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Go woke go bro-ACK
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>>221826983
Those big guys are like me since Im black and a chad. The guys in the boat are manlet timmies who are afraid of real chads
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>>221827008
Based. BTFO the micropeen whitoids!
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Troy was made when the internet was more free, IMDB even used to have little boards for every single movie.
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>>221827057
So youre saying that troy was meant to be shit! Good one!
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it's at 95% already
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>>221827107
Impressive, very nice. Now lets see troys score
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>>221827084
>so you be saying
Don't put words in my mouth, pinche mayate, when a movie was mid you weren't banned for saying so.
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>heh, it's 95% instead of 96% which it was earlier, this is a win for us even though it's 75% higher than we wanted
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>>221827187
Hard to put anything in your mouth since theres a cock in it already!
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I looked at 17 threads on reddit and they all have it as 80/100 or higher.
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>>221826948
It's go woke OR go broke
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Holy shit this movie looks like dog shit hahaha
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>>221827273
Yep Troy looks like dogshit! Fact!
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>>221827263
tism
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>>221826983
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Everything about this is so fucking retarded holy shit

The ticket for this movie should be coming with a free vasectomy
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>>221827479
Your face is contraceptive enough
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>>221826983
first time I timeskipped a webm
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>>221827032
That's pretty good acting. I think /tv/ are just autists who don't understand emotions.
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>>221826983
Matt Damon is putting ZERO effort in this movie.
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>>221827054
>blacks from detroit
>chinese from beijing
>this is the european mythology I was telling you about
lmao
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>>221827557
So he put zero effort and its still 96%??? Damon must be a god actor then
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>>221827618
Its fiction idiot
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>>221827646
So where's Odysseus' ferrari?
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>>221826983
Is that meant to be him firing an arrow?
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>>221827657
In your mums ass
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Metachud has spoken
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>rotten tomato score
kek
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>>221826948
Totally real and not homosexual score
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>>221827659
>Cant even understand the nuances in a film
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>>221826983
What the fuck. Take me back to the revenant
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>>221827510
You have sex while looking at men's faces often?
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>>221827070
> Nolan uses the statue to show a violent scene without showing it.

A true genius, no director has ever used this juxtaposition technique before Nolan.
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>>221827557
From what I hear Samantha Morton brutally mogs every other actor in this movie.
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>>221826948
everytime a camrip webm gets posted this movie makes another $50 million
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>>221827032
She looks like a fuckin demonic ape
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>>221827006
"RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!"

"THEY'RE BIG GUYS!!!"

BIG GUYS all speak in unified BANE VOICE: "FOR YOU."
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>>221826983
Laestrygonians in medieval full plate armor hacking ships with their swords might very well be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in cinema.
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>>221827861
>medieval full plate armor

You mean sci fi armor
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>>221827861
Go make your own movie then
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The only good Odyssey adaptation is Ulysses 31.
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>>221827758
It's difficult to know what to make of that. From what I hear the people shitting up /tv/ with the current profusion of Odyssey threads aren't *all *giant faggots, just most of 'em.
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>>221827880
The Odyssey is a fictional fantasy story, anon.
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>>221827912
yeah, like he said, sci fi
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>>221827885
(You) are FUMING
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>>221827678
Amzing movie
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>>221827008
>We wuz laestrygonians
Hahaha! Good one my friend.
HOWEVER! I am not sure that mindless cannibalistic savages who attack all other sapient creatures on sight is what our upstanding African compatriots want to identify as!
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>>221827912
Fiction based on Ancient Greek mythology. This means you cannot just change whatever you want, you silly retard.
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>>221827880
Yeah, that abomination is an insult to actual medieval armors, but the point is that no one at that ancient time ever had or could have had anything even remotely resembling that, LET ALONE A TRIBE A OF FUCKING GIANT SAVAGES THAT FOUGHT BY HURLING ROCKS
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The positive sentiments regarding this film come off less like sincere enjoyment and more like socialist reinforcement through culturally-enforced peer pressure and mental conditioning. If this film is so shit it requires unilateral enforcement of a modern belief system which has nothing to do with the story it's supposed to be adapting, in a poorly-veiled attempt to deflect basic criticism: I shan't be wasting my time with it.
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>>221827227
Pajeet
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>>221827098
Holy thats a terrible fight scene. The guy moves like a giant slow retard
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>>221827964
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>>221828030
That's a creative reimagining, and not an adaptation attempting to imply itself as accurate through vague likeness. It also is so exaggerative in its changes it may as well be considered something new. Making orange into blue is different than implying brown is orange.
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>>221827673
>Good things
Such as ? So far, none of the supporters of this movie actually presented a single good thing, except critics love it, and it will/may make money.

But i am curious. What is good in it ? Because i gave up after an hour, so, my question would rather be:
What is not absolutly awful ?
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>>221827912
Odd that Nolan was so hidebound in aping popular perception of classical Greece for so much of the rest of it then.
I'm fairly certain that some sinister person didn't hold a gun to his head. And that he wasn't forced to send for cheap Corinthian helmets from a fancy dress shop when he expressed interest in making a weirdo sci-fi version of the Odyssey in the vein of Ring: legend of the Nibelungen. God forbid, that might actually have lead to some interesting imagery.
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>>221827844
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>>221828159
>Outis cared who I was
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>>221826967
Ackke? What is that greek?
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>>221826983
reminder Odyssey was supposed to be one of the greatest archer of the trojan wars
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>>221827510
You don't have a uterus, don't worry.
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>>221827678
Great movie. Youre proving OPs point
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>>221827861
Nolan is an angloid so he was overdosing on copium and couldn't portray the angloid Laestrygonians barbarians as rock throwing apes, so he gave them futuristic armor. Nolan clearly subscribes to the hypothesis of Laestrygonians being norse barbarians.
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>>221828327
>N-no u
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>>221827885
Go expect another mouth breathing tax cattle like you to watch his movie then
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>>221828307
Philoctetes was better.
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>>221827510
good one kek
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Ayo, dis nigga eating beans
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>>221827510
Holy based. BTFO that incel faggot!
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>>221828423
uh oh someone's upset
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>>221828365
Everyone knows that 12th century BC northmen were greedy hand-rubbing amber and cattle merchants.
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>>221827659
Damon's archery looks horrific throughout the whole movie, I will give them props for how they string the bow as it's rare in hollywood for them to bend it in the correct direction
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>>221827008
BASED
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>>221828391
>>221828423
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
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>>221826948
It was at 97% yesterday by the way.
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>>221828386
>one of
Can you read?
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>>221827678
The only marvel movie worth a damn.
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>>221828005
Good response.
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>>221827712
Based
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E
D
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>>221828114
Take your meds chud.
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>>221828566
Whata troys score yesterday?
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>>221826948
Listen years from now people will not be talking about this movie just accept it we will always prefer another Memento or even Inception than some weird clusterfuck type of movie like Tenet or whatever the fuck this is gonna end up feeling but definitely not iconic as they wish it was
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>>221828636
Loon troon
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>>221828414
I dare you to name that character anon, who is she?
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Reddit really thinks that this will break 1bill lmao.
They really think that it will thrive alongside spiderman and resonate with global audience.

They honestly think that American is the most racist country on earth and the rest of the world would tolerate more of these race swap bullshit.
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>>221828658
This is the final cope for the incel types. First cope is it will bomb, next cope is the rotten tomatoes scores will bomb and the final cope is it will not be remembered!!!
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>>221828683
Screenshotted so youll be humiliated later when it crosses 1B
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>>221828683
please dont kill yourself when it breaks a billion im sure you have lots to live for.
think of the next extremely successful movie with some black people in it for a few minutes that you can get mad about for months!
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>>221828691
>>221828704
Death to Israel!!! Genocidal monsters!!!!
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>>221828704
>>221828719
What's the last Nolan movie to break a billion?
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>>221828719
Your fake and gay movie won’t distract anyone from the MURDER of 80,000+ Palestinians!
Death to Israel! Death to Hollywood!!!
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>>221828751
What movie did you make?
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>>221826983
>>221827098
Everyone moves like they're exhausted. Matt can barely fire the bow, he's acting like he's 80 years old.
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>>221828770
Pornos with your mom
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>>221828770
This movie
https://youtu.be/KgwiPTn-zcM
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>>221828683
>They really think that it will thrive alongside spiderman and resonate with global audience.
I mean it'll probably have a pretty big opening weekend in china because they fucking love matt damon. Then the dropoff will be massive in the second week when word of mouth gets out that there are a bunch of blacks in the movie as well.
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>>221828765
Hell yeah, brother.
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>>221827032
> She looks like Samuel Jackson when she's mad
WTF MEMES ARE REAL
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>>221828801
Great Wall is big because its chink wank, this is nigger and tranny wank and Matt Damon barely recognizable in this movie.
Would be fucking surprised if its hit $150mill let alone matching Great Wall $170mill (with cheaper ticket).
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>>221828801
>there are a bunch of blacks in the movie as well.
Other than Lupita Nyongo who else is played by a black person?
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>>221826948
No Xochitl no watch
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>>221828671
Hylasha from Detroit
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>>221828847
>this is nigger and tranny wank
They're in the movie for about a minute in a 3 hour film, they can easily edit them out for the chinese screening.
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>>221828813
>if you don’t support Netanyahu blowing Palestinian children’s heads off you’re le politically incorrect group from a random foreign country from a century ago!
Death to Judaism the evil ideology of lies.
Free Palestine.
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>>221828868
wrong
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>>221826983
This would have been cool if it was the Rings of Power and these were numenoreans and the armor was cooler looking and the final battle was these guys verses the valar
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>>221828851
Demodocus, Polybus, Athena, to name a few.
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>>221827070
>athena crying about the sack of troy when she helped orchestrate the whole fucking thing
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>>221827070
>Odysseus is having PTSD remembering how he watched a white woman die and realizing they destroyed a mighty civilization over a single ugly baboon

BRAVO NOLAN!!!!!
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>>221827054
I didn’t even realize this jigaboo is Travis
Scot or whatever famous shitty rapper.
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>>221828671
You know who she's not in the Odyssey? She's not Helen's twin sister so Nolan could cast the same negress
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>>221828903
A few rupees were added to your account Sandip
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>>221826948
No Xochitl no watch.
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>>221828918
So a combined 3-5 minutes on screen in a 3 hour movie.
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>>221828916
Hey evil reprobate jew!
God hates you!
And you know it.
Hey evil reprobate jew!
God hates you!
You Christ killer.
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>>221828945
You do know Helen is married to Menelaus, not Agamemnon, right? That's not Helen.
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>>221828962
Idk, I watched 0 of the 3 hours because I’m not a fucking loser who wastes his life on Jewish goyslop.
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>>221827098
But I want to know what’s the giant cannibal army’s tax rate?
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>>221828944
She is her sister in myth, they hatch from the same egg from when Zeus (goose) rapes their mother.
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>>221828962
Still too much. Greeks were greeks, not mutts, jeets, nignogs and anglos.
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>>221826948
I will watch this crap once it is available on rargb
Of course I will skip every >>221828414 and elliot page scenes
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>>221828990
>That's not Helen
Why are you lying?
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>>221828994
keep malding about microagressions snowflake
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>>221829033
Oh so youre an incel. Got it
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>>221829047
I'm not lying dumbass, that's Clytemnestra why would Helen kill Agamemnon?
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>>221829028
>they hatch from the same egg
no they do not, thats another sister
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>>221829048
>>221829052
Jeets still online. When will you fuck off and stop shitting this site ?
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>>221829033
You'll skip like a minute, 2 tops.
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>>221829083
not for at least a month. the unholy union of corporate shills, jeets, and discord trannys will bombard this board until the movie goes to streaming
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>>221829083
You can leave, jeet. I denounce Vishnu, Lakshmi, Shiva and all the poop jeet gods, I also denounce the talmud and quran btw.
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>>221829047
That's not Helen. Same actress plays both Helen and Clytemnestra.
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>>221829047
Bojo would scoff at your unfamiliarity with the classics. SCOFF.
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>>221829111
The ugly sheboom is still playing both characters. I shant be watching this zoophilia movie
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>>221826948
Look at all those empty seats.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>221829111
I find it hilarious how these rightoid snowflakes tell on themselves, brings me back to the days when Anita bitched about non-issues in videogames, you could tell she never played them or knew the lore.
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>>221828890
Brother I was agreeing with you.
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>>221828159
You’re a big guy.
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>>221829142
>odyessy
What movie is that?
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>>221829138
The actress is in the movie for about 3 minutes in total, and has maybe three lines of dialogue.
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>>221829211
I don't even need a second. Wokelywood did this is laughable Netflix niggafiction. Why would I watch this garbage?
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>"We're Greeks from Ithaca, saar", said the Indian to the only Greek in the movie
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>5.1/10 = "Fresh"
If filtered for the ReTarded scoring system, the 53% reconciles most with reality.
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>>221827070
bravo nolan
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>>221828560
melty
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>>221828293
Ackkememnon
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they raped the greek culture so badly its not even funny
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>>221827678
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>>221828671
Niggernystra
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>>221829471
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>>221827006
What was preventing them from just pushing through the saplings?
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>>221829514
And only two of these eight are correct.
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Normies don't care about lore fidelity, realism, or cinema at all. They only care that it's popular and talked about. If it's popular, they will like it and it will sell gorrillions.
I'm sorry. Nothing ever happens. Just don't watch it yourself that's it
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>>221827032
he looks massive in his armor but a complete manlet without
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>>221829759
I wouldn't call Odyssey popular.
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>>221829775
I would call you an incel
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>>221826948
The issue of pretending about reality, is that inevitably people realize what reality is, and that it's not what you suggested it is.
Yeah sure, this dumbass film with some of the worst cinematography and costume design ever, has a the same score as JAWS. Sure thing bud! Whatever.
Still not watching the movie.
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why do critics consider this so much better than Troy?
It can't be the visuals, the writing, the casting, the acting, the costumes, the action, and it's not a more faithful adaptation, so what makes the Odyssey great and Troy bad?
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>>221829830
Troy is an incel fantasy with 0 diversity thats why its shit
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Unironically, a 50% 20 years ago is like a 80% normally, while a 90% in the current year is like 50-60%, sometimes lower if culture war aspects are present.
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>>221829775
Maybe popular is not the right word. Mainstream is better. If it's mainstream people will love it. It will make gorrillions
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>>221830011
t. Retard who cant accept that his ideology lost
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>>221830011
Insane Cope
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>>221829953
>an incel fantasy
I thought that chicks flicked their beans while imagining that they're the priestess kidnapped by Achilles
>0 diversity
Eric Bana is australian, that's pretty exotic
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>>221826983
Lindy Beige screaming
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>>221828921
This.
nulam is filthy shabbos goy confirmed
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>>221830054
>>221830066
also we're trans if that matters btw
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>>221826948
Critics don't buy tickets.
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>>221826983
Alright - what is wrong with the bows and Odysseus using one in this movie?
This is legit first time ever I felt like there is no weight or sense of tightened and loose wood and string. It feels like Odysseus shoots nothing.
What happened? It looks like the bow and arrows were fully CGI or AI in, and it whoever made this was some meet intern.
Add to that zero efforts and motion Damon put into shooting.
So weird.
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It's honestly just funny how trannies picked "incel" as their go to insult when there's literally nothing more incel than a tranny. Leftists are just incapable of not projecting about their insecurities 24/7.
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>When you desperately need some random blockbuster to fail in order to feel better about yourself.
What a life.
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>>221830395
Crying incel detected
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>>221830395
But calling everyone who has a different opinion than you "tranny" is perfectly fine.
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>>221830395
Trans people still have sex. Incels don’t
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>>221828921
>athena
That's a random priestess about to be beheaded retardbro, not Athena
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>>221830601
This. Incels are so pathetic
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>>221826948
>Tumblr Tomatoes scores mastering
>In the big 2026

They've been a joke for 10+ years now.
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>>221828124
>What is good in it ?
They cast an ugly black woman as Helen of Troy. Don't you get how that totally owns the chuds???
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>>221830601
tbf even incels could find a man to fuck them in the ass if they wanted to
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>>221830565
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>>221828143
Holy shit I was literally JUST rewatching Mandalore's in-depth review of this game.
I don't think I've ever even encountered anyone mentioning or referencing Ring (or Ring II) outside of Mandy's video, not even in the time I once spent on /v/. Seeing a screenshot here that I immediately recognized as something I saw just 20 minutes ago threw me off for a second.
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>>221828159
>Odysseus was the only one who cared who he was before he put on the mask
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>>221830565
>When you desperately need some random blockbuster to fail
But I don't?...

>in order to feel better about yourself.
Well I certainly don't need it for that.

It literally wouldn't matter if this became the highest grossing movie in the history of cinema: Helen of Troy wasn't an ugly black woman, and casting an ugly black woman as Helen of Troy is both laughable-looking and an obvious product of retarded leftist DEI policies. Literally no amount of money is ever going to be able to change that fact.
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>>221829279
>let me tell you about your odyssey and how it includes me
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>>221830054
>Leftist insanity and DEI-worship wins because.....leftist """critics""" gave a turd with DEI-casting rave reviews
Wokeoids live in a completely different universe than we do, and genuinely very strange one at that.
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>>221829775
>I wouldn't call Odyssey popular.
In your cultural circle Mahabharata is far more recognizable
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>>221829830
>why do critics consider this so much better than Troy?
Because they cast an ugly black woman that nobody really likes is Helen of Troy in order to own the chuds, duh. Not considering a movie including something like that good is obviously "racist".
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>>221826983
Christ, can no one do cuts longer than 2 seconds anymore?
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>>221830751
>I have no argument, but if I bring up the jews, I'll win
No.
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>>221826983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B358DgKHPLg
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>>221828962
weird cope but go off
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>>221829676
Emasculation
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>>221830601
Half of trannies try to kill themselves. "Incels" don't.
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Still not watching, cope and seethe
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>>221830896
No one needs to own the chuds. Theyre already acking themselves because they are worthless
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>>221831094
Would you say a group where a large number of its members kill themselves is filled with worthless people?
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>>221830612
>That's a random priestess about to be beheaded retardbro, not Athen-ACK
Yet "Athena" uses that muttoid face to appear to mortal. And no Poseidon who had the real grudge against Odysseus and his crew? Thy plebism stinks, saar.
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>>221831125
Yes incels are worthless correct
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>>221830924
>N-ACK

Yes.
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>>221830395
There's a considerably greater chance that someone they called an incel actually is an incel than that anyone you ever called a tranny was actually a tranny.
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Troy was such a good movie, it's right up there with Lotr in terms of movies if I see randomly on TV I'll sit down and watch just because.
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>>221831211
Are there actual trannies on this board at all? Going around yelling "YWNBAW" year after year is really absurd when you think about it.
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>>221826983
ngl like watching nigger rioting
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>>221827054
>niggers and even chink at table
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>>221827070
>cutting few cm from fingers
doubt it was standard operating procedure
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>>221826948
How many Greek actors were there in Troy?
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>>221827098
this guy looks always like on drugs?
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>>221826983
so who are these units?
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>>221826983
Is that North Sentinel Island?
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>>221827861
>Laestrygonians
the fuck what
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>>221826948
>opening scene is travis scott banging his staff saying two words each time until it cuts away like family guy
holy shit dude, genuinely how is everyone dickriding this movie it's so trash
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>>221828918
>Athena niggerified
seriously how the fuck would that happen, genealogy tree of greek gods wise
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>>221827032
she looks like that woman in the apartment hallway trying to stab the officer from the bodycam video lol
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>>221827631
good morning please do not redeem sar
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This movie has to be shit LMFAO. What is with all the faggots itt
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>>221829000
>>221832297
shut the fuck up? stop typing like this? kys?
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>>221830054
Retards like you are why tr*mp won. Nobody wants to care about this stupid movie race swapping shit but your smug attitude just adds so much fuel to the fire
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>>221832535
no? u mad?
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>>221832417
Watch the movie. It's fully explained why Athena looks like her.
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>>221826983
>>221827006
>>221827032
>>221827054
>>221827070
Extremely embarrassing
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>>221832561
Gonna cry migger?
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>>221832528
they're either paid or brown (in which case they do it for free)
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>>221827510
Kek
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>>221832417
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Athena
Shoddy scholarship and outright stupidity by a school of thought that is, for some reason mainly championed by jews like Bernal, Astour, and Gordon.
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>>221827912
You're a disingenuous fucking nigger with HIV, it's based on a real people with real history, you should be shot in the fucking head, you redditors and shoahblue need to enter the chamber
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>bro-ACK!
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>>221830054
>they/them fights the good fight online!
keep it up sister!
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>>221826948
You didn't > that means you did that, which I hope is the case, kill yourself disingenuous troon, it's a shocker that critics who literally are biased towards the narrative would give the movie rave reviews, it literally proves nothing but how corrupt zog is, this has always been the case the fact that you are arguing otherwise or honestly think this appealing to auth proves anything shows you deserve a bullet in your faggot skull but hopefully you do the honors yourself
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>>221826948
is this the 9/11 of /tv/?
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>>221832869
cope

you lost
asmongold lost
nerdotic lost
kill yourself
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>>221826948
yeah this sums up the modern shilling scene
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>>221832927
>reee everybody is a shill
behead yourself
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remember when the score used to be a sum of a few dozens of critics and now it's high hundreds?
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>>221832688
>in which case they do it for free

Wait a minute!
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Having now seen these clips I know enough to accurately review it online. Looks like it'll have to be a full week of review bombing. Try better next time Nolan.
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>>221833189
you sound like a bitch
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>>221832778
I was saying Bro Ack
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>>221833127
The local janny, my archnemesis
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>>221833010
No
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>>221827510
How can virgins, incels and whitoid suburban retards recover from this?
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>>221833263
You felate homeless bums in your local soup kitchen. I'll keep review bombing and you keep gargling AIDs.
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>>221833581
You wont do shit
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>>221826983
what power rangers episode is this
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>>221827263
The left can't meme
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>Based webm. FUCK Palestisn't, FUCK Islam, FUCK Arabs, Pakis and Turks. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Kek Redd.it not sending their best
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>>221827008
>Those big guys are like me since Im black and a chad. The guys in the boat are manlet timmies who are afraid of real chads
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>>221832590
What was an afro-mexican mulatta doing in Troy?
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>>221827054
holy shit this ngger sucks at music and acting
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>>221828935
Yeeea dawg, das muh nigguh Travis. He da sheeit nigga. So peep dis. Da Odyssey is an epic poem dat dem Greek niggas used to tell around da campfire n sheeeit. Much like hip hop. So dat nigga Homer was like da Travis Scott of his time. Ya hurrrd?
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>>221832350
In the Odyssey they were a race of Giant men, sons of Poseidon. They were just really big giant humans that were cannibals. In the story there were over a thousand of them on the island and threw rocks to destroy all of the ships but one.

Nolan made them giant walking golems in armor chasing people with swords and trapping them with tree sapplings. LMAO

The movie is such an insult to the original story.
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>>221835672
The plate armor was a supremely weird choice. Just, why? It doesn't fit into ancient Greece at all. The armor design was weird all around. The Trojan helmets looked stupid. And Agamemnon looking like a Batman villain was particularly silly.
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>>221826983
Wait, people complained about the black woman being unrealistic and this is the enemy they fight? giant humans in full body armor? lmao
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>>221829445
loll
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>>221828005
Chud
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>>221827263
LOL!
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>>221826948
Who owns rotten tomatoes again?
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>>221836214
Fuck off Vlad
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>>221836214
Fandango which coincidentally is where all the "verified audience" reviews are coming from
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>>221836214
partially owned by Warner Bros, who isnt distributing this movie


Plus the worst reviewed film in all of Rotten Tomatoes, Ecks Vs Sever, is a Warner Bros movie
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>>221826983
*pew pew*

Looks like he's playing with a dollar store bow
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>>221826983
why are they hitting the ship with their swords and then flipping it over
are they speds or something
modern directors are fucking retarded
no wonder they use so many jump cuts they can't be assed to choreograph shit anymore
jesus h christ i
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>>221836454
Who cares
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>>221827006
>turns around and sees more trees
>half a second later is surprised when he can't run through a trees he saw half a second ago
what did he mean by this
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>>221836214
let's see
>after 2 min of searching
hmm, really make you
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>>221827758
>From what I hear Samantha Morton brutally mogs every other actor in this movie.
And, John Leguizamo!
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>>221836801
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>>221836214
>im not wrong its actually a huge conspiracy!!!
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>>221837220
Not an argument
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going to see it today. wish me heckin' LUCK
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>>221827032
yucky
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>>221829445
Ackilles was right there
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>>221827008
wtf Timocles gunna do?
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my fellow goyim, aren't we all so based for pre-ordering tickets to see this great, great movie? see you at the goyscreens
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>>221826948
This has to be a joke or emperors new clothes situation
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>>221834853
which based individual are you quoting?
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>>221826948
>high audience score
So it's confirmed kino
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>>221827006
>ahh no, thin trees! my sword's only weakness ahhh im dead nooo ahh
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>>221838058
too overdone
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>>221828784
>Everyone moves like they're exhausted.
Because they ARE, dumbass.
Read the story.
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>>221826948
The emperor has no clothes.
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>>221836214
a direct competitor to Universal?
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>>221828159
>Nobody is a big guy
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>>221826948
Lol retards are STILL spamming rt critics score? Lol JC.... NPCs gonna NPC
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Why the fuck are you debating over some internet website percentages instead of watching things yourself?
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>>221827032
>this shitty quality with wild african skeleton woman
70s soul
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>>221843393
Because "muh culture war"
Too deep inside their own asses to live normal lives
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>>221837220
Based. BTFO that faggot
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>>221827977
Also apparently they are all armored up just sitting in the forest waiting for the greeks to walk into it, then materialize out of nowhere on all sides of them
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>>221837241
You lost
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>>221829279
so the indian and african guy are greeks?

why? they look nothing like greeks.
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>>221842788
Is this real?
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>>221843919
Greeks are closer to sub saharan than whites
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>>221844189
Wrong you retard
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>>221827032

what a ugly gorilla
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>>221844227
You lost
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>>221844229
Saar
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>>221843816
Its almost like its fiction
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>>221829765
He is barely 6ft. also somehow they made him black looking???
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>>221829142
yeah because IMAX is sold out for months, no one bothers with classic screens anymore



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