Sarah was right there dude
>>221829106Remove the eye-liner and you wouldn't be able to tell her apart from 99% of her ethnic race.
>>221829106Well, she was to his left
>>221829106You know another message of the movie was that women should be the ones who are confrontational with men, not the other way around.
>>221829106Bear should have wish for Sarah to grow G cup tits and have her tattoos erased, along with becoming about 10 lbs lighter and have all that extra fat go straight to her ass.
>>221829106that's a dude with a ring nose... disgusting
>>221829480>sees a woman>thinks of menNice job outing yourself there faggot
>>221829106>Is Bear stupid?Yes, this was established in the first 4minutes.
>>221829106Idk why but she looks ugly in the movie
>>221829738Gay
Sarahfags are the least convincing simps on this board since the guys that think Britta is hotter than Annie
>>221829798I can smell your homosexuality from here
>>221829798Haven't watched and probably won't watch this movie, but don't appreciate getting called out like this.
Inde NavarretteMom's spaghettiPalms are sweaty
>>221829106Both these hos are mid and this movie sucked.
>>221830248Ian's penis makes her wetty
>>221830367Movie was great. It probably just triggered you hard.
Literally every single woman in this movie was varying degrees of mid / hideous. What happened to Hollywood?
>>221829106I'd ignore her in favor or Nikki too tbhonest.
>>221830367>>221830542I cant imagine having this bad of a taste when it comes to women
>>221829106I so wanted bear to put his arm around her when she rested her head on his shoulder after the uni rejection. I would have. Pussy
>>221829106>Is Bear stupid?bear is sexy hot. i want to fugg bear please let me fugg bear please.
>>221830613Well the actor is gay so if you are man enough......
>>221829106Sceptum piercing and tattoos
>>221830637Yeah its hot
>>221830637>goth girls are so hot>but they can’t have piercings>or tattoos >or wear makeup
>>221830738What is even remotely goth about her? She doesn’t even have black hair
>>221829106Bear isn't gonna fuck a cow, man
he didn't want elliot rodger happa babies. You only do that when you're 100% sure it's over and you can't get the white girl
>>221830818but he was obsessed with a mexican girl
>>221829106>dude, just fall in love with some mid 5/10
>>221830818>white girl
Incels will call Megan Lawless mid and then wonder why they cant get a girlfriend
>>221830944irl it'd be very obvious she isnt mid, when you're looking at other beautiful women online all day it's easy to say she's mid
>>221830944They made her uglier in the film than she is.
>>221830889she's italian-presenting
>>221831230I presume they did that deliberately to make Nikki the most attractive otherwise bears infatuation with Nikki, when a cute nice girl like Sarahwas in his orbit, and into him would have seemed retarded.
>>221830944you can be an incel and recognize a girl is mid. I would still do anything for a mid or even ugly girlfriend but I cant even get those
>>221830944her face is too big and wide, very masculine features
>>221829798But Britta is hotter than Annie.
Would this have worked on Sarah?
>>221829106>Is Bear stupid?dunno, do they call him "Bear" specifically because he's big and stupid? no way in fuck I'm seeing the movie
>>221831580No its just a nicknameHis real name is Barron
>>221829106Ugly and gross
>>221831608No it’s Baron.
>>221831707Looks like i just lost face
>>221830818But Sarah was a happa herself, their children would have been 1/4 asian on average, basically they would look like russians.
>>221829106the brown girl is hotter
>>221832021Hey Inde. Can you hurry up and get fat again. Those videos of you from that era were the bomb
>>221832086Second this
>>221831268She isn't. Have you ever seen an Italian?
>>221832123Disgusting pits.
In the last scene with the corpse was that the actress?
>>221832160You prefer more hair?
>>221829106Movie is misandrist propaganda
>>221829106>nose ring>tattoos>excessive jewlryno, he was not stupid
>>221829106>septum piercingshe can stay right there dude
She wasn't fucking his fart friend too, that's another +
>>221829106yeah but nikki was too
>>221832193Seems like a prop/dummy from what i could findWhich is code for me asking google and it saying it was a dummy
>>221832276Wonder if its for sale?
Is it really that easy to completely destroy a person's head or is Nikki really strong?
>>221832317depends on the head
>>221832317She put a paving brick on the steering wheel to ram the head into
>What a forward young man you are
>>221829106She was cringe
>>221832158I have, anon. Hideous.
>>221832317>is Nikki really strong?not per se but she doesn't need to be; Bear's weak af. cuntwhipped without he's even in a relationship
>>221832875(For fuck's *sake*!)
>>221829106>Stupid tattoosNah. Nikki sucks too. Bear sucks and Ian sucks. They all suck. I'm tired of no worthy characters being written in film anymore. It's demoralizing just going to the movies. There needs to be at least one character worthy of the audiences respect to make a movie interesting. This had none.
Would Nikki have stayed normal if Bear just wished for her to like him back?
>>221833248>stayed normalNo because you cant change a persons feelings like thatYou would still have her scream and freak out trying to regain control but i am not sure you would have the same violent and weird behaviourThe fact that she stands in one place for hours and piss and shits herself just waiting for him is probably because of how the wish was phrased>love me more than anything in the worldThis is an insane thing because that means you love that person more than yourself and anything that has to do with yourselfBut she would probably still be in agony over not being able to be in control of herself
>>221829106He naturally got pulled towards the latina. It's a force that's hard to resist.
>>221833357It wasn't anythingIt was '...more than ANYONE...'
>>221833516Sure anon but anyone also means yourself, so same thing
>>221829106face too fat, then again the other girl is a mid latina. id stay monk mode.
>>221829106me gusta sarah :3>>221829798they were equally hot in different ways. be less gay.
>>221832158>>221832875iTalians arent a real category. venetian? florentine? sicilian? neapolitan?
>>221829106shes fat
>>221834061In all the right places
>>221830944They can't get a girlfriend because their mind revolves around the internet and old grudges.
>>221829106>the nose shitThat is why she was cucked and then killed.
>>221830573You are fucking insane if those are anything but mediocre women off the street. Fucking loser.
>>221834124Except her tits
>>221829137Which is... Burgermutt?
>>221835426>You are fucking insaneYes insanely obsessed with attractive women
>>221833009Man, the movie is the only thing she's halfway attractive in. But even then, her fat arms and thighs ruined it. She should've lost weight but given how short she is, she'd still look weird.
>>221835523What is it like having such low levels of testosterone anon?
>>221835508>insanely attractive>that short stubby fat armholy fuck you are beyond help just kill yourself hahahahaha
>>221835539I'd have to ask you since you worship any hole there is instead of having some standards.
>>221835572Really? You just unironically did the "pointy elbows" meme?You are a parody of the worst kind of retard
>>221835589>any holeThats not trueI generally dont care much for white women
>>221835597She has a decent face but atrocious body. That's all. Kill yourself, nigger.>>221835617Based but you're still cucked for calling that insanely attractive. Moderately attractive would be fine.
>>221835671>atrocious body.Like i said low levels of testosterone
>>221835671Yeah, you gay man. Go eat another hot pocket.
>>221829106honestly I thought she was Ians gf for the first hour of the movie.
>>221835690Yeah, gooning over some 5 foot tall goblina with the body proportions a budding abuela is such high T
>>221835731>>221835690>you le heckin gay if you dont worship any and all femalesyou're both woman-brained and will troon out. hope you kys before your family is subjected to that.
>>221835777Ian can only get casual sex from a depressed Nikki who wants to leave town
>>221835815>>221835818All i know is that i have good taste and everyone who disagrees have low levels of testosterone
>>221835861You are a beta male with autogynephilia and mentally you have nothing in common with other men. You insane fuck, you deserve to die.also cover her eyes and she looks exactly the same as that Ortega goblina. You have ZERO T but buckets of estrogen.
>>221835913I guess its the low levels of testosterone that is causing you to sperg out like this
>>221830542mideous, if you will
>>221829106>Septum piercing Disgusting
Is her aussie mother white?
>>221831325
>>221835731Thank you, but I prefer a hot COCKET because I am homosexual. Now excuse me while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
>>221835861The only thing going for her is if you are into quirky faces.She has a pretty bad body overall.The chubby Asian isnt hot either.I thought this movie was done amongst friends and they were just average people.
>>221830944>cakeup to hide facial flaws>face is so wide it looks like a robot characterSmh
>>221836364What if i like dark hair, dark eyes and tanned skin?>just average people.Do you ever meet average people or are your view of how people look based on just movies because you never leave your house?
>>221836405You like Hispanics we get it.No idea where you live but these girls are very plain. Not great bodies, not even fit bodies.Asian has so much makeup to hide flaws and a bad body on top of that.There is no reason to pretend they are hot, but if they fit your fetish then thats a you thing
>>221832317Nikki had freakish adrenaline strength because she thought (correctly) that Sarah was after Bear
>>221829106ACK!
>>221829106Yes. Like all sensitive and retarded young men, Bear preferred to let an obsessive oneitis simmer within him quietly for years rather than make a pass at the attainable girl friend who would have been willing to suck his cock if he ever even bothered to ask. He didn't have to marry her, but it would have completely dispelled the byzantine expectations he'd built up in his mind around Nikki and, ironically, he would have been better prepared to pursue her, as he'd have more confidence, experience, and there's a very real chance Nikki would have gotten jealous purely because Bear was now taken. Also, this ignores the fact that Sarah is objectively above average and by all accounts seems to be pleasant to hang out with and loyalIn short, Bear's a fucking retard and there were no downsides to getting with Sarah, and at the absolute minimum it would have been better than the simp lifestyle he was choosing to live with up to that point
>>221836615Would this work?I feel like there is not enough room to get leveragePing /sci/
>>221830944she has nice feets
Had an objectively better choice pining after him and willing to gargle his balls on the daily that would have been a loyal gf. Instead chose to oneitis over some whore that had no interest in going steady with anyone. Bear is a fucking retard, laughably so, to the point where it actually makes all the reddit whinging about him being evil a moot point because of just how dense he is.
>>221830944the character is mid, not the actress
