Lorne begins the SNL summer cuts.
She was hotter when she was fatter
>>221843446Fired for being a pedo most likely
SAVE SARAH SQUIRM
>>221843446Who’s next?
>>221843446>woman >jew >pedo Name more iconic cliche.
>>221843539>>221844373QRD?
>>221843446thought that was Sarah Jessica Parker at first similar jewish horseface phenotype
>>221844389snl cast were interviewed in a video by variety or some other magazine, and she said some weird shit about pulling a boys pants down and exposing his penis when she was working at a summer camp
>>221844389Her and some of the cast did a group interview on YouTube earlier this year and she told a story about how she was a camp counselor at a summer camp and a little boy would ask for hugs just so he could lift her shirt up so she got her revenge by pantsing him and got fired. People overreacted because of course they did
>>221843446Lorne didnt fire her, she leaving on her own cuz she thinks shes gonna be a huge star lol!!! when will SNL cast members ever learn? nobody becomes a star off SNL anymore, why else you think Kenan stays there forever? he knows SNL is it for him and gonna milk that teat for all its worth
>>221844475Fineman used to look decent now shes bogged herself into a horseface also like the above anon said, she looked hotter when she was fat
>>221843446enough with the SNL shill threads, youre not fooling us NBC bits, nobody under 60 watches that shit, stop trying to pull the "hello fellow kids" HEY SNL IS STILL FUNNY!! psyop on us!
>>221843446
>>221844596*NBC botsor i shoulda said "NPC bots amirite??? NBC?more like NPC!!
Fire Sarah Sherman
>>221844596only deranged leftists find modern day SNL funny. SNL was only funny in the 90s when all the cast was chuddies
>>221844648oh yes, the comedy of Rob Schneider! real high quality stuff there!
>>221844690yea, SNL in the 90s had teeth. https://youtu.be/t13UHPXrdgs
>>221844518>cuzESL
Michaels could have retired after SNL's 30th or 35th seasons and been respected. Now he just looks like a derelict wandering the halls of NBC, desperately hanging on in typical boomer fashion. Wonder if he'll ever get forced out - he's 81. You cannot convince me he's making a meaningful contribution anymore, the show still works in spite of him
>>221844690>>221844836Schneider is dangerously based!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PEZ1tzaUdQ
>>221845031Literally waiting for him to die
>>221845402whatever they replace him with after he dies or retires is bound to make the show 100 times worse, it'll probably be some woke woman with pink hair and a nosering or even worse that faggot seth meyers
>>221845469It will be Kenan Thompson or Tina Fey
>>221845031He’s said that he’s not leaving the show because he’s the only one who’s built the tenure with the network to reject budget cuts. When he does leave you’ll probably see the show take a substantial dip in quality
>>221845513Every show produces by Tina Fey is insanely funny
>>221845597>He’s said that he’s not leaving the show because he’s the only one who’s built the tenure with the network to reject budget cuts. I don't believe that. I think he's like Howard Stern, just clawing on for dear life because he gets to rub shoulders with stars and doesn't want to feel like an elderly has-been. They both seem miserable
its finally her time! (after 4 failed auditions)
>>221846651is that Elliot Pages girlfriend?
>>221843446Imagine knowing who this is or watching SNLDie already worthless retarded liberal boomer
>>221846813i couldnt name a single person on SNL anymore other than the fat nigga from good burger and thats only because hes been on the show for like 30 years
>>221845469>>221845597Wait, you idiots actually think it has quality now? This shit hasn't been watchable in over 20 years
>>221846714thats a man!
>>221843446why are Scientologist babes always hot? honestly makes me want to join
>>221846911Which one?
>>221844518>big careerstill waiting for kiirsten wigs huge breakthrough
What did you think of the White Castle drive through sketch from SNL? I didn't understand the concept or the jokes, but I thought Jane was INSANELY cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQA2PlZYbFs
>>221843446fired for something she did when she was 16 years old
>>221847073I think you're a faggot shill and im not watching that.
I didn't even know she was sick.
>>221847120why are you even in this thread, schizo?
>>221844476>not firing her because she's objectively, aggressively, unequivocally unfunny
>>221843446ever notice 95% of the SNL cast is jewish?? MAKES YA THINK!
>>221847227At the moment, I think it’s just Sarah
>>221847276wait the guy who plays Trump isnt jewish??? have you seen the nose on that guy?
>>221843446she leaving because she feels threatened by ashley padilla, whos not the star of the show. the other women are out-funnying her now too. sarah still squirming as her wacky characters, the chick from tires and the tall gay chick have become a good duo too lately, chloe basically only played non comedic straight roles all last season, it was obvious she was about to leave, 7 seasons is usually the max except for the hanger ons who dont want to have a career outside SNL like Kenan and those 2 guys on weekend update who are seemingly never leaving either (i kinda wish they would, update getting stale with the same hosts for over a decade!)
>>221847441>whos not the star of the showNOW the star of the show, Page Six kinda says the same she feels like she being pushed out, i mean aint that whats supposed to happen? the new cast always pushes out the old cast but the old cast never wanna leave no more because theres not much comedy being made on tv or at the movies anymore hence all these 10 year+ cast members
>>221847508kinda surprising shes leaving SNL to do a non comedic drama show, most people from SNL doing dramatic roles usually suck
>>221845513The only way Tina does it is if they cut her a big check for a production company and 1st look deal for SNL spinoff content, like Lorne did with his Broadway Video. Kenan these days has taken up a lot of Lorne like leadership roles on the show…
>>221847508>she being pushed out>i mean>aint that whats supposed to>the old cast never wanna leave no moreHoly ESL
>>221847669im black im allowed to talk in AAVE, cracka!
>>221843446Who?
>>221847552Most people from (((current year))) SNL suck at literally everything, especially comedy.
>>221844476>Didn't creampie her in the showerCool, what else is on?
>>221847073Jane looks like Ellen Page back when she was still Ellen and not a weird zippertitted freak named Elliot
>>221847336hes another to add to the SHOCKINGLY NOT JEWISH files
>>221843446shameshe was very goodweird fucking camp story though
>>221848028lol hes doughier than i wouldve expected, when hes clothed he looks like he'd be a super skinny guy
>>221843446i hope we get another season of Dismukes, i feel like hes often the funniest one of the show even though hes never been pushed as a star on the show hes always gold whenever he gets to do something i kinda get the feeling hes about to leave as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX07XWVoJQ0
>>221848137A lot of his stuff feels ITYSL coded he’s funnier than Robinson as an actor too he’d be good with his own sketch show of him playing cringey characters
>>221843446I think it was because of the beef she had with Sydney Sweeney when she hosted.
>>221848137I always call him “the guy with the ears”
>>221847969She has hidden juicers
>>221843446One I wish would leave is the unfunny Latino guy who yells all the time while doing his hecking funny wacky Spanish accent he’s so damn annoying
>>221844501>an adult gets fired for purposefully pulling a child's pants down>overreacting
>>221848340Horatio Sanz?
>>221848340He was so bad hosting the ESPYs the other night no idea why he’s being pushed as a hot new comedy star he’s basically Mexican Kevin hart (loud manlet ethnic guy)
>>221848379lol is he still cancelled? What was the story he tried to bang underage SNL groupies back in the days he was on SNL? There had to be others that did that too he’s just the only one who got caught
who should be taking her place? (all 4 of them have auditioned within 2026 according to my sources)
>>221848299Nice
>>221848373>an adultshe was 16
>>221848479It’s gonna be a black woman since they never replaced Eggo Modem, probably a new blonde bimbo type to replace Chloe
>>221848513lol kinda funny they never really needed a black woman all last season I mean with Jamala not president there’s no prominent black women they need impersonated no more and they outsourced that to Maya Rudolph anyway the year before
>>221847073Not funny at all. I dont see how this would be funny to any generation, even boomers
>>221848028That nose is insane
>>221848513they ve been searching like crazy left and right every single LA comedian with internet following has auditioned in the past 6 months they are desperate to find the next samberg
>nice bushhttps://fapello.com/chloe-fineman/64/
At least we'll still have all her memorable characters and skits from those 7 years, like, um,
>>221848688way hotter with this bodytype, got way too skelly and bogged looking on SNL
>>221848479 Jake Novak
>>221848479dont know who they are but these people all look like they'd be really annoying
>>221848826perfect for snl then
>>221848688https://fapello.com/chloe-fineman/
>>221848826Bit of a catch 22. They want cast members who have talent and some authentic quality that the average person can relate to but the people who want to be on the show the most are annoying theatre kids (and that comes through).
>>221848137rasta cab driver was hilarious when you dont know what's on the way. but impossible to share with anyone because on youtube it's titled 'rasta cab driver'
>>221843446The fuck is SNL
>>221849262Sensual Nigger Love
>>221843446who?
>>221844501>overreactedNo, the reception was incredibly warranted. You’re prob just one of those moids that wished he was molested because your a kissless, touchless virgin.
>>221848932any authentic qualities a comedian has are getting stifled in snl, thats why its perfect for self serious protestant types like hader armisen sudeikis kristen wiig etc
>>221849262sunday noon live
>>221849262 Somebody Nice Loves-you
>>221849411Gen Zirs and Alphas heard that story and thought it was tantamount to molesting a child. It’s the kind of thing that would be played for laughs in a 1970’s kids movie
