Unbowed, Unbent, UnbrokenPrevious: >>221838651
They were FUUUCKINNGGGG VISERYSSSS
2 more weeks and im free of this show
>>221845718>Not waiting until Jae shows up
Daeron as the king.Faeron as his queen.Ormund as his Hand.
>>221845664You're FIRRRREEEED OTTOOOO
FOR MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOONS
Do you think the Earthos was made by gods like Tolkien or just naturally like real earth? Or maybe aliens?
>HELAENAAAAA WILL YOU SHUT THE DOOOOORRRRRR
YOU ARE A WHOOOREEEEE RHAENYRAAAAAA
>>221845813The Lord of Light made everything good anon.
>>221845718whats she listening to?
>>221845836That's a Strong accusation.
>
>>221845853F-fuck.... where can I sign up for weekend R'hllor prayers? For... research purposes ofc
>>221845853Were all red priestess hot babes?
Protect queen Helaena
SAY THE TING
>>221845876>she
>>221845718I wish I could fall asleep in any situation. The seven truly has blessed him.
>>221845853melly mogs
>>221845935The really important question: Did they fug?
>>221845935Melly is block faced and kinda fugly
>>221845935Guy Pearce jizzed up all in that.
>>221845899A TOAST
>>221845891Kinvara and probably Melisandre are also higher rank than Thoros.
For me it's her
HER CHILDREN ARE PIGLETSAND SHE IS A BOAR
>>221845773Still makes me laugh
>>221843249season 1 bran is icsh
>>221845743jae is iclh
>>221845935of course she does, the other one is some kikess
>>221846066what the FUCK does that mean? pls dont tell me its something sexual
>>221846061>mfw my own made ottoangy.jpg and my proposed Viserys sequel still gets used after season one
>>221845772daeron is icsh
Hottest fire priestess by far
>pedo replied to me
Wierd tjing I was doing a few years ago, its probably way wrong
>>221846137whats he smelling?
>>221846136trvke
>>221846146R'hllor's blessings
>>221846146It's called a Pomander, rich people back then used to fill these little metal balls with lavender and aromatic herbs to mask the smell of poor people.
>>221846098It's tranny-speak, used alongside little boys from the shows. Have a guess, anon, does it mean something innocent or degenerate?
>>221845994
>>221846182It’s a fucking vinaigrette for fuck sake. How many times do I have to explain the fucking difference.
>>221845994she was in the wolverine-goes-to-japan movie... i think
>>221846146essance of Alicent
>>221846182fuck... now my filthy commoner brain wants to smell it>>221846199i'm not sure if i've ever seen anything "innocent" here
>>221846098it's not sexual
>>221846217you mean aliSCENT heheh>>221846235okaaay... so what is it?
>>221846140Roose and Ramsay would've been flayed by the survivors of those houses and their corpses paraded throughout the whole North had Winds ever come out.
>day 26 of waiting for aemond to do literally anything
Also did this shit right here
Why do targs have no dick game?
>>221845853>>221846136>>221846166>fire worshippers>pick the HOTTEST woman as head priestess c'mon now...
>>221846146Daeron
>>221844495Gorillas can't shoot fire at such heat that it turns men into charred bones in seconds. And so the entire concept is predicated on an inhuman lack of self-preservation from a mob of civilians. A single machine gun can give an unruly mob pause. A soldier can muster himself to charge into a nest of them out of discipline and having nowhere to go but forward. You're telling me Dump the shoe maker sees 30 men to his right get instantly roasted into a fine powder by a giant roaring fire-breathing monstrosity and doesn't think "Eh, maybe I'll just go home" ?
>>221845899Strong words...
>>221846199>little boysjeor is icsh
>>221846256Good luck, Ramsay is shirtless and behind 20 good men.
odds we get to see her being whipped to death as she walks naked through the streets?
>>2218465390%
>>221846136I want to be her goytoy
>>221846539it wont happen
>>221846140What happend to Christopher Poole?
>George R. R. Martin awoke to the sound of the old Maester knocking at the door. A raven had arrived, he said, bearing dark news.>Dark wings, dark words, George thought, clambering out of bed like a crab.>He misliked all of this. Winter was coming, and good news were scarce, George knew.>"The fans, milord," the Maester said. "They have come.">George donned his battle raiment and clasped a pair of suspenders over his trousers. The fans had come for their book. My book, George corrected silently. It had been two-and-ten years and the Winds remained thoughts in George's head. He'd done much and more to spin those thoughts into ink, yet the papers remained white still, as white as Ser Arthur Dayne's cloak.A servant brought him black bacon and black bread, and George broke his fast in the dark halls of Martynfell, washing it all down with the finest of Californian red. He opened his laptop and visited his blog. The Winds would have to wait. There was a war to be fought, against the might of HBO and Ryan Condal. This was a mummer's farce and George had had enough of their japes. He'd thought of this half a hundred times or near as much as makes no matter. But now the King in Sante Fe stirred and Ryan Condal would dance no longer.>A trumpet blew in the distance. George slid off the oaken chair and parted a curtain aside to look. He took Fatslayer from the wall and clapsed it over his belt. The fans had arrived, banners fluttering in the winds. Here and there were the sigils of r/asoiaf and r/fantasy and r/gameofthrones and many more besides. They wanted his book, but he had none to give. Had he been that writer they thought him to be, he would have given them all that and more.
>>221846560Good
>>221845718The best is yet to come anon
>>221846756Sad that this phenotype will go extinct in our lifetimes
>>221846309No, ethnicity isnt really a thing in the show lore now. A westrosi can be black or Asian without any real issue desu. Its a nice change
>>221845891A religion where the entire priesthood is either hot babes (there was also that Chinesey one) or really cool dudes (Thoros and Moqorro)
R'hllor is the way.
>>221846205Chill, anon. You are surrounded by brownoids here, be patient with their low IQ.
>>221845973You are unbelievably gay
>>221845891>>221845988>>221847311They are all decrepit old woman though. The magic just makes them look young.
>>221846136You know what, maybe it was actually 6 million
>>221847357>they're just dried grannies without the neckl-ACK!
TAOOBA
>>221846539Literally 0%Not happening, not a chance, nope.
>>221845988That doesn't seem likely, Thoros was sent to make Robert, a literal king of a continent, more amendable to conversion. Sure it was semi exile but that must have come with a nominal increase in rank to seem impressive, although he might still get ignored within internal religious matters. While Melly seems to be semi rogue, thinking that Stannis is the Mannis while Kinarva is OC who just seems to be a regional bigwig
>>221847412Enchanted bathtub
>>221845974God I wish that were me
>>221847338I would rather be gay than choose that. I have plenty more fire hoes to enjoy
>>221847357Alys is old as shit too yet just looks around 35 canonically and she was no red priestess with a necklace.
>>221846140Looks good
>>221847470Kinvara is the leader of the temple of Volantis which is basically the biggest centre of R'hllor worship, and she has the High Priestess title so if anything she's a likely candidate for Mel's and Thoros' boss.
>>221847595Mel's from Asshai though, she's got nothing to do with Kinvara.
>>221846850>White people go extinct>Slavery make a comeback, equality, freedom, and human rights a thing of the past>Environment destroyed, big mammals hunted to extinctions, ecosystem collapse>Mass-starvation of the brownoids massesI could not wish for a better end.This planet turned into a hellish nightmare for the fecaloids and my race won't have to see it.Shitskins better hope that the Chinese become their new masters instead of the kikes.
>>221847595Are they not governed by a council? Also one would imagine there are numerous temples in Volantis and even if she was the leader of the main one that might just be an important but operational role behold to the diktats of a governing body.
>>221847637Unofficially every fire priestess or priest falls under the High Priest/Priestess
I kinda wish Thoros was just an ardent worshipper or a lower rank than priest. Why couldn't it just be a religion of preistesses, them being the vestal virgins who also hold the higherst ranks within the religion itself
>>221847664There's just one person with that rank in Volantis, and in the books said person is so influential that the nobles of Volantis are scared shitless of a religious revolt overthrowing them and joining Dany's cause.
>>221847750Thoros is icsh
>>221847311When your religion is all about burning people alive to get your god's attention, you better have some hot babes priestess and really cool bros priest to pull you in, otherwise it would be difficult to convince anyone beside pyromaniacs and psycho, anon.
>>221847805HOLY
>>221847799Fair enough, although that does seem like a world building oversight to only have one temple
>>221847827Is that why an unkempt drunk man manages to get a while group of fighters to follow?
>>221847827>otherwise it would be difficult to convince anyone beside pyromaniacs and psychoIs the Alchemists' Guild secret Rhollor agents? Part 1/10
>>221847357>They are all walled up roasties though. The makeup just makes them look younger and prettier.Yep, just like IRL.
>>221847853It's just Gurm worldbuilding. The same in Braavos, a bazillion temples but each religion only has one.
>>221847805I like Paul Kaye but they did butcher his character quite a bit, one of the genuine minor missteps in S1 was not having him appear with Robert. Also when I read it ages ago for some reason I thought he was Indian
>ywn fuck an 11/10 who is secretly an uber gilfJust take me R'hllor
>>221846850Oh do shut up
>>221847938I suppose you could handwave that in Bravos by saying that due to their inherent multicultural background the government decreed that all religions could only have one temple otherwise it'd be ruthless competition and risk civil war.
Sex with mommy Jeyne Arryn
Was there any way they could have made a Lady Stoneheart work in the show or naw?
But does R'hollor hunger?
Naw
>>221848046no and she is probably the most ridiculous and unnecessary character
>>221848046Why would she have not worked? Bar the main issue of the story not being finished
What is R'hllor's tax policy
>>221848024>neckfu
>>221848099Permanent fire sales, very neoliberal
We're getting a battle next episode right? Or will it be one of those scenes where they just cut to the aftermath
>>221845567>The seven kingdoms>Each kingdom led by a lord instead of a king>The central power governing the seven kingdoms has a kingWhy? By all account the seven kingdoms should be an empire, no? Each kingdom led by a king with the emperor on top.Why did gurm made it this way?
>>221848251Good morning sar
Are the Hightowers leading the Reach army in the show? Why aren't the Tyrells leading it? Like the Hightowers called the other bannermen?
>>221848046Maybe if her and the Botherhood were the ones that massacred the Freys as vengeance for Robb like it's setting up in the books instead of Arya. After killing the Freys maybe have her go up North and haunt Winterfell till the White Walkers show up so she can die fighting them. Maybe get some closure with her kids and Jon before going out.
>>221848024She was really good in Raised By Wolves.A shame this show ended up cancelled.
>>221848275I'm not a pajeet you fucking retard, I'm asking a question about monarchy and how this shit work.My knowledge of how any of this work is Crusader king, btw.
>>221848251Aegon said Westeros would have only one king. He wasn’t in the empire business.
>>221848367>My knowledge of how any of this work is Crusader king, btw.Yeah it shows, you absolute retard
>>221848283There's no unified Reach army in the Dance, the Tyrells are neutral because the lord is a baby iirc, and different parts of the Reach have declared for different sides.
>>221848098
>>221848369Thank you.>>221848390Yet you couldn't answer the question, you snarky little faggot.
>>221848492It's a stupid question that doesn't warrant an answer you dumb cunt
>>221848522What's so stupid about it, Grumpy Gus?
>>221848522How was I supposed to know that Aegon decided to go against the conventional power structure because "he wasn't in the empire business" you mongrel?
>>221848367If you haven't realised this, this thread is a book thread. Read the books and only then, come back here.
>>221848635>How was I supposed to know that Aegon decided to go against the conventional power structure By reading the books?
>>221848283The Tyrells are sitting this one out same as a few other minor houses. Every other Reach house has taken a side turning the Reach into a moshpit which is why it took so long for Ormund's army to reach Tumbleton. Had to wack-a-mole Black supporting houses along the way.Black Reach FactionFootlyRowanOakheartBeesburyCostayneTarlyMeadowsCaswellFossowayHewettChesterGrimmGreen Reach FactionAmbroseWebberNorcrossRedwynePeakeLeygoodNeutral FactionTyrellVarnerSerry
>>221848046easily, would have been kino to see her die from rage when she finds out the truth about Jon from Howland Reed. Retard helped destroy her own family for no reason>>221848087shit taste, Stoneheart is a foil for Arya to show what only living for revenge is>>221848283Tyrells were a joke up until around the time of the main series. And even now in the books it's implied a ton of the Reach is going to join up with the Targs to get rid of the Tyrells
>>221846297He's been fucking a witch.
>>221848432>There's no unified Reach army in the Dance, the Tyrells are neutral because the lord is a babySo convenient huh George just like Mace not taking his armies up north to the Trident to fight Ned and Robert and staying at Storm's End sieging two kids instead...
>>221848769Fair enough, but you're on /tv/ in a thread about the shows. You could've just answered my question. I got my answer anyway.
He comes....
>>221848771George forgot about the Ashfords again!
>>221848905That's Semoc Eh.
>>221848872That wasn't convenient that was pure strategy and it worked
>>221846572Who?
>>221848303>finds out from Howland that Jon was never Ned's bastard>goes North to take back Winterfell, Jon already accomplished it after dying for "Arya">doesn't usurp Rickon even with Robb's will naming him heirCatelyn should really just rope, dumb cunt got most her family and the North destroyed because she's a retard who got conned by Littlefinger and then continued making full retard moves. Even as Stoneheart she's ruining their reputation further. Roose Bolton was a deliberate traitor and he did less damage to the Starks than Catelyn did
>>221848872A unified Reach is too OP for most scenarios. They have an army of around 100k
>>221848935Corlys' wig budget has plummeted since season 1
>>221848938>act like a fool>think like a brilliant t. Mace Tyrell
>>221848922Not while the season airs, only off-season is the reverse posted.
>>221848918What's her name again?
>>221848283Tyrells are considered to be upjumped stewards and totally undeserving of the honour of being a great house. They've been ruling Highgarden and the Reach for only 130 years at the time of the Dance, which is extremely short in Westerosi standards where great houses are thought to be thousands of years old. It's not in the Tyrells' interest to pick a side, especially the loser's side.Picking a side is less of an issue in Robert's Rebellion and the main story because the Reach is a lot more unified and because the Tyrells are simply more powerful and accepted now (but that may quickly change with Aegon VI)
>>221848935It's impressive that they resisted the temptation to drop some rap beats every time a Velaryon enter a room.
>>221848938Yeah if you write Mace as an absolute retard who has his huge army just sitting at the feet of Storm's End trying to siege two kids and a small useless garrison.If it had at least been implied by George that Mace did it on Olenna's orders cause they were playing dumb to keep Aerys happy while secretly wanting to get rid of him and not lose any forces then it would've bee good but George forgot about that while eating some nachos with salsa.
>>221848990
>>221848872Mace the Ace obviously wanted Aerys dead so he sandbagged. If Targs managed to pull off a win he can claim he was loyal, when the rebels won his army was too strong for them to try and punish him so he just had to bend the knee and got out with no punishmentTyrells played it smart during the Rebellion, if anything it's unrealistic that the Targs had any support beyond the crownlands when they are burning high lords without trial and kidnapping their daughters. Dorne only sent people when Aerys threatened to kill Elia and her kids
>>221846539That really depends on whether or not Sara Hess has that particular fetish, considering this is her self-insert character.
>>221849069mmm I want some nachos
>>221849066>funk sting plays
>>221849022>>221849069there was nothing fool or retarded about it>if the rebels win well you did nothing but siege a castle>if the loyalist win you remind them your army defeated robert and lay siege to storms endalso stannis was in charge of storms end he was a valuable target
>>221849058>(but that may quickly change with Aegon VI)Yeah, everyone knows the series will end with Lord Bronn in charge of the Reach. Duh
>>221849034I have erred.>*unsheathes sword*My life is forfeit.
>>221849094I wonder if she's the one beating the shit out of her lesbian gf or if it's the other way around.
>>221849160Who knew that by "Friends in the Reach" George meant Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.
Question to both greens and blacks, if HBO swapped the actors and music cues, would you still support your side?
>>221848918IIRC the Ashfords for vassals of House Peake at the time so they'd would have been Team Green
>>221849088>>221849128I already said that my problem with it is George not implying exactly that, he just paints Mace as a retard instead.
>>221849042Gwin
Which character do you think gets excused for behavior another character would be hated for?
>>221848990I'm just happy we don't have to see Rhaena's awful wig anymore. Literally looked like a mop they sat on her head.
>>221848190Seems too early still for Butcher's Ball, and Tumbleton won't be until the end of the season
>>221849314daemon obv
>>221849261Was it autism?
>She could not give it up. She wanted him so bad>Mercy looked down at her feet, so shy. “Izembaro said to please the lords,” she whispered. “If there is anything you want, anything at all… “>The two guardsmen exchanged a look. Then the handsome one reached out and touched her breast. “Anything?>“I am not,” lied Mercy. “I’m a maiden now.”>“Not for long,” said the comely one. “I’m Lord Rafford, sweetling, and I know just what I want. Hike up those skirts now, and lean back against that wall.”>He grabbed her wrist. “I’ll do the teaching. Time for your first lesson.” He pulled her hard against him and kissed her on the lips, forcing his tongue into her mouth. It was all wet and slimy, like an eel. Mercy licked it with her own tongue, then broke away from him, breathless>“You’re not going anywhere.” He pulled her roughly to him. “Get those rags off, and I’ll show you how old I am, girl.”>“I know.” She slipped her hand between his legs, and felt how hard he was through the wool of his breeches.what did GRRM mean by this when writing 12 year old Arya?
>>221849376>Seems too early still for Butcher's BallTime wise it should happen this week but hey we need more talking scenes.
>>221849244Both sides are retarded, I support characters instead of sides.And no, I'm not a golem, I don't need music cues to know when something is heroic, sad, or spooky.I support characters because I agree with them or just because I feel like it.If anything, the show-runners trying to force emotions and opinion on me with their cheap tricks as the opposite effect on me, a bit like how trying to shove niggers, lesbians, trannies, and marxist faggotry in my entertainment doesn't make me agree with it, it just make me realize that it's about time to pre-heat the ovens.
>>221849314Jaime, midwits love his half-assed redemption arc for some reason despite all the plotholes and character assassination required to make Jaime look better when GRRM thought it up during the 3rd book
>>221849244I'M GREEN TIL I DROP AYE AYE AYE
>>221849314In the show? Alicent.
>>221849315Do they even know that some places in Africa have black women with naturally straight hair?
>>221849528Green after those tits drop
>>221849400His early-life section on wiki has the answer to the question "why is there so much loli and scat stuff in this books?"
>>221849610Nothing in Africa is natural
>>221846166whosmt
>>221849702There's no way you could ride a dragon without a saddle and not fall off. It would be like clinging to the wing of an aeroplane.
>>221845567Unpossible Unpossible Unpossible.
>>221849403>but hey we need more talking scenes.I don't think they'll make it past next episode.
What would a dragon have to do to be named Seedstealer?
>>221850004Ruin crops
>>221849998Well I fucking hope so but it's a shame they are not showing what the riverlords and northfags did to criston and his army while they tried to escape.
>>221846580>Dark wings, dark words, George thought, clambering out of bed like a crab.lel
>>221845567House Dayne is my favorite because of Arthur Dayne. He's a cool guy. Do they ever do or produce anything else of note though?
>>221850114Yes Darkstar and he is of the night.
>>221850004Live exclusively on semen squeezing
>>221849673She’s a big girl.
What would a dragon have to do to be named Sneedstealer?
>>221849088It’s possible that the alliance system that gave rise to the rebellion was originally designed with Rhaegar to force Aerys to abdicate.
>>221849673Do autistic girls really not know when they're pregnant?
>>221850129He doesn't seem noteworthy. Just lame.
>>221850114Ashara Dayne, the best swimmer on Planetos.
>>221850114Edric Dayne seemed a decent fellow but likely had his story sidelined when George dropped the timeskip.
>>221850188Is that not exactly what Barbary Dustin says?
>>221847637>Mel's from Asshai thoughNo, she’s originally from Westeros and was enslaved as a child and sold to a Rhllorian temple in Asshai.
dragon girlstealer?
>>221845893I love her, it will genuinely upset when she dies.
dragon dickstealer?
>>221849066yo, draggons r bussin
>>221850192She knows, that's why she pushes Alicent away, she doesn't trust her.
>>221846061That’s fucking great.
>>221850227No
It's interesting how the Seven don't really have much of a reach into Essos
>>221848251>Why did gurm made it this way?Westeros was originally the size of the British Isles but it kept getting bigger as Gurm wrote the story.
>>221850176Cuck married men and deflower virgins
>>221846181In the books, do dragonriders actually use reins to guide the dragons or is it just verbal commands and pretty much letting them do whatever they feel like?
>>221850324the seven are not real gods. r'hllor is the only real god.
>>221850324Fraud religions have no place in the land of a thousand gods
I have an oral fetish. What are some female characters that are canonical dick suckers?
>>221850374They use whips
>>221850411Helaena, for the price of a goldBROTHEL QUEEN
>>221846140RIP House Tallhart.
>>221850411The Night King
>>221850192She's been pregnant before so she'd know. Likely wanted to hide it from Alicent after Rhaenyra let slip that Alicent was supporting the murders of Aegon and Aemond.
>>221850411Dany canonically went ass to mouth with Daario.
>>221846140Weird... House Bolton didn't have too many casualties...
>>221846140>Christopher Poolemoot, noooooooo
>>221846140an nuncle
STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>>221850521>mootWho?
>>221850602
>>221850602AAAAAAGGGHHH
>>221850627He just wanted to be the princess, but House Australia hired a Sorrowful Man and KILLED HIM!
>>221847470Whoever’s calling the shots for the Fire Priests knows their shit. They sent a hard-drinking warrior-poet to Robert because it’s exactly what Bobby would hang around with. If they’d sent him a hot chick, he’d have just FnF’d her. My old band director clearly attended the R’hllor course on recruitment. When he came to our middle school make his pitch for joining the band, he gathered us all in the lunch room and had a questionnaire and a music test for us to take. And it was passed out to us by the hottest members of the dance team.
>>221850411It's canon Dany regularly gaves her lovers wake up blowjobs
>>221848771>FootlyI am disappoint.
>>221848905Based. >>221848922desab gnikcuF.
>>221848771>Beesbury>Fossoway>TarlyFlawless Black victory assured
>>221848918>tfw small and smart
>>221851010It was until a dragon came also the beesbury army kept the hightower army stuck in the south reach for months with their bee magic and gorilla tactics
>>221846140>84 Northern nobles>23 died>40% of known northern nobility diedUh?
>>221850192She knows, she was hiding it.
>>221850627The Creator.
>>221842029
>>221851284>The dog got to boop her noseIT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
>>221851284She's so pretty. How are the Arryns so hot?
>>221851363Sansa marries this guy or what?
God, everything related to the Targaryens is so gay. The story of GoT is so much better.
>>221851416no she was too ugly for him
>>221851099>the beesbury army kept the hightower army stuck in the south reach for monthsYeah until Daeron curbstomped them
>>221851416Sansa is Elizabeth I, the bitch will never marry
Why do people think his actions in S5 was out-of-character? Do you think Book Stannis will do the same thing?
>>221851519So the Starks just die out?
>>221851577Bran will never die, and Arya will bear a thousand bastards on her travels. Robb's unborn Westerling child will be ruler of the North after Sansa.
>>221851543No idea, in the books he's 100% building up to sacrificing Shireen. I think people are just sore he did it over a storm and died easily.
>>221851752Greyscale mutant is no great loss
>>221850176Consist exclusively on city slickers.
>>221851752>No ideaStannisfags ALWAYS say that crap. Just look at the archives.>I think people are just sore he did it over a storm and died easily.I think its because he lost to Ramsay of all people (seriously?). I don't get why Stannis has so many fans when he lost pretty much every important battle we've seen him in.We're only "told" that hes a great military commander but never really shown it.
i love sucking cocks, great house for this feel?
>>221851838The story implies he's a great leader. It's authorial intent, you just have to accept that the author has the characters believing he is a strong military commander because he is. George isn't a military commander, he doesn't really know what is impressive and what isn't impressive. To be fair to Stannis, I think an actual real commander plucked from Medieval times would walk all of Westeros.
>>221850680Based aaagghhposter.
Is Bran really immortal? Maybe the never ending winter was just a metaphor for God emperor Bran's eternal rule.
>>221851700>Robb's unborn Westerling child will be ruler of the North after Sansa???Rickon will rule the North and his line will succeed Bran if he ever dies
>>221851948>George isn't a military commander, he doesn't really know what is impressive and what isn't impressive.desu so much of ASoIAF is quite underwhelming when you examine certain elements more closely. Take religion for example, in medieval europe it was a HUGE part of everyday life and society. Yet apart from the High Sparrow subplot, its not really that focused on. In real life the Pope and the Vatican had a significant role in European politics.
Cringe, stop posting.
Based, keep posting.
>>221851963Rickon becomes completely feral. Ramsay will eventually capture him and train him to be one of his hounds.
>>221851956
>>221851902Lannister
>>221851957Yes but he is no longer brann
>>221851902Would have to be the Tyrells.
>>221851963Rickon is dead.
>>221850045Alys is my queen
>>221852079Rickon clearly mirrors Viserys II, he will have a Skagosi wife and he will be sympathetic to integrating the Wildlings in the future, the entire purpose of his character is continuing the Brandon the Builder’s line
>>221852120
>Knent Bees
>>221850743Should have double teamed it. Send the hot chick first, have her tease Robert for a little while, give in to a steamy makeout session with him, then leave because "she allowed personal feelings to overcome her mission", having her replaced with Thoros, who can be like "Oh yeah, all our priestesses look like that" while broing it up with Robert.
>>221852209Gurm is a full on feminist libtard. Sansa will end up as Warden of the North. There's no doubt.
>>221852330>House Quirk of Chungus
fuck dany
>>221852365He said he’s still considering whether or not he’ll kill her off in the Holywood Reporter interview. If she’s supposed to rule Winterfell at the end then he wouldn’t be having this trouble.
>>221852415Many have. A true Targaryen lady.
>>221852365>Gurm is a full on feminist libtardLess so than people give him credit for. I mean what kind of feminist libtard comes up with mad dany
>>221848771>Beesbury>CostayneBoth of those are Hightower vassal houses. What the actual fuck were they doing in the entire buildup to the Dance that they couldn't even lock down their own vassals' loyalties? Did the Greens just decide the day of Viserys's death "Eh fuck it, let's put Aegon on the throne" without any prep work?
>>221852487Its fiction and good storytelling. Until recently not everything had to be political propaganda. Boomer liberals arent full retard like zoomer commies who have to politicize every single aspect of reality.
>>221852330Old Bear... he likes the honey.
>>221852536I shit you not Otto was like a blackfyre cuck and he actually pulled the "he bore the sword" meme and he thought all the lords would side with him because they picked the name Aegon.
>>221852536Beesburys were seething about their grandpa getting CRISTON'D.
>>221847437THAT'S TAOOBA!
>>221852365If he was such a feminist then he wouldn't have had so many hot women in the story in frequently sexual scenarios.
>>221852609Most of them sided with Rhaenyra...
>>221852600He believed that he could secure Aegon as king because he was the legitimate eldest son of the king, what the fuck are you talking about?
>TAOOB - URK!
Targaryen men cant fuck.
>>221850129did GRRM use the name Darkstar because he's a Grateful Dead fan?
>>221848771>Lord paramount just does nothing >Not even enforce neutrality among it's banners>Doesn't do anything to stop Hightowers turning on them and taking LP if they win
>>221852681He was the first Aegon since the conqueror and it wasn't a coincidence.
>>221852687How'd he survive such a strong hook?
>>221852536>What the actual fuck were they doing in the entire buildup to the Dance that they couldn't even lock down their own vassals' loyalties?Weak Lords Paramount. Oscar had to wait for his doddering Green-backing grandpa to die before reestablishing Tully superiority over the River lords and ensuring proper Black footing.
>>221852728No he wasn’t, there is Aegon the Uncrowned, Jaehaerys’ eldest son, and Baelon’s third son
>>221852726the tyrell girl was smart like mace
>>221852795Big if true.
>>221852681By rights, that absolutely should have been enough to get the plurality of Westeros's noble houses to back the Greens. Even fucking George knows it, hence why when Alicent is like "Alright, let's put it to a vote" when KL falls Rhaenyra tells her to fuck off because the greens will obviously win that. But in actual action, they all went Black because "We saw Rhaenyra one time twenty years ago and she seemed neat".
>>221851153He wrote it wrong. He included prisoners in there. It should be 40% Killed/captured
Would Aegon ans Rhaenyra make a good couple? Its sad that they really should have been together and none of this would happen
>>221852957Rhaenyra is ten years older than Aegon, so no.
>>22185299710 years is fucking nothing
>>221852760The weak Lords Paramount just adds to my confusion as to why the Greens failed to secure more support. I think the fact that a handful of houses supported the Targtower cause might be the biggest blackmark against any Grand Maester Conspiracy: if the Maesters were all acting in concordance, they'd have been working overtime to make sure their patrons royal branch had more widespread support.
>>221852957She's an unclefucker and he gets blowies from his own bastard daughters, they'd be the most godless couple in post-Conquest history
>>221852997Isn't Daemon 10 years older than her?
>>221853064The gender matters
>>221852957Rhaenyra is ten years older than Aegon, so yes.
>>221853098Yes but only if the women is older and with a young boy.
>>221853064more like 20 desu
>>221853025Oaths matter, and if the maesters had gotten the Faith on-side they might have had better grounds for the Green cause. Instead they staged a bloody coup and made it a scandalous power grab, which is a turn-off for those with clear vision of stability in successions.
>>221853025>Grand Maester ConspiracyThat's just a meme
>>221853156He should have fucked Jace.
>>221853156>oaths matter Not marriage oaths, apparently
>>221853025The Baratheons and the Lannisters were behind the Greens. The North was behind Rhaenyra. The Riverlands were split and there was a battle to decide their loyalties. The Arryns were kin with Rhaenyra and a woman ruled the Eyrie. In the Reach it was the Hightowers vs other houses who opposed their influence.
Why are the commoners so uppity? Why doesnt a king ever put them in their place?
>>221850188>alliance forms to help him get rid of his father>fucks up his own alliance by being a coomer who runs off with 15 year old Lyanna Starkrhaegar bros.... are we retarded?
>>221853217Bad shit tends to happen to those who violate those oaths, tbf
>>221852997Visenya was probably looking up from the Seven Hells, disgusted at Rhaenyra's refusal of a perfectly good chance to /ss/ her brother.
>>221853156It was a pretty bloodless coup, and the Greens were basing their claim on the previous precedents and Andal Law rather than the word of the king, which is a lot more stable. But you have to remember that succession isn’t codified in medieval times, it’s about perceptions of legitimacy.
>>221853239Rhaegar was a fuckwit, Connington had tragic taste in boycrushes
>>221853220Blame aegon for not destroying hightower and the sept when he had the chance
>>221853268GIWTWM
>>221852353Galaxy-brained manipulation skills.
>>221850411gatehouse ami, bitch was canonically letting random castle servants spit roast her. A true slag>>221851462it pisses me off how they are even giving targshits stuff that is associated with the Starks, quasi-warg bonds with their dragons, weirwood visions, green men shit. It's fucking annoying, if the showrunners weren't hacks they realize the point of the Dance is to show how retarded the Targs are, not wank them as if they are essential to the survival of the world. Falls flat even worse tying them to the White Walker trash with how GOT ended
>>221853290>AndalOh, well if it was the ANDALS...
>>221853239Not if you believe Rhaegar was Azor Ahai and was doing everything intentionally
>>221853337The Andals also frown upon kinslaying, but that certainly didn't stop Maekar.
>>221853347What level of cope is this
MY KING
>>221853329>it pisses me off how they are even giving targshits stuff that is associated with the StarksThat's not even entirely on the showrunners to be honest. George himself has very much fallen in love with the Targs to the detriment of everyone else having their own mystical backgrounds.
>>221853347>yfw Big Bro Bobby buggers your prophecy with a warhammer
>>221853391Didn't stop Aemond, either
>>221853453He is a Targaryen after all, comes naturally to them
>>221853423The real Aegon
>>221853347>Rhaegar had put his hand on Jaime's shoulder. "When this battle's done I mean to call a council. Changes will be made. I meant to do it long ago, but . . . well, it does no good to speak of roads not taken. We shall talk when I return.">we'll talk when I-ACKmerely pretending to be retarded. Even if he thought fucking Lyanna was essential for beating the Others he could have accomplished it in 100 better ways. Instead of getting rid of Aerys he spent a year in Dorne while Westeros burned. bozo was up his own ass and certain he'd win at the Trident too, so you can't even LARP like he was making some tragic sacrifice knowing he'd die
>>221853329It was all manipulation by Bran the Broken to orchestrate the placement of a Valyrian steel dagger in his faceless assassin sister’s hands at precisely the right place and time.
>>221853188hot
>>221853392Azor Ahai wants to forge Lightbringer. He tempers it in water, but it breaks. This is Rhaegar dying at Ruby Ford. The second time he captures a lion but the sword breaks again. This is the death of his son Aegon by Lannister agents. The third time he drives a blade into his lover Nissa Nissa. This is Rhaegar impregnating Lyanna. He thus produces Lightbringer, who is Jon Snow, and the Prince that was Promised.
>>221853524I like it.
Targs are fucking shit. The best thing that could have happend is a Strong or Hightower ending up on the thrown after Dance.
>>221853453He had been reading too many Yi Tish parchments and decided to become an anime villain.
>>221853583>the thrownLike a rug?
>>221853631Shut up
>>221853606>All For One
>>221853504> Instead of getting rid of Aerys he spent a year in Dorne while Westeros burned.Yeah, it doesn’t make any sense, does it? Almost like he planned it that way.
Varys is by far the worst person in got.
>>221853664>getting his chest smashed in and 2 of his children brutally murdered was part of his plan>telling Jaime they'd talk when he returned from his certain victory was just 4D chess>he was just LARPing about muh 3 heads of the dragon, he never needed the first 2 kidswhat level of targshit cope is this? Reality is that Rhaegar was an arrogant jackass who got rekt and anything Jon accomplishes will be due to his Stark blood and being raised by a Stark who taught him how to be a real man, not a valyrian twink
>>221853692How so? He doesn't even rape.
>>221853778He is doing all kind of evil shit to weaken the realm because he want to instal his blackfyre shit king
>>221853766>due to his Stark bloodIndeed, I wonder why Rhaegar chose Lyanna specifically. I guess that was a total coincidence.
>>221853524Azor ahai and his imitator rhaegar were just sex pest cult leaders >you HAVE to fuck me, our kid is gonna save the world >actually no it’s this woman I must have sex with, I was wrong last time
>>221853778>He doesn’t even rape.Exactly. No redeeming qualities at all.
In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to rape bravely.
>>221853987Kek
>>221854079>>221854079>>221854079
>>221850324Especially since Fo7 originated in Essos
