>John, where are you?>Uhh yeah, sorry, this big weird guy saved my life and he said uhhh we're going like, Antarctica to make sure some guy doesn't find us. Well, I'll seeya, bye!Cut to the T-1000 shivering in waist-deep snow like a retard, he looks over, thinking nearby movement is John but it's just another penguin
>>221825179>I think we're getting chased by some stalker or something. Me and my friend are catching a plane to New York to shake him off for now, and we got a place to hide out.That would buy them a few hours tops. The T-1000 isn't stupid.
>>221825179>What's your dog's name?>I don't have a dog>Your uncle is dead>B..but
>>221825179
For me, it's how Nick Stahl also later became a druggie with stunts in rehab. As if there was a curse attached to the John Connor role, or Furlong somehow influenced him that way
>>221825498*stints
>>221825498Skynet realizes its easier to get JC addicted to heroin than kill him.
>>221825179Why did the Terminator not feed him false information?
>What's the dog's name?Max.>Hey Max.What?>I mean hey uh Wolfie. This is Max.John, what the fuck are you talking about?>Uhhh, shit. I'm so high. [hangs up]>Your foster parents are dead I'm pretty sure.
>Hey Janelle what's wrong with Bussy?
>>221827610>Woof woof
OMG I do NOT sound like that, bro! Also I said MAX not Wolfie you bozo! lmao
>>221825179Who the fuck would even name their dog wolfie??? Its like naming your son "dude"I always thought it was a shoddy measure of authenticating the parents over the voice, if the real mom was talking shed assume her son was just off hand nicknaming their pet and not using a designated name.
>Hello Janelle. It is I, John Connor. Your foster son. I am calling to inquire as to the wellbeing of our precious canine, the one by the name of... Wolfie? May I speak to Wolfie, if you please?
>What's the dog's name?>Max>Hey Jennelle, what's wrong with Niggerman? I can hear him barking.
>>221828139You needed to give this one a couple re-writes anon.
>>221828329>Hello John. As you know I am your foster mother Janelle. I can assure you that your canine Wolfie is just fine, but he says he misses you dearly. Come home soon and you can ask him yourself.Your foster parents are fine.
>>221828590Fuck you nigger what did I say that was wrong, cocky fucking faggot
>>221828590answer me twat, I'll eat your sister's cunt
>>221828590hey anon, sorry for blowing up on you, weeks been shit so I've been tensed up a lot recently, about to get laid off and my landlords up my ass, again, sorry mate. Peace, take care
>>221828900is your landlord going to take your badge and gun and the other gun?
>>221825179>another penguinKinooooooooo
>>221825396KEK
>>221826956The T-1000 cut to the chase with "Where are you?" and T-800 spilled his spaghetti.
>>221825179Why didnt they send the T7000 instead because itd be stronger since it ate the T9000
