>LOS ANGELES—Bursting through the stall door with a baseball bat hoisted over his head, director Christopher Nolan reportedly confronted moviegoer Luke Dias on Friday for using the bathroom duringThe Odyssey.“You just couldn’t hold it, could you?” the Oscar-winning filmmaker said as he kicked his victim off the toilet seat and delivered a violent swing that shattered the porcelain stool.How do you handle it? It's been a while since I went to the theaters, about 10 years since Blade Runner, and my bladder isn't what it used to be. I'm afraid u might have to piss a couple of times during this movie. I'm going to the Indianapolis IMAX theater to see it in the full scale. How do you handle this?
I use a cathader
I really should've stayed with my first long term gf because she was just starting to open up about wanting to be peed on, I could've had a personal porta potty on demand
>>221845925Nolan's been murdering moviegoers for years
>>221845925Simply put, if the movie has your atention you don't even register wanting to use the bathroom, you just go at the end of the movie.
>>221845925Its horrifying to me this may have taken place in a womens bathroom. No mention of a urinal, I am shaking rn.
imax should come with built-in urinals, either at the side of the theater or in the seats themselves.
>>221845925If you went to see The Goydyssey to theatres I'd confront you with a bat too. At this point one cannot tolerate support for anti-white propaganda. People supporting it need to be harassed, beaten.
>>221846103sounds like the imax in india except nothing is built in
This happened to me a couple days ago. My wife and I started watching obsession, and when movie finally starts getting interesting (he's in the car and does the wish) my wife suddenly says she needs to take a shit. This triggered me so hard I told her to fuck off when she came back and we didn't watch the rest of the movie. Am I fucking crazy ?
>>221845925Keep liquids to a minimum in the hours before the movie, and use the bathroom right before you enter the room. If that isn't enough, and you're below 60, you need to speak with a doctor or do some kegel exercises. Also, this >>221846069, when I'm really in the zone and obsessed with whatever it is I'm doing, my brain can ignore the urge to pee for a long time. So maybe it's a psychological or attention thing too.
>>221845925I purposefully don't drink any liquids before seeing a film in theater. I do order a large beverage at the theater and drink it in small bursts so I don't have to get up before the film is over. Usually though before its over I feel my bladder hurting and wait until after to go
>Theater wagie goes to pick up my Trojan Horse popcorn vessel after the movie thinking there's only a few un-popped kernels left inside>Opens it up to clean it out and keep it for himself>My piss dumps out all over his work uniform and gets on his hands and shoesAt a certain point it's your own fault for falling for such an obvious ruse
>>221846413Lmao YES drain your bladder into the popcorn vessel
>>221845925Bring back intermissions.
