Goddamn
Is there a way to untan tanned skin?
would berry
men jerk off to this?
too old
>>221849429I wouldn't. It's rude to do that without asking permission.
>>221849385Good morning sir
>>221849385She is perfection
>>221849429No, but I do.I'm trans BTW.
>>221849429no. given the chance, i'd do her (you all would too, dont lie) but during gooning one aims for their ideal rather than what happens to be in front of you at the moment
I would suck a fart directly out of her asshole
I don't enjoy how slutty she is. It's gross.
>>221849630>>221849691The duality of man
7.5/10 body5/10 face cope
>>221849739post the face and body which get a 10/10 from you
>>221849499It shouldn't be possible to have tits this fat
what does sex feel like
Why does she need a pushup bra?
>>221849385What happened to Sidney? Nobody talks about her anymore.
>>221849412King Arthur?
>>221849385@grok is this real?
She'll never be Aphrodite.
>>221849739I love her face.It's perfectly imperfect. Flawed in a delightful way. I don't want to call her attainable, but she seems like someone you could actually meet.
>>221849762google "zendaya"
>>221849385I appreciate that she understands that the most interesting part of her body IS her body. I've seen too many beautiful girls cover themselves in the shittiest, most basic bitch tattoos. It seems almost spiteful.
She can't compete against me
Random college girls have bigger and better tits than her but I guess mainstream actresses with bodies like that are now so rare that sydney is the queen currently, why is this? jealous old hags running HR departments at the studios?
>>221849385She has something special, some women you just see and you want to eat out, you want to know what they taste like, just the way it is.
>>221849630Why tho
>>221849762Somewhere in the ballpark of this.
>>221849954Casting changed hands from fat jewish men to fat white women.
>>221849385Sydney is the greatest woman alive as her natural gorgeousness makes trannies seethe so terribly that it’s hilarious.
>>221850023Mid.
>>221850026i used to not care about her but the way she makes so many troons actual seethe made me love her lol
>>221850023>pushup bra squeezing her tits, literally no muscle or fat, has a completely flat ass when standing up, face completely obfuscated by makeupyoure a virgin
>>221850023So basically just a bunch of make-up?
>>221849954>LITERALLY NOTHING MATTERS EXCEPT HOW BIG THE BOOOBS AREEEEEEEwhy are some niggers like this, seriously. Like there are actually niggers who think some fat cow with G cups is hotter than a model with D cups unironically
>>221850158just say you like flat women (or are one)
>>221849405Bleach?
>>221850158you hate how simple it is for me to be happy
what was angela's power comp? i heard they put it on the feeds
Sluts love men and men love sluts, simple as
>>221850038>>221850113>>221850123
>>221850158The thing about Sydney is that her tits are not only big, but they are also nicely shaped, some women have gigantic tits that sag all over hers are rather firm
mmmmm breasts
>>221849849Yeah but then she’d have aids.
hiplet
>>221849385I wish reincarnation was real so I could die and come back as a pin worm and live inside Sydney Sweeney's ass
>>22184973910/10 tits, 7/10 body otherwise mostly by just not being fat, 6/10 face
>>221849775imagine how fat they'd be when she's with child.
>>221849385>>221849499>>221849559>>221849630Kys cumbrain
>>221849630i want her to pee on my face
>>221850023Hate to break it to you, but these girls are 90% make-up and filters (or 100% AI).
>>221850278big nipples and medium areolas too, the best combo
>>221849405brown hands typed this post
>>221850023A skellington ? Are you a necrophile ?You like to fuck starving people ?
>>221849385>>221849499When is James Gunn going to cast her as Powergirl??
>>221849775Get out of your basement. Tits can be a lot bigger. Especially during pregnancy, and i am not talking about burger/Arab hamplanets. Just normal women.How to admit you are a virgin incel, raised by porn and internet, without saying it...
>>221849405Are you retarded or just Indian?
>>221850098Yup, same reason why I do, and oddly enough, Emma Myers. These two make them rage like no other so I will support them both equally.
>>221849405Absolutly, i am so glad you asked dear Anon.Just take selfies in front of a train.It will be amazing, but it's a hard job. But it's a needfull.
>>221850278
>>221850405And deny myself the perfect divine feminine physicality of Sydney?! Yeah, no thanks. I’m going to live a very very long life worshipping this goddess.
>>221849385hot! what porn?
>/tv/ can't even post full res pics anymoreyou are all niggers
do coomers really watch literal slop media just because a hot girl is in it? do you really fall this easily for such marketing? you can just watch porn
>>221849385i want to BE her so bad
>>221850640YWNBAW
>>221850658Every single person in attendance were staring at her tits
>>221849499Ngl, she always looks sleepy or high on photos, but she is a total babe. And it's just not her physique, it's also the way she moves.
Sydneys a physically beautiful woman with a top tier face and top tier body. Anyone saying otherwise is homosexual or bait or contrarian.
>>221849954>>221849954>Random college girls have bigger and better tits than herExaggerated claim backed up by a cherry picked image.Yeah, large tits aren't so rare but it's not like every other woman has them either, specially nicely shaped ones on a slim body like Sweeney's.
>>221849405So, from what I've learned from /pol/ true white people don''t tan, they go red like British people. Black people don't tan. Ambiguous people, like Italians, they tan a lot. But what about very brown people? Like Egyptians, for example. Do they tan?
>>221850708yea>>221850722im queer and all i think when i see her is 'gosh imagine having her body' all the things i'd do..
>>221850750They ARE tan.
>>221850735Good lord.
>>221849405yeswait a few weeks
>>221849385Damn brat
i am 5'7
Why are people so weird about her? Is it because she's both hot and talented and smart ?
>>221850735>oooh here lets get one of my ass in the skintight shorts>wait! put these baggy boomer-tier pants on to cover it up, then we'll take the picwhy? you know these shots are staged, so this was the decision of some fucking manager or handler behind the camera. i dont get it
>>221850640>Do men admire and have lust for very beautiful women Yes. Is it a problem ? Let me guess, you are a homo in drags, possibly with mutilated génitales, seething at what you will never be, cannot be, and will never experience.Yes, beautiful white girls are beautiful. And you will never be one. At best, an incel with make up and a wig.
>>221849405Avoid sunlight. But make sure you're talking vitamin D if you do.
>>221850780But do they tan even more?
>>221850008Her left eyelid takes her from a 10 to an 8. Sad.
>>221849499she has nice teeth, pearly whites. and nice structure. thats a plus
>>221850833No, they are it. Whatever tan is, they are.
>>221850815Hollywood and it's worst enablers want to do to her what they wanted to do to Bo Derek a decade too late. She's a blonde with big tits that doesn't hate the attention she gets for them, and for that, her and her fans must suffer
>>221850640I used to watch Japanese doramas just because the females there were very kawaii and pure. I always felt in love with them.
>>221850803
>>221850815The same people that hate her would praise her like a goddess if she was blackThis is all there is to it
>>221850824>I don't get itYou don't get anything, stop projecting.She is beautiful, we desire her. And you will die alone, and your only option in terms of intimate relations, will be old guys "bi-curious".
She looks like she has down syndrome o_O
>>221850704>>221850828see, its always these same bot replies. i even agree with you that she is fucking hot, but my main point as someone who actually cares about film and television *gasp* is that i wont watch mid fucking slop simply because some hot girl is in it. i dont want to perpetuate slop media SIMPLY because i fall for coomer marketing. this is my critique. its not a problem that shes hot. its a problem that you consume shitty media simply because of a hot girl.
>>221850432Warm embrace of her golden showers
>>221849499god it's like softcore porn
>>221850921not really
>>221850844>eyelid too droopy, wouldn't fuck
>>221850274It's not about whether I would bang her. I and im sure everyone else who replied wouldIt's about you calling this generic ethot a 10
>>221850942It's not About movies, you know it's an off-topic thread, i know it, i know you know, etc.She is beautiful and the dream of any normal man, end of story. Now stop with your seething. That is all.
>>221849385I don’t care. Would. I’m desperate
>>221850960Whoever the fuck chose this dress has got to be 140 IQ
i love her actings
>>221850916never mind actually i figured it out. she's peddling the syrn brand
>>221850008>Hairy Armpits
>>221850960Hourglass figure, straight out of a manga. It's unrealistic. With a little bit of muscles (just a little) she would be perfect. Like a wet dream. It's unrealistic.
>>221851106Yeah we get it you like hairless boys.
>>221850815She's a busty blonde bimbo who accepts that fact, in an era where corporations are trying to empower ugly women for money. She is antithesis to popular marketing, and to all the stupid motherfuckers who are on board with it
>>221850833>>221850855>>221850750Yeah, we do. Only very very very dark people don't get much darker.
>>221851106Less hairy than your balls
>>221851106fag
>>221851003I didn't say that, retard.
>>221850623Why is she in Australia, are these old?
Imagine being a kike, you see anons admiring a beautiful woman, what do you do ?You pollute the thread, because goyim should never be happy.TKD, the vermin in human shape
>I'M A WHORE I'M A WHORE TITS TITS I'M A PORNSTAR LOOK AT METhis is why she will forever be Midney. She will never be a respected regal beauty.
>>221850473needs an actual good actress
>>221851198its her kike talent agency that makes these threadsthey are pretty good though, they've made such an awful actress a big name just because of her massive tits, even though she has the face of a fetal alcohol white trash whore
>>221849405If you are actually white, avoid sunlight for a few weeks maybe even two months if you live in a sunny locationIf you are a brown indian or south american, you can't just "untan" your skin, you are already brownTanned white skin =/= brown skin
>>221851380Sydney is the most naturally beautiful and feminine woman in existence. The fact that she’s the greatest actress in this generation is just the icing on the sweetest cake ever created.
>>221851142>She's a busty blonde bimbo who accepts that fact, in an era where corporations are trying to empower ugly women for moneyNaaah can't be right, i follow like 200 of those on Instagram and X
>>221851106>hairy armpits
>>221849954This girl may have bigger boobs but they gonna be saggy lolIt’s clear most of you have never been with a women
>>221851633all boobs are gonna be saggy
>>221850023That’s a dude lol
>>221851651Talented, sexy, cute, delicious… What CAN’T she do?!?!
>>221850815Yes women tend to be jealous of beauty. However the bigger factor is the gays since gay dudes have more power and are more vocal in entertainment than women. The gays try to emulate women and their behavior patterns, though it's usually inaccurate in ways that are difficult to detect through a digital environment, but a careful eye can spot the difference. They will take things farther than genuine women would, which is exemplified by the hostility toward Sydney. The gay crowd prefers women who hide behind a mountain of makeup instead of having authentic beauty because it's something they inherently can never have. Or women who are ethnic/brown which is more about the jewish social-media psychological conditioning thing (where the gay comes from).
>>221849954Inferior face, I can tell her butt is worse too.
>>221851106FAG
>>221850747you need to get out more
>>221849385Man face, boring body. Almost any instagrammer looks better.
>>221850023Damn you’re right.
ITT: Indians and white nationalists
ITT: Seething trannies rupturing their rotting axe wounds
>>221849385Cor blimey!
>>221851675Really?
>>221850815She's somehow underrated and overrated, so you get a lot of 'corrections' coming from both sides.Also allegedly political which fans the flames
>>221852219I've seen trannies prettier than Sydney Sweeney.
>>221849405Not from a Jedi.
>>221851263>regal beautySurely you're not talking about this crooked eyed bitch
>>221849385Gentlemen,I dearly would so desire to place my lips between her succulent thighs. To feel the warmth of her flesh against my rosy cheeks.To verily hear her subtle, soft, womanly voice pierce her lips, as her hips shake against mine face from pure bliss.To watch her abdominals stretch and contract at the pleasant sensations between her lovely legs.To taste her succulent, damp flesh upon my lips.Yours truly,Anon
>>221852320
>be Sydney Sweeney>beautiful Aryan woman like Hitler's wet dream>Nolan didn't cast her as Helen of TroyShe's not an actress. She's a meme.
>>221852484royalty were and are inbred fucking retards so it checks out
>>221852732Only if they are celebrities, not lolcows on Twitter with anime profile pictures.
>>221852698and then she pops out out a greasy fart.
>>221852484you blind or smth?
>>221849429i see you are gaymy condolences
>>221852484Sydney also have crooked eyes
>>221852877Not him but you are Indian.
>>221852849>adding modifiers AFTER the statementHow heavy are those goalposts?
I hope Kojima will never work with her
>>221849385Sydney's not my type, but I find the idea of her in a catfight with my type (pale, slightly above average height, skinny, DFC, brunette) very arousing.
>>221851106
I call her mommy when I jerk off to her, im also 10 years older than her
>>221850815
This thread is fucking disgusting. Mods please delete this thread.
>>221853201BOINGBOINGBOING
>>221853313KYS. You are no different than ponyfags.
Did she fuck a black dude on Euphoria?
>>221853393Her fans are like: she's just acting! None of this is real!
>>221850747I dont think anon was saying that most college girls have bigger tits, just that there are 10s of thousands of them
>>221853349>comical jello sound effect starts playing
>>221853495You must be black or Indian
>>221853393>>221853424funny>>>221852835>>>221852900>>>221853208
>>221851106based retard
>>221853537>sees sexy blonde white woman>thinks about having sex with blacks and indianshow do some anons end up like this, yikes
>>221849405Imagine being a shitskin
>>221849385>another threat filled with all the unique rebels claming hot girl isn't hotisn't this getting old?
>>221853653NoFap/Neopuritan brainrot. Some truly far gone 4chuds have convinced themselves that acting like a eunuch is the height of White masculinity.
>>221853653She makes me hate white people desu
>>221853736Sorry to hear that. I don't have this condition. I hope they find a cure for it soon and you get better.
>>221853788I hate her even if she's not a Republican or a Trumptard.
pic unironically looks like AI. blurry in the wrong places.
>>221851106>
>>221851106i'm with you in that i prefer shaved, but stubble or short hair isn't a dealbreaker for me. what i can't stand is chicks who have 3" long pit bushes or pit brillo pads.
>>221850960damn bro wtf
>>221849412
>>221849429Bruv you need to get your T levels checked
>>221849405yes if you drink a gallon of bleach a day for one week you will turn white. my father was indian like you and now he is white because he did this. this is how he was able to marry my mother who was born white.pic related. my dad before he turned white.
>>221849385I go to war for her
>>221849385she resembles /ourgirl/ except with a lot more meat
>>221853736you hated us already, apu
>>221849385Can you believe that thing poops?
>>221850432This seems more reasonable
Why the fuck does every thread become about jeets nowadays?
>you'll never press your body against Sydney's Sweeneys and make her smile
>>221854731Until they go home and are range banned from western internet spaces the problems will persist.
>>221852866Are you? What is your retarded image meant to convey? That her face is crooked as fuck? Borderline deformed?
>>221854632I REFUSE to believe this!!
>>221850023i bet she fucks like a fighter jet
>>221850653i jyst wamt to use as a pillow
I need to sniff her butthole
>>221849385Who cares about that filthy shekleshark
>>221849385Who wouldn’t care about this glorious and saintly feminine divinity?
>>221854624Not him but Indians worship white people
>>221855355You're the result of inbreeding, jesus christ. Complete idiot. Imagine having to go through life being this fucking dumb at a genetic level. Lol.
>>221856490Says the retard nigger who's simping for a bitch with a completely deformed face
>>221852484hate censor bars like that, what's even the point
>>221856564Now, now, Elle has some redeeming cuteness to her.
>>221850658those are some nice tits scooter better be getting some good sleep off that.
>>221856630Elle Fanning looks like a pig
>>221856688Sydney Sweeney looks like a drug addict
>>221856688You’re seriously going to tell me that pigs aren’t cute?>>221856715YWNBAW
>>221856735I bet your favorite singer is Billie Eilish. She and Sydney share the same "phenotype".
>>221856768Who?
>>221849405Stop redeeming benchod bloody saar
>>221856580Somehow when I posted this earlier, it was deleted and I got a warning. Afterward this filled up with nothing but vids and it's still open.
>>221856816there's a janny here who picks out random horny posts to warn/ban while leaving the blatant horny thread it was posted in alive, makes no fucking sense
I really dont see how anyone can call her mid. She isn't a 10/10 but she's definitely well above average and she's using minimal makeup. The thots posted in this thread to "dunk" on her are using like 20lbs of makeup, push up bras, long ass fake eyelashes, fake hair, photoshop, and ai filters. Sweeney is pretty good looking natty. Those other whores look like goblinas when you wake up next to them in the morning without the makeup.
>>221849405If you're actually white, yes.
>>221852036I've noticed a hard push for artificiality in women even when the result is inferior to the natural look, women call getting plastic surgeries and drag queen levels of make up "expressing themselves" and get angry if a man says he prefer natural over plastic (while claiming that the patriarchal society force them to use make up)
>>221856664my thingy just twitched
>>221850432I want her to shit a massive log directly into my mouth and wash it down with her piss.
Why is this thread still up?
>>221851537That shit doesn't count, we're talking mainstream media productions that are under the control of the establishment, not outside it.
>>221858175Because
>>221858175Why is my dick still up? I've already jacked off twice in the past hour
Indian coded thread.
>>221858707Stop being so insecure Becky
>>221857898Gay men and other women are an absolute menace at sabotaging women fashion trends
>>221849385i don't feel attracted to this mid
>>221858818She's gone a little too bimbo.
>>221850278Our boys gravity and time will take care of her soon enough.
>>221849385>>221849954>>221850278>>221850473>>221850653>>221850711>>221850815>>221850960I love tits brosBut isn't it crazy that women have literal weapons of mass destruction on their bodies that have brought down empires, ruined kings and made men of weaker constitutions go mad? Terrifying
>boobs: good >/tv/: um akshually boobs are not
I wish I could cuddle on the couch and watch movies with her.
>>221856897People don't go outside anymore. Not even for a stroll. In almost every Western country, the average woman is overweight.Sydney is leagues above them.
For me it's Penny Lane
>>221849405You need more izzat and google play cards
built for british broadcasting company
>>221858905Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?
>>221849459Which is what no one else did
>>221853788can someone explain what the context of this is? Why is Sydney's character saying this?
>>221850008More of those pits, please!
>>221850278You are just giving away that you are a virgin now. You don't know women's clothes. This dress has built in support and is a bad example.
>>221849385I'M GONNA
>>221849385someone needs to find out her measurements
>>221849385she's too thin now
>>221849739>elbows too pointy
reminder that sydney reads your mean comments
>>221861684>she looks like a mom lolI don't get it. Are these people implying moms cannot look hot? That doesn't feel very feminist desu.
>>221849385I have wider hips than her and I'm a manalso her tits are fake. sad showing all around
>>221849385i fucked way hotter women , all she has going on for herself is her pretty smile and big tatas.
>>221850023>10/10 face>look inside>10 pounds of makeup + image editingyikes
>>221849385I can understand why achaeans invaded Troy.
>>221849429
>>221862699>10/10 faceegirls look like veggie tales characters, are you insane? and fake blonde hair feels like dry spaghetti
>>221850023I hate how they make their cheeks or nose hyper pinkIt looks fucking diseased
>>221862877read nigga
saggy tits and butter face
>>221862997I did, you said that the makeup and editing looked 10/10but it doesn't, even if it weren't makeup and editing
>>221863068someone said post a 10/10someone else posted that e-girlthe anon you replied to is taking issue with that>10/10 facewhat has been stated by the anon who posted her>look insidethe anon you replied to takes a closer look>10 pounds of makeup + image editinghe sees that she is covered in make up and heavily editedyikesthe anon states his disgust and disagreement that she's 10/10then you come in all retarded and unable to read
>>221863197the 10 outta 10 was accepted as a premise, he was just peeling off the way it got that way
>>22184973910/10 tits7.5/10 rest of body8.5/10 face
>>221860042you have to watch the show to get it, sorry
>>221863068>>221863261I hate summerfags
>>221849385She needs to be locked airtight by big black bbc cocks now!!
>>221861808>>221861848would both of them AND Sweeney
>>221861684How'd they get my comment in there
>>221849385>>221850008>>221850278>>221863399My tongue, Sydney Sweeny's arsehole
>>221856702What is this meant to convey when a girl lifts her shirt and shows you her bra
>>221849762
>>221849405You are the color of shit Patel, you are not tanned.
>>221864580She needs to be locked airtight by big black bbc cocks now!!
>>221864580fair enough
>>221864250Mike Adriano ova' hea'
>>221850023Nigga fell for the egirl caked in make-up and filters meme. Not to mention these girls are always mentally ill, and not in the fixable anime way
>>22185002310% real photo
>>221864691Sidney needs a BBL NOW!
>>221849762I don't have the webm saved but that one french film with the redhead sunbathing topless on the beach
>>221859044Jamie Lee Curtis looks like THAT?
