Christopher Nolan? Never heard of him. This right here? This is the REAL odyssey.
>>221852140>This is the REAL odysseyNo, its the end of the story, the cuckening. The boring part.Armand assante odyssey is the good one
>>221852938If you don't understand why coming home after a long journey is the point and not the "boring part" then you're either A) Gay B) A woman or 3) a gay woman.
>Penelope is horrified and outraged at her husband for killing the suitors, screeching like some roastie in the background of street fight videosit was disappointing
>>221853137You are a retard, its the odyssey, the journey that is the main point and meat of the story, not the premise or the epilogue, and this is about the epilogue.Retard.
>>221852938The Armand Assante Odyssey is kino.
>Look up the trailer>Black person within 10 secondsHard pass
This movie was much better than Nolan, although it had Telemachus as a whiny brat, he was played by someone who doesn't look like a jewish rat. However, this is the most boring subject material, the worst part of the odyssey, probably 1/4 of it, and penelope was very bitchy, and ralph fiennes spent a lot of time staring vacantly off into space. And yet, it was even more diverse than Nolan, but had reasonably attractive characters with nice dialogue. In a way, this was an expose of how retarded and degenerate Americans are compared to Europeans.
>>221853463>um actuallyconfirmed homo
>>221853718>ESL retarded faggot cant even understand that the definition of the word odyssey is the fucking trip not the cuckening that happens after the journey.
>>221852140>The Return>Oh Brother Where Art Thou>The tv miniseries >Wishbone Odyssey There are many better adaptations than Nolan
>>221852140false, this is also an unfaithful subversion
This is the real odyssey and only 1 hour and half movie
>>221853916>Wishbone OdysseyBased. You sir, are a true connoisseur of cinema and moving pictures.
>>221852938>The other 2 acts have been done to death and with more fantastical, better visions>Set out to make a very grounded movie>Do soNot bad
>>221854121based best version
>>221852140>implying /tv/ wasn't complaining about the black people in it when this came outYou didn't watch it.
>>221853848You're projecting, bud.
>>221854196Thanks, I watched a youtube video explaining which adaptations were the best ones. Of course I had to agree with the reviewer and pick the one with the sweet lil doggo diggo me my wee dawgy lil pupper chino hee hee haw haw puppy wuppy kiss that guppy friendly wendly heckin' cutie pie woofer
>>221852140Sorry, i meant to post this one
>>221853916There's an anime series that does the Odyssey in outer space. That one is also better than Nolan's trash version.
