What's your problem?
>>221827668If they pay me ill say i like it too
looks like /tv/ and youtube grifter were wrong again, huh
>>221827668(OP) is FUMING
>>221827668Did you consider the opinion of Uwe Boll fans?
>>221827668Now we love reddit when it confirms our biases and incoherent shilling
>>221827668They only believe they liked it but probably didn't because they go to see it expecting to like it. Its like when you play a video game you think is good but then later realize it was only artificial fun and wasn't actually good.
>>221828003Who should I believe, professional trained reviewers with a degree in film history, or a bunch of chudtubers?
>>221828036My dude, they're giving it 100 out of 100 scores. It's nonsense.
>>221828003who falls for this ".... hates you"-shit?
>>221828059That's the Redditor's doing. Nytimes has no score and RogerEbert.com uses 5 stars. Notice how they use nobody from nowhere Arizona Central? Shills. Meanwhile, Time Magazine:>But just wait till you actually see this eye-glazing dud of a movie.
>>221827668Let's check in with the controversial
>>221828059Sorry I replied too quickly
>>221828484picrel is what i feel like after reading literally two reddit comments
>>221827668We're not everybody, so your statement is factually incorrect.
It's really fascinating how this site has gone from twitter screenshots to regularly posting reddit screenshots. You can really see the fall in real time. Wow.
>>221827668Unanimous 10/10 reviews is how you know something is shit though
>>221827668>people sucking off the latest Nolan slopWhat else is new? Still not going to watch it because I have taste. Every Nolan film so far has been hot garbage. What makes you think this one will be any better?
>>221827668where's CAM TS
>>221827668The movie is very boring.
>>221828003Chronically online dork strikes again with his YouTube screenshots, lmao.
>>221828696Most Reddit comments are completely unhinged, it’s been a good 10+ years of it being an extremely moderated echo chamber. It’s fascinating to see the results.
>>221827668>the Iliad and the Odyssey were nearly exclusively about men, from the perspective of men>"but its the women (among them Anne Hathaway and Samantha Morton) who steal the show"I'm so fucking tired of foids, I can't do it anymore
>>221828735Simple. Chuds took over. Chuds can't make things. They can only repeat them. Which is why they attach to memes so easily. The site is officially braindead.
>>221828042>I went to school for 4 years to watch moviesLmao
>>221827668The Emperor has no clothes.
>>221828090Leftoids are kind of open about who they hate these days. It's hardly some sort of conspiracy-theory.
>>221827668If everyone was jumping off cliffs, why should I have to do the same?
>>221830680Ah yes, "chuds" made this thread, gloating about how supposedly good Nolan's Odyssey is, and how trustworthy both read it and professional critics are.Makes sense. Sure thing.
>>221828059>>221828036It's 100% because some people were mad that they cast a black woman as Helen of Troy. It has nothing do with the quality, or lack thereof, of the movie itself. They think it owned the chuds and that is enough reason to give it perfect scores.
>Bug name production with blatant DEI bullshit in it>Gets glowing 10/10 reviews, all marching lockstep with each otherSeen this before, and it's in immediate indication that it's complete shit.
>>221828036>They only believe they liked ityou're reaching unhinged levels of cope
>>221827668Consider Canadian healthcare
>>221827737FPBPDeath to israel, judaism, palestine, islamDeath to browns and brown cults worldwide.
And yet they're too scared to unlock the ratings on rotten tomatoesAlso GO BACK YOU FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT
Our world is fake and gay
>>221830997unfortunately it's a great movie. Casts an ugly nog as HelenCasts a tranny midget as Greek soldierDeserved to be shit but its Nolan with unlimited budget and possibly the greatest source material in existence. It is what it is.
>>221829952it's funny how they have to put /s at the end of every joke because god forbid some retard doesn't understand sarcasm and you get a downvote
>>221830680Actually I think this was made a redditor such as yourself. This is incredibly odd deflecting.
>>221831055>NolanExactly, that's the problem, the king of the midwits.
>>221828735All you know how to do is sit around and be reactionary. You are like a lazy fish in a scum covered pond waiting for pellets to be dropped on your fat head so you can spit them out in defiance. Your laziness and reactionary nature is what has ruined this site. It is literally performing how you trained it through rewards. The "good" era of this site was actionary. When 4chan "did something" rather than commenting from the sidelines about the bullshit circus. Being action oriented requires effort. It's a losing position for a mass communication technology platform.
>>221827668Even reddit is having trouble giving this piece of shit a full throated defense since the camrip webms started surfacing, this garbage is going to flop and the retards who get conned out of their money are going to be really bitter about it
>>221831353what are you talking about. It's a great movie. If you go to the cinema you'll get your money's worth on this one. You have to let this one go and allow yourself to change your opinion. Before the film came out it looked like absolute shit, primarily because of the casting. But it's out now and it's a great movie. You look stupid standing by now untenable position.
>>221828735And twitter and reddit post 4chan screenshots. There are only like 5 websites that people use and they are all using eachother for engagement
>>221827668>What's your problem?I don't like the cast and the few scenes that I've seen here are shitty, this weekend is the WC final too so fuck this shit.
>>221831469Bot
>>221827668The fucking american accents. Extremely distracting.
>>221831597lol wutt?watch the pirate rip like i did. U don't have to give them a penny. It's a great movie you'll enjoy it.
>>221831629>You racist much!I'm talking about Tom Holland and Jon Bernthal.
>>221831686they're both decent. yes even the real one
>>221827668It's American slop
>>221828696I swear these niggers' heads are screwed on backwards.
>>221830997Every Nolan movie in the past decade (except for Tenet) had glowing 9-10/10 reviews from critics and audiences alike. He's the most consistent midwit director all time, which also makes him the most broadly accessible across all demographics. The retards like you going on about paid shill reviews and DEI either have short-term memory loss or are born after 2020, there's no other explanation
Some real immersive moments, like when Ellen Page is killed its done so fast, clean and clinical it feels like really seeing the Trojan army. Also when they break into Troy you get to really experience the city, way more than in brad pitt's Troy.
It's an 8/10 at bestToo much water
>>221832116yeah its just shy of a 9. 8.5 for me
>>221830996>It's 100% because some people were mad that they cast a black woman as Helen of Troy.
>>221827668Omg! if everyone else wants to see it, that must mean, i want to see it. Oh wait, no. I don't have the brains of a nigger. I'm actually capable of making my own decisions. Fuck off faggot.
>>221827737Fpbp.
>>221831055>unfortunately it's a great movie.
>>221831623It's shit, bot
>>221827668If this movie was doing well or tracking well, you fellas wouldn't be seething and trying to convince us to open our wallets to itI'm afraid 2026 is going to to become the year the Nolan slop flopped. And everyone will understand he is a hack
>>221827668>What's your problem?I watched it.5/10. Bland. Terribly cast. Not just the race swaps or the off-putting tranny. Matt Damon is nowhere close to being able to carry this movie and Tom Holland is dead weight.The only stand out actor in the film is the woman playing Circe, who has about 5 minutes on screen.Oddly Ben Safdie has good screen presence in his few moments as Agamemnon.
>>221828036>Its like when you play a video game you think is good but then later realize it was only artificial fun and wasn't actually good.Huh?
>>221827668I don't listen to critics opinions that are positive or negative. I formed my own and I'm just not watching this gay ass shit until it comes out because number one I don't even know there's a 70 mm theater near me I'm sure. Maybe it exists in Long Island or parts of New York, but I have no desire to go see this movie. I don't don't. Maybe one day I will pirate it but I will not let this movie profit a single dollar from me. Fuck this could have been good. Instead you got to pander to woke shit
>>221828484>im sure its a great movie, it is Nolan after allno trolling outside of /b/
>>221831047If you perpetually seething humorless faggots went back then this site might actually become usable again
>>221827668>What's your problem?My problem is that you’re not showing the comments, stupid shill. Even the fucking redditors in that thread find all those 10/10 and 5/5 a little odd
>>221827668
>>221830680>Chud is when you criticize a movie and its filmmaker fot making a mockery of the foundational myth of the Greek people
>>221829995Expectations? Subverted.
>>221827668>r/movies>disagree with the hive mind, especially on a heavily invested corpo product like this you get bannedsounds like rotten tomatoes to me
>>221828735Nice deflection
>>221833913Literally me
>>221830680Nice projection. Or maybe you haven't gotten the memo on who you're supposed to call chud when shilling
>>221827737FpbpWe done here.
>>221828735It's pretty sad.
>>221827668>reddit Go back I’ve seen it and Troy was better. You wouldn’t be shilling this if Nolan’s name wasn’t on it.
>>221831629>seethes in redditismsevery time.
>>221827668>Bill Goodykoontzlmao
>>221829995>the Iliad and the Odyssey were nearly exclusively about men, from the perspective of menThe odyssey is arguably one of the most feminist greek myths despite what wiki historians will tell you. You could even argue its proto wokeCirce turns men into pigs, Calypso is literally a sexual libertine nympho, Athena leads Odysseus home, and Penelope holds the nkingdom down for 20 years. Illiad is far more pro-war than the Odyssey
>>221835075>proto woke Kys faggot
>>221835075>being anti-war is femininedirectionbrain hoyou people deserve your skinwalkers for polarizing shit like this, but you're probably fine with the ones that you can't distinguish
Not my first rodeo, I still remember how much critics were sucking off TLJ, and I still can't believe how hilarious Rian made Leia fly back into the ship lol
>>221828484hotdog is right tho
Do people actually care about someone else's opinion, or are you all just so consumed by this retarded culture war that the only goal is to "own" the other side?I couldn't care less if this movie has a 101% on Rotten Tomatoes and makes a trillion rupees in its first three hours. It looks bad, so I'm not watching it.
>>221833862/tv/ can’t accept the fact that Africans and Indians had more contact with Ancient Greece than whites did
>>221827668The gaslighting around this film is insane. We saw the clips, it's literally embarrassing. It looks like utter shit. Who are they trying to fool?
>>221828484I'm surprised they didn't just remove the posts.
>>221827668I am better than them. I don't see it as a problem.
>>221827737Zionism is white supremacy
>>221827668>The establishment loves a culture war movie designed to enforce their liberal utopia.This movie is not designed to be a thought-provoking, timeless piece. It is a tool for liberals to feel like they can own the chuds.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/moviecritic/comments/1uyizf5/the_odyssey_2026_review_imax_is_officially_a/not even reddit can pretend to like this movie anymore
>>221835502>I saw this movie this afternoon in IMAX. I've been sitting with it all day. The Odyssey was something I was told to read in middle school but it enthralled me, it never felt like homework. That imagery created in my mind has stuck with me since. I know the story. I've seen the many iterations of it. I'm thrilled anytime news comes that more Greek Mythology is being adapted. This being no different. I just wanted to get lost and see another person's vision of this, even with myself almost getting wrapped up in the discourse, I was thrilled. I thought about this moment for weeks now.>What I'm saying is, I wanted to love this film and I didn't. I sort of walked out heartbroken.>I just want to watch a movie and have the time of my life. ESCAPE.>This movie reminds me I am constantly watching a movie. Everyone feels still, plastic. The world feels dusty and lackuster. There are some scenes where I leaned forward and thought "please take me away". It never fully happened. The movie is full of noise rather than character development. I don't hate it, I'm just sad that I have no desire to see it again.>Every helmet just felt like it came straight out spirit of Halloween. The characters motivations and development where cut with quick edits. The settings felt empty any sets felt like well sets. Yes the Trojan horse, Cyclops ,Circe gave it this horror like magical tall tale element but those moments short lived.>I wish, I really wish I could say "wow, what a movie!" But I can't. It does nothing particularly new and or insightful. Nolan made a movie that didn't make sense for him to make. Why make A Greek mythology movie and take everything Greek out? Only leaving the names.>I'm sorry this is an empty f*cking film. Empty. It reaks of technical marvels that are showcased at a world fair. I'm just angry with myself for hoping that I could be whisked away with this one. I know this is simply a movie but movies are special to me when it hits right. This didn't.
>>221835482The establishment is white male supremacist nazi zionist billionaires who want to genocide POC. Go back to /pol/ (created by Jeffrey Epstein btw)
>>221835326>/tv/ can’t accept the fact that Africans and Indians had more contact with Ancient Greece than whites did
>>221827984I watched exactly one (non-shilling) youtube review and someone on /tv/ posted pretty much the exact same criticisms the youtuber had. i.e., it's boring until the last 30 minutes, the cyclops part is cool, and the audio/music is terrible and mind numbing throughout.
>>221827668Every single one of these reviews looks like it was written by AI
>>221835502>https://www.reddit.com/r/moviecritic/comments/1uyizf5/the_odyssey_2026_review_imax_is_officially_a/>not even reddit can pretend to like this movie anymoreDang, it really sounds as bad as it looks from all the camrips
maybe the greeks should put the fucking olives down and learn to operate a camera
>>221835326Ancient Greece was white though
>>221827668>criticsdont care
>>221827737Bump
>>221836856/thread
>made half of what bing bing wahoo part 2 did on its opening dayHoly fuckiing oof
