Portugal's top movie magazine rates Nolan's The Odyssey 1 stars out of 5, berates the "Nolanization" of The Odyssey, and says it is is "a movie without a soul".
Here, chuds, chew on this copium bone
Portugal is basically a third-world country.
>>221834244>it is is "a movie without a soulAnd portugal is without Portugese at this point, they should focus on fixing their demographics instead of chudritiquing films
That ending was extremely soulful tho? Meds are just butthurt because there too poor to make a high-budget kino.
>>221834287>>221834306>>221834328uh oh here comes the meltie
>>221834306Just call them poor and brown.The three world system said fuckall about what you're alluding to in the first place given that it inlcuded luminaires like Turkey in the first world has become utterly meaningless in the post cold war era.
>>221834345>Meds are just butthurt because there too poor to make a high-budget kino.The Return of 2024 literally exists.
>>221834244>movie without a soul>nolanas expected
>>221834345What recent high budget kinos out of the anglo-saxon countries are you thinking of?
>>221834244oy vey shut it down, time to start a Portugal smearing campaign
>>221834414>Low-Budget film disproves that they can't make big budget films? They've never made a movie that costs more than$22 million on their own
Based meds got the shills in a shoot
>>221834446That's not my argument, though.I'm saying these countries(Greece as well) literally couldn't make a two hundred million dollar movie If they wanted. They don't have the industry for it
>>221834452Do you actually think that any of this matters?To me it seems more like playground insults than a serious attempt at a argument.
Portugal is not in the Mediterranean
>>221834452>aigreat post faggot
>>221834452Sorry if we don't shamelessly money launder that much.
>>221834507>Retard doesn't understand how tech worksYep that's a Med
>>221834472My argument it that budget sizes don't matter in online dick measuring contests if your film industry consistently churns out expensive turds, and that high budget kino seems to be an oxymoron.
>>221834536post some more ai faggot
>>221834524Neither Greece nor Portugal could realistically produce a $200 million blockbuster film entirely on their own with their current film industries.
>>221834451>to start a Portugal smearing campaign40% posts already doing it
>>221834557>Oh you're research was correct>Well you found it with AI so doesn't matterWhat's your argument? Google scrapes the internet for answers, then compiles them for me with the the sources.
>>221834287Top kekChuds have to resort to a Portugese movie review to prove they weren't wrong>LOOK LOOK THIS ONE GUY IN PORTUGAL DIDN'T LIKE ITAt this point it's just fucking pathetic
>>221834584post some more ai retarded faggot
>>221834287Mandatory jeet response
>>221834592>Liking Nolan's OdysseyWhere did you go wrong?
>>221834595
Chuds have officially become a parody of themselves.
>>221834653>Manufactured post.When you have Tom Cruise help out your marketing for the film then it's about as good as The Flash.
>>221834653apropos parody
>>221834575of course, only a savage from a backwards country could have the gall to criticize Nolan's latest masterpiece, someone from a civilized nation would at least have enough sense to shut up about it and to keep their unwanted opinion to themselves
>>221834770>Posts 10 second webm out of context>Holy shit where's the tension, the editing is garbage, Nolan is a fucking hack
>>221834244>PúblicoHuh, I'm surprised.Also, the portuguese translator of The Odyssey Epic refused to watch the film, saying that the doesn't want to sully his vision of the Epic with Nolan's "pureed soup, without one taste of distinction and nobility".https://www.publico.pt/2026/07/17/culturaipsilon/podcast/tradutor-homero-nao-quer-odisseia-frederico-lourenco-2181900
>Taiwan >Random anom gives 80 (just like the french review that gave a 4/5)Going from I can read over here The movie is great if you like Nolan but it is really middling for a lot of stuffDecent yes but definitely not 98+ on RT
Why is /tv/ always wrong?
>>221834803no need for your self portrait
>>221834244>Movie without a soulThis is really going to trigger all of the Indian shills. Their minds literally cannot comprehend what that means
>>221834770which monthey piton sketch is this?
>>221834844>he doesn't want to sully his vision of the Epic with Nolan's "pureed soup, without one taste of distinction and nobility".Based and a trvth nvke
>>221834770Looks Bollywood tier kek
>>221834244Nooo critics say it’s 10/10 and it must own the chuds!
>>221834770That's now even a Hollywood forest. That's "running around the woods with a camcorder because we don't need film permits" forest.
>>221834244if the odyssey makes people realize that nolan is an absolute hack it will go down as a great important movie
Watch the films of Theo Angelopoulos if you want real Greek kino
>>221834913>if the odyssey makes people realize that nolan is an absolute hack it will go down as a great important movieSorry chump
>>221834803>Posts 10 second webm out of contextGuess it's for the imax audience
>>221834452>PortugalNigger, the movie is an Italian/Greek/Brit production.The comment said "Meds", not only the Portugese.
>>221834934>Using RT after Captain MarvelLol. Lmao
>>221834306>Zionist "you're brown" tactic applied to defend Hollywood films
>>221834244The movie is boring
Did we win?
>>221835043No, you lost. Again.
>>221834584>my researchCome now.
>>221835087Yep, didn't take much to prove the Portugal's film industry is too tiny to prodcue a major blockbuster.
You can tell it's clocking off time in Hyderabad. Bloody respect bloody Nolan saar best Ordarsey
>>221834244Portuguese people are not white
>>221835473Neither are Ancient Greeks
>>221835496True
>>221835513trvke. At the time, weatern europe was literal caveman tier. The celts didn't even write.
>>221834244Portugals top movie magazine???!!! That changes everything!!!
>>221834907Its not even a forest, they run right through the CGI sticks
I AM A WHITE EUROPEAN
>>221835513>your ancestors never interacted with the aegean world>the africans? oh well there was trade between subsaharan Africa and the eastern mediterreneanIs this person actually serious?The fact that late bronze age Europe, running form Brittany to southern Scandinavia was linked by trading networks in amber, tin, cattle, and copper to the Near East is the most comically basic knowledge about the period. I've never seen someone so full of themselves and lacking in relevant knowledge.This person is case study in dunning-kruger.
>>221834287kek fpbp
>>221834770Editing is so bad you can almost hear Nolan say action at the start of the scene.
>>221835513>People who disagree with me are stupidThis rebut surely isn't tired yet
>>221834244>A Hollywood slopfest is a soulless spectacle for burgers Shocker, thanks Portugal for enlightening us
>>221834306
>>221834244>"a movie without a soul"shit that's what I thought when I watched Dunkirk, but I thought Tenet, Dunkirk and Oppenheimer, but I thought it was intentional in the case of the latter two.
>>221836258>>"a movie without a soul"For people without souls. Now you know why Nolan makes money. They're all evil satanists.
>>221834560Muttmerica is really using that money well on all this wokeslop
>>221836690Woah
>>221834287FPBP
>>221835473portuguese were among the first to use the term "white" during colonization>>221835513hilariously retarded
>>221835724They watched a hollywood movie 10 years ago that told them the true history of Iron Age Britain and a tv series 6 years ago that told them the true history of Victorian Age England, so you see that's how they are 100% correct in defending a hollywood movie that's revealed the true history of Heroic Age Greece.Also did you know that Libya is in Africa and so is technically a black country???
BASED
>>221834244Look at that, a genuine review.
>>221834244>They didn't bother tossing the Poortuguese media a few coppers for a good reviewAnd so the facade crumbles
>>221834244Oh João suicida-te!
>>221835473White people have the ability to appreciate art and cinema to like this movie, I noticed the one review every chud loves is the one from that one Chinaman from Film Threat. Also 4chan has become a third world shithole as of late. Its very suspicious.
>>221834244based portuguese not being bought by the jews
>>221834244This is probably some Brazilian or Indian immigrant writing this shit post. No one here in Portugal under the age of 40–45 gives a damn about (((mainstream))) newspapers or magazines. Portuguese movie buffs love Nolan. That critic is one of those old-school (((academics))) hipsters who only appreciates that obscure, ultra-intellectual crap. He’ll hate or badmouth any mainstream crap. It has nothing to do with culture wars.Move along.
>>221834306yes, like the rest of europe it's now full of indians, brazilians and gypsies
>>221835565>Portugals top movie magazineit's not even a movie magazine. it's some generic far-leftist newspaper rag
>>221834244>citing some Portuguese siteThis is embarrassing, chuddie.
>>221834244Libs will seethe but Portugal is God's chosen country.
>>221834414>because there too poor>there
>>221834345>thodrink bleach
>>221834244I wouldn't expect any better from a nation that rates christiano ronaldo the best football player of all time lmao
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