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>>221836036
Preach. Louder for da chuds in da back
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Why do trannies need for this film to succeed, so much? Is it to do with Funko Pops?
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The odyssey will flop, your corruption will be unmasked
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>>221836036
are you gay
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>>221836100
>>221836096
You lost lol
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>>221836036
>Γρήγορα και Άγρια: Ιθάκη Drift
Can any greek translate what did Han said to Odysseus when he said "Κονίτσιγουα?"
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>>221836105
Kamala lost lol
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>>221836036
Where do chuds go now that they've been completely exposed as midwits?
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>>221836036
hmm
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>western culture wheeled Nolan's wooden horse right in the city gates
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
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WAAAGH
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>>221836105
I didn't lose anything. Hell, I even won $4,500 in a poker tournament tonight. You know how much of that money will be spent on this shit film, faggot?

ZERO.

EAT. SHIT.
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>>221836074
Reminiscent of the fight scenes in The Irishman
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>>221836036
>not even 100
ngmi
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>>221836036
WE WON AND CHUDS LOST KEKAROOOOOO
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WE ARE ALL FAMILY
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>>221836052
>>221836074
>>221836109
>>221836147
>I saw a camrip and think my opinion is valid
You're Indian
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>>221836184
wow racist much?
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Daring today, aren't we?
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>>221836036
they can't fake revenue
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>>221836154
>>221836118
You lost lol. You sound so upset. It's why this thread got 20 replies immediately
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>>221836036
Reminder. Mods let this shit slide, but I get banned weekly.
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>>221836184
Next level cope. Your film is dogshit. Just be happy it made your masters a lot of money and move on. You're a good goy
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Will this surpass Captain Marvel in terms of grifter content creation?
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>>221836184
>YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW THIS MOVIE
>DISCARD THE TAPE IMMEDIATELY
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>>221836124
>went to check
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>>221836154
You've spent the last 24 hours on here crying about this movie
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/HUsQF9l0zHPa8GJBVkp3HQ/
you're tranny tier larping kek
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>>221836192
>I don't get to see Muttdeyas head get chopped off
0/10 - fuck this woke trash
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>>221836202
That's great and all, but the thread itself is "trolling outside of /b/". And the mods know it. So enjoy it while it lasts. I really mean that.
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>>221836227
it was 5,7 a few minutes ago when I checked
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The "verified" "audience" reviews are all coming from Fandango which is known to skew ratings. RT is also owned by Fandango.
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>>221836215
Mods are extremely homosexual. Like radioactive faggots
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>Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Fandango Media.
>Fandango Media is a joint venture. It is 75% owned by Versant (a media company spun off from Comcast) and 25% owned by Warner Bros. Discovery.
>Universal Pictures is directly owned by NBCUniversal, which is a subsidiary of Comcast.

really makes you think
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>>221836230
I spend my entire life crying. As for your life? Well. Enjoy inevitable suicide. I guess. Statistics don't lie!
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>>221836230
This is my superbowl, get used to it
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I now have a first hand recommendation to see the movie at an actual cinema that charges actual money. This is the first time in many years.
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Nolan fucking wonned...
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>>221836202
>You sound so upset
Hearing voices in your head again, troon? Hillary lost, Kamala lost the popular vote. Your movie by your Jewish overlords will not elect Gavin Newsom. Cope and dial 8
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The win is legit, trust me bros
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>>221836271
>dial 8
They won't get there in time, even if he does. They know him well and they'll stop for tacos while he bleeds out.
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>>221836256
>australian
easiest ones to take care of
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>>221836192
What's even the point going for an R rating even? I've seen no gore or tits in this whole thing
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>>221836239
>>221836271
>>221836289
Lol you're stamping your feet at how well this is getting received
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>>221836225
CHUD NO
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>>221836036
>Using RT after Captain Marvel
Shiggy diggy my niggy
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>>221836036
Chuds have fallen
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>>221836199
Yes they can. Disney is notorious for buying up unsold tickets
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>>221836282
Its bullshit but I believe it
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>>221836282
fake article? zero hits when I search for this
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Chuds fucking annihilated. It’s so satisfying to see the loudmouth shitheads on this board get smacked down like this.
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RT critics get paid off by the marketing budget of the movie
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>To fight back against coordinated "review bombing" (where trolls flood a movie with 1-star reviews over cultural or political casting backlash), Rotten Tomatoes overhauled its audience score. However, this fix sparked its own massive backlash.
>The Fandango Monopoly: Under the new verified "Popcornmeter" system, only users who bought tickets via Fandango (Rotten Tomatoes' parent company) or partnered theater chains see their scores count toward the main audience percentage.
>Silencing Real Viewers: Audiences complained that if they bought tickets physically at a theater, used local apps, or watched movies on streaming platforms, their legitimate reviews were relegated to an hidden "unverified" tab.
>Studio Protection Allegations: Critics of the system argue that the platform effectively eliminated organic public sentiment to protect Hollywood box office returns and insulate poorly received studio blockbusters from bad word-of-mouth
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>>221836504
>RT critics
there are no RT critics dumbass
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>>221836096
Why would you need to see a guys tits?
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>>221836501
Pop culture flows downstream of here now. You will never be a woman
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The Odyssey has a *97%* audience approval rating

I think chuds and incels are going to drive themselves insane trying grapple with the fact that it’s not 2020 anymore and the right has lost all cultural capital. Nobody cares if you cry “woke” anymore
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>>221836582
No one cares when you cry "racist" anymore and that's making you shake and cry and shit yourself
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>>221836569
Obsession won. The Odyssey won. Chuds decimated.
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>>221836036
Yes, it does.
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>>221836592
lol yeah we’re so scared, chuddie. We need to start bullying you incels again.
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>half the threads are metacommentary on there being shill threads
>the other half are just falseflaggers ragebaiting
>retards bump these necro threads anyway
>jannies don't do their job
>the ouroboros cycle continues
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>>221836623
So true. Chuds really are pathetic
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>>221836625
I legitimately hate chuds more than any other group on the internet. They need to be bullied mercilessly.
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>>221836623
trannies are below incels though
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>>221836517
This. Fandango made it so that 90%+ score means nothing, but a low score means it must be bad.

This shit happens on Douban (Chines IMDB), too. 4.5-5 out of 5 is thrown around so commonly that it doesn't mean anything, but if anything gets lower, it is bad.
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>>221836530
you're an autistic retard
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>>221836600
>obsession
>chuds
U wot m8
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>>221836036
Its over.
>>221836625
You forgot to mention the dozen times some chud posts the millenial discourse tweet
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Saaaaarrrrrr
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>>221836096
Same way you needed Supergirl to flop.
Culture war is awesome when you win, but it's a horrible thing when you lose, isn't it.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1uy2qs1/women_freaks_out_and_gets_pepper_sprayed/
this is apropos
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>>221836582
>>221836592
2 bots arguing with each other

97% audience approval is a bullshit number
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>>221836692
>>221836638
>>221836501
Nolanoids
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>>221836625
I'm just collecting posts from the aussie larper
I want it to meet the old trip "anne erwin" and maybe even share a cell with that pedo :^)
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>>221836703
>the tranny believes that they're somehow talking to a specific person, whom they know personally and have talked to extensively in the past
Schizophrenia. Sad. Quite sad.
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Why aren't IMDB ratings live yet? The movie is out no?
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Saars Nolan is the best!
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>>221836036
Greatest BTFO in the history of this board.
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>>221836036
Total Chud Annihilation
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>>221836692
>Normal people are good
Thank you for your deep, inspiring comic
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Shill call centers look afraid
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>>221836793
>reading AI
The left has outsourced their anti-chud memes to AI and you're slurping their goyslop
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This movie is getting a ton of attention but it won't be talked about after like, August. Even if (You) think it's good it was obviously designed and destined to be disposable. Maybe it gets brought up the next time Nolan comes up, but that's about it. The only thing this really "accomplished" was putting money into Ellen Page's skintube relief fund.
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>>221836857
Nolan movies put butts in theater seats, that’s his main objective.
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What exactly is a chud? Tourists came here one day and started spamming it but never explained what it was supposed to mean. I don't get it.
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>>221836036
Doubters lost bigly
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>>221836932
It means anyone right of >>221836636
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>>221836932
They’re your stereotypical racist cross-poster who won’t shut up about trannies.
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TOTAL
CHUD
DEATH
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a movie this big, competing with no other movie, is bound to have a strong opening
trannies are blowing their load to quickly on this one
anyway is the movie actually good? LMAO
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>>221836052
Someone should have coached him on archery form, this looks horrible, he is shooting like a girl, unironically. Get that fucking elbow up and pull the bow back properly. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep showing close ups.
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>>221836932
it's "person I don't like" same as "nazi", "incel", and "facist"
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>trannies
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Chud status: destroyed
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>>221836154
I also made a couple grand last night shorting semis kek

I uploaded the camrip to gofile which is now sitting well above 10k+ downloads

Assuming a ticket price of $20, that's a potential 200k I've denied from Jewlan
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Is there any cams out yet? I refuse to pay money to see it but I also can’t help but be curious
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>>221836096
>Why do trannies need for this film to succeed, so much? Is it to do with Funko Pops?

spitful mutants want it all to burn
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Even the lefty memes are raped versions of rightoid memes. They literally cannot meme. The spark of the Creator is completely absent
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>>221836036
This is the chud's 9/11
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>>221836282
>by John Gazette
holy fucking shit hahahaha chuds are so low IQ hahaha you actually fell for this?? holy fuck lol hahahaha
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>>221837069
anal sex with Hunter Schafer until her butt is boypregnant
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the face you make when your movie has to make 600m+ to profit
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>>221837052
>camrip

Of an American screening, right? No turd worlder subtitles?
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>>221836692
innocent tokens died for this
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Sinners
/thread
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>>221837105
No clue haven't even watched it. I downloaded it because an anon was having trouble with the stream then promptly shredded the file with bleachbit, do not want that trash sitting on my HDD-chan.
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>>221836692
Appeal to normie fallacy
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>>221836052
REY
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>>221837093
get in line
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>>221837098
>600m+
no dumbass, the budget was 250m, marketing budget was 125m. you do the math, retard.
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>>221837151
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>>221837151
Right wingers can't even read (see documents that were released last night that show the complete opposite of what Trump was saying on TV to them), so why do you expect them to do simple math?

Can't help but feel bad for them really.
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>RT in the year of our lord 2011 + 15
>where a 6/10 is a "fresh"
nah
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>>221837195
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>>221837195
true. right-wingers are incapable of arguing in good faith. lies, strawmanning, moving the goalposts, ad hominem... very sad bunch of people. at least they can post anonymously on 4chan and feel better after they hit 'Post' :(
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>>221836036
I keep hearing that Zendays is playing Athena, but who plays Poseidon?
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>>221836036
awesome! we're getting some of that money, right?
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>>221836282
why can't this pos just fucking die
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>>221837091
yes
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>>221837151
You don't seem to understand that theaters take a 50% cut of ticket sales; by your numbers, the film needs to make $750 million to break even
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>>221837278
there are no gods. and zenthena is just a matt damon delusion
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>>221837330
>You don't seem to understand that theaters take a 50% cut of ticket sales
retard
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>>221837278
sorry, we had no money for poseidon...
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>>221837398
>no gods
What? Poseidon drives the story.. How do they explain why it took 20 years to get home otherwise? Isn’t Charlize playing Circe?
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>>221836036
its over
chudbros, we lost
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>>221836074

BRAVO
>>>/wsg/6197200
>>>/wsg/6197309
>>>/wsg/6196814
>>>/wsg/6197228
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>>221837195
>Muh Trump
every time
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>>221836192
Jesus what a dumb fucking scene
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>>221836036
It's already bombing at the box office
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>>221836192
R rated movie btw
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>>221837330
>50% cut of ticket sales
no, that is not true. why do you think concession proces are so high? that's how theaters make money.
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>>221837535
it's not even Friday night yet, dumbfuck. keep coping
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>>221837592
>it's not even Friday night yet
thing called time zones you stupid hawaiian
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>>221837592
It made the same amount as Toy Story 5 in a preview showing and those sales are not going be anywhere close to the same since it's an R rating

It's over
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Love seeing the chuds lose.
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>>221836074
What is with that jarring edit at the 3 second mark just before the silver giant guy swings his sword at him?
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>>221837623
okay sorry, it's not even Friday night in USA yet. better? talk to me Sunday night and we'll see where it stands
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You're a big movie.
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Still not watching it. No amount of telling me I have to watch it in IMAX™ will get me to care.
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>>221836052
okay but why aren't they sailing triremes?
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>>221836692
10 rupees were deposed on your village's account
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I dont think people understand. This is going to make bank, until Spider Man comes out. The normies arent going to go sit for 3 hours for a sword and sandals movie. But when Spider Man drops its going to wipe out this film and all other films for a few months. Not sure if this is making over $800 million WW.
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>>221836036
>reviewer name is httpsupergirl

SUPER REAL
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>>221836036
Nolan wins again
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>>221836239
Still waiting
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going to watch it. any /tv/ros going to be at the Mall's Dine-in Kinoplex today?
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>>221837623
When will you southern hemisphere pieces of garbage realize that everything on 4chan should be viewed from the perspective of the United States first and foremost? Everyone else is below us.
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>>221837722
This movie is Rated R as well. Not sure why since there's barely any blood and zero sex

I guess bc they threw a few 'fuck's in the script? Hope it was worth the floppenheimer
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Well this is weird
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>>221837069
>spitful mutants want it all to burn
This guy gets it
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>>221837792
>time Chicago: 10:23
>time Bogota: 10:23
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>>221837890
>it took a few days sissies but we found a rating site that hasn't blocked our reviewbotting yet!
congrats?
nobody falls for this anymore
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I mean all woke shit gets amazing scores in RT
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>>221836074
It legitimately looks absolutely fucking terrible. Put all woke nonsense to one side it still looks laughably bad, Nolans rushed IMAX enabled continuity errors and rushed directing on full display in this one.
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>>221837920
Yes the obscure hidden website of metacritic
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>>221837663
You need time to fake some numbers?
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>>221837920
>IM NOT REVIEWBOTTING, YOU'RE REVIEWBOTTING

okay pal.

>>221837949
Because a Odysseus says 'fuck' in a speech once and probably a few other random things. I have a hard time believing its for gore or sex since there was barely any of the former and none of the latter.
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>>221836271
>Rambling on about trannies, jews and Kamala
>"I'm not upset tho"
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>>221836973
Are you implying that /tv/ was never casually racist or hated faggots? Really?
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The only person I know who watched this is a huge woketard
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>>221837151
>>221837195
>tourist trannies still can't grasp the basic concepts behind how movie rentals work
>while they accuse anyone knowing it of lacking math skills (despite math being racist)
Mandalorian with a budget of 165 million earned 317 million in box office. And it cost Diney over 100 million in pure losses (the journalists really don't like to specify any number of losses that goes beyond 100 million). It needed 450-500+ millions to break even. So how does that fit in your "maths", deranged troons?
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>>221837260
Is this irony, I can't really tell anymore
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>>221837195
>so why do you expect them to do simple math?
You racist piece of shit
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>our jewish movie is getting good scores by jewish media, we won!!!
This is like celebrating Mixtape getting good reviews.
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>>221836147
She's SO black jesus
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I haven't seen Ralph Fiennes' The Return yet but I have to assume he directed this scene better than Nolan.
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>>221838148
that's how all spartans looked.
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>>221836036
Chuds on suicide watch
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>>221836239
>he thinks a website overrun with trolling as the norm is going to be enforced by mods
looool
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>>221838172
It was way better. I liked The Return, and there is no way Matt Damon has the acting chops to pull it off. He will absolutely fail the scene where he sees his dog.
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>>221836174
CHICKEN ARISE
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>>221838282
I AM
SOFA KING
WE TODD ED
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Ha paid reviews and shills
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>>221836052
why does it look like he is shooting a bow like the original minecraft bow where it is just automatic, as if there is no force or power behind it at all, it's bollywood tier
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>>221836074
>>221836052
this guy cannot direct action scenes to save his fucking life, this has the same exact vibes as the big crowd battle in the streets of the batman movie with bane. it is so stiff and false, so overly choregraphed and hollow. you do not believe for a moment that a real battle is taking place.
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>>221836147
what is this? is this how the movie is edited?
i understand that this is somewhat out of context, but does the movie start really dumb to settle you into this shite?
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>mfw Nolan is following Snyder's footsteps to attract Indians
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>>221836036
>audience score is actually increasing
This movie hitting 1b in box office will cause the mass suicide of chuds.
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>>221838576
no one is as obsessed with indians as /tv/ is
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>>221838585
I believe

This will be the last straw
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>>221836052
>>221836074
>>221836096
>critics are paid
>audiences are paid
>oscars are paid
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>>221838585
Fraid so
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>>221838585
God I hope so
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>>221838621
Also GTA6 with a latina protagonist will be the most successful game of all time.
2026 just murdered chuds.
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>>221836036
/tv/ chuds crying and shitting their diapers in anger right now.
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>>221837571
>why do you think concession proces are so high?
Because they have to give up 50% of ticket sales.
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>>221836333
Except the user score is high too, unlike Captain Marvel's RT.
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>>221838620
You forgot /pol/, /g/, /gif/ and /biz/
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>>221838585
I will refuse to believe this movie will hit $1 billion the same way redditors refuse to believe the vaxx was not safe and effective.
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>>221838644
>critics are paid
>oscars are paid
Those are objective truths and you'd have to be a total delulu trooncel to assume otherwise in this day and age
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>>221837920
>normal people who hate slop are the ones reviewbotting not the companies with hundreds of millions of dollarydoos invested into the movie doing well
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>>221836052
do they really have no blood in the whole movie?
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i honesty don't know if i will watch the cam rip or see it in theatures since i want to reward myself with something
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>>221836147
>the face that launched a thousand ships to escape deTroyt.
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>>221836052
>>221836074
where is the weight, where is the momentum? you just know by looking at it they are wearing cheap plastic and play fighting, they can't allow you to suspend your disbelief for a moment
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>>221838675
She's an original character, it's completely different. This isn't like where they invented a nigger in feudal Japan or.
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>>221838644
owari da
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>>221838710
if they got 50% of ticket sales they would be making beaucoup bucks. they get way less than that, so they have to charge ridiculous prices for concessions

you are actually retarded & underage if you don't understand this shit
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>>221836282
you know the movie is a huge hit when chuds already have to come up with copes like this on the very day its released
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>>221836270
>Literal vile porn whore likes your film
You mean he lost.
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>Nolan went from the certified Redditor director in 2020 to guaranteed two time Best Picture winner in 2026
I kneel
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>>221836036
Has /tv/ ever been right about anything, ever?
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>>221837289
Isn't his son even worse? Or maybe I'm thinking of another ultra rich nepo baby.
Either way things won't get better.
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>>221838585
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>>221838862
Chuds are like this
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>>221836036
This has got to be the biggest joke or troll on audiences ever.
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>>221836932
Chads
Helping to
Undo
Degeneracy
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>>221839058
>"her"'s Adam's apple is bigger than mine
It's over
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>>221839132
Neo Nazis are not chads
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>>221838890
>if they got 50% of ticket sales they would be making beaucoup bucks
They do. It's an averaged value of earnings the studious leave leave at the cinemas. Look it up
>they have to charge ridiculous prices for concessions
That's not how capitalism works. They charge as much as they can regardless of how much money they make. And cimena concessions are not fucking mandatory, you fat troon, it's an additional income
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>>221838675
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>>221838675
>GTA6 with a latina protagonist will be the most successful game of all time

be funnier if it dint
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>>221839157
>nazis
cross dressers that killed millions of White Europeans as a bunt offering for the consecration of israel
>neo nazis
ghetto tier wannabe negros
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>>221836192
damn deep
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it always makes me smile to see chuds lose, cope and seethe like this
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>>221839157
>distate for jews = you are a nazi
not even redditors believe this anymore sweaty
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>Eating cow shit might be good for you, actually, experts say
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>>221838585
i bet your ass it is not making a 700m in box office
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>>221839253
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>>221836036
let me guess, Drinker likes it
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>>221839456
>i bet your ass it is not making a 700m in box office

I'm going to see it 20 times.
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>>221838675
What is the race of the other protagonist and her lover :) I hope you can answer this for me instead of ducking the question :)
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>>221836766
I can't believe this is the metric how
>LOOK EVERYBODY! LOOK! LOOK! WE'RE ACTUALLY SELLING TICKETS! LOOK!
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>>221839589
The IMAX tickets in india are literally less than $8.
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>>221836036
>goycattle lapping up Nolanslop like piggies at the trough
Was anyone surprised by this? He’s literally the midwit whisperer
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Maybe instead of the odyssey some of you ought to see a therapist
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>>221838391
>he paid shills
yeah, that's what a shill is
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>>221836052
hahaha if this is winning then I'm glad I lost
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>>221839670
t. Sam Hyde fan
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>>221836052
>>221836074
pretending you enjoy this to make people you've never met angry is like licking a toilet seat to disgust strangers online
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>>221840104
Yes, I’m sure these blurry webms from third world screenings are really representative of the theatrical experience.
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>ctrl f chud
>30 results
what causes this insane obsession?
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>>221840323
Chuds mad lol
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>>221838816
r rated movie btw
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>it's gonna bomb
>the critics like it? It's the audience that actually matters
>the audience like it? Those are just wwstern leftoids
>worldwide audiences like it? Everyone in the world is Indian
At what point do you admit to yourself you just like being miserable and clinging to retarded internet "le culture war"?

Get an actual life.
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>>221836096
Because it's a culture war and if this movie succeeds, it's another piece of White culture desecrated for at least a generation.
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>>221840358
Chuds won and youre Indian
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>>221840432
I thought Indians were the biggest chuds of them all. Get your story straight, chud.
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>>221840400
>retarded internet "le culture war"
why did leftists invent the culture if they dont like it?
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>>221840469
they just dont like people noticing it
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>>221840504
they dont like losing it*
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>>221840573
they're not losing it
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>>221839494
vast majority of normies are transphobic
you lost
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>>221840766
>vast majority of normies are transphobic
you lost
that must be why every city and company in america celebrates them for an entire month every year.
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>>221840766
>vast majority of normies are transphobic
Not enough to deny themselves a good movie.
You're the anomaly.
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>>221840886
The people in charge of laws and corporations are vampires, not normies.
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Still not watching it, trannies. Neck yourselves.
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>>221836932
It's a failed attempt by wokies to create their own four-letter swear word for people they don't like.
They're afraid of using words like slut, kike or cunt because they want to be politically correct and not appear as sexist, racist and so on.
They also know that calling their political enemies things like fuckers or shitters is way too tame and toothless, so they agreed on chud, even though chud is equally toothless.
Think about it this way: You can say chud anywhere in public and no one will bat an eye since it has no power, but say words like kike, cunt or slut or other slurs like fag, tranny or whatever and you'll automatically get people around you startled, and depending on where you are, like a workplace, you might get reprimanded (or even draw police attention).
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HOLD THE LINE
THE CHUD WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
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>>221838779
The leftoid troons are always most confident when they're wrong, have no fears fellow chud, odyssey will faiil
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>>221836147
Has anyone memed her with that bodycam shooting from last year
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>>221836036
NOLAN DON'T MISS
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>>221840685
the world is considerably more racist, xenophobic and traditional than it was a few years ago
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Chuds lost again lol
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>>221840886
>>221840766
YOU LOST YOU LOST
but realistically though in what world did chuds not wonned? name one thing communists have done other than make shitty movies
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>Chuds lost again lol
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>>221842515
Making fun of suicide isnt funny
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>>221836036
Mods. Sticky. Now
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>>221842515
>to my son tatoe
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>>221836036
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>>221842655
it's hilarious actually
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>>221842364
speak for yourself
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>>221837662
Imax cameras hold about 3 minutes of film maximum.
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>>221836036
It's not dead yet.
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>>221836074
>>221836052
Where did those guys learn to forge full plate armor with metals that wouldnt be invented for 1000 years?
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>>221840907
so all the normies secretly hate pride month and they just act like they like it. that's your position.
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>>221837662
The editing in the movie is genuinely terrible throughout
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>>221838172
TROJAN JOCKEY
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>>221840104
Hating a movie you haven't actually watched is even more cringe. Form your own opinions.
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I really hate that people like Elon Musk had to turn this movie into a culture war battle because the movie itself is clearly awful for reasons completely aside from things like blacks and trannies but now nobody is allowed to have an honest opinion about it and have to view it through a political lens instead
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>>221843478
It's a tranny movie
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Having a temporary "Odyssey General" and "Obsession General" would save this board
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>>221843284
kill for yourself
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>>221837289
You do realize you’re controlled by even richer globalists like Thiel and Musk? Lol
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Sticky THIS
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>>221844317
I'll start with you
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>>221843350
that's the power of Diversity (tm)
call your doctor and ask if Diversity (tm) is right for you
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>>221837592

whys this looney troon care so much if this movie fails or succeed, you think hillary will be pres if this movie doesn't lose $10? lmao
shit movies will be shit
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>>221836036
why does Woke work for Nolan but not James Gunn?
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Odysseus in the poem
>Heroic, cunning, brave
Odysseus in the movie
>Has PTSD, guilt ridden, cowardly, deceptive
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>>221836227
Works on my machine
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>>221836045
FPBP
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>>221836036
you misspelled stinky
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>>221836227
Works for me.
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>>221845731
>non shillbots start reviewing
>already in the 80s
The woke era is over
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>>221836096
Why do you need it to fail so much?
Do you feel nervous, that you aren't important?
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>>221836036
All these reviews are SSSSUPER REAL

Read some of the verified audience reviews. Lots of identical comments (best movie I've ever seen) and sus usernames (httpSupergirl)

Kek.
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>>221837069
Funny how trannies can appear to be passable until you see them standing next to actual women
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>>221836307
they say fuck a few times (odd for an epic set in ancient greece but nolan chose to write it in modern vernacular for some reason) there's a bit of blood and also technically a decent amount of violence
>>221837477
no charlize plays calypso, some other lady plays circe
they skim through calypso's part though despite her part being woven in and out of the film
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>>221836036
Geez, next time they should just go for 100% on each while they are at it, wouldn't want anyone to doubt these totally organic ratings.
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>>221843350
I haven't seen it and just assumed they were dragon's teeth or some other mythical bullshit along those lines
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>>221845731
Metacritic and RT won't let me register for an account using a legit IP and a legit 15 year old gmail account. Keeps giving me errors when I try.

IMBD allowed me to leave a rating and a review. If you sort the ratings by country you'll see that the US and UK audience is giving it lots of 1's whereas the Indian audience is giving it all 10's.

I think that sums up whats going on pretty well.
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>>221836036
how is this movie somehow better than Fight Club, Inception, etc.
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>>221846376
You can sort by country on IMDB?
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>>221846505
because rotten tomatoes is deleting reviews and only letting verified accounts post. this has a 99% lmao
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>>221836036
This really got 300 bumps. Chuds are working overtime
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>>221836036
Sure that´s real...
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>>221836036
So many of these user reviews are bullshit. Reading through them and 90% of the 'verified audience reviews' read like bot posts.
>5/5 - Christopher Nolan's "The Odyssey" is an instant classic!
>5/5 - A triumph! Christopher Nolan does it again!
>5/5 - I was on the edge of my seat the whole time!
>5/5 - The most emotional, breathtaking movie of the decade!
>5/5 - Christopher Nolan delivers a monumental achievement in the history of cinema!
>5/5 - Truly amazing! It brought me to tears!
>5/5 - A masterpiece! This is why we go to the movies!

And then every once and a while you see these reviews in the mix that actually sound like a human might have contributed them.
>3/5 - It was pretty alright, I guess. I liked the soundtrack or whatever.
>4/5 - A bit long, but I liked it.
>5/5 - Beginning felt a little slow, but I really liked the third act.
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slop won alas
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>>221836307
nolan is awful at directing violence i also agree there's no point to his R ratings
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enoguh
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>>221836695
imax is stupid why are people obsessed with a huge sqaure when the DP always frames for widescreen
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>>221837237
lol i love watching chicks pee/getting golden showers. you can just ask a hook up or pay for it no need to troon out
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>>221837722
i actually want to see spider man. i saw the one from 2021 recently and liked it which surprised me. i don't want to see niger of troy though something about it is just too offensive to me
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chuds are so bad at hiding their butthurt kek
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>>221847870
Nigger
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>>221836036
Most of the audience reviews seem like bots.
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>>221847870
It's screeching lmao
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>>221836036
I just want to apologize for saying Troy was bad.
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>>221848254
Because they are
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>>221836036
literally gaslighting an entire generation into thinking a movie is good with blatant astroturfing and paid reviews
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>>221848733
Every major release does this.
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>>221838675
I don't see your point as San Andreas was a success with a gangbanger nig character
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>>221848254
I hope all of you understand this was a peek into the future. It will be all bots larping as people forming public opinion.
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>>221847135
It looks good
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>>221838282
>>221838351
based and aqua teen pilled



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