And there it is
I kneel
Dark Knight is good tho.
He copied my Megalopolis comparison.
>>221852212Based Armond White. He posts on /tv/
>>221852284Based Armond White. He copies from /tv
>>221852275its terrible
>>221852212>Never publishes a review earlyHe's old, right? Let's hope that he dies soon
>>221852212Damn, I guess any movie that doesn’t work as a hand-cranked nickelodeon reel projected onto a bedsheet is garbage.
I wonder why it's getting good reviews?
>"he can't play snape because he's too handsome" ahh reviewJust call out why it's trash for its real reason.
>>221852212what the fuck? based black man?
>>221852212M-my knees... they're bending on their own?!
>>221852212Here I was critiquing its editing, costumes, performances, cinematography, soundtrack, casting, script, blocking, directing and accuracy. Armond just comes right in with the piercing truth. The hero we need.
>>221853738For you.
>>221853797I don't know, why?
>>221853784Pretty much
>>221853890It must be a good movie.
>>221852212I fucking kneel.
>>221852275It’s overly melodramatic pretentious slop. I tried rewatching it the other day and I just fucking couldn’t. I can’t even watch the opening of the third movie without cracking up.
>Read's the review.>"It’s not cinema."Armond you absolute legend.
>>221852212If Armond hates on it, that means it's good.
>>221853797Fake BTW.
>>221853729He's probably OP.
>>221854013It’s funny because it’s believable
>"The Nolanoids don’t appreciate great composition; their sense of aesthetics has been dulled.">"Nolanoids exhibit the least sophisticated responses to image and sound...">"Nolan kills the roots of visual narrative."Who is this man and how do I send him letters of praise?
he should of zagged and liked it, now normies will think its good
>>221852212basado
I don’t give a fuck if she acted it well. Helen of Troy is not black. You can have a good performance but it doesn’t change the fact that THIS IS A STORY ABOUT GREEKS.
>>221854045>should ofkys you're self
>>221854055Reminds me of House of the Dragon. Just because a black man can give a good performance (“bastards!!!”) doesn’t mean it’s accurate to the setting.
>>221854055>>221854135It’s okay now because it got amazing reviews that means any complaints about inaccuracies can be boiled down to pure raycissm
>>221852275Joker overall and the beginning are the only good things about the movie. Batman sucks. Bruce Wayne sucks. Harvey Dent sucks. Two Face sucks. Hello Beautiful sucks. Alfred is ok I guess. Dunnhier is kino, but just part of the beginning.
>>221853873Fo me too
>>221854032>Who is this man and how do I send him letters of praise?You've never been exposed to Armand White King of TV, first of his name?
>>221852275Truth
I won't see the movie but he's right
>>221852275its capeshit so trash by default
>>221853729King of /tv/
>>221854284He was saying he was done there. Not that his name is Dunnhier.
>>221852212This is the actual truth.
So is he just bitter, hateful, and mentally ill? There is no way that this guy is right in the head.
>>221854746>So is he just bitter, hateful, and mentally ill? There is no way that this guy is right in the head.Actually not at all, go read more of his reviews and a pattern emerges. The man cares more about artistry than spectacle is all it is. He has his preferences and just particularly hates christopher nolan.
Finally we can end the charade. The Odyssey sucks.
>>221852212I've been waiting for this.
>>221854708Next you will tell me tearsin derain was never a real missing person
>>221852212Based Armond.
>>221854284>alfred is ok I guesshttps://youtu.be/Vukpjl44Yo0
>>221854746>He doesn't like a shitty movie>He must be ill
>>221854746Nolanoid exposed
>>221854135And even if it's "good" it's a net detriment. I'm watching a cam rip of the odyssey right now and every time there's an asian or jeet in odysseus' crew I pause and have to take a break.
>>221853940>>221854284>>221854630seethe
>>221854013>Fake BTW.Doesn't matter BTW.
>>221854013Fact kekked by Snopes?
>>221852212He is so white he's black
>>221855359>feels not reals is good when I do it
>>221855405Yes. Winning is all that matters.
Based king of the blacks
>>221853797fake the movie has no message it's vapid even for a nolan movie
>>221852212Based Armond "Honorary" White
KING
>>221854055A black helen of troy is closer, genetically, to ancient greeks than an English helen of troy. We're talking about a civilization from 3000 years ago. This is like the Han chinese all over again.
>>221858927no are you retarded
>>221858927There really are subcultures within Chinese sphere to warrant the Han vs. others distinction. Only problem is it was used to argue national identity and boundary, persecute Uyghurs etc
>>221854055I don’t give a fuck if she acted it well. Calypso of Ogygia is not black. You can have a good performance but it doesn’t change the fact that THIS IS A STORY ABOUT GREEKS.
>>221853890It doesn't matter how hard you try
I really liked the scene where Tom Holland went up to the nigger rapper and said >Sup nigga *daps him up* My dad just popped round down to the corner shop innit, said he was goin for a pack of smokes I'm betting you know all about that hahaand the rapper replied with >no cap fr fr?and Tom hit him with the>ON GOD type shit type shitHow did Nolan manage to do it once again? My Greek grandma was weeping tears of joy.
>>221858927Please kill yourself
Lol
>>221852212He still thinks Ellen Page played Achilles, he didnt even watch the movie and wrote his review based off Elon Musk tweets
>>221854055no it isn't
>>221854023Yes its believable that billionaires finance things
>>221852275When did you last watch it? Because it has not aged well.
>>221860276She played Achilles role in the underworld you mong. It's the same shit.
>>221852275It's shit. Gotham being Not-New York is so fucking lame. Nolan cannot into style or any expression. He just wants a technically impressive movie.He also does away with any of the more interesting/wacky elements of Batman and DC and he's basically to blame for making nu-capeshit and DC into this DARK EDGY GRITTY bullshit where Joker skins his face alive or some shit for lulz.
