jesus christ the critics that gave this a 10/10 should be fucking killed.
tacticool behind the head gold
Whirlwind!
>>221843603>how little effort can we put in and still get rave reviews? let's find out
>>221843603He didnt do a second take of any scene again didnt he?
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>>221843543Does the movie have the Cyclops?
When Odysseues said it's MORBIN TIME the entire audience cheered and clapped
>>221843603He'll try spinning, that's a good trick
Realism and history fags ruin film discourse
>>221844041this was me during the minions movie
>>221843603Spinning builds momentum anon. He's charging up for a big attack.
>>221843603Awful. It's way too heavy for him, this guy doesn't look to be a danger to anyone but himself. Matt Damon dropped the ball as Odysseus like it was a boulder
>>221844041Think of your favorite movie of all time and then try to imagine yourself writing such nauseating adulation.
>>221843603What best of the worst movie is this?
>>221844041This cannot be a real manI maybe got a tear in the corner of my eye while watching solaris but this kind of reaction (or wanting to share it) for any film or book is fucking absurd
>>221844041GAY
>>221843603It's on random
>>221843543>I want the subversive marxist cliff notes version of the Oddysey
>>221843543Chuddies claim to be unattached and enlightened like Buddah while actually FUMING with murderous rage lol
>>221846475Buddah was a cowardly deadbeat father that let his kingdom burn to find "enlightenment" through degeneracy
>>221843603He's swinging it like he's trying to balance a full teacup on top of it>>221845581>t's way too heavy for him, this guy doesn't look to be a danger to anyone but himself.This, he looks like a shambling old man
>>221845187Yes, but they drop the "Nobody has blinded me" part (you know, the part that show off Odysseus' cunning)
>>221844041If I got this praise for something I made I would give up art forever
>>221846462What is marxist about it?
>>221846518is that the cope now?
>>221846604Odysseus bears the burden of guilt for the Trojan War, haunted by visions of Athena who chastises him for his misdeeds which conveniently ignores that the entire conflict began because of Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite
>>221846475this is even truer on /v/ lol, although like a cancer they're starting to get everywhere. If you don't give a shit about something then stop seething about it 24/7. Of course, they're too low IQ to see the contradiction and start clapping like seals because they're annoying you (winning, by some unknowable metric).
>>221847534Props for engaging with the themes of a work, failing to see how it's marxist. (yes communism is fail, in case you needed me to say that). I thought it was an interesting question- why does Odysseus bear the guilt for something he seems to have had no control over, and even fought against? Greek Gods are interesting.
>>221843543They're paid to give it a 10/10. Come on. No one believes critics anymore. The movie is a flop considering paid jeets shilling it.
>>221848173I liked it, I'm an educated white man (europe), my audience was at max capacity and not a brown face in sight. Seethe harder.
Chudbros I just went to the movie. The entire theater got up and clapped throughout the movie. Is it over chudbros
>>221845458ahh a fellow Gentleminion
>>221848268the unknown west has fallen billions must honour the dead at Troy
>>221848268Oh shit it's so chudover.
>>221843603why is it shot like a comedy? This is genuinely funny
>Guys I know the movie was bad but it was in a brilliant kinda way
>>221843543all journalists should be killed
>>221848321billions must spend 3 hours watching odysseus stare at the horizon while athena whispers about generational trauma in imax.
>>221846579i never understood this parthow did this shit work in ancient greek language?i remember reading it and it was spelled 'nahbiddy' or something phonetically like that in the book we had to read in 8th gradedid they just spell it all funky in ancient greek language way back when it was written?i dont get it
>>221843543>People should be fucking killed for enjoying a movieYou're mentally ill.
>>221849469That isn't remotely what he said or implied. He's saying their sin is lying, not enjoying the movie.
>>221850133What if they just really enjoyed the movie?
Nolan fans feel The Odyssey is just an old Greek story
>>221850175That’s simply not possible. I haven’t seen this film myself but it’s simply not possible.
>>221843593>shaped like a spine Bretty neat
>>221850266Well, if you say so.
>>221843543It’s literally cultural genocideThey are trying to destroy our peoples history
>>221843543Still waiting on any glazer of this movie to post a webm that proves it's a 10/10
this is my opinion of it
>>221843603>we'll fix it in post
>>221845420I got chills when Odyssey looked in the camera and said "now that the Iliad is over it's Odyssey time!"
>>221851329>when later in the movie and Helen of Troy looked at the camera and said 'have sex'kino
>>221843603I couldn't make out shit in this final fight... The retard above kept dropping weapons down but nobody was doing shit with them. Him being the final boss for Tom Holland felt crappy too. I get it's not his movie but Odysseus doesn't even know who the fuck these suitors are so why not let Tom Holland get some licks in?
>>221843603>Wind's roar... annihilation beckons!!!>SPINNING TEMPEST!!!
Why is every webm I see of this so bad what is going onCan someone post a good webm
>>221843543My father wants to watch this with me at the theater. He doesn't know about any of the casting controversies. But if he did, he would probably change his mind about it.
>>221852115The casting is barely 5% of the film's problems
>>221845458Same, kino of the highest order.
>>221851980Because no one has actually watched it and no one saved the good parts only the bad parts because this is 4chan and no one wants to talk about things they like only things they hate.
>Odysseus, the guy known for being clever, decides to enrage the cyclops after they already successfully fled from him, making the entire plot with posing as sheep pointlessGenuinely HOW did this make it out of the writers room
>>221843543Oh well. At least we managed to make Supergirl bomb.
>Character is called Odysseus>Movie is called OdysseyThe fuck kind of hack fraud writing is this?
>>221844041Nothing could be more emasculated than a man admitting he can become so disconnected from his own body by a movie that is nothing more than an illusion of images and sound and that already tells you how little nolan fans use their intellect, one is already too many but the fact that more than 5000 agree is concerning
>>221852523>weSure
I watched a matinee showing of it today and the audience was all boomers who seemed utterly unimpressed at the end. lol'd when the credits theme was literally just travis scott doing autotuned ad libs over a half assed beat
>>221852560It's interesting that it's not a Greek name. The prevailing idea is that it's from before the Indo-European expansion. Both those pre-indo languages and Indo-European are "Afro-Asiatic" because both originate from "Atlantis" in Northwest Africa.
>>221852508I haven't finished watching the camrip but Odysseus genuinely seems like a retard in this movie. Nothing he does seems clever or thought out.
>>221853496They cut pretty much all the clever bits out of the story while also continually mentioning how genius and clever he isThey just wanted an action hero
>>221843543>>221843603
>>221852508>>221853496It seems like they made him more flawed so he can develop more shrewdness towards the end of the film but yeah be doesn't come off as smart, just incredibly lucky to be the chosen one.
>>221852560Chrono TriggerGood morning Crono
>>221848695>I know the movie was bad but it was in a brilliant kinda wayI keep seeing this.Genuinely believe this is a COVID 2.0 in terms of normies going full retard
