*sigh*>Somehow, the Bronze Age collapsed.
Forced hateThe movie did well and everyone loves it
>>221829359
>>221829359My dad works at Nintendo and sell bridges on the side
>>221829375What’s the problem here
>>221829359Fuck outta here same fagging in every thread for the next couple of weeks get a life you dirty jeet loser.
>>221829340>It’s times like these that call for a….demokracyThe applause drowned out the next line in my theater
>>221829375Slopkino
>You're a big guy
>Having sex with your own mother is evil, Oedipus!>From my point of view, not laying mad pipe on my madre is evil!>THEN YOU ARE LOST!!!OEDIPVSDirected by Chris NolanStarring Nick Reiner as Oedpius2028S U M M E R
>>221829375>Ramirez get to the boat!
>>221829340Give it to me raw. This slop is three hours long. Is there actually anything in it that is worth 3 hours and not just endless padding with stupid shit?
>>221829340>I guess this is the end of my ODYSSEY
>>221829340Israeli bots lile you don't like it because the movie is telling you to not kill your hosts, which is what you're doing, fucking hasbara bots
>They work for the mercenary. The Complicated Man.
>>221829375How long does this battle go on for?
>>221829340Urnfield Culture Chads, we can't stop winning!
>>221830046
>>221830057>Starring Chris Chan as Oedpiusftfy
>its an overwhelming success/tv/ was wrong AGAIN
>>221830046Dr Odysseys, I'm CIA
>>221830046>pour Athene
>>221830046>>221831793>Dr. Odysseus? I'm Circe.>Swine?>You're a pig guy.
>>221829340There's literally nothing wrong with the line, he's just observing that times are changing
>>221830173Fuck it anon, I kekked.
>>221829340>Somehow, I returned
>>221832105People living in the Bronze Age didn't call it the Bronze Age, anon, that's something that historians retrospectively dubbed it. It's an anachronistic line.
Post the Aegean Sea one
>>221829340the sea people are in this?
>>221830081Not really. Everything that's any good you've already seen in the movies that came before it. Not even the dialog can save it, I mean Matt Damon is the lead, what did you expect?
>>221832105>What are we, some kind of World War One?
The horse... was Trojan?
>>221831598I find 1 result of someone saying "the odyssey will flop" i don't think people were criticizing the potential popularity of the film as much as how bad it will be https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22The%20odyssey%20will%20flop%22/order/asc/
>>221832179>Dr. Bronze Age? I'm SeaIA.
>>221832212>i don't think people were criticizing the potential popularity of the film as much as how bad it will beThe whole internet was
https://x.com/PubWanghaf/status/2077898634231001117
>>221832152There also weren't any witches or children of gods or other monsters in real life so what's your point?
>>221829399Matt Damon's bow shooting.Bad editing.No power behind the hits from the big guys.
>>221832395My point is that you're a fucking retard, which has now been reinforced by your idiotic reply.
>>221829340>this was the tale of journey of Odysseus on the the sea, our Odyssey so to speak
>>221832440Don't call me that, what the fuck is worng with you
>>221832440Kys, it was a fantasy story 2800 years ago and it's a fantasy story now.
>you're pining for a daddy you didn't even know>...>...>he's right behind me, isn't he
>>221829340>did you hear that one eyed freak cry for his daddy? christ, what a wimp!
>>221832563>hey tone! isn't it a coincidence how your name is odysseus and we're stuck on this huge odyssey?
So how are y'all coping?
>>221829359I can assure you, It's organic.
>>221830046>We are... the Sea Peoples. The Knights who say Sea.>Oh, the Sea?>Yes, Odyssey.
>>221830046>They were trying to grab your prize, they work for Achilles, the transitioned man>PAGE?
>Zeus damn it, you’re a loose onager, Odysseus! The tyrannos is up my ass after that little stunt you pulled with the Lacaedominians!>I want your xiphos and your royal signet on my desk, now!>and your other xiphos!
>>221830046>We are... the Sea People. Also known as... Sea Men.
>>221829359fag
>>221833398>>We are... the Sea People. Also known as... Sea Men....and women
>>221833280Seek help
>>221833280AI slop just like the movie.
>>221829359Your forced love for a generic Nolan movie makes me want to spite you and all the other jeets and refusing to watch it all together. How you like them cow turds?
>>221832407>Bad editingYou guys keep saying this when the editing looks fine to me
>>221833575we get it, you're retarded.
>>221829375literal direct to tv shit
>>221830046>>221831793>>221832041>>221832046>>221833293>>221833294>>221833398best thread on the board right now
Forced loveThe movie did well and everyone loves it
>>221832395I´m too lazy to post the heated steering wheel
>>221832232What internet? People were calling it shit, which it is. Nobody thought it would flop with Nolan's name attached to it and half of Hollywood. This is just npcs moving the goalposts pretending that the 'success' was ever a measure of the quality of the film.
>>221832105>>221832395>>221832596>>221832633holy shit fucking kill yourself dude
>>221833294GEG
>>221829375>liberals will pretend this is a cinematic masterpiece to own the chuds
>>221833294>Male?
>Forced hate>The movie did well and everyone loves it
>Bronze age collapse is the Greeks themselves>they brought it upon themselves by disregarding the divine order and beheading the Athena statue and shitI am sorry, but isn't the whole war happened because of goddesses being mean? Like what's the divine order here? Zeus gets to fuck anyone?
>>221834629'twas always the god fighting and men bearing the consequences. Poolan trying to make it about men and not involving the gods ruins it.
>>221834707You never read the Odyssey. Odysseus and his crew bring all their misfortune on themselves by constantly disrespecting the Gods. It literally says so even on the first page.
>>221833475No, no, a Roman.
>>221832222>If I translate the poem will it die?>It would be extremely painful.>You're a complicated guy.>For chuds.
>>221834736but the gods started the war innit
>>221834884>No chuddy cared who Homer was before I put in the blacks
>>221832915kek
>>221834958More like>No one cares what Nolan does until he puts in the blacks
>>221829340It's funny because Oscar Isaac would have been a better choice for Odysseus as well
>>221832046Was getting fat part of your plan?
>>221829375Those are big guys
>>221829340>somebody finally said itThank you, anon. Thank you.
>>221834464That soijak is indeed right
>>221835007That's inaccurate though, Nolan has been an extremely successful director for decades now.
>"You're too late, Odysseus! Me and and my people from the sea; my SEA PEOPLES; will possibly be a significant factor in the destruction of your civilization, among many other complex geopolitical factors! We will raze your farms, burn your cities, and possibly cause a significant decline in urban society in the eastern Mediterranean, although our role in this decline can be fairly debated!"Chills. This is why Nolan is still the master of dialogue.
>>221835029>Oscar Isaacbetter choice for a suitor>Somehow Odysseus returned
>>221829375Holy moly, what the fuck were they actually thinking? Where are they moving at 2 fps and the arrows not actually leaving the bow?
>>221835184And chuds were always opinionated on the physiognomy of Homeric women
>>221829359Forgot to mention in trans btw.
>>221832206>>221832204Kek
>>221835084Idk why but this made me lose it
>>221835184That's really more of an indictment of our times than anything else; Nolan makes (made) above-average quality assembly-line movies for plebs. However, he has been utter garbage since The Dark Knight Rises - you honestly expect the man who gave us the immortal CIA Bane sequence to produce genuine cinema?
>>221829375same lame energy
>>221829340>Somehow, the Bronze Age collapsed.Fires from the cope-fuel weakened the bronze until the aga collapsed under the weight of Nolans pretentiousness.
>>221835193I concede your point, that would have been meta-kino
>>221832395usage of modern historical terminology is anachronistic to greek myth. belief in the supernatural isn't.
>>221835193>Scene with Matt Damon spinning like a spastic with ridiculous strobe lighting while Robert Pattinson cowers in fear>cuts to Oscar Isaac looking disappointed and slightly nauseous >Somehow... Odysseus returnedI'd clap
>>221835193>O: Penelope is my wife>Suitors: Only the king is married to the queen>O: I am the king>*starts spinning wildly*Unironically I would've watch this movie thrice
>>221829340BRAVO NOLAN>>>/wsg/6197228
>>221835773Kek
>>221829375Hes not shooting arrows at anything...This looks awful
>>221835247At least the guy in that poster looks like he draw a bow.
>>221835247The rate at which our movie-watching standards have collapsed is astounding
>>221829375Nolan had the budget to film them tossing boulders at them and sinking the ships. But the film most be grounded instead.
>>221832206Huh? Cillian was not cast in this film? Odd.
>>221829375lmao no one on set knew how to use a bow
>>221829375You guys don't get it. All the kino is actually contained in the top and bottom strips of image you can only see in a proper IMAX 70mm showing. It only looks terrible because the kino got cropped away. You're doing yourselves a huge disservice by not ordering tickets right now.
>>221829359It came out like 12 hours ago
We finna some kinda Odyssey????
>>221829375I ain't watching this slop. I knew Nolan had gone senile after watching Interstellar and this proves me right
>>221829375valheim.mp4
>>221837961Interstellar was passable slop. Tenet was garbage.Oppenheimer was your generic oscarb8 elevated by Cillian Murphy
>>221835063*snort*
>>221829375They should have just more directly ripped off dark souls.
>>221832633It actually wasnt, the gods and creatures were believed to be real at the time.
>>221833575>editing looks fineYou keep saying this when the editing looks bad to everyone
>>221837961for me it was the double whamy of Oppenheimer and Tenet both mediocre af
Matt Damon plays Matt Damon in every role.
>>221838205Y'all ain't ready for the discussion that Nolan's Batman was never good.
>>221829340as an academic who has studied the Bronze Age I have Bronze Age Collapse fatigue and that charlatan Cline has a lot to be sorry for by regurgitating ideas debunked in the 19th century with pottery typologies mixed with climate alarmism.
>>221838250I just see 『Matt Damon as Potato 』
>>221837905
>>221838407Sea peoples were just Linear B Greek chuds looking for a good time.
>>221837796no Irish where cast , nolan is sick of them
>>221839401>nolanThe Nolan surname is of Irish origin, derived from Ó Nualláin. It’s associated with the meaning “famous or noble” (nuall) and comes from Irish family history connected to the Loígis tribe
