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will they like The Odyssey?
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>>221831772
Who cares?
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kill yourself, retard
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no but people on here will say that they did
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>>221831772
They'll spend half the review commenting on the culture war surrounding the film without actually taking a firm stance one way or the other since they're insufferable fence sitters that have deluded themselves into thinking they're enlightened centrists.
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they won't even review it. RLM is a horrorslop channel now.
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>>221831772
>Hey Mike, have you seen that movie everybody's talking about?
>Yeah Jay, what am I, an idiot?
>Of course we're referring to Do Not Open, the new horror feature that's taking Tubi by storm! Let's do a deep dive into this indie filmmaker.
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>>221831772
Probably, yes.
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>>221831816
Also, this, sadly.
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>>221831782
I care hehe :)
>>221831816
the did masters of the universe. They will do Odyssey cus Nolan
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>>221831865
they didn't review dunkirk or tenet
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>>221831772
They'll leave 30 minutes in because of rowdy teenagers
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people are still really mad they didn't talk about the batman
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>>221831772
>Every man has his price.
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Jay:
>And it's nothing about the casting. I (dismissive wave off to the side) don't care about the casting. Lupita Nyongo is charismatic... as hell. It just would have been nice to hear the movie (nervous laugh).
Mike:
>Oppenheimer was like, a smart movie.
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>>221831772
They'll say it was better than Shelby Oaks
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>>221831772
It depends on opinions. They go with the flow.
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>>221831782
I care.
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>>221832031
Stuckmanns vast estates in their heads is well and truly deserved.
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They will pretend to like it to own the chuds.
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>>221831772
>So Jay... what did you think about the Odyssesseuss?
>[both ramble for 40 minutes about culture wars and Nolan's career, sum up the new movie in 5 minutes, and say it's ok]
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>>221831772
Will they like it? no, will they say its woke shit no, they will just mock nolan without the rich evans laughter yes
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>>221831772
>heres how I would have fixed it
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report eceleb threads as off topic
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>>221831831
I prefer that to another odyssey review.
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>>221831816
4 second review in the 2026 catch up part 2 part 1
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Jack Quaid has a lot connections through Nolan, of course they'll love it
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>>221832030
Yeah that Jay quote seems right on the money
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>>221831772
They’ll say something like “If you hated it, that’s because you were always going to hate it. Nothing in the movie could have convinced you otherwise”.
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>>221835334
why do they love that nepobaby so much? At least with Culkin you can understand why they would feature him, that poor guy went through a lot of shit.
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>>221831782
Erm, their patreons and the unfunny try-hards in their YT comment section.
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>>221836170
>why do they love that nepobaby so much?
Because they burned all their other bridges. Son of Meg Ryan is their last chance to get out of YouTube jail.
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>>221836324
They have the comments section they deserve.
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I like the Odyssey
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I haven't seen it so I can't tell you if they'd like it or not.
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>>221836344
Why would they see it as a jail when it makes them so much money? Are you fucked in the head?
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>>221836786
Underrated dancer
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>>221836786
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>>221831865
>They will do Odyssey cus Nolan
They don't like him all that much.
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>>221836786
Wow, he's still with Jessie? Why aren't they married and have kids?
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>>221836786
Is Mike not gay?
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>>221837251
It's the medication.
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>>221831772
Kind of admire their tenacity. Their little video blog was worth about 35 minutes of viewing 10 years ago and they are still pumping out content, not bad.
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HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
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>>221831772
Who gives a shit what they think?
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>>221837243
How do you know they aren't?
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>>221837310
Id rather watch an 45 minute long video of two homosexuals talk about a movie than watch the 90 minute movie theyre talking about
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>>221831772
Would Mike or Jay know anything about the Greek mythology let alone read the Odyssey?
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>>221837332
This is the kind of try-hard YT comment I was talking about.
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>>221837329
no ring
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>>221837379
People in open marriages frequently don't wear rings.
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>>221837369
I dont know who you are.
Do not reply to my posts
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>>221837543
The real reason "their" kids have been kept off camera
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>>221831816
Horror/Kyle Gallner fan club
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>>221836786
Mike's a Fanhausen. Interesting
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>>221831816
Quiz show episodes are the last beam supporting this whole channel now that they're ruined Best of the Worst
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>>221837705
They're all white THOUGH
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They'll say it has too much CGI, and then laugh about "manbabies" for 20 minutes.
So, they'll say nothing at all.
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>>221831782
this is literally the response I expect from Jay though
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>>221831772
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>>221837819
>So, they'll say nothing at all
So just like all their other reviews
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>>221838101
Well yeah, RLM is a friendship sim channel. Anyone who thinks that they review movies is either very young and shouldn't be expected to know better or a retard.



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