These guys walk up and start slaughtering your men. What do you do?
>>221843222OG Kratos wouldn’t have put up with that shit.
>>221843352I would like a God of War movie now that you mention it. Actually. A mini series tv show.
>>221843384Idris Elba as Kratos
>>221843222tell them i'll eat their shit
>>221843470 But what if they insist that you suck their cocks?
>>221843525Suck our cocks?
>>221843222Clip directly through a tree and run away
>>221843222So are they supposed to be Anakin or nephilim or some shit?
>>221843384Your wish will be granted in a year and a half from now.
>>221843222they could've ran away easily from all those slow things but stayed to fight them in like a running battle to the beach
>>221843222Toss the black African and Asian Indian "Greeks" in my squad at them as a distraction and then escape on foot.
>>221843222force most of them to fight 1-on-1 while i run away to my ship with my crew
>>221843222reload the last save
>>221843625Bring them a shrubbery
>>221843222glitch run through a tree
>>221843222>attacks your ship with his sword like an age of empires unithas nolan been sniffing glue recently?
>>221844392more like his fans that enable him, do
Compare this Warhammer Mark of Chaos' intro https://youtu.be/iHPeLPJ7xJY
>>221844433>>221844392I guess hebthought it'd look more real than them tosaing boulder soff a cluff but I don't see why that'd be so hard to do practically. Just have them roll them off a seaside cliff or something
Use a rapier to poke and slash all of them in their fingers because they are bare-handed for some reason
>>221844560>CAN invoke divine power to aid him at any times>doesn't because he knows it's limited>invokes it when the demon appears, not to save his own life but to destroy it for the greater goodfucking KIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOO
>>221844718clearly giving them gauntlets would have looked way too anachronistic
>>221844560you should be comparing live action to live action
>>221845067you should be comparing my butt top your face
>>221843222That armor is so fucking retarded
Lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC.
>>221843222strafe or roll to the side without the sword then backstab
>>221845067true, making an animated video takes a lot more effort
>>221843397>they paint him white KINO
>>221843222call Ellan Page
>>221845137Say again? All after incinerators?
>>221843222Those gaps in their helmets look like targets to me.
>>221843222niggers chimpout, they even turn over ships like police cars
>>221843222ive farmed so many silver knights for the darkmoon covenant items in dark souls 3 i know their moveset blindfolded and do >>221845142easily
>>221843384Well you're out of luck, it has been canceled.
>>221843625KEK
>>221843625>Clip directly through a tree and run awayYou can't do that. The tree would just teleport back in front of you, idiot.
>>221845067Hmm how about the battle in Alexander with the elephants? I don't like the camera work but I love the costumes https://youtu.be/iop9f5CRktU
>>221845514180 ping I guess
>>221845269 I said I want you to lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the APC...
>>221845593Better version https://youtu.be/cmfzuM-SGzU
>>221843222Tell them to run but not into direction of branches that kid could snap because it's their biggest weakness.
>>221843222
>>221843222Idk but with my luck I'd probably get trapped in some shoddily built twig prison
>>221845784Apone... talk to me.
>>221843222collapse that bronze civilization with no survivors
>>221845514Could they not find a forest?
>>221843850Not the faggy Norse shit though, the based Greek era.
>>221844856>At any timesNoe this is where you are wrong
>>221843222Those are big guys
>>221843222So IMBD is the only review site allowing accounts to register and leave a review for The Odyssey right now. Sort the ratings by country and you'll see clear evidence of India shilling the fuck out of this. Thats why RT and Meta have such high audience reviews, India is shilling it.
>>221847384>IMBDFACTCHECK====================IMDB====================False
>>221844856>shadman
>use whirlwind
>>221848429Every actor in this movie is putting on a Tommy Wiseau performance.
>>221848429I love BIPOC, and I love Trans Folx, but based on this webm I would NEVER pay money to see this shit.I'm a communist, not indian.
>>221843222Pull my AK47 and shoot them. What will AK47 do in Mycenaean Greece you say? Well Plate armor is 1000 years more historically closer to AK47 than to 750 BCE Greece so its ok. We can play rap when we shoot them.
>>221843222Apparently later on they all get rekt by Hercules singlehandedly.
>>221843222Beowulf could have taken them all down himself.
>>221843222I would've been in the land of the Israelites enjoying one of the greatest times in human history (the time of Judges when: "In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes.")— Judges 21:25
>>221843222>POV: You are Odysseus and you and your worn out men have stepped foot onto a funny island
>>221843222>These guys walk up and start slaughtering your men. What do you do?Cut them on the exposed knuckles past their hiltless swords.
>>221851253this game was fucking rad
>>221848429
>>221851479True, Daggerfal is kino
>>221843222run to my boat, fuck those guys
>You see a Laestrygonian, you do what we do.>You run.
>>221846793NO NO NO, not the Mycenean palace culture! I want to continue being a peasant slave giving everything I own to a guy living in a mud brick house calling himself a king!
>>221843222I ought a see my way out
>>221843222Retreat, then when there is some distance, form lines of maybe 3 or 4 ranks, start pelting the giants with bow and arrows and sling shots, when the giants are close enough, use spears while the archers in the back continue shooting arrows.
>>221843222Cast restoration
>>221843222I would listen to what they have to say
