Sloan and the Sloanettes edition Previous: >>221789948
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>>221844750Those 2 guys in the back even really exist?
Greenis!
>>221844794Yes why wouldn't they ?
>>221844934>on holodeck>don't speak>never seen again>Sloan continually lying and misdirecting
>>221844934I don't remember when the holodeck sim actually starts for Bashir in this episode, those guys could be holograms for all we know.
>>221845042This is after the holodeck is off and Sloan is retrieving the brain sensor from Julian
Post your favorite /trek/ meme!
>>221845084The inquisition program is off. Those 2 guys might be a separate program.
>>221845497Answer the question.
>Target the orphanage.
>>221845497>a 2nd holo emitter How can we know if Sloan is even real?
>>221845566The absolute chutzpah of her doing that.
>>221845566More competent and only slightly more bloodthirsty than the real Janeway
AND THE FANS
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>>221845895The moment that killed Star Trek
Freight
>>221846682>Brings valid argument to the captain>"But have you considered, that I don't like that they try to defend themselves agains the pirates?">Agrees like the doormat that he is, never again gets a spotlight episode, becomes B cast member for the rest of the series
yes massa
>>221847017Genuinely can't wrap my mind around some of the morals of early ENT. Archer is the main character therefore his whining is right?
janeway was going to let tuvix live until he said it wasnt her decision to make.
>>221847165Worst part is, I can believe that.
>>221847103I mean the only reason Archer got the job is because the actual guy they wanted in charge of this mission was a hotheaded retard who almost got a bunch of people killed and destroyed a ship because he was simply tired of waiting and doing tests properly. You know, the type of person you would never send to space in the first place. The entire setup and premise of Enterprise is retarded ass boomerslop fantasy and many of the characterizations and situations also play out as such.
>>221847103>No Trip, you can't just make shit up as you go along like me. Winning!
>>221847244the best part is it was the right call. the next episode she has to turn over command to tuvok because chakotay and her get space malaria. impossible to navigate that situation with tuvix alive.
>>221847017mayweather has many good moments throughout the series. i dont understand why people are bothered that the show revolves around the main three. there arent any sulu or uhura episodes.
Remember that episode where for some reason nelix is put in charge of a team of officers during an away mission and it takes like 30 seconds for someone to be killed because of his actions
>>221847591its because there were 3 other shows made in the meantime since the 1960s when it wasn't even a thing that managed to do an emsemble cast setup successfully. you fucking retard.
>>221847502I'm sure Harry would step up to occasion.
>The sexual coercion of Command Riker was played for laughs
>>221847591But there are plenty Dr Crusher, Harry Kim, Quark, Bashir and O’Brien episodes.
>>221847659beverly has 3 episodes in the series and one of them is about her fucking her grandmothers ghost boyfriend.ds9 was forced into a balanced ensemble because the main three suck balls. voy devolved into EMH & Seven featuring Janeway show. and everyone agrees the berman model was worn out by VOY anyway. makes sense to try something different. probably would have worked better if Archer and Trip werent basically the same character.
>>221848124>makes sense to try something different.they didn't try anything different. they tried the same thing and just did it even worse than ever before.
Imagine walking down the street and seeing the number of Star Trek episodes each person has watched floating above their head.
>>221844769REMEMBER WEYTAHN!
>>221847739I wanted them to pull this shit on DS9 only for Kira to snap the guy's neck. Have him be played by another Cheers alum for bonus points.
>>221848524I watched all of nutrek, so it would be pretty high.
>>221848748nutrek should be a separate number to weed out fake fans
That time the computer told Deanna she was a fat bitch risking way too many calories
i dont want to brag but ive seen every episode of TOS - ENT and the movies at least 5 times.
>>221848748>I watched all of nutrekIs this the modern day equivalent of catching syphilis?
Which of the old tripfags still post here?
>>221848801>>221849006You just hate that star trek finally grew uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPDA7dMOT4
>>221849077>You just hate that star trek finally grew upYeah it grew up into a trooned out millennial redditor. Will Wheaton would be proud. I will however forever disown these abominations.
>>221849139you sound angry.
>>221849036Don't encourage mental illness
>>221849191you sound gay.
>>221844934To intimidate Julian into not just arresting the guy who kidnapped a Starfleet officer. One guy walking around in black leather is nothing special, but three guys in identical black leather outfits would raise some eyebrows and attract attention. Why would a deep state black ops conspiracy have a uniform?
>>221848748There is a single digit number of people who can claim this. Congrats on being one of them, I guess.
>>221849191this was probably like Trek today going back in time and seeing people say 'skibidi toilet' right?For the viewers of DS9.
>It's YOUR fault we primitive retards blew ourselves up fiddling with technology our peabrains can't comprehend!Fuck these shitheads, desu. Janeway should have beamed them all into space or sicced Hirogen hunting parties on these idiots
time to cook
basics is great but its silly that they couldnt destroy voyager. just toss an anti matter grenade engineering for fucks sake
>>221849191>Okay maybe I should lay off the LSD for a bit if I'm seeing people disappear into thin air
>>221850608its fucked up how women arent expected to be loyal at all. as soon as neelix stopped being paranoid and controlling kes left him for some random bum alien and possessed by a phychic warlord and then she went violently insane and had to be put off the ship.
>>221850695alrighty thendo you get out often?
Cardies
>>221847739Because it’s a play on UFO fandom types. You have to be old enough to understand
>>221851896The Ent-D has a zero tolerance phone for slurs, even enemies of the Federation. On DS9 nobody cares and there’s even friendly competition who can drop the hardest slur for Cardassians.
Nutrek is for retards and faggots
>>221849305>Why would a deep state black ops conspiracy have a uniform?Because they are homosexuals and jump at any chance to play dress up? You realize Sloan raped Julian when he was knocked out right? Many such cases among the gays
How do I get a trekkie wife?
>>221853730whenever you see a woman, say star trekif she says sex with shranbeam her up
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>>221853815oooh that's a good one
>>221851896We can't just let the cardies keep their lives
>>221853730You don't.You get a normal wife that avoids the trek woman traits, and then you just condition her to like trek through positive reinforcement (chocolate treat every episode she sits through).
>>221845566>This is what you get for waving the White Flag of Continued Hostility!
Do /trek/ has any opinion on Quark tv show? I find it cute and enjoyable
>>221854859I found the cheese more palatable.
Does /trek/ watch Space 1999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX5EbnlVV6EYou should. Weebs should find this intro very familiar
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Does the Federation use time travel tech to study the past?
>Denise Crosby tanked movie appearances because she couldn't work for more than two seasons on a tv showSelf-raped
>>221845231USS NeverwereAll those erased people deserved more
>>221857248Why use that annoying as fuck font if you're only going to post a thumbnail sized pic?
>>221857398What are you, some kind of filthy phoneposter?You just open the image in another tab, dummy.
Belanna Torres is my favorite character and I'll tell you why
>>221851896Lady Cardie gives me a hardie.
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>>221857248>Hobo RikerImagine taking 285,000 Enterprises into Borg space.
>>221854585I wonder how she felt about this episode.
>>221857398nigga
>>221857248Needs Blueshirt Picard, Thomas Riker, Original Kim, Runabout Designer Kim, Metal Demon Kim, Holo Clown Killer Janeway, 11:59 Bookstore Janeway, Split Klingon and Human Belannas, Super Saiyan Kes, Heya-hoya Amnesia Kirk, Happy Tuvok, Fake Janeway and Tuvok, Brainless Spock, Amnesia Archer, Nicholas Locarno and Pastry Shop Vito.
>watching Picard>they refer to Janeway as "him"what
>>221857398
By the title I thought I was getting some akoocheemoya kino. Instead it seems to be p*tato tomfoolery.
>>221862742TOS>The Naked Time S1E04>Shore Leave S1E15TNG >Up The Long Ladder S2E18DS9>every episode VOY>Fair Haven S6E11>Spirit Folk S6E17Why does the Federation hate the Irish?
>>221862897To quote Rick James,>They never should've gave you niggas money.
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Jesus Christ Seven tone it down
>>221855582yes
>>221863590>They're not people. They're Irish.
>>221855582Thats literally what the first TOS episode with time travel said they do.
>>221864603In the first TOS episode with time travel, Tomorrow Is Yesterday, it was a total accident.In Assignment: Earth they travel back in time on purpose but that crappy backdoor pilot episode is barely canon
>>221854859>Do /trek/ has any opinion on Quark tv show? I find it cute and enjoyableI wish they had stuck with the style of the pilot episode but it was a fun show. Too bad about getting canceled early.
>>221857398>Why use that annoying as fuck font if you're only going to post a thumbnail sized pic?Dumb phoneposter
Did we ever see species conquered by Klingons or Romulans? Considering how big their empires are, there have to be many different species there, like in Federation.
>>221865149The Hurq got BTFO by the Klinggers eventually, I think the Romulans had dominion over the Breen for a while, definitely the Remans
>>221865149They are treated like dhimmis who pay a jizya tax to their overlords. The conquered aliens buy the right to continue living and the Romulans and Klingons buy a military industrial complex much much larger than they would be able to support on their own, enabling them to compete with the Feds who have scores of industrialized species contributing to starfleet
>>221865314>They are treated like dhimmis who pay a jizya tax to their overlordsIn English, Doc!
>>221844750Was that guy on the right ever in Command & Conquer? If not I feel like he should have been.
Rewatching TNG currently. I'm in the heart of the series and I'm shocked at how many time shenanigan plots there are. Most are okay to good, but it seems lazy. Especially after Yesterday's Enterprise.
Sick fuck Picard
Forget this, show me your best Star Trek reaction pics. Video game ones included, not just TV.
>>221865986
>>221865986Simply awesomeness.
>>221865986Check these out>>221862897>>221860606>>221845231These are decent enough. There are better one, but I don't have them.
>>221866001
Unable to process command, please restate
>>221860930None of those people got erased from time, which is the point of the Neverwere, to collect people who never were due to temporal shenanigans.
>>221857248They should make a NuTrek series about them, where they visit alternate timelines.
>>221859972I wonder if that'd even be enough, the Borg have millions of cubes don't they? Future Janeway only managed to fuck them up through trickery and future tech.
>>221844750Am I the only star trek enjoyer who prefers Pulaski to Crusher? She seems more professional and like a real doctor.
>>221869725Pulaski seemed like a more fully-fleshed out character, but a bit too similar to Bones. They had no idea what to do with Crusher most of the time which lead to Gates McFadden getting a bit annoyed at her just being "Wesley's Mom"
>>221869725I don't prefer her over Crusher, but I do like her. They're both good characters. I guess you can't have two chief medical officers though.
>>221869873Enterprise-D was a huge ship with multiple sickbays, there was room for one more. But that's not how television with an ensemble cast is written.
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>>221847591What about the episode where he brings his white journalist ex girlfriend on board the Enterprise and later finds she is some kind of spy? I would say that he is a central character in that one.
>>221870601Big Freight Cargo
>>221870933Yes. Also the episode where his father dies, he visits his family on their freighter and they are attacked by Nausican raiders. That was another Mayweather based episode.
>>221871172His brother was such an insufferable nigger in that one, it's unpleasant to watch ever scene where his brother appears.
I want to hang out with the weird dr seuss aliens and drink alcohol from edible cups on that mud bath planet
I just found a TNG kite at a store
>>221845231Remember duck rolls and yhe Picard song before Rickrolling?
>>221871544I look like this
Garak is not the person he used to be. He is not going to help you but take advantage of you. His influence on you is not good. I cannot give you all the details here. What he says will always make you feel insecure and he's trying to draw you & others into homosexuality.
>>221872242just finished this episode last night. I hope that the Neelix show continues and was not a one off thing.
>>221872369nevermind, I can see it being way too restrictive for Neelix's Dynamism. he should get into new schemes and shenanagins. nevermind.
>>221872201Why would he do that to Nick Locarno?
>>221872369I wonder how many people on the ship actually watched his streams
>>221872480Weirdly enough, anyone who did, died 7 days later.
>>221872201based Neelix, I want to do that every time I see someone with a terrible receding hairline
>>221872845Of food poisoning
>>221846280>CUT !>i said use more tongue !If only...
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>>221846280I just skipped this episode last night. I probably only saw 10% of DS9 episodes during its original run. I liked OS Trek and TNG, but DS9 just seemed lame and gay at a glance... a lot of the costuming and the Bajorans in general didn't click at the time.Finally decided to give it another chance, and i'm up to Season 4 now. Its a pretty good show. Some of the stuff I thought was lame, like Odo and his stupid ass uniform, turns out he's a great character and the Cardassians are pretty entertaining as well.But holy shit fuck Dax. Everything about Dax is terrible. The Trill shit is awful. Its a fucking parasite that takes over your body and absorbs your conciseness. They tried really hard to retcon the Parasites from TNG where the hosts were just disposable shells. But I don't buy it, and even with the happy-happy-joy-joy retcon its still a parasitic relationship, not symbiotic one. Which makes the Trill the most retarded group of cultists in Star Trek.The whole deal has aged really badly as well. Watching it now I can't not see Dax as some retarded millennial with bi-polar, multiple personality, "head-friends", and everyone else on show being forced to play along with these delusions. "I have such a connection to my past lives that can transfer the conciseness of my past lives onto other people. But don't you dare try to hold me accountable for the actions of my past lives! Sure i'm a 700yr old parasite with a distinct personality and an unbroken chain of memories to draw upon, but like I get to be TOTALLY DIFFERENT whenever I transfer hosts, even though I never shut up about my past lives, and other people always positively affirm my past lives, IT DOESN'T COUNT OK? IT JUST DOESN'T!"So yeah, as soon as I heard Dax say "thats my ex-wife from a past life" I skipped ahead 30mins, saw them arguing, and said fuck this shit. I watched everything else up to this point, but no more Dax episodes, they're fucking awful.
>>221874187based Trill hater. throughout the entire show they never make them work as a real species. they were fine that one-off episode in TNG but they're fucking retarded if you actually think about them for 2 seconds, which somehow the DS9 writers didn't realize.
>>221854859>The misadventures of an outer space garbage collector and his crew.wasnt there a 90s or early 2000 one pilot episode only for a show with the same premise
>>221874285Dr Crusher's immediate disgust and revulsion when she learned she'd been fucking a space slug the whole time is the correct reaction to them.
>>221874187So what exactly bothers you about the trills' ability to absorb the quality of their hosts' expression of ideas clearly and efficiently using the fewest words possible?
>>221874533its gay
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>>221874187dax actually gets worse.
>>221874187I like the Trill. I just don't like Jadzia because she put Kurzon through suffering. She demanded that Kurzon re-enter her head and be cucked.
>>221874285It should have been done as past life experience giving Dax the knowledge to deal with a particular problem like the Ezri Assassin episode, not "tee-hee I fucked 20 klingons when I was Zesty Dax"
>>221844750>How many lives do you suppose you've saved in your medical career?>Hundreds, thousands? Do you suppose those people give a damn that you lied to get into Starfleet Medical? I doubt it.Unfathomably based character. Julian was shitting his pants the entire time.
>>221874688they should of had Dax turn into a man.
>>221874786ds9 is much better when you watch it with the understanding that 6 foot tall jadiza is a man.
>>221874688in reality a Trill would be indistinguishable from a normal person they would just be really worldly, knowledgeable and probably, pretty mature and level-headed in everything they do due to having lived many lives and experienced many things from different perspectives. but that's apparently too hard to pull off for dumb writers who cast a shitty actress who didn't have a prayer of ever pulling something like that off.
>>221874831Tall Woman fem mogs short woman. There is simply no comparison. I don't know how someone can be attracted to a short woman. My Wife is Taller than me and she is beautiful and elegant. She is the Sexiest and most beautiful woman ever.
>>221874740Sloan was really cool it's just a shame the entire concept of Section 31 is retarded and has no business in Star Trek
>>221874857no, they would be a middle manager at a shopping mall
>>221875230i guess I meant a Trill in Starfleet
>>221846280I skip this and the Quark tranny episode every time. The former is just normalization and coombait, but at least they tried some jokes with tranny Quark.
>>221849191We're not angry, those shows are all cancelled and forgotten about (or they would be, if tards would stop bringing them up).You're the one seething about how nobody watched them. Real Trek fans largely don't ever even think about them.Real Trek fans, Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans. REAL Trek fans. You helped keep those piles of shit going, you cocksucking normiefags.
>>221874551Apparently you're not literate enough to get the joke.
>>221850695That was because Jeri Taylor's son was trying to fuck Jennifer Lien but kept getting friendzoned.Didn't she know that real space communism means fuck-to-work? How can you call yourself a real futurist if you don't have an OF account and a line of dicks in your past a mile long. Roddenberry would be so disappointed with these crazy moralists today.
>>221854585Cardassia didn't go far enough.
>>221874187Thought these were trans flag colors
>>221874658>dax actually gets worse.Don't they eventually just kill her off?
>>221876920she helps ruin worf first
>>221874187>But holy shit fuck Dax. Everything about Dax is terrible. The Trill shit is awful. Its a fucking parasite that takes over your body and absorbs your conciseness. They tried really hard to retcon the Parasites from TNG where the hosts were just disposable shells. But I don't buy it, and even with the happy-happy-joy-joy retcon its still a parasitic relationship, not symbiotic one. Which makes the Trill the most retarded group of cultists in Star Trek.>The whole deal has aged really badly as well. Watching it now I can't not see Dax as some retarded millennial with bi-polar, multiple personality, "head-friends", and everyone else on show being forced to play along with these delusions. "I have such a connection to my past lives that can transfer the conciseness of my past lives onto other people. But don't you dare try to hold me accountable for the actions of my past lives! Sure i'm a 700yr old parasite with a distinct personality and an unbroken chain of memories to draw upon, but like I get to be TOTALLY DIFFERENT whenever I transfer hosts, even though I never shut up about my past lives, and other people always positively affirm my past lives, IT DOESN'T COUNT OK? IT JUST DOESN'T!">So yeah, as soon as I heard Dax say "thats my ex-wife from a past life" I skipped ahead 30mins, saw them arguing, and said fuck this shit. I watched everything else up to this point, but no more Dax episodes, they're fucking awful.Anon, I'm proud of you. That's all I have to say.
>>221849036I’d rather have the namefag troons and schizos shitting up threads than the $2 a day jeet shills that make almost the entire board unusable now.
getting nostalgic about that time I pointed out how Weyoun pulled off the idea of Dax flawlessy with like 2% of the screentime she had
>>221877045Can you please explain further? I'm not understanding your point, but I love Weyoun. All of them.
>>221876984>she helps ruin worf firstYeeeah, I can see that. When Worf shows up the first thing they do is have Dax go toe-to-toe with him and give the whole "don't go easy on me because I'm a girl, I've also been a man!" And then Worf struggles to overpower a 140lb woman.
>>221877223https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212289406/#212302857
>>221877242All of jewish Hollywood does that, pretend men and women are always exactly the same strength, in complete defiance of observable Creation and their Creator. That's what being Christ-killers is all about.Also Worf is supposed to be strong even for a Klingon, so like double human strength of a man of his size and gross musculature.
>>221877262Thank you, kind anon.
saying anything about DS9 "ruined Worf" is not accurate because he started out as a fucking insecure Klingaboo manchild retard and DS9 did nothing but perpetuate that.
>>221877045These were another group of aliens that, as a teenager, I thought looked lame. With the bat ears and poofy hair. But now having made it to season 4, i'm looking forward to seeing them get more involved. Which I imagine starts here in season 4 with how the Dominion storyline is progressing, and the Jem'hadar showing up more, and getting more fleshed out. It makes sense that the Jem'hadar's overseers will start appearing soon.Now that the Cardassians are being humanized, and becoming friendly, they need to have cold-blooded, calculating bad guys back in the story.
>>221877045The Vorta should have been a decadent race of space Elves who like to drink wine.When Weynoun said they weren't good at aesthetics, it was a disappointment!
>>221877436Vorta very well might have become that but they weren't allowed to evolve naturally because goonazis have no concept of the Prime Directive and decided on genetic enslavement as a reward for their kind showing them kindness and hospitality
>>221877436nevermind. IT wouldn't work with their servile attitude toward the Founders to be honest. The Elves I have in mind are highly individualistic.>>221877479yeah good point.They have a certain elegant but whimsical tinge to them which reminds me of my Elves.
>>221877305>Also Worf is supposed to be strong even for a Klingon, so like double human strength of a man of his size and gross musculature.Yeah, i'm pretty sure they've had Worf just straight up punch Borg and knock them silly. I even thought Riker's ability to keep up with Worf physically was a bit much, but at least he's 6'3" and was supposed to be this rugged frontier throw-back who grew up in Alaska wrestling grizzly bears.
>>221877418if you're in season 4 you've already seen Vorta but you bring up a good point that like, they weren't really shown as being in charge of Jem'Hadar yet. maybe they invented that specifically for To the Death but I don't remember
>>221877533Goddammit, Denise. You never recovered from leaving the show, and neither did your cool hair style and coloring. Shoulda just stuck with the rape gangs.
remember how Worf killed a human child while playing soccer or rugby or some shit lol god I fucking hate Worf
>>221877612he was 13 when he killed that boy. a full grown adult klingon.
>>221877612Based Worf. I hope that child was muslim.
>125 episodes
>>221878771they really should've let him say somethinghe's a good looking guy too, very eye catching as an extra
>>221877612Unironically based storytelling.Species aren't the same, and you shouldn't have wildly different species living together. Someone could get hurt, and even the odd one out conforms, it is an aberration to how it should be, away from its own kind.
>>221877612ds9 always added absolutely retarded grimderp shit to every character it touched
>>221877533>i'm pretty sure they've had Worf just straight up punch Borg and knock them silly.In Q Who he sent a goldshirt against one because he knew he'd get pwned. In BOTW part 1, both Worf and Riker get knocked on their ass. In part 2 Worf struggles with Locutus and needs Data's help. It's only in First Contact that he beats Borg and that's by bashing them with a phaser rifle and then slashing them with a mek'leth in zero-G.
>>221877612Deep Sneed Nine is not canon. Seriously though, fuck that retcon.>>221878551>SERGEY: So we walked into the school and we don't know what to expect. Is Worf hurt? Is he in some kind of trouble? The door opens and there is our little seven year old sitting on a chair and glaring across the room at five teenage boys, all of them with bloody noses.>little seven year old
>You're afraid. You want to destroy the ship and run away. You coward
>>221844769You lost tranny
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>>221880349what do you mean by this and why do you post it?
>>221880641Except Lal.
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