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And Nolan marches on. What should he tackle next?
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But /tv/ told me audiences would hate it
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>>221829383
He should make a film about Jesus.
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>>221829383
>>221829424
>>221829451
this movie is so bad and the shilling so odorous, you have an actual obligation to your society to go out and burn every movie theater near you down and then march on hollywood and crucify everyone in the industry
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>>221829383
He need to do more high concept sci-fi like Inception and Tenet. I don't give a shit about the story I just want to see cool shit happen.
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>>221829383
it's a 5-6/10 at BEST.

It's a majorly boring film, with the only good set pieces being the trojan horse attack.

The rest is fucking bland as fuck.

The hills
The beaches
The witches house
The undead
The Forest
The Cave
and the fucking Oceans

SO fucking boring

THE ONLY THING that kept me locked in was Pattinson when he was on screen
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>>221829424
>Rotten Tomatoes scores
>real

They're not. They've been open about manipulating them and misrepresenting them as they please for the past 10 years.
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>>221829383
If the goal is to invest 300$ millions into making bad movie and another 200$ millions Into bribing critics and faking RT scores, then he can do whatever he wants.
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>>221829575
Nice try glownigger
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>>221830921
how is that profitable who's winning out of that?
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>>221830915
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>>221829383
It's crazy that the admins and the jannies are letting posts like this, stay up on the board because their sole purpose is to trick people into wasting their money to go see a big piece of crap. This is basically you know fraud especially after the cam webms came out showing how bad it is
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>>221829383
>What should he tackle next?
Youre mom.
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>>221829383
christian mythology
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>>221829383
>both critics and audiences love it
So what’s the new cope?
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>>221831324
Jews.
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>>221829424
Only the most shilltastic retards go see a movie on Thursday and then rush to Rotten Tomatoes to review it. Let's see where the reviews are a week from now, and more importantly the box office drop on the second weekend.
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>>221829383
(((verified audience)))
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>>221829617
This. At least there he can get all his DEI quotas in without desecrating source material.
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>>221831324
Everyone involved gets paid except the source of the funds, which is ultimately the US taxpayer.
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Live action Evangelion (black Asuka) so there is an actual chud uprising
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>>221833199
Audience score is pointless now because you have to prove you bought a ticket and only the biggest Nolan tards will go through the effort to do so on RT
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>>221829383
do you believe these are real? i dont know a single person in my entire life that has used rotton tomatoes or revivewed and rated movies. maybe if they hate something they might go give it 1 star/thumb down. avatar has like 100% audience score and they are the most dogshit movies ever created.
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Genuine review. The movie is absolute trash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPO1LHNSkgU
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>>221829383
Whatever the fuck he wants
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have all the youtube loosers chimed in already or are some chuddies still waiting to have their opinions laid out for them?
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>>221835940
If you watched anything they say you'd know they frequently disagree with each other on all sorts of movies and TV, because they're honest and not part of a hive mind like you are, but honestly this movie sucks so a lot of them definitely hate it while others just think it's mid, just like basically everyone who's not being paid by the studio to say it's great.
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>>221835912
Wrong.
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>>221830915
The "audience" reviews are all coming from Fandango which is known to skew ratings. RT is also owned by Fandango.
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>>221835983
>If you watched anything they say
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>>221836201
Seems pretty close minded of you
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>>221829383
Birth of a nation
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Unironically, Star Wars
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>>221829383
The key to making the greatest movie of all time is to organically get people to shit on your movie because of the race swapping. That will cause people to blindly praise it and see the movie just to own the nazis
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>>221829575
>RT below 50%
>HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no one fell for the jew's tricks they all hate it!

>RT above 50%
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE T-THE JEWS PAID THEM ALL OFF THEY'RE SHILLS
EVERY time.
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>>221838261
The whole
>critics are paid by le jews
meme was debunked when this jewish-produced film got a low critics score on RT
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>>221829383
I've been saying he should make a James Bond movie for a while now. Not because it will be good or bad but it would be interesting to see at the very least.
Nolan is also kind of an oddball in that his favorite Bond movie is On Her Majesty's Secret Service
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Live action Akira.
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>>221829424
You think the niggers that bought a ticket a year in advanced won't like it?
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>>221838379
On her majestys secret service is the best looking bond film
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The Prestige 2. Set in modern times. Starting Timothy Chalamet, Pedro Pascal, and Zendaya
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>>221838352
>mainstream movie
>19 critic reviews
that just means the professional critic class is almost entirely comprised of circlejerking reddit trannies
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He should make a movie about Julius Caesar where Marc Anthony is a black man
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I'm just not going to watch it. I hate 3 hour films.
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>>221838352
This is a chud movie you know, only chuds praised it. Even Elon Musk, king of the chuds, promoted it on twitter.
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>>221835803
Holy cope. So all the other negative review scores don't count since "only x retards would buy tickets anyway!".
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>>221836026
how come that didn't happen for other countless other woke movies like captain marvel then
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>>221830874
so it's like Dunkirk in some way? a shallow but visual spectacle
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>>221829424
They do. Don't get manipulated and don't be a mindless sheep. RT is probably time-blocking the majority of shit reviews, which they have done before.
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>>221838824
chud chud chud chud chud chud.. Arent you late to have your testicles turned into a gaping wound
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>>221839085
tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny.. Aren't you a little old to still be a virgin
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>>221829424
This is their marketing budget, right here. A jeet with his memo containing the latest words like "chud" and "seethe" and spamming everywhere
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>>221829383
Cosmic sci-fi horror.
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>>221838488
Can you genuinely imagine any self-respecting movie fan willingly watching an Uwe Boll movie?



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