>ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH
>>221845340the most retarded thing ive ever seen
this movie did not age well
why did they even want to stop him anyway? what would he do that was so bad? all his evil deeds we see in the movie are directly related to his grab for political power
>>221845340I could see the advantage if say, a bunch of people were shooting blasters at him, but nothing is happening. He's just spinning for no reason
>>221845506>He's just spinning for no reasonIt's a good trick.
>>221845506it's a neat trick
>>221845465young zooms love the prequels though, as well as disinterested boomers, only bitter millenial and gen x oldfags actually dislike them
>>221845465This movie was never good, it has aged more so well than it ever deserved.
>>221845506its a video game movea big part of these movies was how they tied in to toys and other merch. the only reason episode 1 exists was to sell the pod racer game
>>221845506it was fun, that's all. Sheev was a whacky funster.
>>221845502>why did they even want to stop him anyway?
>brackett dies>Star Wars sucks
>>221845340>taps glass with laser sword>100 foot window shatterswhy would a lightsaber shatter glass
>>221845506Centrifugal force. Stupid for a regular person to try because you'd get dizzy or trip over your own feet but a superhuman with bullet time reflexes? Might work.
>>221845340>random senator>becomes supreme emperor of known spaceIts pretty rare to become regular president from congress
>>221845746He becomes Emperor of all space because he changes the Republic to an Empire
>>221845746senators are in the senate anon. congressmen are in congress.
>>221845506It looked cool. After all, it was the first moment he was revealed to be not a frail old man but in fact a powerful sith lord.
>>221845623She didn't worked in the Original Star Wars though
>>221845340The sad part of this fight is they had a stunt guy choreograph a great fight scene but he got sick just before filming so George decided to CGI the whole thing and it looks like pure ass.
>>221845465only the memes are good
>>221845538>bitter millenialEp II was one of the first movies I watched in the theater and I fell asleepBut everyone was hype for Ep III, me included, and it was pretty good
>>221845976Ep II is pretty boring, I agree. The only good part is at the end with the Arena and the Dooku fight.
>>221845340Spinning confirmed good trick
you never heard of spin to win?he spun & indeed won
>>221845746Jar Jar granted him emergency powers which led him turning the republic into an empire
>>221846292Darth Jar Jar
>>221845614that's a punitive attack on enemy insurrection collaborators, it doesn't explain why sheev's rule would be bad.
>>221846422Jar Jar is the key to all this.
>>221845746>comes from a culture where they only elect 14 year old girls and make them dress like japanese prostitutes
>>221845465>recently re-released>made a fuckton of money>unlike Nolan's The Odyssey(You) keep losing and I fucking love it.
>>221845909She was the ghost writer on new hope. Princess Leia is basically named after her
>>221847281>elected to be queenWhat a weird premise.
>>221847719>She was the ghost writer on new hopeWhere did you get that info?
>>221845746He was the chancellor, retard
>>221846422Im surprised Disney haven’t pushed this in some Star Wars series.I could see it working in Kenobi or Asoka (though I never watched those shows I assume they largely take place after revenge of Sith)
>>221845815I mean it’s not like he was a high ranking space generalOr leader of a planetOr particularly charismatic It would be like if Earth was invaded by Martians and Nancy Pelosi was elected to be Queen of all of Earth
>>221847816Dreams and YouTube video essays / deep dives
>>221845679The heat of the lightsaber shatters the glass.
>>221847834>senator palpatine Try reading Wookiepedia , Sanjay
>>221848038>was a senator >then became chancellor Woah! Mindblowing!
>>221848094>thing happens in movie >therefor it makes senseKek
>>221847856It happned on a Lego Special tho
>>221845465Neither did you, mike
>>221845340>ARRRRRRGGHHHHH
>>221846613Calm down moshe, it was a whole planet and im sure a great many people living there were loyal to the empire before their entire family trees and history were deleted. We dont kill families for the actions of their distant relations in first world countries.
>>221845340>*Bohemian Rhapsody beat drop*
>>221849000Give me one reason that wouldn't work if you had to fight a room full of people and you were surrounded
>>221849000Careful hardened warriors, grandpa is swinging
>>221849097>it was a whole planetin a galaxy of what? billions?
>>221848871>nobody has ever been elected chancellor before
>>221848018wouldnt it just melt
>>221849396Good point i just asked and lightsabers don't vibrate which would be the only explanation for the glass immediately shattering
>>221849000wtf is this shit, jesus christ
>>221845340Still somehow the worst action scene across all 9 movies.
>>221845340can someone edit this to where he says "WEEEEEEEE!"
>>221845815>he changes the Republic to an EmpireHave you ever looked up the etymology of empire? Leftists have poisoned that word so much that its meaning has been completely changed. You have to look at other words related to empire to get an idea what it actually means.
>>221849952fast changes in temperatures to something like glass will shatter it.The rest of the glass is static while a small point rapidly changes temperature
>>221847334Went to see it, for the meme. It looked even worse on the big screen.
>>221845428You clearly haven't been exposed to much retardation Here let me fix that for you
>>221845465>hated ep1 as a kid>never watched ep2>assumed everything that didn't make sense in ep3 was explained in ep2 >really enjoy ep3 to this day because I'll never see ep2 and destroy the illusion
>>221845506>bringing realism into a george lucas movie about a cartoon bunny and space wizards meant to pay homage to low budget fantasy serials
>>221845465It was never good to begin with
>>221845465Just like the younglings.
>>221852387episode III is still more retarded
>>221845465>this movie did not age wellIt's kind of amazing if you watch it as a comedy.
>>221849000lmao what the fuck is that? what the actual fuck is that? hahahaha holy shit. i didn't know you could defeat your enemies with the spinaroonie
>>221849149>Give me one reason that wouldn't work if you had to fight a room full of people and you were surrounded>>221849149Because you get dizzy, unbalanced and winded you stupid fuck.
what a thrill
