just came back from imax, some thoughtspeople calling it woke are braindead, its literally and metaphorically about return of patriarchy to chaos to bring it back to order.prestige and interstellar still better films. all scenes on the ship were absolutely kino, i felt like i was there. the best scene in my opinion was the sirens, it was very short, but incredibly directed, with surprising subtlety. the shot of cyclops closeup face while he's chewing a head if soldier and blood is dripping down his mouth was jawdropping, looked real as fuck.matt damon definitely delivered, his performance held the whole film together.
Seems soulless
>>221837692using the word "patriarchy" in a non ironic way invalidates everything you say after that.go kill yourself
>>221837692>interstellar still betterInterstellar sucked, thanks for guiding me to avoid oddysey.
>>221837692The villains are literally the weak men causing hard times
>chud damage control has begun>"it's actually anti-woke and based, guys! We didn't get BTFO'd, Nolan is secretly one of us!"ROFL
???Matt Damon was the worst part of the entire movie—or maybe Tom Holland, but they're both pretty bad at drawing me into their character and seeing past an actor LARPing as Greeks.
>>221837782lelanons are not going to pay to see this turd even if you use reverse psichology,pajeetgod im so terribly bored I may finally kill myself
>>221837754if you think interstellar sucked then nolan is clearly not your taste, and thats ok :)
>>221837692>Movie succeeds >It's secretly anti wokeLike fucking clockwork
>>221837878its a good public relations campaing for young people to discover and enjoy Troy,if something,or the miniseries from the 90s.
>>221837692Ohhhh sorry it's just... I'm not gonna watch it. I know I know! But blacks and trannys being in it means I'm just not gonna watch it is all, sorry! I hear you, it sounds fine, buuuut not gonna watch! Haha oops sorry lol
>>221837692soulless
>>221838028>Troy, the movie where the Iliad happens over a weekendWhat a piece of shit.
>>221838132It's okay anon. You're irrelevant anyway.
>>221837878>movie succeeds Source? This seems more like desperately trying to get men to go see it
>>221838132
>>221838166>men>thinking the ones whining anout it are menKEK
>>221837737correct
>>221838146I love revisionism,lolbut Troy as flawed as it is,looks like a 10/10 masterpiece compared to this
>>221838196What revisionism? Troy has always been middle of the road at best, was never a success or cult classic. It's just a mid movie like so many others, A Knight's Tale kind of situation.
>>221838246read the second part of my post,you know how to read basic english,dont you,Rajesh?
>>221838163>>221838167Ughhhhh I knowwwww.... but... I just really don't want to watch it is all. Sooooorryyyyyy :( Still not watching haha! Oh man
>>221838271I read it, just didn't want to embarrass you by pointing out how wrong it is.
>>221837692>overton window has moved so much that races and genderswaps are no longer considered wokeIt is woke. Claiming it's not woke is a tranny psyops.
>>221838318how compassive,still not paying for your slop,sorry and get fuck by a pack of bick cock niggers
>>221837692>Interstellar still better That's the strongest insult to this film I've seen to date.
>>221837692Literally AND metaphorically?
>>221837692I am severely turned off by the casting choices and blackwashing and tranny casting is inherently woke regardless how you spin it. Secondly, the clips from this movie and the armor design are embarrassingly bad regardless.
>>221838340these actors are there for 3 minutes each and the outrage was bigger than trump starting iran war, its just brainrot.
>>221837737Patriarchy wasn't made up by wokies retard. It's an actual term with real meaning. Matriarchy too.
Why Matt Damon?
>>221838427>its not a big deal just accept itUmmm no.
>>221838483Friends with you know whom
>>221838188You think women give a fuck about artistic integrity or being a good adaptation of the odyssey or having sets and costumes that make sense for the setting?
>>221838444So is "reactionary" but only a certain kind of person with a certain type of political view uses the word on a regular basis. Stop pretending not to understand the issue.
>>221838519Ben Affleck?
>>221837692There's a tranny playing Achilles and a nigger playing Helen, you retard.
>>221838586Ellen Page was not Achilles
>>221838586achilles isnt even in the movie bro....brainrot is real
>>221838519He's a friend of Palm Beach Pete, Matt Damon?
>>221838679I saw a theory that they changed her role after some test screenings or something since she shows up as the ghost and there's some line referring to her as their best warrior.Of course, I haven't watched the movie and I'm not going to, but did you catch any line like that?
>>221839161it doesnt make sense, she plays a little young weak boy of the village who went to war because rich guy didnt want his son to go, so sinon took his place, sinon is basically a sad sacrifical lamb, literal opposite of achilles.
>>221839161She replaces Achilles part in Hades.
>>221839220to be fair her scene in hades is pretty good, its short but she gives good performance, you could feel the dread and sorrow. she was channeling her inner every day need to kill herself.
Also the aura was insane for a character whos there for 2 minutes.
>>221837692Show me a webm from this movie that doesn't make it look like shit
>>221839756its an imax movie and youre watching a camrip...
>>221839798It's an IMAX camrip.
>>221838560So is the word "fascism", yes it's a real ideology, but 99% of the time it gets used to refer to anyone right of Stalin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtSRE-cb3zE>actual track from the moviehahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>221837692Kill yourself shill
>>221839798>a camripa camrip of a good movie is still a good movie
>>221837692>matt damon definitely delivered, his performance held the whole film together.anon you have to at least try to make your shitposts believable
>>221838028Troy is such a garbage flick. There are so many better schlock action kinos from that era
>>221839910it plays during credits, dont see whats 'HAHAHA' about it
I love watching both sides argue like absolute morons
>>221839977i see one side casually discussing the movie while other side is screeching about niggers and trannies, fighting an invisible war that doesnt exist
>>221837737You can tell it's a wokie trying to gaslight some poor chud into setting his hard earned cash on fire.
>>221840051you are mentally ill
>>221839966real mature adult adaptation of homer's epic with a track taken straight out of some wigger's soundcloud/spotify playlist
>Christoper! Christopher! I'm over here!
>>221840093the mood of the track works, its melancholic, but whats even the point discussing this, you watched 10minutes of camrip and try to spin this as some own, you just spoiled yourself of nice movie going experience. sad actually, im not sure you even like movies in the first place, maybe you did once, but politics has ruined you
>>221839798So you can't post a single, solitary clip from this movie that doesn't make it look like dogshit
>>221840246it's a camrip, it all looks like dogshit
>>221840246no i cant, because only camrip exists, i will maybe when 1080p rip goes online in 3 months.
>>221840182i can enjoy movies and tv shows without supporting epstein adjacent hollywood elites that want to destroy me and everything/everyone around me
>>221840339protip - every classic old hollywood movie you love was financed in one shape or another by some pervert or pedophile, every music you love was made by artist who was degenerate in some ways and produced by nihilistic jew producers, if you want to be true trad anti system stop using internet and go pick mushrooms in the woods.
>>221837692Its about the submission of patriarchy to guilt. The Troon book ends the movie instead of Achilles to hold Odysseus down with guilt.
>>221837763So are the "heros". >>221837821Holland and Page. Both were played way too young. The war was over ten years neither was a boy by the time of their scenes.
>>221840472the trojan horse was basically ancient equivalent of atomic bomb, odyssey is a spiritual sequel to oppenheimer
>>221837692>its literally and metaphorically about return of patriarchygood morning
>>221837842Intersteller was a good ride but like many of his movies, especially the later ones, he abandons logic for theme and vibes. Think of batman detonating a nuke next to new york. The idea of him saving them by going out to sea trumps the fact that it definitely would not have saved them. Same thing with him letting Alfred think hes dead just to do that cafe bullshit.Interstellar going into magic wormhole future humans and love being the greatest force.It worked out in inception because it was all dreams at the end. The oragami pinwheel flower was cool.I dont know why people think Nolan is this logical realistic director. He just plays with that stuff and then abandons it for his climaxes.He makes big projects at a reasonable budget but hes makes movies that allow people to pretend at intelligence rather than actually sticking to it.
>>221840413classic hollywood movies didnt insult european high literature and neither does any of my music
>>221837692>people calling it woke are braindeadnever before have I read more disingenuous bait
>>221839674He was in a styrofoam plastic costume and wore lifts. It was a joke.
>>221840625nolan himself says that you shoud feel his movies first, instead of trying to solve them logically. Thats why worldwide interstellar is his most beloved movie, because people love simple family story first, they dont overthink autistically that some shit with wormhole doesnt make sense, it doesnt matter.
>>221840625Gets away with it in Prestige as well. Makes sense for that movie and what he was going for. But well put thats exactly why I havent really enjoyed his movies.
>>221839910Im glad that he used the tropical chord progression so everyone can know that this is a mediterranean song
>>221840531Once again the subversion of the male into a bitch. Holding the strong down for the weak.
>>221840715Magic wormhole humans is such a massive leap. Its not some small thing to overlook.
>>221840744there is nothing bitch about odysseus in this movie, he destroys the city, endures hell, comes back and kills every guy who tries to fuck his wife.
>>221840744I mean Oppenheimer being a pussy is entirely historically accurate.
>>221840715>>221840773I should add I think Interstellar did well because its a visual ride.
>>221837692Some of the costumes seem chintzy. I'm not sure how else to describe it, they seem "movie-ish" depending on the scene.
>>221840802believe, odyssey is a visual ride too, you feel you are on that boat.
>>221840778He is a bit sad about using a trick to destroy Troy and sort of causing the collapse of the bronze age as "the people from the sea" are basically just the various war bands that left Troy after its defeat.
Still not watching it Mr. Shill.
>>221840835Ya and itll come down to pacing. Will the normies be bored? IMAX being maxed out doesnt matter if they want to make a profit they need normies to see it in all the normal theateres.
>>221837726Says the man with 100 tabs of futanari hentai open
>>221840896i mean i would agree with you, but oppenheimer was 3 hours of people in rooms talking, i have no idea how normies ate it up.
>>221840920Barbie made that an event though. All kinds of groups of people went to see both.This movie does not have that and I think its got 2 maybe three weeks before Spider Man drops. Which will be much more fast passed and normie type of fun.
>>221840856thats just healthy reflection, The Return, with Ralph Fiennes, had him doing the same thing but for 2 hours.
>>221840953i guess we'll see.
>>221840896spider-man 4 will make more money because deadpool has proven that capeshit still sells despite claims to the contrary
>>221840072>it's not a big deal that Helen looks like a gross retard>its not a big deal that a women who chopped off her breasts is playing a warriorI find it insulting and disgusting desu senpaiAnd that's not even getting into how bad the movie itself is, those clips floating around are hilariously bad. You couldn't even parody how bad the acting and editing is
>>221837692>jawdroppingI can't take anyone who talks like this seriously. It's the kind of phrasing that only shills and AI actually use.
>>221840625>>221840715I've always felt like he was the perfect mid wit director but could never put it in to words this well. It's like he's the Big Bang Theory of movies. People who are really dumb think "this is what smart people watch"
>>221839161I wouldn't believe that theory since Achilles doesn't play a big role outside the Iliad so it wouldn't make much sense to even have him in the Odyssey if you're not going to build his character and Sinon is deeply embedded in the story from beginning to end and is symbolic for poor people suffering the most from war so I doubt it was a last minute change. Having Achilles appear for one scene wouldn't make narrative sense in a self-contained movie and her acting is definitely not the worst out of the cast. Towards the end when Odysseus is shaming Antinous he calls Sinon the bravest soldier he ever met since Sinon took his palce but never is he called the greatest that I can remember.
no one cares about the wokeness. it's just dog shit. I know you're trolling
>le DEI movie is akshually... LE BASED!!!
>>221841495you haven't seen it
>>221841535this movie is so DEI that they cast white people as greeks!
>>221841628seen like an hours worth of scenes. it's dog shit.
>>221837692All of you fucking cretins view everything through the lens of woke vs anti woke. Jesus fucking Christ. The fucking story was written by Homer about 2800 years ago. It has fuck all to do with our modern conceptions of morality and politics.
>>221841693>Oh yeah well I have you know i've seen random clips on 4chan of a shitty camrip on my phone! Checkmate cinephiles!
>>221841718are the clips fake? dog shit fighting. dog shit acting. dog shit editing. I dunno man. in the end I don't even care. just funny to watch
>>221841750>confirms only have seen camrip clips
>>221841786an hour of clips are fake?
>>221841661The most egregious was Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troy & Clytemnestra (nigger playing greek), Travis Scott as the Bard (nigger playing greek), Ellen page (tranny playing a warrior). For all wrongs of having celtic garbage playing greeks, niggers are a much worse offense and no ammount of tranny gaslighting will chance that.
>>221841693im literally watching the cam rn and it sucks youre right desu. every scene sucks but its nearly justice league level funny. i think something happened a few years ago where movies like this are hilariously shitty to me but megalopolis is good. I liked The Return at the time everyone was making fun of it tho, so i have to trust my take
>>221841797Anon, have you even once seen a movie in a theater and tried watching it on a camrip afterwards? Oh wow, the camrip sucks. Holy shit what a discovery!
>>221841831gave me a monty python feel desu. maybe he was shooting for that.>>221841850you're not changing my mind for what I have seen
>>221837737Good call. It's like the woke all come off an assembly line
>>221837692>people calling it woke are braindead>most subs saharan looking Helen of Troy, don't even try to make her beautiful.>Tranny "best" warrior>check box diverse castJust admit you're a wokefag, pretending something isn't something that it obviously is just makes you look retarded
>>221841880>you're not changing my mind for what I have seenYou haven't even watched the entire movie in a single sitting.
>>221837831Why do that when septum rings make perfect bullseyes?
>>221841938Yeah. no shit. lul. I don't care about the politics of it. for what I have it. it's just dog shit. just move on
>>221841972Damn man, I guess you sure won this argument by proving that watching random clips from a camrip out of order on 4chan isn't a good movie going experience.
>>221842118Enjoy your poster on your wall bro. I am sure it will be forever
>>221842180Have fun discussing movies you haven't seen. I'm sure your co-workers in the break room will take your opinions very seriously on monday.
when we get a hdrip ?asking for a friend.t. ESLt. greatest generation
>>2218422543 months
>it has actors i hate>dialogue i wont like due to the fact that its plain english>weird editing and score choice>BUT YOU NEED TO SEE IT BROlol
>>221841916The movie is just pretty alright, though
>>221842514no one in this thread urged anyone to see it, just casually discussing the movie in a movie board. you are ill
>>221842541im not giving money to epstein's bff sorry
>>221840911You lie
>>221842514Anons say gatekeeping is good until they meet people who gatekeep discussing movies to people who've actually watched it.
>>221837842It was okay i guess, but Anne Hathaway releasing that big fart in the spaceship took me out of the film.
>>221842611we need to gatekeep people that like the odyssey out of the material world
>>221842514>>dialogue i wont like due to the fact that its plain englishI actually prefer this. I'm sick of every period piece trying to have such flowery language and every line delivered so dramatically in a ridiculous accent. Usually the writing isn't good enough to warrant it, which just makes it stand out more, whereas having the characters talk like normal humans lets you focus more on the rest of the production
>>221837692>people calling it woke are braindeadBard played by a black African man.Suitor to Penelope is a black African man.Helen of Troy played by a black African woman.Odysseus has black and Indian men as part of his crew.Disgusting midget female pretending to be a male pretending to be a Greek "warrior" replacing Achilles.Dialogue is shit for the "modern" audience....that's never existed.Accents are for the same "modern" audience....that's never existed.It's woke as fuck. It'll do fine in the first week and drop off after. It won't make its money back in the theatrical run, but won't be a huge bomb.
>>221842902>Disgusting midget female pretending to be a male pretending to be a Greek "warrior" replacing Achilles.your brain is rotten.
>>221842902>Bard played by a black African man.>Suitor to Penelope is a black African man.>Helen of Troy played by a black African woman.>Odysseus has black and Indian men as part of his crew.>Disgusting midget female pretending to be a male pretending to be a Greek "warrior" replacing Achilles.>Dialogue is shit for the "modern" audience....that's never existed.>Accents are for the same "modern" audience....that's never existed.>>It's woke as fuck.This. Plus it's boring, colorless, lifeless, and 3 fucking hours long. It's not only woke, it's a shitty film.
>>221842660Y u talkin all weird and hard to understand n shit just use plain speak shiiiiit
>>221842948>everyone's only laughing at the child-sized female Greek warrior because they have brain rotThat's a new cope.Unless you think it's a huge own that someone who isn't going to watch the movie got tricked into thinking she was playing Achilles instead of Sinon
CALLED IT LMAO >>221621763
>>221837782This.Reminds me of anons trying to say He-Man wasn’t woke.
Before the film releases: >Lol Chuds BTFO this movie has STRONGK BLAQQQQQ WYMYN and RAPPERS and TRANS>It's MODERN and HOT and NEW and not for you old gays>Costumes? Dialogue? Sets? NO ONE CARES UNC. It's about the VIBES and HECKIN RAPPERS.After the movie releases: >Well actually the movie is pretty non-woke if you think about it. >Yes there are asians and blacks and trannies taking roles of ancient Greeks, but it's subtle and doesn't draw attention to yourself and honestly you don't even notice it at all. >Also it's only a little bit of the film, so really you're getting worked up over nothing. Just go see it already. >You have to admit that if they did the dialogue and costumes to be somewhat accurate to the setting and story, it'd be old and boomer and gay, this is modern and hip and subversive, which is good and totally not Jewish at all.
>>221837692>people calling it woke are braindeadbut I've explicitly seen an Indian saying "we are the Greeks" A good playing a Greek A small female boy-like tranny playing an adult male soldier An extremely black African woman playing Helen of Troy Explain.
>>221837692Entire theme of the film is "Your heroes are not heroes" you lying faggot
>>221837692these niggers chimped out, even turning over ships like police cars
