>You know Al, sexual health is an important part of a man's overall health.>That's right Tim. Which is why you should always practice safe sex. *Al holds up a condom*>That's all well and good for your average hookup. But let's say you end up with a disease-ridden skank. You're gonna need something stronger. Heidi, my Man's Condom please.>*Heidi wheels out a small table containing a transparent latex bodysuit with a small hose attacked to it leading to a motor*>*Tim struggles into the bodysuit as the audience laughs. He pulls it over his head as Heidi zips up the back*>Uh Tim, I think you're going to have a problem. You won't be able to breathe in that thing.>No problem Al, that's what this is for *Tim turns on the motor* With this constantly cycling in fresh air, there's no ->*Suddenly the suit gets sucked tightly against Tim's body, his mouth opens in shock as the latex gets sucked into his throat, he falls to the floor writhing and gasping. Al casually leans down and pokes a hole in the latex over Tim's mouth, the suit deflates and Tim rips it off his head gasping for air.*>*Al switches off the motor* Well folks just remember when you turn on your man's condom, make sure it's not in reverse.>*a cartoon of a giant sore-covered vagina appears on screen and sucks Tim's body into it leaving only his feet sticking out, kicking frantically with a xylophone sound effect as the scene transitions into the theme*
simpsons did it
