Anons already had a lot to say about Helen of Troy and Elliot Page, but what did I think about Calypso?
>>221836876you thought vanessa williams was hotter and better
>>221836876HAG
>>221836876Why is she wrapped in a fishing net?
>>221836876I didn't know this but "calypso" in ancient Greek translates literally to "walled hag".
>>221836876Too old for the part now. Calypso is supposed to be pure temptation and the ultimate test of Odysseus's resolve.
>>221836876She got away with murdera typical woman in hollywood
>>221837226The trans kids thing is funny. Afrikaners have a very dry sense of humor.
Its a great example of how the movie failed. Calypso was the hot naked blonde on the beach that the movie kept jumping back to sex scenes with the hot male protagonist to keep the audience from going cold. Only problem is that both the guy and the gal are in their 50s so basically throughout the movie are constant geriatric beach sex scenes between two wrinkled old hags with dementia
>>221836876Needed one hot sweaty sex scene to highlight what kept him there although the sequence is really a mix of Calypso and the lotus eatrs making them forget home
>>221837027Single use plastics anon. Do your part...
>>221836876We don't have anything to say, only homosexuals or trannys will pay to watch something like The Odyssey.
