i need some ACTUAL horror movies that will not only make me shit my pants and disturb my sleep at night but also stay in my head for at least a couple days after. i've already watched most slasher slop, especially older movies. is this one good? any recommendations? what about the movie that peele directed?
No movie will make you shit your pants unless you are incontinent
>>221843716anon. movies are make believe. They cant be scary by definition
>>221844151it depends on if its based on real shit, theres also folk that believe in ghosts or the paranormal. that made me think... is there a good alien horror movie?
This caused boomers to piss, shit, cum, fart, sneeze, and puke in their pants before they fainted from fear.
I farted
>>221844347try shitting
>>221843716this made boomers eyes explode and steam came out of their ears and they grew a second asshole and cum shot out of it and they murdered their dogs
ari aster is a sick fuck
>>221844876isnt this a pretty new movie?
>>221843716i liked it a lotone of my favorite horror movies
>>221843716peele gave boomers stigmata and piss came out of the holes and they got ebola and psychic powers
>>221843716horror is too subjective to have any real idea what scares you based solely on hereditary. what are some other horror movies that stuck with you as well as some that you disliked?
>>221845008why did peele do that?
Threads 1984Enter the void 2009Not scary in the scary monster sense but psychologically provoking filmsInb4 before one of you faggots tells me these aren't scary without recommending something yourself
>>221843716get married
>>221845152he wanted to make a scary movie and damned if he didn't make it SO scary that it ruined boomers minds and lives
>>221845132cannibal stuff scared me as a kid, and exorcism shit i suppose but only because we actually do believe in those kinda vengeful ghosts in my religion but now as an adult? nothing really scares me anymore so now i just watch sloppy old slasher movies to give me a feel of nostalgia and maybe comedic value if its dumb and corny.i also like shit that makes me think, existential dread for example, like the movie that inspired silent hill was kinda nice. i guess what could disturb me are events based on real life, the inherent evil nature of humanity, but thats not always horror i suppose.
>>221844267>is there a good alien horror movie?Uh, Alien.
>>221845596xenomorphs are too sexual to make me scared
>>221843716This made me shart my pants as a kid to the point I couldn't even finishDon't look up anything about it before watching
>>221843716Yellowbrickroad is pretty spooky
>>221845733pretty sure i watched that as a kid, i'll double check later>>221845760noted. it seems to have really low scores tho
>>221843795not with that attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SGW3oP0ouA
>>221845834this pinocchio seems a bit retarded ngl
>>221843716Jesus, that monster looks horrifying. Props to the makeup department there. What's its name?
>>221846002what makes him look so weird though? its not like he is mutilated, he has all facial features but something seems off
>>221846002>>221846023I like the interviews where they gush about casting it based on their incredible acting abilities and theatrical musical work and don't have the guts to just say "that nigga spooky ugly"
>>221845350As Above So BelowThe Endless The Borderlands / Final Prayerif you haven't seen those they might be up your alley
>>221843716Try it follows 2014.
>>221843716Stop being a little bitch
>>221843716I'd say the Haunting 1963 has a pretty unsettling atmosphere about it, and it achieves this without even a drop of blood.In terms of gorier movies, Cannibal Holocaust is pretty realistic, almost like a documentary movie, you can check it out too.
>>221846971>As Above So Belowliterally one of the worst movies imaginable, I can never understand why I see people recommend it
>>221843716Hereditary is too artsy fartsy to be scary, the genuinely harrowing moments are the one related to grief and trauma not fear. The ending also turns into scooby doo
>>221847128only kinda spooky moments I remember are when the little girl is wandering through the party with some song about "pussy popping" playing and when the mom is dreaming about having an argument with her son (or maybe it was the other way around idk I saw it years ago)
>>221843716Hereditary is ruined by the casting. They make no attempt to explain why these two very Irish looking people have a very Irish looking daughter, and a Jewish Mexican goblin son. How are you these people and not getting DNA testing to see if this brown thing was in a switched at birth scenario? But then to base the entire climax of the movie and the title on us believing this thing that looks like it goes carpet bombing on the streets of Honduras came out of Toni Colette from Gabriel Byrne’s cum is an insult to logic and reason. So then you might ask yourself why he might be cast in this role then, and it seems like the symbolism is that you shouldn’t trust brown/Jewish looking people if you’re super white, especially if you’ve given birth to one for no reason.
>>221848090isn't he supposed to be the spawn of the devil
>>221845636Have you watched The Thing?
>>221843716The last exorcism
>>221843716I found hereditary pretty creepy as the main woman in it reminded me so much of a schizo neighbor I once had who would leave Satanist shit on my door etc But overall, if you have been through some bad shit in real life, horror movies don't really scare anymore. Real life and reality have the true horrors in life. I love horror movies but to me they are comforting to watch. Not scary at all.
>>221848278dont think so, i typically dont go beyond 1990s
>>221847085Kino title.
>>221849109thats why i prefer psychological shit nowadays
>>221848090Usually if you were to tell me the kid of white parents in a movie is brown and the movie treats this as not needing any kind of explanation as to the kid being adopted or whatever, then I'd be completely against it as this forced need to have blacks or browns in all movies is just retarded. But in this instance, that actor actually delivered quite a solid performance. So I don't mind the casting choice here although I do think generally speaking it's bad and immersion breaking.
>>221849109>if you have been through some bad shit in real life, horror movies don't really scare anymore. Real life and reality have the true horrors in lifeThis is true. There is plenty of stuff that exists in the real world that once you've seen or experienced, the idea of ghosts and demons, no matter how well presented in horror flicks, starts seeming silly in comparison.
Sinister is pretty spoopy
>>221843716I watched this when I was a kid and it seriously fucked me up for a long time. I think it's disturbing enough for it to have a similar effect if you watch it as an adult.
>>221843716This one's kino. Pretty spooky, give it a try.
>>221846971There was a thread some time this past week about recommendations for movies with existential themes and someone recommended The Endless. Not sure if you're the same anon, but if you are then thanks a lot because this movie is pretty good and I had a great time watching it. Which I don't usually these days. It has a particular atmosphere to it that I really like in movies. I don't care as much about the 'existentialism' side of it. I do see how it can be categorized as such, but for me it was the surreal, mystery, horror vibes with a small pinch of sci-fi that made me like it so much. The idea of there being a 'thing' like that thing, especially when presented in a kind of realistic way like in the movie, is fascinating and scary to me.
>>221843716Lake Mungo. I really wanted to turn it off but I stuck it out and holy shit it all hits home at the end and you realize what you just saw.
>>221843716>i need some ACTUAL horror movies that will not only make me shit my pants and disturb my sleep at night but also stay in my head for at least a couple days after.Here you go, bro. I got you.
>>221851538Barely a horror movie. Also, yes.
>>221843716Unironically got that from Paranormal Activity. Every fucking sound in my house before sleep just had me on edge for a week.
>>221843716Hereditary fucking sucks & only the worst kinds of subhumans like it at all
>>221849109> reminded me so much of a schizo neighbor I once had who would leave Satanist shit on my door etcI would like to know more
>>221843716movies are not meant to be laxatives, anon
>>221843716Hereditary was epic man. I watched it when I stopped taking my meds and had paranoid schizophrenia and it fucked me up.
>>221849114this is fantastic bait
>>221843716zodiac and silence of the lambs, red dragon, etc. the fear will kick in knowing anybody can kill you
>>221850529Coincidentally i just heard of this film tonight via tiktok. I tried watching it but it seemed too slow, "deep" and artsy for me. I ended up watching He Man.
>>221843716Immediately go see Hereditary. Go in blind, don't read about it, avoid this thread.It's the darkest most evil film I've ever seen and is everything youre looking for.The only film that made me unable to sleep since childhood.
>>221843716This
>>221851538Man this disturbed me to my core when I first watched it. Patrician taste anon.
>>221847128You were definitely raised an atheist.Every single person with a religious upbringing or sensibilities would find that ending terrifying.
>>221843716Bone Tomahawk
>>221849958That jump scare when she was lying on the floor contorted fucking devastated me. Scariest jumpscare of all time.
>>221843716Wicker Man (1973)Masque of the Red Death (1964)Coherence (2013)Whatever Happened to Baby Jane (1962)
>>221847416Don't forget the teenaged girls chopping several pounds of almonds in the middle of the party so they can make several dozen brownies from scratch
>>221849109yeah what this guy said >>221852779have you never greentexted this before? What satanist shit did she leave at your door?
Hereditary is a great watch. Go in blind, anon. Turn off all the lights. I don't think I've actually ever been genuinely frightened during a movie but Paranormal Activity came closest. You'll get spooked by random sounds in your house at night after you watch it, I guarantee it.
>>221844963Uh oh, someone forgot to give grampa his dementia meds
>>221853581I remember it. One of the scariest scenes in that movie for sure.
>>221853372Don’t listen to this faggot, it’s complete shit.
>>221843716
>>221843716just rewatch the exorcist with the knowledge demonic possession is real. not head spinning or spider walking though.
>>221854388Very odd movie, has some interesting visuals but ultimately feels like a slightly better horror version of The Room. I guess it's to be expected from a millionaire nepo baby railing lines, smoking meth and spending like a decade trying to film the damn thing.
>>221843716Salmokji: Whispering Water was pretty good
>>221854503For me, the bad acting adds to the eeriness for some reason
good shit anons, thanks for all the good recommendations
>>221854607how good are asian horror films? i've never really dabbled into that but aren't they way too tropey like their anime and stuff?
>>221850529You might like Resolution by the same guys. It takes place in the same story and follows the two dudes in the house that burns down.
>>221851538Has there ever been a more spiritually brutal movie than this one?Zero gore, zero shock value, 100% nightmare. Great pick.
>>221843716The Antichrist was a good horror film i thought, didnt make me shit myself but it did make me dry heave vomit in a few places.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/
>>221843716The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
>>221855082cmon now, thats a classic. of course i've seen it
>>221843716That’s a really scary monster they have on the poster
Bone Tomahawk is pretty fucked up I only wanted to watch it onceHereditary is good it's a very well thought out experience and one of the best horror movies you could watchlonglegs also in that same vein keeps a great atmosphere throughoutthe Smile movies are decent enough for a watchIt Follows has great attention to detail even with a fairly juvenile plotAlways liked Lake Mungo it's a pretty well done mystery plot to it that keeps you engagedSinister is good, also the Black Phone movies, which all have ethan hawke in them
>>221855054This one was legitimately one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life, it felt like a total waste of time.
The first Conjuring is really fucking good. The Annabell one is decent too.The Descent is also good fuck the low ratings.Sinister made me shit myself, but also I got to grope my ex gf's tits and make out with her she was so scared.
>>221853561This, god damn nigga PLEASE WATCH BONE TOMAHAWK YOU HAVE TO. it has the guy from lost and some based actors.
>>221855317All movies are a waste of time.
>>221854895if you have seen one you have seen them all
>>221855348it's so annoying how shitty the conjuring sequels are, and the nun too
>>221855374it's really good but it's not scary
>>221855609sucks because he was a good actor and never really got the top tier roles.
Am I the only fucking person on earth who wasn't bothered by Hereditary and thought it wasn't that scary? What did you watch that I didn't?
>>221855750you're not alone. I mean I remember thinking it was good but it didn't blow my mind or anything
>>221855750I lolled throughout hereditary, i thought the scary bits were funny.
>>221855750the only part that even remotely came close was the decapitated head scene but even that I kind of lol'd>>221855862
>>221855750>>221855862You are atheists with zero spiritual senses.
>>221855927I actually larp as a pagan
>>221855927The whole movie is about a gay jewish demon. Not my religion so dont care.
>>221843716>AKSHUAL horrorkill yourself very, very slowly you complete and total retard
>>221856104yes, meaning true horror that touches you emotionally not some cheesy jumpscares and gorno shit
>>221855380Some of them are entertaining enough to not be a total waste
>>221843716i'm watching it rn and i dunno man, the acting is really good dont get me wrong but doesn't really feel like horror but more like a lot of emotional griefing and a weird autistic ass dysfunctional family drama mixed with paranormal shit
>>221843716it's good>>221850580it's fantastic but will disappoint most horror fans. it's a family drama with two or three excellent twists. more people should watch this but we should temper expectations for someone who's trying to "shit his pants" like OP.>>221847035another excellent film. at times pretty creepy. it has the balls to take its premise more and more seriously as the plot progresses.>>221852084it's surprisingly effective>>221855082for a fan of this i recommend house of 1000 corpses, which has many nods to TCM. note that it is both horror and black comedy so don't go in expecting a completely serious experience.among relatively recent films i'd add:* talk to me* midsommar* the taking of deborah logan* barbarian* a dark song* tumbbad
>>221844151This. The only things that scared me were the 90s alien abduction shit they'd run a lot and Doom 3 when I played it new in the dark.I haven't been scared by fiction more than a handful of times; I haven't been scared by nonfiction more than a couple times.
>>221856547shut the fuck up. restart from the beginning and do nothing other than watch. if you can't muster that, you don't deserve it.
>>221856712i guess adhd was the real horror all along lmao
>>221856547It's a waste of time.I'm so old that I don't look at my phone even once an hour. I sit through entire 3+ hour movies, only pausing for restroom breaks. Hereditary is crap. It's lame. The hype is false and there's not much to it. You won't be scared. The best emotion you can hope for in this movie is confusion, but if you're 98+ IQ you won't even feel that.
>>221856859i guess it can be a real shocker for the spiritual and religious but for me that shit just doesnt hit, i just find some of it absurd or funny even
>>221843716Original Candyman.
>>221857090Christian. Nationalist. Socialist. It was nothing to me but a waste of time.I heard Jay Bauman talking about "Society" from 198x, saying "Don't look up anything about it, just watchg it cold." I did. I knew exactly what was going on long before the weird opening credits ugly monster orgy scene was finished, and every line from every character for the first 5 minutes only further confirmed what I already knew.Normie atheists watch movies about demons and are shocked by them. Humanity is disappointing, to say the least.
>>221857499at least the acting was good and the emotional stuff
>>221845167>threads Lame
>>221857712I cannot argue with this. Sometimes, the acting alone can draw you into a movie. Impeccably good point. A lot of Homelander's scenes kept me coming back to that abortion of a series for too many seasons.
>>221857993>watched the boysGoycattle.
Hereditary is garbage.>omg... nothing is happening! It's so creepy that nothing is fucking happening! AHHH
I bet you cant make it 15 minutes into David Lynch Rabbits without pausing.https://youtu.be/drjQfQtv2BQ?is=HkNY7pWqNMwsNwn4
>>221858023Not even mad. It's shit, but I need things to waste my time with, because my time is worthless, much like myself. I pray there are no other Whites in the world as terribly dysgenic as I.Have some more cape slop.
I know what you want, gotchu senpai:THE VANISHING (1988)CLIMAX (2018)MARTYRS (2008)HIGH TENSION (2003)
>>221853534lmao I was raised a catholic just as any other italian
>>221857870>not recommending somethingHow does black man cum taste?
>>221844151This. The real world is scary. Movies are an escape from the nightmare that is reality.
