This appeared to me in a dream. Adam Sandler is mistaken for Jesus, who's actually played by Rob Schneider. That's about all I got
>>221847546So just "Life of Brian" with Americans?
>>221847586Yeah basically the most bastardized American version you can think of made by Happy Madison
>>221847546I'm kinda sad this doesn't actually exist. I'm intrigued by how horrible this could possibly be
Jack Nicholson is perfectly cast
>>221847546No! Bad Anon, bad! How dare you give Happy Madison ideas!
>>221847546I'm sold. I would love nothing more than to see Adam Sandler or especially Rob Schneider crucified
I've got your Jesus for you right here
>>221848319Jesus is so horribly cast that I love it
>>221848319Rob Schneider was a carrot, and then he was a stapler.. But this summer, Rob Schneider is Jesus!
>>221847546All that's missing is Nick Swardson as Pontius Pilot or some shit lol
>>221847546When are they going to do a mohammad movie?
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>>221847546Adam Sandler looks pretty well fed for that time period lol
>>221847546Is there going to be a basketball related scene anywhere in this movie?
I could just picture Steve Buscemi with the crazy eyes like in Mr. Deeds but in biblical times
>>221847764It would feel wrong if he wasn't wearing shades
>>221847546Will there be product placement everywhere in this movie? Wouldn't feel like a Happy Madison picture without product placement
I could totally see Danny DeVito being a donkey salesman in this movie. I'm sorry I meant ass salesman
>>221847546Here's an alternate poster
>>221850609This cast ain't bad. I might watch it if it were real.
>>221847546Is this the thread to pitch Adam Sandler movies? I thought of one where he plays a cruise ship captain that grew up loving the Love Boat and wants to be Captain Stubing, but he gives horrible advice and ruins relationships instead.
>>221850841That sounds pretty funny actually
>>221850841It should also be a retelling of the Costa Concordia shipwreck