Do you really want me to believe that this is a conspiracy where 99,99999% people are loving Odyssey, only /tv/ sees the truth?
Why bother? There's a grotesque negro who thinks she's beautiful, a little girl who thinks she's a strong man, and B-list actors like Matt Damon.Most people who are saying it's good have a platform with hundreds of thousands if not millions of subscribers, they are monetarily incentivized to praise it. Only people with nothing to lose like 4Chan posters have any backbone regarding the film & will call it out on its bullshit
Paid shills. Simple as.
>>221840065Have you seen the webms? Tell me with a straight face that it’s a well-made film worthy of perfect scores.
It's not about what is or isn't the "objective" truth. It's about whether or not the film fits to your taste. If /tv/ is calling a Nolan film shit and I already dislike Nolan films then I'm going to agree with their version of the truth.
So far the reviews are from paid critics and Nolan fanboys who bought tickets last year.In a month the consensus will end at 7/10 or something.
>>221840065Yeah, most people in the world look like this but even more brown and ugly.
>>221840255>Paid shills. Simple as.India has 1.5 billion people.All of them love Nolan, all of them. With no exceptions.
>>221840065Where are the review bombers? Usually the high audience score is shown after "pruning out the bad actors"
>>221840065>Elliot and the Sheeboon are only in the movie for like 5 minutesWas this whole thing one giant shitpost by Nolan?
People were on this board trying their hardest to defend the fucking Barbie movie and doing weird tactics to get people on board.Now neither side pretends it's a good movie.
>>221840405This is starting to make me think The Odyssey might actually be good, and all those other woke flops were genuinely bad.
they liked all of he's previous shit so why would that be shocking
>>221840065Yeah.
>>221840562I think Nolan did a little bit of a troll job with the marketing on this. From what I hear 90% of the movie is Matt Damon getting his crew killed in various ways and the "controversial aspects are very minor and were overplayed on the red carpet by stupid actors.
>>221840558Its lame as hell once it goes out of season and makes its outrage money, there is maybe one lingering fragment thread remaining on genuine discussion and people move onto the next controversy that gets forced spammed on /tv/ or /co/ for like an entire year leading up to its release.And the franchise ruining unforgiveable characteristic is always the same, Negros & Women who openly express hatred towards males / whites during interviews. Labelling them all manner of descriptive derogatory namecalling whilst simultaneously expecting you to financially support their garbage movies
>>221840558The Barbie Movie saved Oppenheimer and I'm tired of pretending it didn't!
>>221840065it's not a conspiracy, just marketingjust like people used to say smoking is good for you
>>221840713It's unironically thisBlack Helen is in the movie for like 5 minutes
>>221840405websites like RT have made it a point previously to delete what they've considered review bombing in the past. these big review aggregators like imdb are usually paid off as part of the marketing budget. i wouldn't be surprised if the many negative reviews, there's even one written in TIMES lol, are somehow weighted lower than positive ones or outright disregarded as part of the count.
>>221840747Sloppenheimer would've been a flop if not for the Barbenheimer viral marketing stunt
>>221840772She should be in the movie for no minutes, how about that
>>221840772That's five minutes too long
>>221840065Perhaps it's time for you to reevaluate the intellect of the NPC? Have you not read about all the normies getting their brain fried by aislop? A huge percentage of the population is alive by solely by luck, they're that retarded.
I mean didn't the Greeks fuck twinks? It's supposed to be degenerate
>>221840798The solution is simple.. we need a new review site with legitimate reviews that doesn't hide valid scrutiny. Letting reviews other people vote up and agree with rise to the top on any given movieSomething unpaid that the everyman will begin to consult at the only legitimate source of authentic feedback. I'd like a third alternative that had such an impact Hollywood would make attempts to bribe them with hush money turning it into just another IMDB / Rotten Tomatoes
>>221840901I think it has more to do with it was a midnight showing in a Thursday for a 3 hour long movie and only the true believers saw it.Nolan could have video taped various animals shitting for 3 hours and it would have a 100% Score.
>>221840065Professional critics - trained professionals who often studied at universities how to perceive, critique and appreciate films - overwhelmingly agree that The Odyssey is good. Now, that's TRAINED PROFESSIONALS who say that, not your average joe. I'm sorry guys, when I want the weldings checked at a structurally critical truss, I get engineers. I won't be crowd-sourcing opinions and ask what "the internet thinks" about the quality of the welds. I find it supremely amusing that one would unironically, with a straight face, abandon expert opinions when it comes to film. I have to admit, it makes me chuckle a little.
>>221840065No, I want you to believe that 99,99999% of people watch Marvelslop and then get excited for Next Product®. The Odyssey is Next Product®.
>>221840558of course, once the shillposters left the opinions shifted.It's almost as if there will always bee shills when there is profit to be made
>>221841204this has to be a troll kek. imagine outsourcing your opinion. spiritually brown behaviour
>>221841315Imagine not relying on experts. Boomer behavior.
>>221841516there's nothing at stake for not liking the new thing lmao. letting a 'professional critic' literally brainwash you is not the same as a welder needing his work checked. it is not a matter of public safety to think for yourself when it comes to the latest hollywood flick nobody is going to care about in a few weeks and nobody is going to come up to your door with a lynch mob for disliking it. you understand you're literally saying you cant trust your own tastes and need some abstract self-appointed higher authority to tell you what to enjoy, don't you? slave lmao
>>221840313anon this image isn't real
>>221841881As I explained it's far worse IRL
>>221840255It's not that they're being paid outright, some are sure. But it's more like, "I better fall in line and/or give a soft opinion for fear of losing my base (their livelihood)."
>>221840065>99,99999% people are loving Odysseywhere are you seeing this
>>221840377>>221841977Checking you both.
>>221840713>>221840772>From what I hear 90% of the movie is Matt Damon getting his crew killedso it's fucking trash?matt damon is garbagefuck off shills>controversial aspectslike the MOVIE LOOKING LIKE CHEAP GARBAGE IN EVERY SHOT WE'VE SEEN? KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOT SHILLS
>>221841843>letting a 'professional critic' literally brainwash you is not the same as a welder needing his work checked.Yes, it is.>it is not a matter of public safetyNot a necessary prerequesite for relying on experts>you understand you're literally saying you cant trust your own tastesYes, I do. Because I am not an expert. Be it weldings or which films are good, there are experts to give an informed opinion and discarding them off-hand is arrogant, childish and immature...>and need some abstract self-appointed higher authority to tell you what to enjoy, don't you? slave lmao...and, as if any more proof were necessary, that's exacly the shortcomings you exhibit.
>>221840065>Most people love the movie>I mean, look at all of these totally legit reviews on a totally legitimate movie review site that will perma ban you for leaving a negative review on the latest hype-bait movie. Look at all of the totally legit climate protesters that pop up during the summer, do you think they are legit too? When you are a jewish trillionaire it's easy to pay a couple hundred commie drones to do your bidding.
>>221840065/tv/ thinks it has the sunglasses from They Live
>>221840065why don't you ask your friendsoh.. sorry.
