Is this movie the biggest defeat ever for chuds?
>>221825794>rotten tomatoesI don't care about it, it will get an 7 on imdb anyways. 7 means shit for a movie on imdb
>>221825794you can't review a movie if you never watch it in the first place
>>221825826Correct, right-wingers don't watch movies.
>>221825794I haven’t been defeated, libtard. I have never cared what normie sheep think or do.
but all my favorite funko pop collecting, star wars and capeshit watching manchildren youtuber culture warrior vulture favorites are saying it's shit
>the people who bought a ticket a year in advance liked itSay it ain't so.
>>221825866I watched the daily wire's first movie (Ben Shapiro's company) and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Only 8 "critics" watched it and 81% of the audienced """"liked it""""
>>221825919>8 criticslol never mind it's 5... point being movie reviews are a giant circlejerk now
>>221825826thisnobody who has seen the trailers, the casting and knows it's based on a bastardized book would spent money on this garbage
>>221825794STOP GASLIGHTING ME
>>221825794>chudsYou know what's happening to this thread. In real-time, no less.See ya.
>>221825794lol they really want this narrative bad after losing with Supergirl.
>>221825967It's "trolling outside of /b/". You needn't concern yourself. The needful has been done in real-time.
>>221825794No Xochitl no watch.
Chuds brutally defeated
>>221825794you're just reinforcing my innate elitism
>>221825820LMAO keep moving the goalpost. Now the IMDB score is what matters? It'll get over 8.0 over there guaranteed and you haters will keep moving the goalpost. Next you'll say it wont break even, then you'll say of it doesn't hit a billion it's trash. Keep coping.
>>221825820It gets 88% on Metacritic, the strictest and most critical review site. People will take Metacritic scores over IMDb any day
>>221826054The goalpost is is Xochi cast in it? Oh, she's not?Then we're not watching your shitty billion-dollar Hollywood propaganda.
>>221826070No Xochitl no watch.
>>221825794Pride cometh before the flop.
>verified ratings
>>221826153>chuds when they can't reviewbomb
Pack it in boysOver 500 people loved this movie
>>221826195Apu shouldn't be ashamed of his real name.
>>221826195Victor loved it? Shit. Chuds lost. Game over man.
>>221826054>Nolan is paying rottentomatoes>Nolan is paying metacritic>Nolan is paying IMDB>Nolan is paying theaters>Nolan is paying oscars
>>221826195I agree with Victor. Watched the movie in imax
GO WOKEMAKE LOTS OF DOUGH
Indians and bots are usually the first to rate on these things. Citizen Vigilante on the other hand has a very high audience score as well, and it's all natural.
>>221826272Everyone looks really bored
>>221825794My biggest complaint is that it’s really really really fucking boring but in an almost annoying way. You know how the final fight scene between Superman and General Zod in Man Of Steel is intense but it goes on for so long it gets boring? That’s most of this movie. I think it will be like Heaven’s Gate where it’s appreciated years later but good lord I wanted to leave. It is unbelievably boring Oscar bait and I’ve complained about the dark lighting in movies for the past decade and the lighting in this also sucks but the sound in this movie sucks giant dicks. It’s like Nolan was trying to recreate the ending of Last Of The Mohicans with the music score but for the entire movie and with drums and you can’t understand what characters are saying and the dialogue sounds like a teenager wrote it. I expect a well deserved drop off in ticket sales. Watch the cyclops scene when it comes out on YouTube, that and maybe the ending are the only parts worth watching.
>>221826304I'm never going to pay to see a uwe bowel movement
>>221825820IMDB is a dying geriatric site that only boots and pajeets use when they want at to reviewbomb something.
>>221825794didint they institute this because too many people were mean to rise of skywalker lol
>>221825794If the movie was so clearly good and universally acclaimed then you guys wouldn't feel the need to make posts like this.
/tv/ right now
>>221826352this is almost exactly what I just saw someone say about the movie on youtube
>>221826362the politically neutral letterboxd
>>221825794Tomatometer = shit eatersPopcornmeter = dick suckers
>>221825794No Xochitl No watch.
>>221826378Go back to twitter, jeet
>>221825866They don't watch woke movies
the score isnt accurate, they are no accepting my 0 ratings
>>221826378>studios should give what the audience wants>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THISIt must be soulcrushing for rightoids to realize they aren't the audience of anything... except Uwe Boll movies.
>>221826469>leftists suddenly like rob liefeld
>>221826362IMDB died the moment they shut down their forum
>>221826362>>221826385For as basedlennial and unfunny as the letterboxd userbase is, they are at least living breathing humans that actually watch movies. The same cannot be the said for RT/IMDB which are 90% bots
>>221826416You keep posting this in every threadDon't stop
>>221825794nonono chudsisters wtf is happenning???critical drinker PLEASE we need you to save us!!
>>221826195
>>221826514>happenning
>>221825794I watched it with my wife's son. It was terrific.
>>221826362Ok and Letterboxd is used by far left hipsters of course they're going to give odDEIsey 5 stars to own Musk and the chuds
>>221826272i hope these two picked a winner
>>221825794If a movie about a black Chinese emperor did good at the box office and with the critics, it still wouldn’t be okay. It still wouldn’t make a black Chinese emperor okay. Apparently all it takes is a consensus to inform people how to think.
>>221826413>critics don't matter>audiences don't matter>tickets selling don't matter>a billion in box office doesn't matters>I CAN'T BE WRONG REEEEEEEEE
>>221826378
>>221826380They were right. The dark lighting of movies has annoyed the shit out of me for over a decade now, if I watch modern shows and movies during the daytime with the blinds open I can’t even see anything on the screen, but the sound in this movie is also bad. The music adds nothing to the story but it just keeps going on and on. I love the last 10 minutes of Last Of The Mohicans with the music score behind it but holy shit with this movie I just wanted it to stop. The Odyssey isn’t unwatchable, it isn’t as bad as Joker: Folie a Deux, I’m just ragging on it because I hoped it would be better but it was a big disappointment.
>>221825794No Xochitl? No watch!
>>221826469Angel Studios buys their own tickets. Nobody watched Uwe's movie.
>at 95% by now
>>221825794Ha, paid reviews and shills.
>>221825794Xochitl Gomez won
>>221825794That's nice and all, but I will wait for drinker to give a yay or nay.
>>221825820>NolanDBNext you will say Metacritic's audience score is the limus test
>>221825794>Another pajeet threadFfs, rangeban this shithole
>>221825794chuds failed again HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>221825794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK0RnAJoV_4The only good thing I can say about it is that it’s John Leguizamo’s best work since video above.
>>221826732No Xochitl, no watch.
audience scores of theatrical releases are capped to 7/10, meaning anything under 7/10 is "rounded up" to 7/10. you can only leave an audience score if you buy a ticket through fandango. its been this way since TLJ.
>>221826779i can see the shaved femstache from here
The rotten tomatoes critic percentage and average critic scores have not moved, for the average score not even 0.01, in almost 200 reviews now. That seems highly unlikely and suspicious. I don't think this is a trustworthy site.
the only numeric score that matters just dropped: it's slop
>>221825794>Is this movie the biggest defeat ever for chuds?ROTTEN TOMATOES IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
total chud death can fnt ever recover
>>221826580>quality is set by soul drained niggercattle and corporate shilling
>>221827088RYM doesn't matter. Not enough people vote there.
>>221826469Opinion discarded.
>>221825897all those people are big Nolan fans tho
>>221826580correct
>>221825794Its going to tank when it actually releases. Who believes (((verified))) reviewers going to an early screening?
>>221827627you are so delusional if you acc think this lmao
>>221827644Read the views, they all read like bots
>>221827654okay and? goyim care about a few things when deciding if they wanna see a new moviea) is it praised by critics and by the masses onlineb) is it by a name-worthy director which will spread word by mouth c) does it look cooloddyssey is 3/3, it'll be a smash hit
>>221826153>Reddit is le badFuck off.
>>221827690no one gives a fuck about critic scores btwthe average moviegoer just goes to movies they think look cool, or ones everyone is talking about and saying is good in real life
>>221825794>the culture war was won on rotten tomatoesthat other "right wing" movie will probably make more moneyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>221827716yeah that's partly what I said and odyssey will meet those requirements easily + every1 wants to see a movie by the guy from barbenheimer and dunkirk
>>221825794No Xochitl no watch
>>221827690A. No not really. Other than vague "audience says this in headlines" they didnt even let influencers or whatever the fuck view it early. B. SureC. No it really doesnt. The clips I've seen have really bad green screening and cgi effects. Theres no good actor for this type of movie even in it
>>221825794You thought a couple of chudtubers could defeat the DEI review mafia?
OP getting a few cents per spam thread
>>221827752>every1 wants to see a movie by the guy from barbenheimer and dunkirkAnother astroturfed bullshit
>>221827752>and odyssey will meet those requirements easilyhavent heard anyone talk about it IRL just onlinelets hope reddit can carry this one
>>221827827WHAT? you think barbenheimer was astroturfed? have u ever been outside?
>>221826510>they are at least living breathing humans that actually watch movies>implying it's not the same bot postsRetard alert
>>221825794But my 6 gorillion YouTube dislikes...
>>221826352Sounds like you went to a dogshit theater. While I agree that you cannot hear some dialogue, the sound was incredible in dolby.
Nolan successfully ragebaited morons into obsessing over casting choices that ultimately took up a few minutes in the entire movie
>>221825794Nerdrotic and the rest of the grifter gang must be seething and preparing their videos about how they never said it would flop or something like that
>>221828709>More than a million people watch this obnoxious faggotClown world.
>>221828709>oh nonononoThis guy is peak reddit.
>>221828709When you use bizarre casting to draw attention to your movie it’s a sign of bad storytelling, but go on and think you’ve won.
>>2218289674chan you mean
>>221828967reddit hates him fym???
>>221825998It won't work. They're just proving the internet is fake.
>>221827438>soul drained niggercattleIt's 2AM. RT is botted.
>>221825794>verifiedso curated bot votes kstill not seeing this shit ever
>>221827690the movies so shit that theyre paying indians to reviewbomb it that should tell you something
Who do you think owns rotten tomatoes?
>>221825794RT needs to be DDOSed permanently. They gave the Acolyte a higher score than Interstellar. All their user review scores are botted. Luke WOW this movie was amazing. Definitely recommend!!Thanks (((Luke)))
>>221829693link? so i can share.
>>221826617>>221826666he makes same exact face for entire movie
>>221829212There are no winners here. A shit movie has been made and now it's about to launch a thousand dingleberries narrated by dysgenics with speech impediment. A cavalcade of shit has been inflicted upon a largely undeserving world.
>>221829819>undeserving
>>221829824I did caveat that with largely.
>>221829819>A shit movie has been madeyou know this is your own headcanon right
>>221829835>largely undeserving
>>221827654It's good because it is the general consensus of bots and if anyone doesn't like it they're just a bigot. Bots and jeets. Stupid people also. There's a bit of a 1984 vibe to all of this.
>>221828709the jeetnadian is in 80% of the same scenes as damon, the black suitor is with antinous for the same. why do you lie?
>>221828709>ultimately took up a few minutes in the entire movieWhy taint the film if it's just for a few minutes? Are we getting a proper cut of the film when the blu-ray releases?
>>221825794>>221825820came to post this
>>221825794I personally won because it further underlines how shit James Gunn is for DC. People want real epic movies, not self deprecating slop.
>tom cruise loved itit's over. nolan won.
>>221825897You just gave the definition of people who pretend to like nolan to show they're smart
>>221830193They paid that 5'4 midget that much to shill that shit lol
>>221825794Do you remember when The Last Jedi mysteriously stuck at 86% of audience score for years after rapidly dropping from 90+? I remember.
>>221825897you are mixing too many stereotypes together that dont match eachother. this is just a jumble of buzzwords.you have basedjak words: capeshit, star wars, funko popwith chudjak: manchildren youtuber culture warrior vultureyoure clearly fucking retarded
>>221830299why the fuck does /tv/ change the word "boy" starting with s to based
User reviews are starting to add up.
>>221825794
>>221825794When you're fighting a war you can't worry over every battle.Supergirl bombed. Obsession was a success. Odyssey will pass and there will be another bomb on the horizon.
>>221825794Kek pride piper grifter retards thought they could lead a revolution against one of the greatest filmmakers of our time and now they're all going off the cliff like lemmings
>>221827549>>221830226>>221830299Ahhh yes, men like pic related don't fit the description at all
>>221830408It's over. Nolan will never work again.
>>221825794Chuds here were downright suicidal and catatonic over black panther for a whole two years.
>it's greatOHNONONONO or Fuck Yeah, can't tell anymore
>the acting is really bad>did you see the movie?>no
>>221830607Based. No Xochitl no watch.
>>221830585Great times it was a multi month meltdown with jannies running damage control for seething chuddies and failing at that because every week the box office would keep climbing.
>>221825794Oh no, latest big blockbuster movie is shilled on every media, this somehow affects me.
>>221825794NOTHIS CAN'T HAPPEN
>>221826054What goalpost are you talking about? Where everyone was saying it woulnd't get poisitive numbers on rotten tomatoes? When was that?
nolan can't make bad movies
>>221827644It's happened before
>>221830585>>221830659Is this true?
What entity owns Rotten tomatoes?
The critics were supposed to have been paidThe audience was supposed to hate itWhat the fuck went wrong
>>221830607That's the right answer.
>>221830244>Somebody said something nice about a movie that I hate even though I haven't seen it? They must have been paid to say so!
I only ever look at audience reviews, critics are bought and paid for bow tie wearing poofs.
>>221830607but he can still see clips of it and judge the acting, you dont have to see the whole movie are you retarded
It can still flopTrust the plan
Why is Nolan so overhyped? His action scenes look kind of shit unless they involve a massive stunt and his direction on dialogue is stilted
Nolan is like a worst director that could do smth like epic. Hes known for his realistic shtick, which is worst approach when it comes to portraying something like mythology, epics and legends.He also dont know where to stop when it comes to fights and guns, similar to micheal bays explosion fetish. All of his movies past prestige would benefit from cuting, even just a bit, fights and guns segments.I think he could make a troy movie, because orginal troy is written to nolans pros (" achilles picked an oxen that 10 strong greeks wouldnt move on their own and hurled it towards hector, who dodges it like a wind gust and threw his javelin 10 times as far as fellow trojan soldier could"), but oddysey is a different piece that is more about wits and journey than musclemans showdown.Nolan should be WWE director, its literaly dream job for this gayman.
>>221830895Yes but you see you'll be mocked if you don't pay for a ticket.Please watch the movie.
I love the fact that me not seeing a movie sends you into a meltdown
>>221830969Yes, Anon, you are so important that people care whether or not you watch some random blockbuster.
>>221830860relax chuddie. That t-shirt should say "I love the current thing"
>>221831030you seem to care
When did /tv/ begin to use rotten tomatoes, the epitome of normie mindset molding, as an indicator of kino?
>>221831056I don't.
>>221826054They’re already trying to spin it that actually it’s a pro-chud movie
