>>221839506Is that what you zoomers now call it? I prefer no teeth and swallow is a must. Not sure about immortality but I do hope to reach heaven.
>>221839506Lotr elves have a lot of funky rules. Elves are kind of like angels with free will that reincarnate when they die. Humans go to heaven(hobbits go to human heaven too), dwarves go to dwarf heaven etc.. . But when an elf marries and has kids with a human they stop being an elf, their kids will be human, they die when their lover dies and they will go to human heaven instead of elf heaven.
>>221839506possibly the most overrated bitch in hollywood shes fucking ugly and makes elves look fat
>>221841221Alright, let's see your idea of a good looking gal
>>221839640Why didn't she simply suck his cock and let him motorboat his titties before he left? Does Eru forbid all extramarital activities or is it okay as long as there's no babies?
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>>221842727>his titties*her, FUCK
>>221839506That’s not how elves work
>>221842735>4 billion women in the world>THIS is the example Anon choosesNot even that Anon but try again retard
>>221839919Hobbits are a type of human.
>>221842812that's not what he meant by that pic
