>*slaps raw fish on rice*>that'rr be 600 dorraru+tipu you dirtyu gaijin
>Jiro Nightmares of Ass Rape
>>221846409You are free to go or not go to his restaurant.
>>221846673I liked the dvd commentary
>>221846719>goes to Sushiro and eats 13 plates for 3000 yen insteadNothing personal, Jiro
>>221846409Total weeb annihilation
Imagine how this nip turtle would react if you whipped out a bottle of everyday carry 'chup.
>>221847034He serves world leaders. You wouldn't even get a whiff at the front door.
>>221846917Lately when I go to sushiro and kura sushi it almost seems like the majority of the staff are indians. Same thing with most other chain restaurants, not just the sushi places. Some of the big yakitori chain restaurants have 100% indian staff on the grill while the japanese only serve as waiters.It sucks because I end up getting the shits like half the time
>>221847107Have sexu
>>221846409Zoomers:>what do you mean i can do something for decades, get really good at it, and then make money doing it? I'm not doing that it's too hard! wahhhh i want a free house to live in wahhhhh
They don't tip in Japan.
>>221846409>I practiced steaming sushi rice for 40 years to achieve 0.000000001% more quality over others>now I'm allowed to charge you 400$ a pieceI mean, I respect good food and good chefs but the Japanese autism and theater tricks are beyond me. The quality of the fish is obviously a factor but there's really no massive difference in making sushi on pro level. You learn to cut fine pieces of fish and learn how to compile it onto the rice. It's mostly the good fish that makes the difference, not the autistic theatrics.
>>221848022Tipping is only expected in shithole countries
>>221848076>are beyond meSo is knowing where to place the dollar-sign, apparently.
>>221848022>>221848078WRONG. You always tip your Taisho. He’s in an elevated position, the man who takes your tastebuds on a vision quest. It would be massively rude not to.
>>221848177What is a Taisho?Also, what is appropriate tipping etiquette in this case, in the event I meet Jiro?
What exactly makes him better than other Sushi chefs? Like he knows how to cut the fish better?
>>221848129Yeah, truly horrible, I know. I hope you won't lose your goodnight sleep over this. But thanks for correcting the issue.
>>221848382>what is appropriate tipping etiquette in this caseJust give him all the coins you've accumulated throughout the day
>>221846409Worth it when you see how pajeets make their own food.
>>221846673Unwatchable
>>221848393Yep. It’s great! Jiro may be a horrible person. Obsessive, very rude and demanding of his sons. Impossible standards.The impossible standards are what people with money pay for though.
>>221848556People with money pay for the idea of exclusionary excellence. I you could easily afford it you'd do it too, not because you want it but because you can. Why not?
>>221848511Incredibly based.
How come the jews havent adopted this way of scamming goy cattles yet? You can probably apply this with preparing burgers since you’re also just putting food on top of each other just like sushi. Imagine somebody learning how to prepare and cut lettuce for 10 years.
>>221846409OP is a poorfag who's never eaten good sushi.
>>221848511>Prease mista! Stop making scene and harassing other customers and a REAVE! You are very disarespectafur!
>>221846409Agreed. The Japanese can do no wrong.
>>221846409Would you have preferred the alternative?
>>221848078America is the only non-shithole country on earth, but by all means, keep projecting.
>>221848382The Taisho is master of ceremony in the temple. Think of him like a priest, but for sushi. You absolutely cannot let anyone else know you are tipping him. That would be seen as you insulting his establishment. Saying he makes such bad quality cuisine that he is a pauper who needs charity. There are several classical methods of subterfuge, or you can create your own. That’s risky, but younger Taishos often appreciate it. I feel like Jiro would appreciate you learning the cannon.By the way. Once you have successfully tipped (I’d say 30% seems right for the first time), you will not be an open door diner anymore. As a friend of the Taisho, a closed door diner, you will now have access to the toro.That’s why it’s so important to tip the first time. It would have to be a very modern leaning Taisho indeed who accepted any tip from you on your second visit or afterwards.
>>221848957Thank you, sensei.
>>221847249The jump in indians I have seen pre and post covid is mind boggling. Its insane how much they have taken over
I can't fucking see this poster without thinking about the assrape joke.
Sushi elitism has a limit. The quality of sushi you get from a place thats like 10-30 bucks pp to 50-80 bucks pp is very noticeable. 50 to 100-150 is noticeable as well but not that noticeableEverything above that including the 500/1000+ that places like Jiro charge is just for rich snobs to gloat.
>>221848710Because le jews aren't the great big boogeyman you and your ilk pretend they are
