genuinly how tf do you open the film like this like wtf
>how do we convey the great deeds of Odysseus>get a rapper to shuck and jive
if you don't like this you are racist
>>221841471I don't like how you say racist negatively.
It just keeps getting worse, it's hilarious.
>>221841471what if i'm racist but i hate the talentless cunt because he's a shit person
>>221841410UNDAH DA SEAODE TO DA SEAUNDAH DA KNEEE
I'm racist enough to understand that if blacks were in ancient Greece, this is what they would be doing. You think they'd be doing a real job?
>>221841410if it wasn't cringe enough, the second person you see is a trans. not that the rest of the casting is any better
zesty
>>221841410>genuinly how tf do you open the film like this like wtfLike you're intentionally replacing the Greek people but expect support anyway.>>221841471That word lost all power from over-use years ago. Get your own culture, human parasite.
>>221841410*taps cane*AYOODIS TALEONE NIGGAONE SHIPONE WAR N SHIT
>Thread full of vile chuds projecting their anti-black racism back to a time where it did not apply
>>221841913>anti-black racismThe racists are the ones who routinely single out one race for targeted replacement, cupcake. Hint: NOT White people. Get your own fucking culture.
>>221841410This would've actually been cool in a blaxploitation Odyssey.
>>221841913Nobody viewed blacks as legitimate humans until the late 20th century
>>221841410He respected your time by letting you know right off the bat that this is a woke subversion. Most movies let you believe it's normal for at least 15 minutes or so before slapping you in the face with a dindu
>>221841410Reminds me of this
>>221841937>routinely single out one race for targeted replacementAre you really trying to imply that whites have not systematically tried to eradicate other racial and ethnic groups throughout history? I'm not trying to claim karma or anything, but you're living in a glass house throwing stones.>>221842034Factually incorrect, even more so with the Greeks than anybody else. They even viewed Blacks as "God's favorites."
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>>221841410His rap over the credits is comically bad.I can't fathom how nobody heard it or saw his acting and said it was okay. He's not even a well loved celebrity to justify it. You could've had Taylor Swift as a muse and it'd at least add an extra million to the gross even if she sucked. Scott adds nothing.
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>>221841410> Uh-uh-uh-mmm> Odyssey > Odyssey > I don't see> But honestly> It's odd to see> That all the sea > All these G's> Be lost in> Is all I seeGive him an Oscar.
>>221841913> Slavery was a cornerstone of ancient Greek society and its economy, with enslaved individuals comprising roughly 30% to 40% of the population. They were used for manual labor in farms and mines, domestic service, and even as state-owned public clerks. They were legally categorized as property, completely lacking civic and political rights.> Greeks viewed anyone who spoke a foreign language as an inferior "barbarian" and believed that harsh climates made certain populations naturally suited for enslavement.Bro, it was literally like San Fran during the Floyd Riots. Archimedes said trans rights!
>>221841506yeah, doesnt feel inclusive at all
>>221841410So Nolan "the artist" was trying to copy the opening to 300 with Dilios, but Black?
>>221841471I'm a racist but this would be disgusting even if I wasn't.
>>221842115>Are you really trying to imply that whites have not systematically tried to eradicate other racial and ethnic groups throughout history?Examples, please. Even Hitler's goal wasn't total Jew anniahalation, but the removal of Jews from Europe.
>>221842103LOL first preview and that's what they show. Look at me, I'm da Star Wars now
>>221842363Das rite
>>221842289>Greeks viewed anyone who spoke a foreign language as an inferior "barbarian"Everyone who claims this has never read any ancient Greek literature
>>221841410Kino scene
dont you know, anon? rappers are literally modern day poets! they are just like homer, dante and shakespeare in their epic storytelling.
>>221841410Young Achilles, he in sicko modeWoo, made this here with all the wine on in the shipAt the Troy gate outside, when they pull up, they get me looseYeah, Jump Out boys, that's Myrmidons boys, hoppin' out néesThis shit way too big, when we pull up give me the loot(Gimme the loot)Was off the Thetis, had a PatroclusHad to hit my old town to duck the newsTwo-four hour lockdown, we made no movesNow it's 4AM and I'm back up poppin' with the crewI just landed in Troy, Agamemnon mixes pop like ApolloDifferent colored chains, think Hephaestus really sellin' fruitsAnd they chokin', man, know the Trojans wish it was a nooseSome-some-some, someone saidTo win the retreat, we all in too deepP-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (someone said)To win the retreat, we all in too deepP-p-playin' for keeps, don't play us for weak (yeah)This shit way too formal, y'all know I don't follow suitHelen of Troy, most of these girls ain't got a clueAll of these hoes I made off records I producedI might take all my exes and put 'em all in a groupHit my φίλος, I need the ambrosia'Bout to turn this function to EuphrosunēTold her, "Hop in, you comin' too"In the Phthia, bitches treat me like I'm Uncle Odysseus(Don't stop, pop that pussy)Had to slop the top off, it's just a roof (uh)She said, "Where we goin'?" I said, "The Troy"We ain't even make it to klisiaiShe thought it was the ocean, it's just the ScamanderNow I got her open, it's just the GooseWho put this shit together? I'm the glue (someone said)Zeus OlympusTimed me out the blueSomeone said (playin'-playin' for keeps)Someone said, motherfuck what someone said(Don't play us for weak)YeahGreeksYeah, yeahAchilles, fuck these niggas up (ayy, ayy)
>>221842190>shucker and jiver has arriveddey heeeere
>>221842487They're double-digit retards making money off of the easiest form of music possible while calling it "culture."
>>221841913You are right instead of the nlack race having a bad reputation blacks were not people. It was a better time.
I just saw the odyssey highest in the room just blasted through the speakers and a bunch of niggers trampled each other to death. 10/10
>>221842115Everyone wiped out everyone. Whites just won. He'll we wiped out the other whites as well.Also blacks weren't people. They appeared in fairy tales because the majority of people did not know any like dwarves in fairy tales.
>>221842513Ayo, Achilles!This urban odyssey's a collage of concrete calamities,Battlin' cyclopean landlords and Sirens on the balconies.A mental Scylla and Charybdis, the choice is diabolic,Navigate the avenues on fumes and cheap hydraulics.Got the intellect of Ithaca, a labyrinthine mind,Just to get back to the block I thought I left behind.My reputation's my Achilles' heel in this pressure cooker pot,The only epic poem that I ever really got.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaGxEky7G1g
>>221842387The genocide of the Native American and Tasmanian peoples. The German Empire issued an extermination order (the Vernichtungsbefehl) against the indigenous Herero and Nama peoples, wiping out 50-80% of them. In cases where they couldn't fully eradicate them by conventional means, they tried genetic replacement. The Rabbit-Proof Fence movie portrays the Stolen Generations period of cultural genocide in Australia. Between 1910 and 1970, the government stole mixed-race Aboriginal children from their families with the goal of "breeding out" the Aboriginal race. I vividly remember this scene even now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWjGteDg9VE"Blanqueamiento" in South America. also comes to mind.
>>221841581for me, it's pic rel
>>221842728>Whites just won.lmaomeanwhile in reality whites have gone from 40% of the world's population to 9% in the 20th centuryHere's to 0% in the 21st
>>221843045basedwhite people are literally the first race that is going extinct because nobody wants to fuck their men
>>221841410>expect to see grand epic of Greek mythos>opens with some ghetto nigger
>>221841471I'm racist as fuck nigger
>>221842513try to upload this into Suno
>>221842115>Are you really trying to imply that whites have not systematically tried to eradicate other racial and ethnic groups throughout history?Nobody alive did this but you're trying to put the blame on them anyway. It's ironically a form of ultra conservative original sin narrative that progressive have counter-intuitively adopted for the sake of argument. Human beings are not beholden to the sins of their fathers.
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>>221842363300 was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
>>221842190Lol literally the umm..acktually meme
>>221841471I don't like this.
>>221843045>>221843152>40% of the world's population>1900 (The Peak): Europe reached its demographic zenith, making up 25% to 27% of the entire human population.use google you retarded shitskins
>>221841913Hippocrates said the heat of africa cooks dark skinned people's brains like an egg which is why they're so dumb
>>221842115>"God's favorites."Who are you quoting, I would like to read them
>>221843563I remember seeing it in theaters and feeling legitimately uncomfortable with how fucking gay it was. The fact that people are nostalgic for the homo-erotic tale of practically naked men being pretty gay with each other is really telling on how this site has been infested with fucking faggots. I'd rather watch a nigger rapper shuck and jive and FTM mentally ill Ellen Page over seeing a giant naked brown man massaging another naked guy.
>>221842034This is an extremely good point I've never seen made before
>>221842034>Nobody viewed blacks as legitimate humans until the late 20th centuryHomer constantly goes on about how amazing Ethiopians are and how the Gods always want to spend time with them
>>221843723You've obviously never played sports in your life.
>>221841410in the business, we call this foreshadowing
>>221841410>genuinly how tf do you open the film like thisSTRAIGHT UP!
>>2218419135 MINUTESCAN WE HAVE AN ODYSSEY THREAD WITHOUT SHILLS SPAMMING CHUDSFOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES
>>221842190>trap>>>/d/
>>221841471I'm not racist, I just think blacks look gross.
>>221841410I just don't get how you as a white guy can ever come to this decision and not be embarassed by it.Like I'm supposed to believe Nolan thought this was a good idea?
>>221841471Yeah, we are all racist. Nothing wrong with being racist. Now eat shit KEK
>>221842436I read herodotus in the existing historical Greek. He says the babylonians are barbarians for selling their daughters as sex slaves to the temples, the Egyptians for letting their civilization decline, and the Latins for well being Latins. Oh yeah, the makedonians and further gauls are barbarians too for being illiterate and warlike. Could you please provide one civilization that herodotus does not look down on for clear and obvious reasons?
>>221843640Imagine thinking those posts were written by jeets instead of falseflagging shitposters
>>221841471im not a racist im a white supremacist
>>221845830Have you tried not being an easily triggered nazi retard?
>>221846145As an antiracist I understand that I cannot fully understand the plight of the black people, therefore I am incapable of fully understanding the utility of having some black guy rap about the odyssey as if it was written by Lin Manuel Miranda
>>221843723you sound like a closet fag ngl
>nolan chose travis scott because he thinks travis scott embodies a poet/muse most accurately todayYou just fucking know Nolan is the most sheltered retard in existence
>>221841471I was born racist, please stop breathing like your idol, saint Floyd.
what am I supposed to be getting mad at this time? Is it because an actor is black?
>>221841578Yeah but first they would cut their hands off so they couldnt work
>>221843693The ancient Greeks did not claim that the sun cooked people's brains like an egg. That specific quote is a modern myth that does not exist in any writing by the ancient physician Hippocrates
>>221842034nobody really thought germs were real either odessey still fucking blows though
>>221841410>What is propaganda
>>221841471If you don't think this is beautiful, you're racist
>>221842737doom could have actually pull this off though
>>221842034why are chuds just such fucking retards. I'd say I'm a bit racist and I can recognise that modern low culture racism DAE NIGGERS NOT HUMAN??? is a relatively recent invention and only getting dumber after the initial victorian scientists. Get a history book on Africa, shit is interesting.
>>221842152Most of the acting wasn't good.>i will project my vice like i am in a stage play before the invention of the microphoneJust sounds bad in a movie.
>>221842190Right, a hoodrat ghetto-trash nigger mumbling "Fuggin bix nood!" is the same as Classical era Hellenic spoken-word poetry with a lyre.
>>221846750unrionically would. The bunda on her is insane>That makes you brownI don't care what it makes me, the man who can't appreciate a nice ass is an uncultured and backwards barbarian.
>>221841410WE WAZ GWEEKS N SHIT
>>221841471thanks :)
>>221847219>I don't care what it makes meOnly a shitskin would say that.
>>221847219kys
>>221841410When you're woke and retarded.
>>221842190>take the time to read a left-wing meme>I'm gone so long that everyone assumes I'm dead and suitors are living in my house trying to marry my wife
>>221842190These are becoming more and more unhinged, I fully expect the author to troon out and 41% in the same week.
>>221841471negros are their only defense
>>221847793Don't look now, hollyjew is remaking the Goonies. It's called the Coonies.
>>221841471ok. i don't like this.
>>221841410Are you racist?
>>221846797>Watch them never invent the wheelOk
>>221846750I am surprised you guy's don't like the casting.She kills the gigachad white Agamemnon. Very niggeredly. It's even forshadowed because she's black. No one white would do it in the way she did.>>221847219Based
>>221842190peak media literacy
>>221841410yeah i aint never watching this
>>221841410genuinely who gives a fuck he speaks for 30s collectively in the entire film and is then killed by the white king and his son at the end of the film? some of the suitors being black/brownk literally supports right wing white genocide shit with them profaning guest right and the white king coming home to clean house and kick the immigrants out and pave the way for his white son to be king. pay attention retard!
>>221841471but look at his nose and lips anonits revolting
>>221842190Back to pretending to know history?
>>221841410No doubt all the leftoids immediately started bowing and praying to it
>>221841410humiliation ritualyou will watch the negroand you will like it
>>221842190These are worse than left-wing memes; these are FEDmemes level bad.
>>221850145Shan't!
>The start of the movie is the first humiliation ritualBWHAHAHSHAHAHAHAA
>>221842190This is so retarded I'm going to kill myself
>>221841471If you don't choose who you love then we don't choose who we hate
>>221846750I like her shade of black, and her body is alright, this was a horrible take though. How did Nolan think this was good?
>>221841471this board is indistinguishable from the other one
>>221842190Eh.A rapper playing a Greek poet still feels like a jackass move.It's something you could do in a comedy for sure. Might be more clever there. In a serious movie though? No.
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>>221841471>>2218419131.Historically there were no black people at this time2. The movie is a shit adaptation of the book (which none of you have read, clearly) 3.also no trannoes
>>221841471i am racist tho. got a problem with that?
>>221842158Kek it should've been boyegas freakish face on that tv>>221843152>>221843640Sorry jeets, but quality over quantity
