>Take that! Annnnnnd that!!
>>221843953>>221844020People who praise this movie refuse to address how comical it is.
>>221844059when he shot the nigger in the neck i lold hard
>>221844020im not a bow fag, but that shooting looks susis that how you quickfire bows irl?
>>221843735Matt Damon sucks as Odysseus wtf is this casting
>>221843735I saw the trailers; I don't know why I gave this the time of day. Matt Damon cannot play a character from before the 20th century, hell everyone in this is pretty awful besides Leguizamo, not to mention the awful costumes and Jason Borne tier shaky cams and claustrophobic shots.Waste of film, would have looked better on a Canon XL1 with shoddy compression
>>221844426Honestly I think so. People are acting like you need to draw back completely and execute an epic pose to be efficient with a bow.
>people start throwing piglets AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>221843953>>221844020this looks good
>>221844426weak shots like that won't have good accuracy or penetrationthat's basically what tribal people do when they shoot game with poison arrows. the wound is nothing but the animal is tracked while the poison runs its course.
>>221844020Why are these two retards fighting over tied axes???
>>221844471Like so
>>221843953needs a comical groin shot
>>221843953>>221844020They don't even have to try any more because they know the audience is just that dumb
>>221844471It depends on the draw weight I think. It's been over a decade since I last read the odyssey, but wasn't his bow so heavy that no-one else was able to draw it?
I refuse to watch any of these webms because i am going to see the movie myself and make my own opinion.
>>221843953>BAM! >POW! >WHAP!
>>221844661>>221844697>>221844059Odyssey comes out and suddenly everyone's an expert in ancient armor, sword fighting, archery, Bronze Age history, and mythology
>>221844749Is this a bot? What does that have to do with anything?
>>221844749based bot regurgitating posts
>>221844717Wouldn't you be forming your own opinion when you watched the webms? Do videos send radiowaves into your teeth through your monitor or something?
>>221844749Is the target audience for this film uneducated retards?
>>221843953>spiderman chuckling like he just saw tony do something funny
>>221844717you can make your own opinion without paying first by watching the webmsotherwise your opinion means nothing because you already gave a shitty movie money
>>221844815Most modern big budget movies are tailored to the lowest common demoninator to capture the enormous third world audience, yes
>>221844749I was before.Here's an ancient Greek axe, note the holes where an arrow might be fired through.You don't need a degree to know this stuff there has been a deluge of historical weapons content online since Game of Thrones came out.
>>221844795I only watch movies in 70mm IMAX. It’s been a policy if mine since forever. You’d be surprised how many silly scenes become cinematic masterpieces when presented in 70mm IMAX.
>>221843953he was beaten by a crowd yet somehow stood up and did thistruly a gods intervention
>>221843735>y'all wanted to fuck my wife now I will finna fuck you up
>>221844795>forming opinions based on watching webmsNo, i don't do that. Because they are part of a whole, and i judge the whole. >>221844834That's not logical, sorry. Just because i pay doesn't mean i will automatically like it or have a different opinion. But i think a movie should be judget as a movie not as a bunch of camrip out of context scenes.
>>221844815I have the sneaking suspicion. This movie was solely created to make Helen of Troy black and Achilles a tranny and then they built the rest of the movie out from there
>>221844896You don't need context to judge basic elements like costuming, props, effects, editing.
>>221844749>Odyssey comes out and suddenly movies are supposed to be faithful to the SOURCE MATERIAL?!
>>221843953Friendly reminder that this pretty much happens in the book
>>221844960This one fucked up the axes too but not as dumbly.
>>221844867Ah yes the arrow holes axe
>>221844471>and execute an epic poseThat is what you need to do in an epic shithead
>>221843953No seriously what the fuck man. Everything I have seen from this looks terrible lmao and people are actually pretending to like it hahahahahaha
>>221843953>>221844020Why does this movie look like a fucking comedy
>>221844924True but i care more about the story and characters which i heard are good. If i cared about historical accuracy in movies i wouldn't watch any movie because none of them are accurate.
>>221844020>mighty Odysseus returning from the war to slaughter suitors>*ping* nyeh take that *ping*I am fucking crying from laughter
>>221844960Fiennes was a fucking perfect Odysseus
>>221844749I have second dan in Bronze Age, how about you?
>>221844426You don’t quickfire bows IRL. I mean you can but you’re probably not gonna kill them and if they are closing in they’re gonna fuck you up while you fumble for your knife.
>>221844998>in the bookYeah, definitely uneducated retards.
>>221845072My favorite part was when Odysseus, the second greatest archer in the world, strings his bow and then immediately dry fires it.
>>221844749Or you could talk to any 9th grader that read the book- the trial Penelope gave the suitors was to string the bow.
>>221844896>That's not logical, sorryyes, it isi didn't say you couldn't form an opinion, i'm saying your opinion holds no value after having already supported the movieif you disliked it, you would have already supported it financially meaning your dislike is equal to praiseyou'd simply be a normie retard and your perspective would mean nothing
Honestly, why would you aim for period accurate archery when you can just hire an Indian to call people chuds for calling it out
>>221844749It's pretty clear they're taking too much care to avoid accidentally hurting anyone on set
>>221844749Yes, a FUCKTON OF PEOPLE are knowledgeable on these things, so when you fuck it up it makes us not want to watch your gayass movie. If it’s not realistic then make it look cool not fucking retarded. Kys
>>221844426Lmao, of course not
>>221845173>it's not logical to judge the movie based on the entire movie, it's more logical to judge it on these 5 shitty clips I disagree.
>>221845198It's true, it's easier to be mediocre and hire indian bots to cover for all of your garbage nowadaysMicrosoft, Ubisoft, Playstation, and all the major film distributors do itI look forward to that well running dry, because it will someday.
>>221844869I don’t believe you. Name a scene that looks terrible as a webm but is a cinematic masterpiece in 70mm IMAX
>>221844020With that draw, you'd be lucky to get an inch of penetration.
>>221845200That makes too much sense.Also, Nolans obsession with minimal takes.
>>221845245also not what i saidyou have exactly the intelligence i'd expect from someone that needs to pay to see this to know that it is bad
>>221844896I watched the rip and it was still a boring slog that I'm glad I didn't pay money to watch"BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU PAY FOR IT!"I dont care sandeep.
>>221844749You don't need to be an expert to see how silly this shit is
>>221844020That thing looks like it has zero draw weight. How can a bow that weak shoot arrows capable of even penetrating a sheet of paper?
>>221845070That is retarded. There is a massive difference between “perfect historical recreation” and “remotely attempting to resemble the time the film is set.” If you cared about the story as you say then when it is set and how the people are depicted would matter. You are very obviously just rather stupid and afraid of spoiling yourself for something you’ve already decided to see. Enjoy, it’s really fucking boring.
>>221844749when director shat totally on these, your cursory knowledge from books, games and movies makes you actually expertheck, some that play /hwg/ ARE actually experts
>>221845030It's to conserve material and reduce weight.
>>221845080You should check out his modern interpretation of Coriolanus, it's also kino. It's dialogue heavy and not aiming to please a modern audiencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYrGIQnmxo
>>221845311Ok smart pants. Still gonna PAY and SEE it.>>221845324Watching shitty rips while calling others indian names is pretty funny.>>221845354The lack of historical accuracy doesn't affect me personally. Troy wasn't accurate either. I don't think Achilles would have looked like a fashion model.
>>221845127If baldwin can do it, then so can damon.
>>221844020Compare that toy bow with thishttps://youtu.be/rrfg5_f4ib4?si=0wXa0OcWe-5Hkzu9&t=126
>>221844020A quarter billion dollar movie and they couldn't even get matt a decent prop bow or show him how to shoot it. Fucking hell.
>>221844749I hope you're getting paid to post this and that you're not actually this much of an airhead
>>221845033So The Hunger Games is an epic? AHAHAHAH fuck you, dummy.>>221844697Isn't it basically shown that Odysseus' bow is incredibly tight so it makes sense he doesn't need to draw back like he's le epic archer in the Olympics?
>>221845418What language is that?
>>221845418One has a crazy curvature and the other is just kinda bowed. Listen..this movie is the gayest shit ever but I can still be objective with certain things. They show the bow in a scene and the thing is long. It becomes smaller because of the crazy amount it bends to string it. And again, it has heavy curves in it.
>>221844819kek
>>221845127>the cloaked man throws aside his disguise>it’s Odysseus! And he holds his bow drawn tightly!>but wait>where’s the arrow???>”Daddy no!!” Telemachus shouts, but his words do not reach mighty Ulysses’ storied ears.>the bow explodes in a sudden brap, sending chunks of bow bouncing about the walls and suitors’ perplexed faces>great Odysseus, hero of Indica, lies defeated. His eyes stare blankly, his final thought wishing only he had transitioned so he could go to Hades a woman.Fin
>>221845500I will give Nolan this credit, I didn't think troons could be anymore embarrassing and then he put them through the humiliation ritual of having to defend this movie.
>>221845412Odyssey and Troy are both 'inaccurate' and ignore the concept of gods but that's where the similarities end.Troy is colorful and has a range of emotions throughout, with well choreographed fight scenes and some campy fun.Odyssey is a miserable slog with dead-eyed line delivery, quick cuts, and absolutely bizarre stylistic and story choices. It won't be remembered fondly, if at all.
>>221845245It is not needed to watch an entire movie to judge its quality, you are pretending to live in a world of absolutes that does not exist.
>>221845720I think it's time to take your meds
>>221844426that draw is the equivalent of people who push guns with their hands when firing
>>221845412>Troy wasn't accurate eitherCompared to Odyssey it's infinitely more accurate just by the virtue of armor and props resembling something that could be used by human race. It's innacurate, but it doesn't undermine your suspension of disbelief. Odyssey armor resembles cheap plastic props from old sci-fi tv show>I don't think Achilles would have looked like a fashion model.Then you are wrong and completely unaware of the source material, dumb frogposter. Achilles is literally god-like in terms of beauty
>>221844020
>>221845775No. I want to make it clear i'm not a fan of the movie and I just find it funny when people like you think everything is wrong with it. Your nigger nitpicking makes you look like a stupid faggot.
>>221845790That shit works though
Meanwhile, a made for TV adaptation from 30 years ago.
>>221844960The return was decent. My biggest issue was penelope acting sad that odysseus killed the suitors. Of course she takes him back after the fact so its remedied someThe bow scene was well done and Im gonna guess nothing in Nolans film comes close to that. Thought fiennes did good matching the poems angle of the previous generation being way tougher than the next
>>221845412Achilles would have “looked like a fashion” model, seeing as how he was stated to be “the most handsome, physically perfect, fastest warrior.” Those things don’t matter though, it’s about the story! The story will be great, even if the setting is all fucked up because of the things you apparently don’t care about. The characters will be great, even though most of them don’t even vaguely resemble the way they actually are.Oh well, every pig needs its feed.
>>221845867costumes look way better
>>221844020On one hand this looks pathetic, on another it's so shitty I like it...
>>221845720Late stage capitalism is getting shemales to publicly melt down because a corporate product was mocked on the internet.
>>221845072That's literally what was going on in my head>>221845279Hear here, one and all. Young and old
>>221845872I just think it's weird when a "horn bow" is interpreted as a bow literally made out of impala horns instead of a wood bow laminated with strips of horn material.
>>221843953>that geriatric dexterity and speed """"spinning"""" the foam hammer>Tom's goofy ass expression>Pattinson reacting like he just witnessed someone getting split in half by a suicide drone in Ukraine>that random ass flash at the endAbsolutely hysterical.
>>221845500> So The Hunger Games is an epic? AHAHAHAH fuck you, dummy.What? No you dysgenic retard, he said in an epic you should be striking epic poses. That is correct. What mental leaps does your brain take to go from that to “if there is an epic pose that makes it an epic”
>>221845841>i’m not a fan of the movie I’m just having a meltdown defending it for funFor this patient I recommend severe beatings
>>221844020I thought those axes were stuck together at first because he shot an arrow through both of their handles while they were proximal. Thats the test in the story is strining the bow and shooting it through 3 axe handles.Are they just randomly tied together or?
>>221845867Damn, Eric Roberts almost made it.
>>221843953No really though is this actually what happens? There was no editing here?
>>221844609IIRC in the poem Odysseus and Telemachus locked the weapons up before the slaughter.
>>221844749You sound like the retard at a party that has the audaciticty to have a political opinion while being uneducated on WW2 and the Roman empire.
>>221845867is that fucking eric robertsjust how old is that guyand why is there a klingon behind judge rico at the beginning
>>221845867Was that Paul Giamatti there? The third(?) guy to get an arrow to the gut?
>>221843953>HE'S GOT A STICK!>>YOU IDIOTS! WE'VE ALL GOT STICKS!
>>221844020>>221844426it's on the same tier as jon voight in megalopolis
>>221845952>that random ass flashI wish someone would do that scene justice. Odysseus ( as an old beggar) strings the bow, plucks it almost like an instrument (since it is like the lyre of a warrior). A huge thunder bolt (Zeus' approval) - Odysseus shoots an arrow through the axes, throws of his disguise and then sends an arrow through Antonius. It happens in the span of maybe a minute or two. And then the suitors realize what has happened.Odysseus is home and justice is served.
>>221845867>that entire scene cost was less than Zendaya dinner
>>221844426Its just about draw strength. You can do cool stuff with the shortbows like the fucking.... mamlukian technique... i forget what its called. But you hold three arrows in one hand and notch them one at a time. Thats pretty cool. And use on like horseback makes more sense to not use as much draw strength for obvious reason. But Odysseus' whole thing (besides being clever) was heroic strength with the bow. Even in this movie. So it really just reveals no one really knew anything about bows making this movie.Why would Odysseus bow have a weak draw strength like that? Its not like an aesthetic preference. "Shortbows" can be cool too but its just like out of character.
>>221843953>Athena forgive me, but I have to go all out... Just.. This.. Once..>SUPER SPINNING STICK!! ATTAAAAACK!!!holy crap guys this is epic kino
>>221846378Penelope knew only her husband had the strength and skill to string his bow. It was like an impossible challenge. So having Matt Damon do whatever the fuck that was makes no sense. Unless Nolan hates the Odyssey ??
>>221846025Heads. The test was to string Odysseus’ bow and loose an arrow through twelve axe-heads. Bronze-age axes used to look like this.
>>221844020Where is the emotion? Isn't he supposed to be in some sort of blind rage after coming home and finding himself getting cucked by a bunch of fags trying to steal his wife and land?
>>221844059To be fair it was supposed to be comical in the book
>>221844020He's trying to be stealthy
>>221846710The slaughter of the suitors? No it wasn’t.
>>221843735PICKLE JOCKEY
>>221846592yeah
HARVEY COME BACK
>>221846378I've seen some kind of Mongolian horse bow technique where they can let 2 or 3 arrows rip in quick succession too.Then you have Jap bows with the looooooooooooong draw and it feels like it'd take them all day to get off more than one shot.
>>221847792Zendaya was around during the Harvey days and he also probably contributed to Page trooning out
>>221843735>>221843953>>221844020is this movie a joke?
>yeah it was shit but it was sooooo good!!
>>221848616shaddup
>>221845867Fucking hell that looks great.What. THE FUCK. HAPPENED. TO ART.
>>221848954women ruined it
>>221848954All the boomers who gave a shit died and millennial DSA theatre kids took over
>>221849090yeah, pretty much, the inmate are in control of the asylum
>>221849090its funny because the guy that did the costumes for riddick is the one in charge of costumes on the odyssey.
>>221849155Did his fucking brain get smashed in a car crash or something?
It's not even the casting that annoys me. Nolan still made TDKR and lost all credibility. I don't know why he's still this big thing.
>>221844749Yes. People criticised Troy for its inaccuracies (of a made up thing), would it not be fair to do the same?
tennis anyone?
>>221849227tdkr is fucking dogshit and most overrated movie in history.
>>221849233omg that's so hot, im gonna coom
>>221849233foids ruining cinema
>>221849408
>>221849458Woman director?
>>221843953>>221844020Does it have the post-fight scene where he forces his unfaithful servants to clean up the bodies and then executes the lot of them by hanging?
>>221849553
>>221844749>Odyssey comes out and suddenly everyone's an expert in ancient armor, sword fighting, archery, Bronze Age history, and mythologySome of us have actually fired a bow. That means we know the importance of posture.
>>221844020pew pew
>>221843735Is that DarkSydePhil?
>>221845867Based. Looks so much better than Matt Damon doing his World of Warcraft warrior impression.
>>221845072>*ping* nyeh take that *ping*
>>221845127>and then immediately dry fires it.Yea that's fucked up. A serious archer would never do that to a bow. Very disrespectful.
>>221845867>that double spear thrownice
>>221845867Armand Assante AND Eric Roberts?seeing this right now
>>221845867They left one of the cooler bits out of that cut, where the suitor's men are scuffling with Odysseus's servants and a bloody spear punches through the door. They all back off and decide it's not worth dying over. This was a staple of history class in the early 2000s.
>>221843953>Bladestorms on cloth and leather fagsThey never stood a chance desu
>>221851456its very telling that thats what you think it means
>>221851456>A serious archer would never do that to a bow. Very disrespectful.It's not disrespectful. It literally cracks the bow. Dry firing breaks your bow.
>>221851456>Very disrespectful.Local idiot thinks he understands conversation between intelligent people.
>>221843953>>221844020Is this seriously what the movie looks like? Wtf and MATT DAMON making his usual damon face while "acting".This is a 10/10?
>>221846483>Penelope knew only her husband had the strength and skill to string his bow. It was like an impossible challenge. So having Matt Damon do whatever the fuck that was makes no sense. Unless Nolan hates the Odyssey ??In every interview i've ever seen from Nolan he comes across as a lucky retard who is faking it, so I doubt he hates anything I think he's actually just really really stupid.
>>221852095>>221852087Okay retards. It's disrespectful to the source material where the bow isn't dry fired and to the entire notion of Odysseus being a serious archer. Does that help, to have it spelled out?>>221852114Dunning-Kruger
>>221844749>Odyssey comes out and suddenly everyone's an expert in ancient armor, sword fighting, archery, Bronze Age history, and mythologyI don't know if you know this but the one thing most men are fascinated with are war, ancient war, weapons of war, history related to war, mythology about war, and sword fighting.
>>221852287I think it's fine to admit it just doesn't look cool.That's why we have these huge sword fight scenes in movies where people clash their blades 67 times before landing a hit.
>>221843953>>221844020>this is what everyone is praising as a 10/10, 8/10 at worst
>>221844020major steven seagal slop vibes
through some recent conversations with zoomers, i've learned that zoomers never rate anything on a 1-10 scale very poorlyeven if they have nothing but bad things to say about a movie, they'll end up going>so I'd say it's about a 7/10i don't think they understand averages or fractions
>>221844749Apparently getting a cub scout merit badge in archery makes you more knowledgeable about the subject than Christopher Nolan.
>>221844451He did in some Chyna movie that sold tickets. Noolang knew making it big + dumb sells to big and dumb, if he has a brand name. Like going to McDonalds even if it's meh.
>>221843953Oh no no niggers are defending this lmaooo
>>221844020>>221843953COMEDY?
>>221844059Thats why they like it. Its a satire
>Zoomzoom and Alphies doesn't know about Nolan fighting scenes...LoL & LMAO!
>>221852588It's not zoomers. That's been the standard in vidya ratings since at least the 90s. 7/10 was a playable but still pretty shit game. Anything 6/10 and below was completely unredeemable garbage.
>>221843953no fucking way is that real.
>>221844749You got it backwards. They were experts in ancient armor, sword fighting, archery, Bronze Age history, and mythology to begin with. Then Odyssey suddenly came out.
>>221845867You can watch the whole thing for free on youtube.Part 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUGgqymvUMPart 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fm_mGDUTjA
>>221847735Pfahaha.
>>221852340It made me sad when I was watching Tom Holland's podcast and he was interviewing Tom Holland and Tom Holland asked him genuinley if he had talked to Chris Nolan about what they were discussing (sea people). Tom Holland was naturally looking up to and respecting Tom Holland as such an established academic he like assumed theyd be in the same circle or something. Tom Holland kinda acted like a beta and said "no I havent me him could you introduce me?" Like come on Tom Holland dont fucking look up to Chris Nolan or think hes better than you or some shit. Youre a great historian. Nolan is just a mid director despite being a billionaire or whatever. Its like glazing Elon Musk. Tom Holland was actually on to something with his somewhat naive assumption, Chris Nolan SHOULD have been asking Tom Holland for historical consultation.
>>221844426>>221844749Homer mentions drawing to the chest, so yes Damon's dainty draw is right. I became aware of this while reading Robert Graves' Count Belisarius, with the Byzantine characters noting improvements to archery in their time compared to the ancient past. Read more.
>>221843735I honestly did think this was jack black when I first saw it
>>221844692we're maybe 5 years away from unironically getting ASS and watching it sweep the oscars
>>221848657the movie is a shit-test. the audience is the joke.
>>221844815Yes.
>>221853947>Like come on Tom Holland dont fucking look up to Chris Nolan or think hes better than you or some shit. Youre a great historian. Nolan is just a mid director despite being a billionaire or whatever. Its like glazing Elon Musk. Tom Holland was actually on to something with his somewhat naive assumption, Chris Nolan SHOULD have been asking Tom Holland for historical consultation.People find money and fame intoxicating even when they're more worthy of praise than the person who has it. A problem eternal.
>>221843953Why is he so slow? I've seen 70's low budget tv fight scenes better than this.
>>221844059I have an ideaInstead of Kung pow 2 they should apply the Kung Pow treatment to Nolan's Odyssey
>>221854866why can't WE do that?
I think I'm gonna rewatch O Brother instead
>>221844511>denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead
>>221844692You may be onto something.They cater to retards and nons because they know they don't have a keen eye for physics, history, or writing - which means they can cut costs by just having a low-effort production.
>>221843953>>221844020>This is the latest chuds owning 10/10 Nolan’s masterpiece I was talking you about
>>221844020>"Pew....pew"Bravo, Nolan.
>>221843953>>221844020Not that you can tell here because of the quality, but the god damn costumes... well they look like costumes in some scenes. I have no idea why they look like cheap modern-day halloween shit from China in one scene, and actual ancient greek clothing the next. It's almost more jarring when it switches between the two, than if they just rocked some Spirit Halloween Store bs kek.
>>221844020kino
>>221851456>>221845127A serious archer would get her wet first before doing that
>>221845867>>221853149Great show. Especially the Tony Soprano cyclops.
>>22185481070s and 90s had the absolute BEST low-budget/b-list action flicks. 80s had some good ones, but not as many.
>>221846301We are only allowed to eat hot garbage.
>>221843735him name be jicken chocky
>>221854912based
>>221843735>The iron age is right behind me isn't is
>>221856061KEK
>>221844697It's the bow of Hercules so I would imagine.
>>221853149This version is destroys both with the grandiose old hollywood visuals and design.Ulysses 1954https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/6a4f0119d8618839a6acb3ae
>>221844020That's how I play with my bow toy when I was a kid
>>221845867Look at that colorful setting. Dominated by ancient color such as Red ochre and lapis lazuli. That is one amazing looking set.
>>221857438It's like he never fired a bow in his life. I don't know too much about archery aside from hunting classes when I was a kid. But even if he is firing in a suitable technique it just doesn't translate well to screen. That should be the main objective; power, strength and accuracy. After all, he was supposed to be an archer like no other in terms of skill and strength.
>>221843953>>221844020He's literally phoning it in wtf
>>221844749I'm not an expert at those things but neither was anyone hired for the movie lol
>>221857651>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1X8WxFbKOJIIt's dogshit
>>221852588It comes from the schooling system I think. People think anything below 7/10 is a failing grade and therefore turbo ass, this means they are effectively grading most things on a scale of 1-3 instead of using a full range of 1-10. I will grade stuff at like a 5/10 sometimes and people will look at me with horror like I'm some kind of super harsh critic. When I rate something 7/10 I usually quite like it but found it falling short of perfection in enough ways to annoy me, but then other people think I'm just calling the thing mid. It's quite annoying that people are dumb. What's even dumber is that it takes 2 seconds for them to understand you when you explain how the full range of 1-10 works, like you just removed them from a spell
>>221858102It's not that. It's just zoomies have been common cored into pussies who don't want to hurt any feelings even if it is the feelings of an inanimate object.They are taught complete acceptance. They have to be accepting of any and all state approved beliefs or else fear ostracization from the group. That fear is one of the most powerful forces that compels the common man to fall in line with the emperors new clothes.
If you watch accuracy just watch a documentary about the Trojan war. There were lots of people filming on their iPhones back then.
>>221844679"Oof! Right in my iliads!"
>>221844020PEW
>>221843953I'm convinced this is a fuck up from editting. That clearly is footage of Matt rehersing. >>221844020Huh they were trying for the "LE ANCIENT NATURAL BOW SHOOTING METHOD." It's a thing, but I'm sure there are cooler ways to portray this. Video for ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rii-oWSsU4s
>>221843953>>221844020Just got out the theaters, for me it's the part where the suitor in the back is yelling>SWORD>SHIELD>SPEARAnd they cut to him every time yelling one word to the other people trying to get them to pick them up as they drop from the ceiling
>Público, one of Portugal's main newspapers, gave it 1/5 stars and said it was a "soulless film", "overly long with a professional coldness which makes it very hard to find any form of personal connection between the director and the universe he wanted to portray". They also said it had a terribly boring and expositional first hour, and was "deeply lacking in sensuality, as Nolan is the director least capable of having an erotic view of the world".Kek i never thought about it that but they are 100% right. Nolan might genuinely be either gay or asexual or some shit. All of his movies are sterile as fuck.
>>221844020>55 year old matt damon>and>61 year old ralph fiennes
>>221843735Its stylistic, Nolan didn't want the Heroic draw pose while Odysseus is murdering unarmed suitors. on the ship Nolan shows him making full draws, (one at a much shorter distance to target), to emphasize the character is doing something Nolan wants the audience to approve of. Still looks retarded.
>>221860156Gays famously make extremely erotic films tho. It was an entire wave in Cinema. He's just extremely autistic and only cares about the camera. It's like train faggots. They will sacrifice everything logical and reasonable to see specific trains, make model trains that are more realistic, etc. What they are interested in is passionless and unfeeling.
>>221858165Kek
>>221844426wokies refuse to hire proper historical advisors due to the self delusion they can "make it better and le adapt it" so you get shit like that, one of the first criticisms this shit movie got was the concerning lack of historical accuracy
>>221860270>Gays famously make extremely erotic films tho.Case in point, the Doom Generation, literally marketed jokingly as a "movie for straight people by gay director".
Ran into this video while eating my sloppa kekhttps://youtube.com/shorts/gP284CfGMcgDamon studied the bow in his apartment for months practicing speed drawing thousands of times
>>221860270>>Gays famously make extremely erotic films thoIn America. Here we just throw them off of buildings.
>>221853149Thank you, i appreciate it.
