It’s crazy how every review is like this, no critic has been able to simply say “it’s great, the whole movie is great, 5/5”
>>221831776It doesn't matter that the movie isn't interesting or well made. It moves. That's far more important, chud.
>>221831776>its fucking terrible and boring5/5
>>221831776>But it moves.>The movement: EllenInArmourRunsAwkwardly.webm
You fags made it a political statement so now you'll never get a real unbiased review.
>>221831776Everything about this movie screams 'well, chuds hate it, so we're supposed to love it. best movie evah'. I'm convinced that if you convice leftists that a movie about a guy shitting in the toilet for 2 hours is woke provocative art, these nps would give it 10/10 all around.
>it's got pictures and they move on the scree>5/5
>>221831776....goodykoontz? theres an entire bloodline named goodykoontz?
>>221831918>>221831942It's bizarre to me that critics are such a singular hivemind, that they don't really look for anything anymore except for what jerks off their Bluesky moralityDid you know that pic related was the most award winning season of television, in history? 26 Emmy nominations, 11 wins. It's amazing that it's not talked about to this day like The Sopranos or Breaking Bad or Mad Men, since it was such a universally agreed masterpiece. People couldn't even agree why it was a masterpiece, it just was.
>>221831918>You fags made it a political statementsomehow I know that you are blaming the wrong people
>>221832036Same thing just happened but SINNERSThese people treat us like we're horrible people for noticing what they're doing
>>221832036watchmen was dogshit. the odyssey is great.
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>>221831776>But it moves.these retards shouldnt be reviewing anything
>>221831918Yes, "we" casted negroes and trannies in our famous european epic.
>>221832168If you didn't make a grifter thing out of it then critics would be comfortable calling it dogshitLike how critics were obligated to defend The Last Jedi because of the culture war but were finally allowed to dunk on Rise of Skywalker
>>221832130its true there are forced positive reviews for nigger/feminist/jew slop movies. and probably even if the odyssey was shit they'd still praise it.they got lucky, the odyssey is a great movie, you can't really fight this battle without looking silly.
>>221832168>europeans trying to claim greece and rome
By saying this movie is a 10 out of 10, the shills are committing fraud
>>221832322lol huh? greeks and italians aren't european?assume i'm talking to an amerimutt, retarded every time.
>>221832036Yeah why can’t they be a hivemind that only spouts chud sentiment, then I would love them!!!
>>221832424>dogshit isn't dogshit if a racist tells you that it's dogshitthis seems like a quickly self-defeating philosophy
>>221831776>it's too long and it's boring, but it movesNo shit retard, it's a "movie", moving is literally the most basic requirement.
>>221831776>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>Black helen of troyWokeness has won
>>221831942Bro, you guys have made a mountain out a mole hill. It's fucking nothing. There are actual woke ass movies coming out all the time. This ain't it.
>>221832036They all praise the shit they're told to praise, because if they don't then they get their names taken off the exclusive premiere invitation list.They're not even critics, they're just access media. Who the fuck cares about Bill Goodykoontz from Arizona Republic and what he thinks of a movie? Who the fuck is he?Well guess what, he's the same as 99.99% of "approved critics" on aggregator sites.
>>221832036Critics are parasites whos jobs depend on bums on seats for whatever is being produced. Hollywood is decaying fast and they feel the dread of that too so they push must watch to try and keep it alive.
>>221832322I know that Americans think they belong to some sort of judeo-christian civilization but even where there isn't a direct genetic link like GREECE AND ITALY European civilization sort sprang from the brow of the classical world, if you'll pardon the torture of the English language.
>Look I'm gonna be honest... [whole bunch of reasons why it's ass] BUT... it's a Nolan movie and you can tell. And it's [bullshit made-up term that's supposed to sound deep]. 5/5There that's all reviews.
>>221832478If a racist of piece of shit keeps screaming at me for months that the movie is dogshit because there’s black actor in it then yeah I’m not give the racist shitheel’s opinions any weight
>>221832812Well good news, now you've got everyone telling you it's shit because the movie's out and everyone can see that it is, in fact, shit.
>>221832837>now you've got everyone telling you it's shit
>>221832713Also>Matt Damon, Tom Holland and [name of the actor who plays some supporting character, usually Leguizamo or Morton] are fantastic in their roles, tour de force!And most of the reviews usually mention 3 actors, no more, no less. Funny that
>>221831776>criticcommon core retards trying to come across like they speak with a marble in their mouth
>Zeus' Law>don't violate Zeus' Law>he violated Zeus' Law>it's Zeus' LawIs this fucking real?
