APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
OP is a spamming kike shill who hasn’t even seen the movie himself
>>221829016Nobody actually believes all these positive reviews right? There's no way. Like how??
>>221829087>Like how??Epstein and Diddy parties that’s how. Don’t be daft.
Reddit liked it
>>221829159Reddit is run by the billionaire Jewish Maxwell family (notable members: Robert, Ghislaine)
theyre not allowing negative reviews to be published
>>221829478my half star review got verified just fine
>>221829087>Master filmmaker who typically makes amazing movies makes another amazing movie>Shocked Pikachu.jpgWhy would he suddenly make a bad movie now?
>>221829016Do these fuckers think this will make me go see this? I haven't given Hollywood a dime since before Covid, and I'm not going to now.
>>221830078Nobody is going to force you to see it, Anon. You don't have to make a big deal about not watching it.
>>221830097And they don't need to make a big deal about how everyone supposedly is seeing it.
>>221829016RT doesn't mean shit anymore. except how jewish your production team is.
>>221830127And they're not.
>>221830186Sure thing, bud.
>>221829016....For?
>>221830136RT doesn't mean shit anymore... until the next movie you've decided to hate gets bad reviews. Then they'll suddenly be based again.
>>221830212Please point to where he's saying everyone is seeing it, because I must have missed it even though I read it twice.
The only reason people are praising it is because they replaced Helen of Troy with a black chick. That's literally all it is; anyone with half a brain can see it.
>>221830212God Joe turned into such an insufferable fucking faggot.
>>2218291854chan is run by Maxwell's boytoy Jeffrey Epstein, your point?
>>221830242Then you suck at reading and you suck at hiding your bias for shitty movies.
>>221830224>RT means shit because they're paid to give growlingly positive reviews or at least soft-ball DEI shitOk.
>>221830243This. It's been this way for 15 fucking years now. Say the DEI race-swapping slop was bad? Racist. Get blacklisted.
>>221829016Fuck jewish nigger>>221830019Fuck jewish nigger>>221830212Fuck jewish nigger>>221830224Fuck jewish nigger
Nolan rapes once again, the demoralisers got too cocky
>>221830256Reddit, can you post proof? I hope you're finally the one out of 500,000th other of these posts.
>>221830256Well that's a shockingly bold claim to make with no evidence. Especially considering Epstein's been dead for several years now.
>>221829159That looks kinda grim for reddit
Have YOU convinced a friend not to see this shit yet? I managed to get a couple of people to not do it after a lot of convincing (Admittedly they probably weren't going to see it but still)THIS IS HOW WE WIN. WORD OF MOUTH. Get the word out. Talk people out of watching it.
This movie sucks because Nolan doesn't understand Homer and Greek culture on a fundamental level. Homer never hid the cruelty, deceit, arrogance or mistakes of his heroes. In the Homeric epics, the negative aspects coexist in perfect balance with the greatness, bravery and existential quest. While Homer presents Odysseus someone who uses his mind both to survive and to protect his companions, the film isolates the “dark” side of resourcefulness, baptizing it exclusively as cunning and malice. This selective reading ultimately does not highlight the truth of the work, but distorts it, transforming a cosmogonic adventure into a dry psychological study of a man devastated by his remorse.In the killing of the suitors, Christopher Nolan chooses not to portray the massacre as an act of glorious justice or heroic revenge, but as a dark, violent, and deeply traumatic climax. Nolan visually parallels Odysseus’ return to Ithaca with the siege and fall of Troy. Arriving at the palace disguised as a beggar, Odysseus acts not as a king claiming his right, but as a mentally shattered soldier carrying the horrors of war into his own home. The massacre is filmed in the director’s raw, muscular, and brutalist style, reminiscent of a military thriller rather than an epic battle.Why, whereas Homer presents the flaws of all sides with objectivity, does the film seem to focus obsessively on presenting the Greeks as the only barbarians and criminals? For Homer, the cleverness and disguise of Odysseus are not insidious cunning, but the only weapon of a mortal against supernatural monsters and gods. The deconstruction of the Greeks and Odysseus in this particular film is not accidental, but is a central axis of Nolan's directorial vision, who approaches the epic through his favorite themes: psychological trauma, existential guilt, and the distortion of truth.
>>221830321Imagine living a life this gay
>>221830326Hello Grok
>>221830326Yaaaaaaaaawn
Why do people still take Tumblr Tomatoes seriously? They've been a joke for more than a decade now.
>>221830321I convinced 5 of my midwit friends to boycott it and it was easy-ish for all but one retard. Then again we're Greek so I'm not optimistic about the chud boycott campaign overseas. Goypigs have 0 discipline. All they need is a bunch of post about muh epic 70mm IMAX and they'll go book tickets before even thinking about it
>>221829016
>>221830350Because RT hates chuds too.
>>221830258The line you said is nowhere to be found in the text you posted, and I have not said my opinion on the movie either. You're literally doing the meme.
>>221830402>blah blah I'm a dishonest faggot blah blah
>>221830362It's an honor to post with an actual Greek, deus vult my brotherI actually have Greek ancestry on my mother's side and am trying to keep the flame of my European forebears alive
>>221830224>RT doesn't mean shit anymore... until the next movie you've decided to hate gets bad reviews. Then they'll suddenly be based again.This, but unironically
SHAN’T
>>221829016Okay here's how we can still win
>>221830212>QueShould have spent those seven dollars on English lessons.
>>221830243It's funny seeing people trying to shill for it by going "b-b-but she's only in it for three minutes!", because it really drives home how much they just cast her as a publicity stunt given how she was one of the first released promotional images for this boring shit.
>>221830136But you guys use RT ratings to show your movie is good when it suits you. So which is it?
>>221829016no matter how much they astroturf it, this movie will always be shitwe won
>>221830243So Nolan made the right call and you all were wrong? Weird. Turns out choosing the right person for the job instead of a popular pick does count for something.
>>221830402
>>221831063>But you guys use RT ratings to show your movie is good when it suits youWe do? ...No, I don't remember doing that. In fact I don't remember thinking that Rotten Tomatoes scores have any direct correlation with a movie being "good" in the past 10 years.
>>221830321I didn't even really need to, me and my friends all saw the trailer when we went to see MK2 (which also wasn't very good, but whatever) and we all agreed it looked boring as shit.Funnily enough, they were excited for it when it first came up, but by the end of the trailer they'd lost all interest in it.
>>221831083>So Nolan made the right callNo, he made the wrong call that he knew wpuld get sucked-off by ideologues anyway.
>>221830402>You're literally doing the meme.That's not "the meme". That's an edit you made by going in, changing one word and then pretending it still made sense because the original was both accurate and made you butt-hurt.
>>221829159am I supposed to believe that Nolan suddenly became a great director after 25 years of just ok movies?
>>221831102I haven't seen the movie itself yet, but I will admit that the trailer for MK2 genuinely made the movie at least LOOK very impressive and promising.That's how you make a trailer that gets people hyped. Not plastering Nyongbongo's ugly mug on the screen.
>>221831063You're thinking of your faggot contemporaries on twitter and reddit, sorry. Nobody who isn't a shill or a retard gives a shit about RT scores, or any critic scores for that matter, nor have they ever.>>221831083>cast someone as a publicity stunt/get out of jail free card so you can say "you just hate it because there's a nigger!" when people call your movie shitTurns out the job was just to deflect criticism, so yeah I guess she was the right person for it.
>>221831091So your point is that neither can meme? Well, you're right about that.
>>221831169It wasn't awful, and I liked it more than the first one, but that's not saying much because the first one was mostly shit. Had some okay fights and they at least had the courtesy to violently kill off the OC character from the first movie that nobody liked.I'd watch them both again over the Odyssey, that's for sure.
>>221831142Oh, it still makes very much sense. Reading comprehension on this board is literally kindergarten tier. Any discourse with chuds is literally impossible because they will always misread posts on purpose and twist your words to make you look bad.
>>221830321It's cute how you guys so desperately need this movie to fail.
>>221831405Nobody "needs it to fail", everyone's just laughing at how fucking bad it is and how modern day access media- sorry, "professional critics" are once again tanking what precious little credibility they have by desperately sucking the movie's cock.You and your kind, on the other hand, aren't getting hired again if it doesn't succeed, so you need it to not fail.
uh bros, what happens when it hits a billie i'm getting worried
>>221831478It's a good movie, Anon. Those who have seen it know that, but I guess you and your buddies who haven't know better than them.
>>221829573Sure thing, bud.
>>221831405It's not about this movie failing, I think Elon put it best when he said it was about taking Western culture back. We have to win.
>>221831478>Nobody "needs it to fail", everyone's just laughing at how fucking bad it isYou're not any more convincing now than you've been for the past fuck knows how many months, anon.
>>221830379Came here to post this
>>221831561See, unlike you, I haven't been posting in these threads for months. I'm just here now to laugh at you.>>221831525What's so good about it? Everything I've seen of it looks dull as dishwater.
>>221831478Cope.Go seek validation on your red-pilled Nerd Crew YouTube channels.
>>221831665I don't watch faggot youtubers, sorry! Hope that RT score means you get a few extra rupees in your account this week assuming the second weekend box office numbers don't get obliterated by spidey
>>221829016NOOOOOOHELP ME ASMONGOLD HELP ME NERDOTIC YOU PROMISED ME IT WILL FAIL NOOOOO I AM GOING INSAAANE
>>221831478I don't give a shit about woke stuff, I just think that Nolan making such a poor movie like this is very disappointing after his previous work and people eating it up like this is frankly disgusting.Then again, I consider myself slightly smarter than the average moviegoer, my favorite Nolan movie is the rather philosophical and cerebral Tenet.
>>221829016critics are whores
>>221831724He really hasn't made anything good since The Prestige.
>>221830256>Maxwell's boytoyI suspect she never got any action, with all that molesting Epstein was busy
I've seen the film, picrel is basically what Odysseus' journey is about.
>>221829016rotten tomatoes has become the fact checker website of movies
>>221831694God I can't fucking wait for the second week drop off, Spidey + the negative word of mouth is going to absolutely tank Odyssey, we're possibly looking at a record week by week drop. Booked next weekend off work so I can see the seethe in real time.
>>221830326>Arriving at the palace disguised as a beggar, Odysseus acts not as a king claiming his right, but as a mentally shattered soldier carrying the horrors of war into his own home.fuck, this might be actually interesting, maaking it as postIraqi vet returning with PTSD to wife that Dear John-ned him
>APOLOGIZE RIGHT N-ACKNo, saar.
