine of a country was built around preserving their independence against an attacker whose first logical action is to burn the large cities and their granaries. you would never centralize your food storage.

>>221831100
If Rhaenyra humoured him even a little bit more, he probably wouldn’t have turned on her, too.

>>221831132
not DRAGON FIRE

The Great Fire of London (1666): Igniting in a bakery on Pudding Lane, the blaze destroyed 80% of the walled city, consumed 13,200 homes, and melted 87 parish churches including Old St. Paul's Cathedral.

The Fire of Moscow (1571): Following an attack by Crimean Tatars, fierce winds blew flames into the city, reportedly incinerating the capital in just six hours with massive casualties.

DRAGONFIRE IS INCOMPARABLE TO THESE, ITS GOODBYE CITY

>>221831182
Know what’s stronger than anger? Laughter. If it’s funny, you’ll laugh. This is why truly angry people get the giggles when they go mad/crazy.

>>221831182
they have not enough food in peace time and lie about their troop numbers and population

>>221831168
>I don’t know
You don’t know what? How based he is? He is beyond based. The average drunk would still act terrified around the queen. He doesn’t give one fuck.

>>221831229
>You don’t know what?
Why he is entertaining
I just like him

>>221831164
history is my 2nd biggest interest after gaming. fires just arent a big threat to cities. not certainly bigger than enemy armies, droughts, or long winters.
>>221831190
most westeros cities are either stone built or they are not cities but towns. and also you can expect a large angry army who has just won a battle and is horny and in desire of spoil to do just as much dmg as dragon fire to a city....

>>221831249
you have perception issues

Harranhal is too fucking big. There’s no way it wasn’t built using magic.

>>221831291
Slavery is magic.

All Ulf had to do was not act like a drunk fool

>>221831249
>history is my 2nd biggest interest after gaming.
Such a shame. That is even more of a boner killer to a foid than being a gamer.

bear poppa ...

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>>221831380
you have a dated mindset unc. gaming and being a nerd has been cool for at least a decade. especially if you are into anime, chicks dig that.

>>221831414
Anon it’s far larger than anything we’ve ever built.

>>221824638
>>didn't like john that much
jon snow is a whiny bitch with plot armor, and he's even more a crybaby in the books

>>221831190
Not medieval

Why are they making Alys a lot more witchy than she is?

dunk is poor man's knight's tale

>>221831798
Get up.

Jaime is the rich man's knight's tale

WHY ARE THEY SHOWING THE GREEN MEN.

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How do I get hair like that?

>>221831773
Witches are fun.

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>>221831856

Harrrenhal is stupid. Stop showing us visions of the Others.

Also why would Alys even be associated with the Green Men?

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>>221824513
>be a female advisor to the monarch
>one of your first ideas is to shift the blame onto a man
What did Hess and Condal mean by this?

>>221832444
Is this character a self-insert for the showrunner?

>>221832444
Is that what she was suggesting? I can't understand a word she says

>>221832444
>Da peepal
I get that she is in universe supposed to be from Yi Ti and is like a foreigner
But why pick that accent?
Could you not just do what Varys and Melisandre did and almost try and be a chameleon and try to fit in, she is like a spymistress right?

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>>221830507
No, no, no!

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Daeron's a good looking kid, very pretty, soft and supple, he has beautiful eyes and delicious looking lips, an aggressively seductive looking boy indeed, nice hips too

i like how they give the chinkjeet words and lines that are clearly too advanced for the els but it all comes from chatgpt and nobody cares as long as they get the chinkjeet off the stage after its done with its lines

>>221831291
>>221831414
It is certainly bigger than anything iron and river niggers are capable of constructing, even 300 years later.
Take the Riverlanders, for them it is revolutionary and bordering on sneaky magic to build a bridge across a river.
No, Harren the black must have had deep ones come out of the god's eye and build the castle by night.

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>>221832914
>those stupid pieces of shit thought they were soo much better than me with their fancy "traditonal hightower colouring"
>well, I'll show them swarthy mongrel
>"Daeron, boy, reapply your hair dye, your impure blood is showing"
>"and fetch my lady wife from Lyonel's bedchambers!"
What was his major malfunction?

>>221825065
She's sexy as sin on the show,

If gurm wasn't such a leftist faggot he could shitpost about the show here with us, but alas...

>>221826182
What is this about again? (I mean in relation to the show)

>>221833142
She has the face of implement of war.
Her bastard with Aemond is going to come out looking like a absolute polaxe of a person.
Frankly it makes the Whent hypothesis fall apart since people as fine-featured as Sansa and Catelyn could never descent from the mingling of two so superlatively odd looking people.

>>221822905
Yup, two islands. Read Fire & Blood. Being unable to conquer it all, having to continue to defend what is held, and then abandoning it while the enemy takes it is called losing. Not so much a cultural difference as it is reading the books lol.

Why did normies hate the High Sparrow despite him unironically being a man for the people?

>>221833310
religion or some shit

>>221828209
Why are zoomers attracted to androgynous baboon-faced girls like her and zendaya?

>>221831100
>Vermithor: Your rider is a fool
>Silverwing: He makes me laugh

>>221831100
He's literally me - a drunken retard who just keeps getting lucky, but everyone keeps shitting on him.

>>221831100
>I sent your request and you’re not allowed to go to pubs anymore
>o okay cool, btw everyone hates you
Ulf was insanely based in that scene

>>221829313
To be fair this is based, everyone know that when you hear "America" we're talking about the USA and not the continent.
This make the inhabitant of said continent seethe, but really, this is the same with India being called Asian lmao.
Nobody in their right mind think of a pajeet when you say "Asia", and that make them seethe.

>>221829069
utterly based

>>221833270
What are you even trying to say, you subliterate buffoon? Two islands? Try using complete sentences instead of spouting complete and utter non-sequiturs and expect the next of us to be able to follow your autistic train of thought via mind reading.
But I'm afraid that you've been hoodwinked by an editor again, wiki warrior. Not only does fire and blood not mention what I can only assume given your extremely limited ability to express yourself in writing, that Daemon's kingdom clung on on two islands. A number of islands is never even given in the heirs to the throne chapter your beloved wiki cites. P. 375 does mention that his kingdom was meager, but given that the stepstones are a collection of barren rocks with nothing of value beyond their geographic position no serious person can take this as a indication of the extent of his rule.
Must suck to be some kind of literary bottom feeder who cant even read book on his own.
This impasse could easily solve by you giving the page, but you won't, because the passage doesn't exist in the book you haven't read and seemingly never will read.
In case your handicap has prevented you from realizing it up until this point you are a idiot.

>>221833612
>What are you even trying to say
Sorry, ESL. I was responding to "does it now" since you hadn't read the book, and pointing out he failed to take two islands.
I know you're upset you were proven wrong, but the wiki also cites the books and proves you wrong. He left, he lost, so did you lol. Now cope and respond with no new information.

>>221833310
Normalfags see themselves as the enlightened nobles, so anyone trying to uplift smelly peasants are evil

>>221833310
Instead of a champion of the people he was portrayed as a religious zealot who does nothing except punish gay people. D&D unironically couldn't handle how based that man was in the book.

>>221833215
The Stark and Tully features balanced them out.

>>221833781
but aren't the democrats supposed to be for the people?

>>221824966
He called this history book the GRRMarillion, I think that says enough about his level of narcissism.

>>221831773
Americans love witches, men because they're hot, women because they're secret girl bosses that are smarter than men

>>221825643
You again.

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>>221833215
They are both cute will have an adorable dragon baby.

>>221833310
For the same reason they hate the High Septon from the previous episode, despite him stating fact about dragons and his concerns about the lack of Aegon's remain to make it official that he is dead (And he's on the money about that, btw, since we viewer are aware that Aegon isn't dead and Rae is lying about it).
The reason being: Religion that look like Christianity bad, and that's about it. If the septon was a turbo nigger and the seven muslim coded they would all praise him.

>>221830653
Kek. Absolutely not. Many chapters are awful too.

everyone's always said my posts were stupid

>>221833396
>zoomers
I'm 33, she's hot and breedable.

>>221824685
And what has Ser Criston Cole posted?

>>221834568
She looks like she has Down's Syndrome. I feel like I'm looking at a different character to everyone who finds her attractive.

Why doesn’t Ulf just conquer some random town with his dragon. Someplace no one cares about

>>221834821
she looks hot, like an old school american stacy id wank off to watching american pie

>>221824709
Why? Its literally just stolen from Dune.

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>>221833396
36 here. You are blind if you think there is anything androgynous about her at all.

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>>221825406
>She lived for a half hour in agony before her death.
This fat fuck is sick in the head. What's the point of including this? I bet he wouldn't write shit like this if he has children of his own.

Just found out that Fire and Blood isn't finished nor is the Dunk and Egg series. Has this guy finished anything

>>221835256
Shouldn't have usurped kid

>>221835362
Dunk and egg was finished until recently when he said he wanted to write more of them probably because the show was very popular

>>221835396
Well he better get on it otherwise HBO will run out of books again.

>>221835434
Too busy fucking around

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>>221835256

>>221835256
>I bet he wouldn't write shit like this if he has children of his own.
Love is the death of duty

>>221835463
Doing literally what. Hes not even involved with the shows now after they pissed him off.

>>221835506
Cucking his fans

>>221835478
>Son of Raymond Collins
>and Margaret Brady Martin
>George R. R. Martin
>Took the name of his mother instead of his father, in a supposedly catholic family, in 1948.
Is he a bastard? That would explain a lot.

>>221833441
And then she fucking cries again and sends the gestapo to make up some culprits so she feels a lil better

>>221835569
His dad was a deadbeat.

>>221835569
If the father didn't recognize him in that time period, it's likely that the mother was a hoe and the father had high suspicion that the kid wasn't his.

>>221824624

They hollowed her out in season 2 and turned her into a puppet for the writer to more artificially influence the story. Her character was annihilated and then it started to spread. People who do scenes with her cant act in character or it would interfere with what the writer is trying to force. And its spreads out from there.

The show is fucked and this is patient zero.

>>221824624
Is there a real life equivalent to GRRM's gooner fantasies of the city of Lys?

I hope Theon survives

>>221825893
He used to have so much aura

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Just 2 cup sizes larger and no civil war. The equation of life is so simple yet impossible at the same time.

>>221836126
What's the deal with people and being attracted to giant everything? Giant boobs, giant ass, giant women...this is ridiculous.

>>221826576
Evidence of Targaryen Tyrion;
>Tywin says he is not his son
>Aerys was into Joanna
>Tywin became furious at Aerys and abruptly left his position as hand
>Tyrion has dragon dreams
>Tyrion’s “black eye” may actually be dark purple
>Tyrion being the son of Aerys would mean that both he and his best friend Jaime killed each others fathers which just sounds like something George would do
Alternatively it’s the other way around and Tyrion and Jaime both killed their own fathers.

>>221836217
Then why wouldn’t Tywin just have him killed?

>>221836203
AI coomer shit is mostly awful because it’s embraced heavily by people with weird fetishes that they can’t get enough of with real content

>>221836241
Perhaps he thought a lifetime of humiliation was a better revenge against Aerys

>>221836241
Doesn't want to publicly admit his wife cucked him, his father did that and Tywin's whole life is built around "I'm not like my dad"

>>221834538
then why do most show fans consider her to be the MC?

>>221836502
Because show fans are retarded cattle, isn't that obvious?

>>221836126
>Just 2
You mean like 10 those are z cups.

Where is jaehaera? Is she safe?

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>>221828209
>all Targaryen characters have blond hair and dark eyebrows
>because D&D were too stupid to dye the actors eyebrows...

>>221836462
Nigga it would have been rape, that Aerys often tried to jump on Joanna was well known, but she loved Tywin

Even so, when he was a baby it would have been VERY easy to just have him die "of illness" as he was deformed, the theory simply makes no sense, and it also destroys all the themes being Tywin denying him his heritage when Tyrion "is tywin writ small"

>>221836861
>because D&D were too stupid to dye the actors eyebrows
early seasons dany had silverish eyebrows, it change during s4

>>221829416
>Gods season 3 is so fucking bad and I don't understand how people can praise this steaming pile of poop.

It's truly amazing that HBO managed to hire showrunners who are somehow MORE incompetent and talentless than D&D.

>No leaks yet

>>221836955
the whole season was leaked months ago

I find it funny that Alicent is mad about Rahenyra killing Otto, but not about blood and cheese, when Otto was basically a combatant

>>221837004
The ratcatchers

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>>221834655
>And what has Ser Criston Cole posted?

>>221837004
Ormund doesn't seem to remember his nuncle Otto either

>>221836936
D&D were good at adapting book material but were shit at writing their own stuff.

>>221836972
Does anything interesting happen

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>>221836861
>>221836923

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Riverscum about to get VIETCONG'D

For me it's Waymar Royce

>>221837174
Not really, all the good shit happens offscreen like fishfeed or next season like gods eyes and the riots. I guess butchers ball might be cool but they cut most of the fighting to save money.

>>221837054
This was rape by the way

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>>221832914
Cute and canon.

>>221837229
He enjoyed it. Can't be rape.

>rhaena fans on twitter shit talking Helaena because she doesn’t do anything but die

>>221837282
yeah that's pretty shitty especially when you have one of the biggest dragons

>>221836675
My OC catches Jaehaera.

>>221837176
yes, silverish, on other pic you can see the makeup

>>221837274
>he enjoyed it so much he wanted to die

>>221837343
Yes he enjoyed the sex so much he wanted to elope with rhaenyra but the rejection and the death of his honor? Not so much.

>>221829414
Imagine being triggered by feet in 2026.

>>221837296
What hair colour does your OC have?

>>221835167
Explain her cock in my mouth.

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Do they have a law school in Westeros?

>>221837056
Daemon straight up told him to his face that they killed Otto. He just doesn't care, like everyone doesn't seem to care about anything at all in this show for some reason. Beside Rae who cares a lot about her reputation of being a whore that is.

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>>221829414
After Mysaria staying on screen, Larys being reduced to a mustache twirling foot loving villain (and equipping his goons with his own sigil) proved that the show was doomed already
Season 1 is saved by great performances and the fear of the writing commity to be compared to the latter seasons of GoT
KotSK was great because it was a completely different team of people working on it, focusing on what they enjoy rather than their political agenda
Season 2 of dunk is gonna be just as bad as season 2 of HotD I'm afraid, they can't let it stand

>>221837476
there is no reason to care about otto, the green line is still alive so he is carrying the flame

>>221837452
It's a female penis you chud, that's not the same.

>>221837411
Silver hair, divided by a streak of midnight black

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Let me here your best fan theories.

Oh well, if it was the Andals...

>>221837483
just fucking compare the soundtrack to that of GoT 1-6, or other Djawadi stuff, they don't even trust their audience to react well to a new intro theme song, and all the music is bland with some spice of old motifs, even though he can absolutely pump out better stuff if he's made to

>>221837476
Realistically, the revelation that Otto was in a cell should be been the catalyst for him seeking to use Daeron to usurp Aegon.

>>221837586
Georgus Vult, you may as well write Winds

>>221837603
Targaryen are undead bloodworm meat-puppets. Infection happens in utero and when it goes wrong weird dragon scaly baby is born.
Rhaego was already infected but Mirri killed the worms, that's why 'I just felt him kicking' and 'he was long dead' are both true.