>rave reviews>glowing audience scores>on track to be a box office smashWhere were you when /tv/ lost?
It's literally flopping already despite the desperate 150M marketing astroturf campaign.
>>221832255Chudcel cope.
>>221832141Sorry, I forgot that we were supposed to bow down to journos and normogroidfags whenever something is popular to make shills happy.
>critics love it>audience love it>Nolan again considered a geniusWe fucking lost bros.. we lost hard.Gone are the days of relevancy of this site...Its over... ;_;
>>221832255>projected $200-250m global opening weekendWhat a flop!
Nolan won. Its over for /tv/ chuds
>>221832141>/tv/ : this movie looks stupid Looks like /tv/ was right
>>221832274>>221832361Needs 750M just to break even. Good luck with a few hundred IMAX screens and empty theatres even on the opening weekend :)
>>221832994COPEOPE
>>221832361>>221832994I am curious to see the second week drop. I could see it being bad. Feels like Oppenheimer had more hype going in
>>221832994Actually it needs 750 billion to break even. It's over for Nolan.
>>221832994>>221833038Asmongold lostNerdotic lostwhatever grifter god you watch lostyou lostbehead yourself
>>221833035Kek it's over Nolansisters
>>221833082250 budget + 150M marketing. Sorry if you can't do the math bro. No refund hehe
>>221832994You know you can close the tab and just pretend this didn’t happen right? You don’t have to degrade yourself like this.
>>221833306It's not my fault the movie is flopping. I didn't do anything.
>>221832141Actually, I won because I don't have a bottle of Estradiol in my medicine cabinet.
>>221832141But I didn't watch it, and never will. So I won. Not even worth pirating. They failed to make something that would make me interested. The subject matter is a gold mine, and in theory should be right up my alley but hollywood being hollywood they still found a way to modernise it and fuck it up. How did I lose if I never spent a single dime on this? They are the one who lost. They spent all that money for something that their own group of friends circlejerk about, yet failed to reach me. Also, it shows that a big imax screen and cgi is all is needed to mesmerise normies into thinking something is good.
>>221832141Did any of the reviews mention the freeze global rabbi turning a mythic Greek king into some blue collar shit talking and gesticulating dock worker from a local New Jersey union?
WEWUZKWEEENZAN'SHEITTT!!!
>>221833102>behead yourselfWhy don't you test to see if your midget FtM tranny can even lift the sword above its head.
>>221833261>Cinemas don't take a 50% cutkek
>>221834235>Not even worth piratingThe rumor is it's as bad a the Star Wars sequel trilogy. Definitely not worth watching. That shit was fucking agonizing.
>>221834383What the fuck is that?
>>221832141none of that will stop it from being a dogshit movie from now until the rest of time
>go see it >It's just badIt's not the woke casting or the usual Nolan darkness. It's just boring.
>>221835236Wife of Zeus
>>221835236Our Kween!
It’s just a shitty remake of Oppenheimer with a supposedly famous badass Greek hero being le guilty over building a fucking horse.
i haven't gone to the movies in like 6 years I just hope it overtakes all the obsession threads
>>221832141What did we lose? You're crying about me not watching a movie.
>>221835329damn that's one cool cat... I'm not sure what it is, but he's got it!
>>221832141>>221832274>>221832355>>221832912>>221833035>>221833306put the jam on jamboy. no breaks for you this time
>>221832141Its just fun watching the chuds so triggered and scrambling to cope.
>>221833245All showings completely sold out for the entire run where I am.
>>221832141Well, I watched it and can understand why people like it.
>>221832355Take consolation in this, frendo: /tv/ was never relevant.
>>221835647We already know that mumbai loves the movie
I'm going to my local theater to protest and to physically stop people from seeing this crapI'm gonna personally make sure this piece of crap flops
