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I wish we had more Bible kino
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>>221848060
The Bible could work but only as an anthology since it isn't really coherent enough to be a single movie/narrative TV series.
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>>221848060
is that Ellen Degeneres?
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>>221848060
Nah, if "they" went old testanment it would just be capeshit and its hard to keep it real with dirty dave and his bag of 200 forskins just to simp. As for the gospels, Jesus Christ cant be put onto screen cause he is the "I Am". Nefarious was pretty good.
>THATS MY BOY
But the movie got buried cause it revealed way too much.
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>>221848112
>isnt really coherent enough
>has books and chapters and verses
Are you retarded?
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>>221848060
And make something anti-semantic like the Passion of the Christ?

>>221848215
Nefarious should have ended with the lawyer leaving prison. And meeting the homeless person. No talk show interview.
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>>221848532
Passion of the Christ is the most pro jew and christian garbage ever what are you talking about?
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>>221848257
I enjoy the Bible but I kinda get what he means. Between a chapter or even a verse anywhere from 10-50 years can pass. It would be kino to get some huge series with actors new and old cycling in and out.
The Chosen for example hits a lot of snags where it completely messes up the chronology and tone of Christ's ministry such that it gets a little exhausting as they portray Jesus as this kind of bitchy smartalec who has to get the last word while music from Hunt: Showdown and offbrand imagine dragons plays in the back
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>>221848593
anti-christian**
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>>221848607
Oh I see, yeah that makes sense, my bad. I dont watch anything that shows physical depictions of Jesus Christ. Just doesnt feel right. I also saw a picture somewhere that the crew filming The Chosen was putting gay flags up off camera during "pride" month. I like what hollywood did in Ben Hurrr or whatever its called were they never show Jesus Christ face.
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>>221848678
Angel studios is also Mormon which I've told my bible study buds but they're old-heads and dospensationalists so they counter this with "Nuh uh, I don't think so" which you can't really argue with
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>>221848732
Mormons are really interesting, the premise of Florida being the real Garden of Eden is wild.
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>>221848257
anon probably has one of those chopped up Protestant bibles
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>>221848931
The parallels to Islam are intriguing and it's wild how most of their theology is just taking atheist talking points and "Yes and"ing them.
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>>221848972
What is a protestant bible? I have only read the KJV and check out some newer version (How Sodomite is changed to Male Sex Worker).
>>221848982
I wasnt reading too much about the theology but the location claims and decendants. I dont know the actual "beliefs" of Mormons. Still havnt got around to Islam but Sharia Law sounds interesting.
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>>221848112
>an anthology
DeLaurentis and John Huston tried their shot with their Kino in the 60s
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>>221848593
>Passion of the Christ is the most pro jew and anti christian garbage
Did you accidentally rented a copy for The Passover Plot instead of the Passion or what?
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>>221848060
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>>221849133
>Nimrod
Another crazy dude.
>Flood happens
>He decides to build a tower as high as possible so if a flood happen again hen can just run to the top
>God is like "trust me bro"
>The tower falls down
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>>221849186
>Why are they calling it the "Last Supper"
>JUUUDDDDDAAASSSSS
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>>221849123
>beliefs of Mormonism
Its like pseudo Gnosticism where God is kind of just a really good guy, theyll use terms like omnipotent and omniscient and perfect but they use those terms inappropriately. Jesus is a created being and the brother of Satan to them. When you die, the quality and quantity of your good works will get you a better planet that you get to be God over with more or less attractive people
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>>221849312
>Jesus Christ is the brother of Satan.
I guess they missed the whole evil within message, like Jihad. If true about their beliefs, sounds like there is a lot of money to be made.
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>>221848060
Enjoy



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