Why did Rocky even like Adrian ?
He was retarded too
She was in his league. He was a poor retard, she was a poor retard.
they fill gaps
>>221842939One day anons will appreciate the value of having a woman who loved you before making it big.
>>221842975fpbp
>>221842939Rocky had a very realistic idea about his own prospects and capabilities and figured a decent looking girl from his neighborhood that's almost too shy to speak and rumored to be retarded was the best he could do
She didn't have a great body but she had a pretty enough face and she was a good person.
>>221842939these are the hardest movies in the world for me to watchthey're just so fucking boring and every character annoys me i can't relate to a dumb meathead whatsoever 4 was alright
>>221842939bored of pounding his raw meat
>>221843150What? No.
>>221843213For me she is not ugly, not pretty but not ugly.
>>221842939he was too ugly,poor and dumb to find a hot gf
>>221842939Rocky did good getting Adrian. She was cute, loyal, and caring. And best of all, she was a virgin.
It was actually a positive message>You don't need a 10/10 bimbo or manic pixie dream girl. Just get a reasonable attainable one who is loyal. Show her a bit of commitment and you've got a partner for life
>>221843738>>221844051how do you know girl is loyle
>>221842939Tight pussy.
>>221843576He was in good shape and he was turtlemaxxing
>>221843738Better than 99,9% of girls in movies, and reality.
>>221842939fills gaps
he is retarded and poorshe's autistic and a femcel
>>221842975Did they to the zoo?
>>221843173Kek
>>221842939Gymcel meets a femcel
>>221843738What's funny is she turned into something of a nympho after Rocky broke her in. She kept wanting to ride his dick, but he had to tell her no sex because the fights were coming up and he was in training. Unlike modern women, she didn't run off to cheat on him.
>>221842939She was genuine and real. Most people are cynical, have ulterior motives, and are seldom upfront and honest with their feelings. When you meet someone who is actually sweet and kind for no other reason than the fact that it's their nature it's disarming.
>>221844355YO
>>221845197The only man Rocky couldn’t defeat
>>221842939Simp
>>221844355I'd go to the zoo for her
attainable
She wasn't a whore. Rocky recognized this.
he had learning disability (you see this in 2nd movie when he can't read) and in alotta ways had low self-esteemhe saw that she also had low self-esteem
>>221842975Its weird how they completely sweep this under the rug in the sequels. Hes VERY obviously like barely above a completely retarded person, and 2 onward they just go "Yeah, guys from Philly are just like that"
>>221842939I don't know why it is, but the fact that they're making a biopic about Stallone making this movie is just nauseating to me. I can only watch the trailer for half a second before I skip. It's such a pathetic idea for a movie. It might be good though.
>>221844212It's highly unlikely no matter who you are
ITT retards who've never been in love.
>>221845454how do i respond without sounding like i have a retard gf?
>>221845978the guy playing stallone seems decent, but it's a very weird idea for a movie. it reminds me that james franco room movie from a few years ago. doubly weird that stallone has no involvement whatsoever.
>>221846014>retards who've never been in loveBut I don’t like the zoo
>>221842939they looks matched
>>221842939She's cute.
Why are we pretending Sylvester Stallone IS rocky now? We have interviews with Sly from that time....https://youtu.be/dFlybZL1mWE?is=OHqJrc_nVb5BZZBA
>>2218462414Chuds are unable to differentiate fiction from reality.
>>221845464Yeah this guy pursued and dated and fucked and married the woman he like what a SIMP
>>221845944This. Makes it look like money is the solution to being retarded. By the final movie, he's just an old guy, not even more retarded from the constant concussions.
>>221843157It's not your fault, the ipad and its consequences has been a disaster for the zoomer race.
>>221846014things that dont existsantajesusand love
>>221842939talia shire was a cute
>>221844355I always thought she was sexy
>>221847171Nepo sister
>>221843738>she was a virginThis is all that matters. One "ugly" virgin is worth billions of used up "hot" whores. Virginity in a woman is the purest thing. Anyone who loves and bears children with a non-virgin who has fucked other men is not a man. Having your offspring come out the same hole some other guy fucked is cosmically horrifying.
>>221842996>He was a poor retard, she was a poor retard. Can I make it any more obvious?
>>221847233Nepo nephew
>>221846791Its easier to find the second after you've found the third
>>221844355I like the modest pt 1 version of her.
>>221847642She was breathtaking in the red coat.
>>221842939She seemed like the sort of woman who wouldn't say no if he preyed on her. Shy women like her are always targeted by dudes like that.
Why did Rocky like Paulie would be a better question.
Are his oysters any good?
>>221847415>t. virgin>>221847450funny>>221847843>breathtakinglet's not get carried away
>>221844051Hey bud, when you find these loyal attainable women let me know where they are? Cuz I haven’t found one yet
>>221847415Why?
>In the first film, Adrian mentions that because she wasn't born with "much of a body," her mother encouraged her to develop her brain.Wait, doesn't she have an IQ of 75 though? Plot hole?
>>221845944Yes it was a plot point in movie 1 or 2 that he literally couldnt read two lines for an ad. But all the movies after he's perfectly normal and if anything wiser and smarter than other characters
>>221842939What I dont get is why do they still sell these hideous vintage glasses at optics shops. Who the fuck likes those
>>221848861Yeah sorry I said 2 but my brain puts, 1 and 2 together as a singular 2 part film for some reason. I meant 3 onward
>>221848884It's a trend with Zoomers to make themselves look as ugly as possible.
>>221848638Go fuck yourself
>>221845454this guy was so great at being an asshole. His boss absolutely encouraged it so he could play good cop bad cop with Rock. Laughing along with his buddy as they drive off.
>>221843738She was a squirter as well
>>221842939she liked going to the zoo.
>>221847450Kek
>>221842939>Hey, woman! Hey, woman! Listen here. Since your ol' man here ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late at night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I tell you what? Bring your pretty, little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.
>>221848703>>221848638Fucking mutants. End your sordid lives. Virginity is EVERYTHING in a woman.
>>221847415>cosmically horrifyingYou sound like a queer. Augustus Caesar married a non-virgin and he did just fine for himself.
>>221843150Talia Shire is a very pretty woman, she cleans up well in the sequels.
>>221849555I literally just asked why, anon. No need to get so hostile.
>>221848884I see cute zoomer girls wearing BCs all the time.
She was mid enough to do anal on 2nd date
>>221849993Oh good a coomer who didn't watch the movie is here to share his sexual fantasies
CHICKEN ROCKY!
>>221842939You know the weird part of Rocky? He tries to save a teenage girl from becoming a used up whore single mother, gives her advice to not hang out with scum bags and stop smoking, but the girl just calls him a creep and goes back to doing that same thing.
>>221842939Such a good series, I need to rewatch all of them ASAP, their relationship and the soap opera stuff is what elevates this past 99% of other fictional sports content, I hope I can one day find a girl like Adrian…. Fuck
>>221842939She didn't make him wear a condominium.
>>221842939Before Rocky he played lowly paid henchmen thugs. Only paid sex for him.
>>221852314That was a major part of his character development, it was a reminder to him that nobody respected him or gave a shit about his opinion
>>221842939He appreciated that Adrian was a nice and smart girl. Possibly felt protective about her. He lectures the neighborhood girl about her reputation and walks her home even after she is rude to him. Adrian has a good reputation and seems in need of a little protection. She is maybe like the turtles that he bought- in her shell. Plus- what's wrong with a cute shy girl?
>>221848126Why did Paulie set up Rocky and his sister and then get mad that they were dating ?
>>221849345It's probably how he got the job as a mobster's personal driver.
>>221846781brutal
>>221852314Doesn't he tell her that she should be more like "the girl in the pet shop?" That scene shows us why he likes Adrian. I'm also surprised that this thread doesn't realize she was pretty...under the hat and glasses. Would you rather have a loyal girl who looks beautiful right out of the shower? Or a mid girl who wears a ton of makeup and revealing clothes?
>>221846791>loveExists but in a true form, rarely. It's why the world is as shit as it is.
