What if they made an Odyssey movie? Who plays who? What are the gags?
>>221842464too much thinking required for this board
Graham Chapman would be Odysseus, Terry Jones would be Helen of Troy and the entire film would be a gag that he was only just down the road the whole time
Probably a Gilliam toon in there using marble busts, statues, and maybe something with amphora.John Cleese as a Pikey cyclops?
one of the guys will be hunched over playing helen of troy as an old bag>main guy from holy grail>"but they said your beauty could sink a thousan....>"they said what (wacks with her handbag) oi u cheeky bloody bugger"the cyclops will just be a guy who had his eye poked out and they're all like u wot m8.. this is the cyclops?the cyclops quips back: wot m8 ur not impressed? fear me etc etcand then smug american midwits will praise british humour for the next 1000 years
>casting a little five-foot girl to play a greek warrior>Using obvious CGI and clipping through the environment>lots of shots of our heroes running away from danger constantly in cheap silly prop armor>casting a hideous black woman to play HelenCan you imagine how hilarious this would be lol
>everyone saying they'd do Helen of Troy dirty Nah, they'd bust out Carol Cleveland. Meow.
Monty Python's OddityIt would essentially be a Don Quixote type character called Arsechilles trying to make his way to the siege of Troy. An extended version of the Spanish inquisition gag where the movie ends when he finally arrives after various detours and side quests. The siege has just finished a few hours ago and Odysseus is packing up to go home so he missed the whole thing.
