The Ace of Roses edition>>221824513
I drank the Arbor Gold.
I drank Daeron's cum.
>>221838695Faeron...
>Add new rape scenes>Remove Jon Roxton raping Sharis Footly in front of her husband's corpse??
>>221838703That's too much for normalfags
Tick-tock dragonkeks.
>>221838731I hope they don't change Joffrey's death
Good morrow sers
>>221838474Criston has honor autism cause honor is all he had, people forget that he was a child soldier in border skirmishes against Dorne, the commoner son of a steward for Lord Dondarrion before they lost his favor.Monke was a horny teen who fell for him after nuncle daemon rejected her and had no consideration for his situation. She didn't mean him harm but she took his honor and he autistically wanted to at least remedy that by marrying her and of course she wouldn't but still wanted to stay with him. He felt reduced to her pleasure man and his honor insulted further so he went down the deep and started hating her.The show did it like shit though.
sex with jeyne arryn
>>221838703>Add new rape scenesThey are not even rape scenes, they are either attempted rape or it happen offscreen and you have to believe the "victim" that it actually happened.Normgroids can't handle actual brutality and grim of a medieval setting (gruesome death, actual rape, starvation, sickness, etc), they can't even handle a pair of boobs anymore, so your "daring" medieval setting now is man ass here and there, a flaccid cock, and the battles happen offscreen.
Bros I am not ready for Silverwing crying over Vermithor ;-;
>>221838827his hatred seems way too strong though, he should still have affection for her since he loved her too, besides, isnt he way older than her? she was just some infatuated sheltered teenage girl and like you said she clearly didnt mean any harm
>>221838703Bold Jon is too based for these bozos.
When is Daeron going to earn his Daring nickname?
>>221839111Greens don’t get nicknames unless they involve being usurpers or rapists Rhaenyra wins
>>221839016you can cut ananas with that jaw
>>221839016You can kiss for hours with that neck
>>221839282
>>221839016I liked her puppy dogs
>>221839221Based. She would give me many strong-jawed sons.
>>221839045Like I said, the show adapted the idea poorly just like the love triangle with Alicent, both changes from the book that might've been interesting if done right but done sloppily.They could've done the basic trope of "can a man love two women?" or two queens in this case and have him forced to pick between taking the Viserys' crown and going to Dragonstone or searching for Aegon with his surrogate son Aemond, instead just turned him into a blackpilled "incel" who hates his ex and who's not an incel cause he fucks Alicent.We can thank the marketing dept for that.
obligatory
>>221839016Jeyne Arryn doesn't do sex.
>>221839521LOOK MOM I AM ACTING
>>221838731If a single dragon can decimate an organized army how in rhllor's big red cock did a mob peasants with pitchforks kill four of them all in the same place?>guhh but they couldn't flySo? A single strafe of dragon fire is enough to reduce a score of armored men to literal ashes (or blow up stone walls in S8 GoT). Being grazed by it crippled Aegon and le exploded his cock. The show made dragons so imba that the dragonpit is going to be a massive shark jump.
>>221839656le warrior spirit or some retarded bullshit
>>221839656The seven who are one were with them that night
if it is madness bidit is madness delivered
>>221839691Yes, the spirit of the warrior figuratively with the brave selfless common folk, and the spirit of the warrior literally with the actual warrior gods spirit appearing with a giant smoke sword
>>221839135You're forgetting the many sobriquets of the one true king Aegon Second of His Name.>Aegon the Magnanimous>Aegon the Generous>Aegon the Dragonheart>Aegon the Dragoncock>Aegon the Realm's DelightAlso Aemond One-Eye. I don't remember if they call Jasper Wilde Ironrod in the show.
>>221839521>Se, mor, jeg er skuespiller!
>>221839656>A single strafe of dragon fire is enough to reduce a score of armored men to literal ashesDragonfire is overhyped, only reason it melted Harrenhal is because it was built of that meltable black stone.>During the Storming of the Dragonpit, the Burning Knight slew the dragon Morghul. Encased in heavy armor, he rushed headlong into the dragonflame with spear in hand, thrusting the point into the dragon's eye repeatedly, even as the flames melted the steel and burning his flesh, thus giving him his nickname.
>>221839656That thing makes no sense. The only possible way would be to trigger the dragons so much they startet hitting each other and dropped the building on themselves or something.
>>221839764Aegon the VictoriousAegon the Peace-Maker
ALICENT AEMOND MOMMY SON PENETRATION SCENE WHEN???
>>221839779I have a hard time believing that Harrenhall is built of *the* famous black stone. Not least of all because of where the hell Harren the Black would have got it all from
>>221839764You forgot the most popular one!
>>221839016>ywn be Jacaerys licking her cougar pussy just to win her banners for war>ywn cheat on your betrothed for a falcon cougar mommyAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHU
>NOOOOOO THE DRAGONS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INVINCIBLE THE STINKING PEASANT UNDERCLASS WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO DESTROY THOSE SYMBOLS OF SUPREMACY AND DOMINANCE NOOOO THIS IS A SHAMMMM!You know who else thought that? The Targaryens lel
>>221839835Twittersisters... Get his ass.
>>221839779>Dragonfire is overhypeddragonfire is literally magic and not regular fire
>>221839831It is so rare because Harren used it all.
Thinking a bunch of peasants could kill dragons is like thinking a bunch of rice farmers with outdated weapons could defeat the entire army of a world power
>>221839879The deep ones must have been eating so fucking good.
>>221839831It was blackstone but not THE oily blackstone of unknown origin we see all over the world.
>>221839874>strength of dragonfire depends on the courage of the target>the braver you are the weaker it is>Harren hid in his castle so dragonfire was strong enough to melt it>Aegon II bravely flied to meet Meleys so it only horribly wounded him>Burning Knight and Gardener had no fear so it worked as a normal fire
>>221839928They can't
Give it to me straight, bros. Is our guy, Sunfyre, actually dead? Who is going to eat that fat fucking bitch, then?
>>221839956Dragonfire didn't melt Harrenhal though just turned it into an oven
>>221839956We don't really care about your gay head canon
>>221839968Our sweet king said Sunfyre is alive so he is alive.
>>221839968No one, she eats Aegon the Usurper
>>221839928>defeat the entire army of a world powerAnon... you forgot about the West Germany garrisons...
>>221839968he is alive
>>221839656A miracle of the seven just like Dunk's resurrection.
>>221839656>peasant attack dragons>get killed>haelaena killed herself at the same moment>big dragon dreamfyre freak out>dreamfyre rush the ceiling>the building fall down killing everything inside>later (((maester))) will go full propaganda saying gods were involve
>>221840018Will our other guy, Dirk the FOOKIN LEGEND spawn in and gank her?>But your sons WERE bastids
>>221840075
>>221839968>Who is going to eat that fat fucking bitchalicent
>>221839983
>>221840075>>big dragon dreamfyre freak out>>dreamfyre rush the ceilinglmao dreamfyre might as well not exist in this show. and fuck show haeleana. no one is chimping out for her
>>221839462Would've been nice to see Erryk try to convince Criston and Arryk to come with him to Dragonstone and have Criston have doubts.
Blackwood boys exist to be bullied and pegged by Bracken women.
>>221839016My neckfu
are there no true rapists among you?
>>221840395any man who must say he is a rapist, is no true rapist
>>221840395Greens before every meal.
>>221840395>>221840419Who would you have me rape?
>>221840395Ser Criston Cole has raped.
cant wait to watch all these cute hecking pupperino redditgons die>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED HECKING [random demon with some retarded anime name] NOOOOOO!!!!!! NOO NOOOO [random demon with retarded anime name #2] AS WELL???? NOOO NOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Your brothers a raper, your fathers a raper, your son will be a raper one day. The world is built by rapers. So you best get used to looking at them
>>221839656dragons are weak, they die to a single crossbow formation. they regularly die to SINGLE CROSSBOWMEN. a crossbow formation would utterly destroy a dragon that wasn't one so old it's close to dying of old age like vaginagar.>S8 GoTDnD invention. dani's young baby dragons would not do that in the books
>>221840454Ser Gregor, rape this guy.
>>221840454The only based dragons are Sunfyre, Sheepstealer and Caraxes.
>>221840395*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
What's Littlefinger 's endgame?
>>221840454You already posted this.
>>221840516Caraxes sounds like my cat when he's asking for food, a dragon shouldn't sound like that.
>>221840075How does the roof kill them when we saw Rhaenys break through the ground with no injury in season 1
>>221840516based>Caraxesit killed vaginagar so maybe? but does that free it from its mortal sin of being a filthy demon? i doubt.
>>221839853Let's be honest here.The reason it ended like that is because gurm is a leftist retard on top of being a lazy fatass. He needed a way to get rid of the dragons and cooked some retarded peasant nonsense killing dragons with pitchforks, that's all there is to it.His books are amazing if you have no knowledge about anything, but if you do you realize that he just copy everything either from actual history or what other talented writers have done before him, mixes all of it, and shit it in his books.
>>221838651egg is icsh
>>221840516Caraxes is close to Sheepstealer. Sunfyre is vastly inferior to both.
>>221840554We do not choose our birth. But we can choose to BTFO dragon-fucking-shits.
>>221840546that was just sarah hess epic moment, to give oomph for the boring story about some boring king being given a crown, youre meant to stop thinking about it by the time you go to your fridge for some cheese cake and green monster
>>221839656They were full of religious fervor and numbered 10,000 strong.
>>221840635Each of them handsome and wise
>>221840154>muh Old Nan tales
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SUMMON THE ICON OF THE WARRIOR TO FUCKING DECIMATE OUR DRAGONRINOS THAT'S MY HECKING PET DEMON WE SANG IT SONGS AND CRADLED IT AS A BABY NOOOOOOOO-ACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjRWG0tKD4AYes.
What is the dumbest moment in HOTD so far?
>>221840450And who has ser Criston Cole raped?
>>221840705The moment you turned it on
>>221839968Molting/regenerating right now.
If you think about it, considering the way Corlys and Rhaenys (black of hair) were cast, Laenor should've looked like this instead of having a mop wig
>>221840450Ser Criston Cole has been raped
How come Vaghar who is supposed to be strong but slow winning all the fights by outmanouvering her opponents?Switching in and out from senility all the time
>>221840575A dirty peasant mob killing the dragons is the perfect Georgian subversion of the noble dragonslayer trope, add in some implied maester webweaving and some mutual dragon deaths in combat and it’s the ideal way to deal with the dragons. What else would you prefer, volcanoes again?
What was his problem?
>ywn nestle into mommy Jeyne Arryn's bosom and gently slide your fat pink mast inside her gates of the moon and thrust it like a giant's lance while she moans sweet nothings into your ear, daring you to spill your milkwater inside>ywn lay your head in the nape of her neck and slowly drift asleep while the cool Vale winds blow over the both of you
He comes....
>>221840825She was making a move. He had to get it on.
>>221840706Ser Criston Cole has raped the ratcatchers.
>>221840883Alone?
>>221840858Based but fake poster
TAOOBA
i rewatched the ratcatchers scene and otto was right all along
>>221840706King Baelor was raped by his ex-sisterwife Princess Daena Targaryen in the sweltering summer of 169AC.
>>221840694>grotesque and misshapen>lumpy and runneled>slagged
>>221840825The fact that he thinks he’s going to hell is interesting, like in his mind he did what needed to be done but sacrificed his eternal soul to do it. He loved the gods so much he became a condemned demon for their sake
>1 for rangers >2 for wildlings >3 for white walkersWhat kind of backwards ass system is this where you have everyone just waiting around to be put on higher alert?
>>221840940>all effects of dargonfire cracking it>not literally melting it like metal>subjected to atleast another internal burning since the conquest >
>>221840934KWAB sevencel edition
>>221839521neuron activation
>>221840971>blows one horn for white walkers >everyone is just wait coping for that second blast until it’s too late and the white walkers are on them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9bRT-ezZASEVEN! I CALL TO YOU! HEAR MY PRAYERS! ANOINT MY STEEL AND GRANT ME STRENGTH!GRANT ME STRENGTH TO VANQUISH AND RID THIS GREAT CITY OF YOURS THAT SO DEDICATES ITSELF TO YOUR ETERNAL SERVITUDE OF THE DEMONS AND THOSE WHO WORSHIP THEM THAT SEEK TO POISON YOUR FLOCK AND TURN THEM AGAINST YOU! THIS DAY WE WILL REMIND THEM! THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT! THE FAITHFUL SHALL EARN THEIR REWARD! THE DEMONS SHALL PAY! THE DEMON WORSHIPERS SHALL REMEMBER IT IS THE RIGHTEOUS WHO PREVAIL!>*anime rock starts blasting*>*trannygons start dying*
>>221840972Ah yes. When George consistently describes Harrenhal as akin to something that has been melted what he actually means is cracked, because you really don't want dragonfire to be able to melt stone.
>>221840768She remembers the cool battles with Visenya.
>>221841045Drogon blasted the Red Keep apart so it does something to stone alright.
>>221841096That's show canon, at most it'll liquefy the cement holding it causing bricks to fall lose but never literally melt the structure
>the last shit a targshit demon sees before it fucking dies
>>221836907Did she love Tywin? He was a whoremonger just like his father, but he took great care to keep it a secret.
>*burns demon tree*>*carves seven pointed star into forehead* >*takes a bite from dragon heart like an apple* >*rapes bravely*Yep, it’s Andal time
You have to admit the whole existential magical bad guys thousands of years in the making being wiped out 12 hours into their invasion by a little girl only for everyone to forget about them and go back to killing eachother immediately after is extremely on brand for the series.
>>221839817Aemond is for witch sex only.
>>221841172Prove to me that Tywin fucked hookers before his wife's death.
I set him off he's so triggered kek
>>221841191The women of your sworn enemies are not people and thus cannot actually be raped. Our allies in diversity the muslims taught me this.
>>221841153It’s not explosive in the books but it does melt stone. It’s theorized that the Valyrian roads and fused black stone has something to do with that
>>221841045Dragonfire can't melt stone keeps.
Maesters did 9/1/1 AC.
I went down a rabbit hole from studying the history of Byzantium and ended up learning a lot of the history of the Church and it's basically ruined all fantasy religions for me. Every religion in westeros is wholly unified under a single denomination with no variances. Stannis' apostasy to R'hllor is mentioned, but very few characters take it seriously. Honestly, Renly's strongest argument for his claim is the Faith claim- Robert's sons are bastards and Stannis is an apostate, so the faithful should support him, but he makes a few platitudes with his Rainbow Guard but religion isn't front and center.The catholicity of the Fot7 feels a little ridiculous, especially when the Targaryens moved the High Septon's base of operations from Oldtown to King's Landing, which irl resulted in the Avignon Papacy. And you're really telling me there are no Septinitarian heresies? The first major church schism (Chalcedon) was about "two natures of Christ" vs "two natures in Christ." No one has ever argued about what "The Seven who are One" means or what is a Septinity? The Monarchy of the Father? Whether or not they are polytheists when they say gods instead of god? Denying the deity of the Stranger, which always seems dubious? When I look at the history of the church from the outside looking in, and see Charlemagne do shit like push the filioque to growth division of the western empire over the eastern empire (also he made his political move when the first empress arose in the East, making the tie-ins to the Dance of the Dragons all the more obvious). The whole thing just feels like vastly wasted potential.
>>221841191>Curses the Hightowers and Oldtown who surrendered to Targ*ryens>Consensually gives wife to Septon Moon to be impregnated>Consensually gives daughter to Septon Moon to be impregnated>Paints Cock o' the Moon on shiedYep, it's Andal time.
>>221841376A king and a queen both cockless failures.
>>221841345>The Seven who are OneIt's just faux-christianity with a name reference to Hellboy god-monster Ogdru Jahad (also called "The Seven"), George worked together with Mignola in comic anthologies in 1990 so they know each other from way back.
>>221839656>majority were tiny dragons>all of them were chained down in their cages>biggest dragon managed to break its chains, but collapsed the roof trying to escape and killed all of themit's not that big of an asspull>>221840694>>221840972>literally has a place called the "flowstone yard" because it's where all the melted stone pooled atapologize to Old Nan faggot, she's never been wrong
>>221841474*melted cement
>>221841359I appreciate (you), Anon.
>>221841191>andals didn't conquer a single kingdom in Westeros>kept losing and had to give up their daughters to be bred by First Men kings>even in the Vale they are still getting mogged by the mountain clans thousands of years laterhow do andal keks cope? inb4 "if you let the guy who kicked your ass in battle fuck your daughter, it's actually a win"
Where's the AI autist when you need him
>>221838651If you criticize the period scene, you're just media illiterate, and a bigot. It obviously had a deeper meaning.
>>221835377And whom did Jaehaera usurp, pray tell?
Westeros is supposed to be America and Essos Asia but is there a Europe that hasnt been discovered yet in universe?
>>221841612The Free Cities, Valyria and Old Ghis, Asia is far east Essos
>"There was no thing that comes in the night, Maester Luwin had said so. If there had ever been such a thing, it was gone from the world now, like giants and dragons.">you didn't have a dream of your father dying, he's just fine in King's Landing-ACK>ghosts aren't real, you didn't see Ned's ghost in the crypts-ACK>wargs aren't real, you can't see through your wolf's eyes-ACK>giants and dragons are gone-ACK>the ironborn won't take Winterfell, prophetic dreams aren't real-ACK>children of the forest never existed, and are all gone if they did-ACK>white walkers aren't real-ACK>there isn't a dragon living under Winterfell powering the hot spring-ACKtotal grey rat death, Old Nan is right about everything
>>221838773Why the ghosting? Was this video made in Unreal Engine 5?
>>221841574>going band for band in a single entityWhat the fuck does that even mean?
>>221841468I get what it is, and I didn't know about the connection with Mike Mignola. I'm basically complaining about my historyboner ruining an aspect of George's worldbuilding
>>221841156Yeah okay pajeet, we get it, you can stop spamming your slop now.
>>221841545>>kept losing and had to give up their daughters to be bred by First Men kingsIt was the other way around, First Sissies gave away their women to Andals, so that they would spare them.>whole continent, even the Norf, speaks Common (Andal Language)>continent is known as 'the Land of the Andals' in EssosTotal Andal Victory.
>>221841652No but compressed in it sure
>common was the First Language Lmao
>>221840395In the Game of Thrones, you rape or you die. There's no middle ground
>>221841651>there isn't a dragon living under Winterfell powering the hot spring-ACKWhat does he eat?
CotF magic will protect u-ACK!>The songs say that Torgold knew no fear and felt no pain. Though bleeding from a score of wounds, he cut a red swathe through Lord Redfort's staunchest warriors, then took his lordship's arm off at the shoulder with a single cut. Nor was he dismayed when the sorceress Ursula Upcliff appeared upon a bloodred horse to curse him. By then he was bare-handed, having left both of his axes buried in a foe's chest, but the singers say he leapt upon the witch's horse, grasped her face between two bloody hands, and tore her head from her shoulders as she screamed for succor.
>>221841817pussy
>>221841200It was hilarious to me. I was hatewatching already when it happened so I wasn't even upset about it.This was the point were I realized that they would never put Jon or Dany on the throne too, so I was curious to see who these two jewish retards would put there to subvert expectation.
>>221839928>Thinking a bunch of peasants could kill dragons is like thinking a bunch of rice farmers with outdated weapons could defeat the entire army of a world powerHow did the French Revolution succeed?
LFMAO
>you know.. on the streets they are saying you're the queen of niggers...not my words of course...;3
>>221841670The religions (all of them) serve as just setting pieces for the story, it's not just the Seven that don't have doctrinal schisms but all the other religions are basically unified too. Just like how there are no settled Dothraki tribes who have gone civilized as with the real Turko-Mongols, they're all just horsing around the Dothraki Sea.
>>221841854With no dragons present
Did anything cool happen during the Andal invasion?
>>221841910>>221841832
>>221841910Literally nothing.Well a knight flew on a bird but that's it. The Valemen are the only good Andals
>>221841928No dragons no cool
Andals > Rhoynar > First Men > Valyrian
>>221841948Ironborn>
Andal bussy is built for Rhoynar pegging, the Andal submits to the Rhoynar
>you know who we should question and persecute regarding these writings on the wall?>the famously illiterate smallfolk!!Great work as always City Watch!
>>2218418178000 years' worth of Stark corspes. I think GOT dragons can eat ash as well so it might be a self-sufficient environment down there.
>>221839016She was very cute talking to her dog about beggar prince Daemon
>>221841948>>> Dothraki
>>221841957Aren't they just inbred first men?
>>221842001speaking of which, I demand a webm right now of it.
>>221841957Even the Seven must pay the Iron Price.
I want Jeyne Arryn to marry me. I'll adopt her cute dog too. I'll even dress up as Miss Redfort of required
>>221842020They are pre-First Men iirc
>>221841910The Northmen were kinda dickish about the "never conquered" thing, after beating back the Andals at Moat Cailin they invited an Andal king to Nightfort and then the Rat Cook happened.
>The Targaryen King awoke in a cold sweat>The Kingsguard asked if something was amiss>The King shook his head and assured me >"I'm just feeling a little crabby"
>>221841612>Westeros is supposed to be AmericaAh yes, the famous knights and kingdoms of America.
>>221842120Corn was first grown in America and there's corn in Westeros
>>221842144proof?
>>221842120This nigga hasn't read the Book of Mormon
>>221840444>Who would you have me rape?Whom.
>>221842150>"CORN! CORN! CORN!"
Valar Rape
>>221841789You know, the thing about replying to no one in particular is that no one has any fucking idea what you're arguing for or against.
am bored
Valar Rapelis
>>221841612I think your confused. Westeros is the SIZE of South America. Westeros is England geographically and follows the outline of English history. Essos is mainland Europe. Slavers Bay, Dothraki Sea, and beyond are Asia.
>>221842120Westeros is literally just America but sideways
>he lacks the ability to infer contextual knowledge Lol even
>>221842231>Essos is mainland EuropeOnly Braavos and maybe Lys if you squint hard enough.
>>221841879KEK
>>221842231How did fat fuck get away with this?
>>221841906>With no dragons presentWhere are the dragons in your analogy?
>>221841906And the support of a part of the French nobility (and thus, a part of the army), and the scheming of merchants and guilds.
>>221842369The dragons would be nukes. Defeating the nobility who have nukes
>>221842215This looks like shit, Rajesh.
>>221842414no need to sign your posts
This thread reeks of curry.
>>221842200>But Melkor, as hath been told, lusted after all light, desiring it jealously for his own. Moreover he soon perceived that in as there was a light that had been concealed from him, and whichhad a power of which he had not thought. Therefore, afire at once with desire and anger, he went to As, and he spoke to Arie, saying: 'I have chosen thee, and thou shalt be my spouse, even as Varda is to Manwe, and together we shall wield all splendour and mastery. Then the kingship of Arda shall be mine in deed as in right, and thou shalt be the partner of my glory.'>But Arie rejected Melkor and rebuked him, saying: 'Speak not of right, which thou hast long forgotten. Neither for thee nor by thee alone was Ea made; and thou shalt not be King of Arda. Beware therefore; for there is in the heart of As a light in which thou hast no part, and a fire which will not serve thee. Put not out thy hand to it. For though thy potency may destroy it, it will burn thee and thy brightness will be made dark.'>Melkor did not heed her warning, but cried in his wrath: 'The gift which is withheld I take!' and he ravished Arie, desiring both to abase her and to take into himself her powers. Then the spirit of Arie went up like a flame of anguish and wrath, and departed for ever from Arda, and the Sun was bereft of the Light of Varda, and was stained by the assault of Melkor. And being for a long while without rule it flamed with excessive heat or grew too cool, so that grievous hurt was done to Arda and the fashioning of the world was marred and delayed, until with long toil the Valar made a new order. But even as Arie foretold, Melkor was burned and his brightness darkened, and he gave no more light, but light pained him exceedingly and he hated it.
>>221842144Because George The Fat like corn, yes.
Valarr is icsh
>>221842459>rapes the very Sun itselfGreenbros? How do we compete?
>>221841545>*first man fighting with his neighbor* >*fuckyouwedontlikeyourkind.jpg*>*lighbulb over first mans head*>”I’ll hire an Andal warlord to kill my enemy!”>*Andal Chad kills both first men and takes daughters as wives* Heh…nothin personel first cuck…
>>221842539What if we stuck our peepees into a pot of wildfire?
>north still unconqueredUh Andal xisters...
>>221842293How about the world being called "Planetos"? I thought that was a joke the first time I heard it.To answer your question, he can get away with it because most of his audience is retarded and has no knowledge whatsoever about anything (religion, history, geography, or even other literary works).Forgive me for the example, but it's similar to the Final Fantasy serie, where you might be astonished by the Eons and the creativity that went into their conception, until you start educating yourself about the world at large and realize that they are straight up plagiarized from existing things (such as Shiva, Ifrit, Leviathan, Cerberus, etc...)
>>221842663>brann the builder built the hightoweruh... bros???
>>221842691Fellow southerner weaklings...how do we ever live it down...
>>221842691>hightowers are dawn age men Uh Andal sisters... we can't get anything right
>Only Dorne resisted Valyrians>Strongest Dornish houses are Rhoynar or First Men or Dawn Age
>>221842771Targchads just didn't want filthy browns in their kingdom.
>>221842771The strongest Dornish house is Andal though.
>>221842819Then why did they go there, again and again?, and fail. The dragon kneels to the scorpion's sting
>>221842539We rape Sunfyre, it is the only way.
>>221842829No it's Rhoynar or Dawn Age depending on who's asking
>>221842883>House Martell was founded by Morgan Martell, an Andal adventurer who settled between the mouth of the Greenblood and the Broken Arm during the coming of the Andals to Dorne. Morgan led the defeat of the local First Men, including Houses Wade and Shell, establishing his rule over a strip of land fifty leagues long and ten leagues wide.
>>221842842To kill brownoids.
>>221842924And fail, and get themselves killed kek and their nuke destroyed
>>221842842Because gurm is an anti-war hippy and the targ failed invasion of the sandnigger nation is a parallel to the failed American invasion of the tropicalnigger nation of Vietnam. Also work with Afghanistan.
>>221842736>Andal women craved Hightower cockAndals...why does this keep happening to us?
>>221842915And bred with Nymeria again and again and other Rhoynar women too. At this point there's no andal left in their veins
>>221842938Dorne can only destroy, never build.
How did Dorne become brown if its inhabitants were only there a few thousand years? Shouldn't they just be like Australians?
>>221842954Good. Based desert men.
First sissies are getting uppity i see.
>>221842976Dorne only destroys overgrown lizards. Small distinction but not important to smooth brains, I know.
It is the job of every Rhoynar to rape Andal seven pointed bussy. Valar Rapelis.
>>221842981Rhoynar (browns) migrated there with ten thousand ships and mixed into the population.
>>221842676>they are straight up plagiarized from existing thingsEvery story has already been told before. We're just retelling a previously told story with different names and settings. One man's plagiarism is another man's homage.
>>221843078Why werent they taken care of? Who just lets boatloads of browns into their country for no reason?
>>221843072Only Septon Moon can give us the Andal children to preserve future of the white Westerosi race.
>>221842771>>Only Dorne resisted ValyriansI guess all those Andals just spontaneously combusted on the empty unremarkable field that was completely devoid of fire.
>>221843111Dorne had very little population back then so they negotiated rather than fought, Martells married the Rhoynar queen and the smallfolk followed suit.
>>221842954>Once a minor house of a mighty empire (Ex-British colony)>Have dragons (nukes)>Bullies everyone>Sexual degenerates>Unholy amalgamation of different things (mutt)>Targ exceptionalism (think rules don't apply to them)Wait, Targ are actually Americans, it all make sense now.
>>221842981There are three groups of Dornishmen:Salty Dornishmen live along the coasts, mainly along the Broken Arm region, where the Red Mountains stretch out into the Sea of Dorne. These Dornishmen are lithe and dark, with smooth olive skin and long black hair, having been most strongly influenced by the Rhoynar.The Martells of Sunspear would be considered salty Dornishmen.Sandy Dornishmen live in the deserts and the long river valleys. With faces burned brown by the hot Dornish sun, they are even darker than the salty Dornishmen.These may include the Ullers and Qorgyles, Houses which were founded by adventurers who braved the deserts.Stony Dornishmen live in the passes and heights of the Red Mountains. They have the most Andal and First Men blood. Some stony Dornishmen might follow Andal rather than Rhoynar laws of inheritance. They are fair of skin, freckle or burn in the sun, and have brown or blond hair. These include the Yronwoods with their blond hair and blue eyes,[8] the yellow-haired Fowlers,and the pale blond or dark-haired Daynes.
>>221843136And they burned kek and then sevencel Cuckister knelt
>>221843140>Unlimited brown pussy fot everyone just showing up at your doorstep. Gods why are Dornish so lucky?
>>221843115Septon Moon raises andalcuck boys so that are eventually sacrificed and get corrected into real men by Rhoynar
>ywn get pegged by NymeriaWhy live Andalbros?
>>221839779well to be fair, Morghul was basically a pup (or whatever lizards have). Balerion was already a monster during harrenhal
>And they burned kek and then sevencel Cuckister knelt
>>221840579luke is icsh
start posting /got/ start postingthe threads are dyingSTART POSTING SER
>>221843248>first man knelt>andalcels knelt Dornegods win again
>>221842496valarr (oscar morgan) is very handsome he's definitely icsh when he was a boy
It is the duty of every Rhoynar woman to exorcise the ghost of hugor out of the seven-pointed asshole of an andal bussy and bring them into the glorious light of Mother Rhoyne.
>Dornish woman gives you this look>Rapes you
>>221842663>>221842090North and Dorne are unconquered for the same reason Afghanistan isn't: there's simply nothing there worth conquering. The cost is too high for literally zero reward.
>>221843399I would never let myself get raped by a dornish subhumanI'd rather take the black than to have my cock touch a d*rni**er
>>221843399I have been browned and must give my White Andal wife to Septon Moon so he can impregnate her to preserve the Andal race.
>>221843399>I am Arys Oakheart >It stops being rape
>>214558714As time goes on, I've been coming around to the idea Stannis might not be die at all by the end of the books. It's confirmed he burns Shireen and he's certainly set up to defeat Ramsay and the Freys right at the start of TWoW, it might be the case that Shireen's burning reviving Jon will completely break his will and he'll take the black. Something to that effect. Then he gets to be lord commander of the Weirwood wall after all the ice gets magically shattered, however that comes to pass.
>>221841961>>221843072>>221843194>>221843337Rhoynar are extinct, cope.
>>221843469Anon.... I'm sorry. About your sept.
>>221843467Or he's killed on the way back to his home planet by twenty good men.
>>221843447Run, hide, take the black but Nymeria's strap-on follows you even as you sink into the depths of the Rhoyne
>>221843399Dornish don't have indio blood in them. Dornish look like Spanish from Iberia
>Male criminals get jailed or sent to the wallwhat happens to female prisoners?
>>221843605The rape, Sansa
>>221843263Ser Criston has posted
2 more weeks for the one and only scene worth watching in the entirety of HOTD
>>221843263The thread is full of trannies, pajeets, and fetishists. If you want the ASOIAF thread to attract actual conversations, posting about ASOIAF would be a good start.
>>221843399AH I WANT A DORNISH WAIFU I LOVE LATINAS SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>>221843605They can become septas or silent sisters.
>>221843335>icshWhat is this tranny-babble anyway?
>>221843680What happens?
>>221843399>WomanAnon...
>>221843773Aegon reveals himself to everyone at rooks restwhile giving the speech, Sunfyre wakes uphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FuGgJS3Uv7w
>>221843719>male criminals get a lifetime of cold, living in a monastery, or dying against barbarians and/or spooky skeletons>women...get to serve godSexist much?
>>221843812>Aegon reveals himself to everyone at rooks restnot to the peasants some soldiers come get his ass
What the FUCK was his problem?
>>221843834it would be cool if it played out like pic relatedbut the writers hate the greens to much to give such an iconic scene to him
>>221843680Why is Aegon so kino
Anyone notice how they entirely gave up on the soundtrack?S1 had bangers like the greens theme, I dont think they used it at all post Season 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhYZpTCyz3w&list=RDZhYZpTCyz3w&start_radio=1Even rhaenyra doesnt get her UH UH AH AH monke song anymoreThen you have Dunk and he gets bangers out the asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqzulMw4d0&themeRefresh=1
>>221843857Could detect a bitch on sight.
>>221843930>bangers
>>221843930>Rhaenyra's theme especially in ep 3Absolute unfiltered kino
>>221843930>Then you have Dunk and he gets bangers out the assI Suppose We Could Go Anywhere is on my daily commute soundtrack.
>>221843901He's allowed to have faults, thats literally it
>>221843812>Sunfyre wakes upBecause they make a giant blood sacrifice that resurrects him
>>221844048would be kino if thats how Aegon brings him backmaybe the scale he took has something to do with it
>>221844033Lmaoing at the fake royalty feeding the worms
>>221843930this reminds meI want to know the track that plays when Criston goes full Mujahadeen>we must cling to our honor, lest we become beasts ourselves>>221843959yes anonbangers
WHERE IS DALTON?
>>221844103Is Criston doing the plot of Ghost of Tsushima?
>>221844033All of that would've been avoided if the greenkikes didn't try to scheme and usurp the throne, btw.
>>221844149how do you usurp the throne that belongs to you
>>221844132
The "rhoynar were brown" narrative is a litmus test for newfaggotry. They were just tanned whites. The browning started in the steppes and became full yellow farther east and black down south in the negro islands, not even sothoryos is brown
>>221844132>Thinking they'd let the evil rapist appear in the "Rhaenyra did nothing wrong ever" show
>>221844173by claiming it belongs to you
>>221844247They've let many evil rapists appear and they don't show the only cool rapist
>>221844250So they didnt usurp the throne then
>house Arryn traces their decent to hugor of the hill, the first king of the andals >rhaenyras mother was Emma Arryn, and it was her line that continued Andalbros simply CANT stop winning!!??
>>221843901Because the writers hate him, and by trying to constantly humiliate or portray him as a piece of shit they accidentally make him human and relatable, unlike their favorites who can't do no wrong and thus feel artificial.That's also why most "antagonist" they create are generally accidentally based as fuck. They are human with flaws and relatable.
>>221844279Egg never said that.
>>221844312House Arryn is the only good Andal house thoughever
>>221844245They’re brown
>>221844245Ibbenese and Sothoryoi are not even homo sapiens so they're less related to Westerosi than blackest summer islander niggas.
>>221844364Actual brown detected
>>221844276Dalton is a blackfag which is why he wasn't allowed show up, because the options he got was>Greens make him master of ships if he fights Corlys>Rhaenyra tells him "just rape and pillage my enemies lmao I don't care"You can guess which one the ironnigger went with.
Where is Amayrekos
>>221844245If Rhoynar are tanned whites then so are Indians.
>>221844384The Dornish are lighter skinned because of Andal and First Men admixture which are in various quantities depending on the ethnicity, but the Rhoynar were brown, yes.
>>221839656>why do people worship the Seven when they don't perform any miracles?>REEEEEEE HOW COULD THE SHEPARD HAVE POSSIBLY KILLED ALL OF THOSE EVIL DEMONS IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
>>221844245Who in their right mind would create a fictif world with negro in it anyway? Unless you need a tribe a savage dancing naked around a fire pit I can't wrap my head around any logical motive to include them without irony.
>>221844403Dalton is very important to the Lannister flank getting assraped. Without him they have no reason to surrender.
>>221839656>who would win, 1 gorilla or 100 menthe dragons were chained up and there were thousands of people rushing themAlso they had the warriors buff and justice on their side
>>221844459>the Seven when they don't perform any miraclesToo bad sucks to suck I guess
>>221844245>Rhoynar almost sounds like "Roi Noir" in French, which translate to "black king".Eh...
>>221844497>buffs the smallfolk to wipe out the dragons>revive Dunk>Help Davos survive after blackwater bay
>>221844549>buffChained>surviveHe'll live, he has fat man plot armour >DavosThank R'hllor
>>221844593>R'hllorDavos is literally the most anti red god as it gets
>>221844312The Greens would have literally transformed the Targaryens into an Andal house, Andalbros comprehensively lost the Dance
>>221844593>saved from certain death after prostrating himself to the Seven and begging the Mother for help>erm it was actually this evil demon that never helps people without blood sacrifice
>>221844658That's what most anti thinks until said god repeatedly help them, then they become turbo cultist, champions even.
>>221844708we've never seen Rhllor help someone who didnt perform a ritual
>>221844658>>221844704And he is protected all the same. Anti or pro, He will keep you as long as you are needed and not a second more instead of the seven streamed piss
>>221844740Davos himself, the Gravedigger
>>221844778Both were protected by the 7
>>221844814*R'hllor
>>221844874lmao no
>rhlorcucks in my thread
>>221844740Does a prayer constitute a ritual? Because if not, then there is Beric Dondarrion being chain resurrected without blood sacrifice or burning people alive, just a common prayer that just so happen to res him specifically.
>>221844904Lmao yes
The Children pray to the gods of the woods and nature Nd R'hllor answersThe First Men pray to the trees and R'hllor answers The Andals pray to the Sevenand R'hllor answers The Rhoynar pray to Mother Rhoyne and R'hllor answers Friend or foe, believer or pagan, servant of light or darkness, R'hllor passes judgement regardless. And those who truly, earnestly pray to Him... R'hllor answers in ways not even the seven cucks or the trees are ever capable of.
So what/who is the red god? Its literally the only confirmed god that actually does anything no?
>>221845074Yes the only God who is real and who will show you that He is real.
>>221845074a demon that performs conjurer's tricks for blood sacrifices
>>221845120Rhlorr and Great Other are one big Esau gambit and half of the Essos fell for it.
>>221841574Nigger faggot.
>>221845182R'hllor and The Great Other are the Storm and Drowned God, the six and the Stranger, every god there ever was or wil be is a manifestation of those two. They reach far beyond Essos into Westeros, the Shadow Lands, Summer Isles, and beyond
>>221843857>some crazy retard says retarded things>call him a retard>dude wtf
>>221845255Storm and Drowned god are corruptions of Manwe and Ulmo. That's why Sauron Salt-Tongue taught Ironborn to hate Storm god.
>>221845296Depending on which side of the continent you are from, the Storm and Drowned God are representation of R'hllor and the Great Other, or the two switched around
>>221844917Rhllor is all about blood ritualsBeric is being ressurected, but everytime he comes back, there's less of him in his body. By the time he passes on the kiss to Cat, she doesnt fully come back, she's just a moving corpse
>>221843442>cost is too high for zero rewardnice cope, Andals got rekt trying to conquer the North hundreds of times>It was the North and the North alone that was able to keep the Andals at bay, thanks to the impenetrable swamps of the Neck and the ancient keep of Moat Cailin. The number of Andal armies that were destroyed in the Neck cannot be easily reckoned, and so the Kings of Winter preserved their independent rulethe North being poor is simply GRRM being a hack, they should be the richest region in Westeros other than the Lannisters who live on a mountain of gold. Lumber, wool, fur, and fishing were some of the most profitable resources. The fur trade alone was the primary reason for europeans moving to North America. And they are the only kingdom with access to both coasts of Westeros.
>>221845359She is scheming, vengeful and unhinged, all traits that take place when you come back from death. Every part of her that ca be resurrected is there, except the parts that got rotted off or damaged
>>221844364newfag LMAO
>>221845376All kingdoms have lumber and wool, but additionally they have enough arable land to feed their population and climate that doesn't force all elderly to die every ten years.
>>221844467Your post if funny af anon.Read the books you're in for a ride.
>>221845400Beric was ran through with a Lance, he only had some scarringCat cant even talk without holding her throat with her handBeric says himself, he's no longer himself, he's shattered, fragments of him are missing and keep going missing with every death
>>221845444Except the two and half that don't
>>221845485He's shattered from repeated resurrections. Each makes him less than the life before. But the first resurrection wouldn't be thay far off from the original
>>221845488Fuck, forgot about Dorne.
>>221845567>>221845567
>>221845509Beric also changes very drastically even after his first ressurectionHe was a romantic young dude before. All of that is gone after he comes back. he's a much darker person than beforeBeyond the mental changes, his heart doesnt even beat anymore, he doesnt eat, he doesnt sleepGRRM said that Jon who will come back wont be the same Jon as before too.
>>221845635War and resurrection change a lot of people. But his personality is definitely the closest to his own after the first resurrection
